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2017

17

Apr

Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is my kind of monster…but not really my anything because she blocked me off all social media early on in her quest to get famous – when she took the surf beach girl with a boyfriend angle and failed – so she went dark, lesbian, tattooed, and dumpy instead….

Something, she’s now getting very low level press supporting, that whole Body Positive thing..because what else is a girl to do when she’s 6 foot 5 and 250 lbs…something she shouldn’t really hate about herself – dudes will fuck anything – not to mention Kim Bassinger is her mom – and that’s hot in and of itself…and Alec Baldwin her dad he calls her a little pig – who made her like this is more ways than one – but who will be able to throw money at the problem as most rich dads do…

Well..she’s in a bikini and it’s not that bad…I like the shameless tit flash for the papaparazzi because he knows what matters…TITS Matter

She’s such a fucking mess. It’s wonderful..

When she’s being a monster on the beach..her leach / mooch / cousin who is actually living the instagram model dream – who she probably hates was at coachella…in a bra top…


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2017

29

Mar

Ireland Baldwin for Hooker Water of the DAy

Ireland Baldwin has hit rock bottom, I mean I assume she’s hit rock bottom numerous times, but then rock bottom gets pulled beneath her and she hits a new low…

There was a minute where I was a believer…I believed in her big fashion daughter tits and thought she’d make it in the world of rich and connected so make her a model…I really fucking did…

But then she fell off, her cousin moved in and secured the Baldwin name, leaving her a weird lesbian drug addict who ran to rehab….but she is back to the bikini modeling…looking large but empowered in this body positive world…even though she hates herself and could be because her dad hated on her…

Now she’s..doing a shoot for hooker water….the water that all these low level actual hookers participate in because it helps get them their US work visa…it is an owned by the paparazzi water company…and the fact that they are getting celeb daughters…just means the hooker money is good because this hooker water isn’t actually available in stores…it’s all a weird front….

I am not offended or phased by hooker water beach shoots when they use the actual hookers – but using these celeb kids and Mischa barton – just confuses me. Are they really that desperate.

It is embarrassing….

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2017

15

Mar

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Girl Intentional Nipple Slip of the Day

If you don’t matter in the grand scheme of your family….both immediate with her dad off making new babies because she wasn’t satisfying enough for his need to procreate and spread his seed….and extended…because her cousin is getting all the modeling jobs….leading Ireland ending up in rehab and going through some kind of indentity crisis….rich kids are always so confused….

Does it matter when you are pulling out your tit in public the one time the paparazzi bother looking at you….as you drunkenly leave a party…because you’re borken….

The answer is yes…it fucking matters…and it’s wonderful.

I am a fan of this Ireland Baldwin girl…I think she’s wonderful…but then again, I like underdog no one wants or believes in…I also like all the second tier…to fifth tier pussy…it’s kind of my thing…you know the whole not having standards thing…

She’s So fucking BIG…and a Mess…Amazing…

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2017

22

Feb

Ireland Baldwin in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is the big headed, big breasted, big girl, who wanted to be a model, who went from being a young beachy entitled rich kid, something real popular on instagram, to some dark, depressive, rehab attending lesbian….and I’d say it’s been nice watching her grow up from the little girl Alec Baldwin shat on when he was going through his divorce, like the tyrant he is…to the busty girl in a one piece while she drinks her feelings as her cousin…..stole her fucking dream…

But Ireland’s still trying….by not trying at all..I’m blocked on all her social media…because she hates me and that works for me…

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2017

06

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Takes Her Alec Baldwin Head out Without a Bra of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the big headed, big breasted, big girl, who wanted to be a model, who went from being a young beachy rich kid, something real popular on instagram, to some dark, depressive, rehab attending lesbian….and I’d say it’s been nice watching her grow up from the little girl Alec Baldwin shat on when he was going through his divorce, like the tyrant he is…to the braless girl in a school girl fetish outfit for the paparazzi…where the peak of her existence was paving the way for her younger, cuter, cousin who no longer invites her crazy ass to all the exclusive Kylie Jenner parties…whicn in and of itself – makes Ireland Baldwin dramatically more interesting as a personality….even if she’s a big more terrifying and large to look at…

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2017

11

Jan

Ireland Baldwin is Still Trying of the Day

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My favorite person who has blocked me on all social media – because I guess she just can’t stand seeing my name pop up when I leave erotic messages on her social media posts – Ireland Baldwin – the one who got away, mainly because she’s big and has strong powerful legs I can’t keep up with…but also because she’s had a series of really weird breakdowns…from being a surfer girlfriend in love….to being a gothic lesbian…to going to rehab…to coming back with face fillers…as her cousin get the career she wanted to get herself…in what is a sad story for those who feel sorry for themselves, but shouldn’t because their parents are rich and they can potentially do anything they want in life…but for some reason…tehy all want to be models and social media influencers…it’s fucking weird…but at least that comes with tits…cleavage…nipples…nudes…all things slutty for attention…like this dress..

Apparently her Mooch half brazilian cousin was out last night in some mesh dress for attention – and you can see her ass in a one piece leotard thing…because that’s fashion when you’re a mooch like her cousin….Hailey…the Stephen Baldwin daughter and Jenner groupie…always out there for attention…

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2016

21

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Creepy and Large Photoshoot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the worst – and now her body matches her overall demeanor – you know an “outside reflects the inside”…unless you’re into 6 foot 3 tall bitches who weigh over 200 lbs….and I guess you probably are – because they have big tits…and can subdue you in a choke hold…PORN TO EVERYONE…

Maybe she’s not that bad, I mean she was pushing the social media thing aggressively – and was on a really solid path to be what Hailey Baldwin accomplished for the family, vapid, blonde, Kardashian endorsed low hanging fruit…while this one just went dark, lesbian, dark lesbian…who ended up in Rehab….as expected when her public life started with her dad – the guy who plays Trump on SNL – calling her a worthless pig. HILARIOUS. Because he was right.

She’s blocked me on all social media, so maybe I’m bitter, because I shouldn’t be so mad about a girl in the ocean showing nipples…I should be more like “DUDE NIPPLES”…but I can’t see past the hatred I have in my soul for these rich, useless, entitled monsters….even when they are big enough to break me.

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2016

03

Oct

Big Girl Ireland Baldwin in a Jean Campaign of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin has finally got work. I am not sure if she actually got paid for this. But it’s for a brand that’s decided to use her and her social media reach to try to get people to buy their jeans…likely big girls who have really successful parents who likely don’t give a fuck about her, at least that’s what you’d assume when he called her dad called her a disgusting little pig…and was probably right based on her appetite…

A dad who bangs a woman his daughter’s age, but more importantly who is getting a lot of hype playing TRUMP…on SNL…

Because he’s likely more talented than her, who has reached her peak while she poses in jeans like the instagram model she always wanted to be….but that her cousin stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

I remember when Ireland was first getting attention as the original California girl in a relationship with some surfer dude with abs, where they posted all their romance and PDA…which was around the time she blocked me….right before breaking up and her turning into some dark, tattooed lesbian who went out with some weird black chick rapper…that eventually ended up in rehab….now this….in tight jeans…topless…and it’s not as bad as it could be…because at least she’s not her cousin that stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

What’s next for Ireland Baldwin…who knows…but I can assume it won’t be anything very substantial and it doesn’t need to be…thanks to TRUST FUNDS…

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Big Girl Ireland Baldwin in a Jean Campaign of the Day

Ireland Baldwin has finally got work. I am not sure if she actually got paid for this. But it’s for a brand that’s decided to use her and her social media reach to try to get people to buy their jeans…likely big girls who have really successful parents who likely don’t give a fuck about her, at least that’s what you’d assume when he called her dad called her a disgusting little pig…and was probably right based on her appetite…

A dad who bangs a woman his daughter’s age, but more importantly who is getting a lot of hype playing TRUMP…on SNL…

Because he’s likely more talented than her, who has reached her peak while she poses in jeans like the instagram model she always wanted to be….but that her cousin stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

I remember when Ireland was first getting attention as the original California girl in a relationship with some surfer dude with abs, where they posted all their romance and PDA…which was around the time she blocked me….right before breaking up and her turning into some dark, tattooed lesbian who went out with some weird black chick rapper…that eventually ended up in rehab….now this….in tight jeans…topless…and it’s not as bad as it could be…because at least she’s not her cousin that stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

What’s next for Ireland Baldwin…who knows…but I can assume it won’t be anything very substantial and it doesn’t need to be…thanks to TRUST FUNDS…

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2016

15

Aug

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Potato Head Has a Nipple Slip of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin showed her tits for Treats, so it’s now her duty to push them tits as far as they will take her, since her overall look and size wasn’t able to get her really followed, or celebrated as a babe, and her Cousin and her cunt friends took over the social media hustle, leaving this one in the dust like the little pig her dad said she was, forced to go to rehab and date angry lesbians…and now forced to walk around with her tits out, nipples out, it’s the only thing that’s worked for her to date…so she’s gotta keep it up and running..

Here’s her titty video from Treats…because her new marketing angle is tits…and I like tits…even though she doens’t like me and blocked me from her social media….playing all hard to get…

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2016

04

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Tits for Treats! of the Day

Little Piggy, at least according to her dad, Ireland Baldwin and all her masculine 6 foot tall features that are offset by her tits – tits she’s putting out there – to the Sugar Daddies of LA and the world, because all other attempts at making it have failed – she’s been a signed model forever and nothing – so might as well try what worked for Em Rat Cow…because when you’re raised vapid, superficial and spoiled – celebrity is all you want…I guess..

I support this behavior…

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2016

01

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Topless for Treats! of the Day

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I have made fun of Ireland Baldwin’s desperation in her social media hustle and public image she’s created through the darkness of growing up Baldwin…

But the reality is that despite being big, pushing 6 foot 2, Ireland Baldwin looks good when flashing her tits…and it may be the tits talking…but there’s something interesting, or that has more substance or depth in a daughter of famous people’s quest to navigate the world…and documenting it along the way…for a social docuseries that is social media…meaning her whoring isn’t the same as an instagram whore…it’s actually from a very weird place that I’d want to know more about…

Sure it may be the tits talking, but I am going to assume a girl who is rich and famous by association to her famous parents, who may want to break free from that and cash in but who has always been on display her entire life…has more to say that a vapid girl from florida and her bikini pics aspiring to be Em Rat Cow…promoting fitness tea…even if Ireland Baldwin is vapid…she’s better than the others…

Ireland Baldwin…is everything..and more…

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2016

29

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Erotica of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the fucking worst…unless she’s in overproduced, underdressed, over edited photoshoots of her not even looking like the big girl Ireland Baldwin, while busting out her tits because they are the best thing she has going for her, you know the benefit of being 175 pounds…and broken enough to think that being a model, or something people jerk off to, like a sex symbol or instagram model like her shorter, less interesting, but strategically placed cousin….thanks the kardashian / jenner / hadid connection that Ireland was too fucking weird, clunky and her dad called her a pig as a kid which she carries around with her in everything she does – from dating dark molested black lesbians – to going to rehab all while trying so hard to be a leader of the social media kid of famous people….and it’d be a sad story if anyone, including her family, actually cared about her…

Here are more of her tits…

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2016

26

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Naked of the Day

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Here’s a photoshopped to shit nude shoot for TREATS! of Ireland Baldwin, because I guess she’s tried everything and this is where she’s ended up..

I guess this is what Ireland’s been up to since blocking me on all her social media 3-4 years ago….

Unless she’s had serious surgery, which is possible, this is not what Ireland actually looks like, she is a big girl, which is the cause of her big tits, but everything else about her is a fucking cartoon….from no gut, to no monster jaw….

Nice tits though…but really…all tits are nice….

Unfortunately, I have been following her attempt at a career since she pretty much started out…I was semi-rooting for her while laughing at her desperation in an era before Kim Kardashian’s sisters and the Gigi Hadid and Ireland’s cousin really hustled the social media hustle, leveraging her mom – Kim Bassinger and her Dad who famously called her a little pig – and who could be a cause to this getting naked in photoshoots because traditionally modeling didn’t work out for her – Alec Baldwin…

The funny think in Ireland Baldwin is that I have interacted with her – I don’t remember what was said – but at one point her dad stepped up from his charity account on twitter – which didn’t get me famous – but I guess he didn’t get Ireland famous either, he’s just helped her by giving her his name pull off finding people to take pictures of her…

So…TREATS!…the Playboy of our generation that is far less successful than Playboy but that involves models and fame whores and sugar babies getting naked in expensive settings of decent quality….put this out for their new issue….and 98 percent of the people they use are trying to be the next EM RAT COW…like Ireland…but I don’t think Ireland has what it takes, she’s not hot enough, she wasn’t able to pull it off when she was cute enough and she’s too weak and has already been to rehab…poor little shadow of her parents…

The sex tape strategy of desperation is always available to her..

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2016

18

Jul

Ireland Baldwin’s Naked of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin reminds us that not every girl who does TREATS! is a low level internet whore, looking for a sugar daddy….and that sometimes they get B List actors, and in this case a low level LA rich kid with famous parents who is trying to get her break in a world that her own cousin stole her glory after putting in all that work all those years ago…forcing her into some kind of depression, that ended up in a weird lesbian relationship, and it all stems from being the kid her dad famously called a little pig in voice mails her mom made public during the divorce. THANKS MOM AND DAD…

That said, she’s a big girl with big tits and I like this direction her non-career- or personal brand is going – it’s like if beach shoots don’t work…get naked…

I don’t have the uncensored pics since Ireland blocked me on all social media – more than once, she’s not a fan of my love for her…self destructive in a way that instead of working with me – she’ll work against me…but I’m sure they’ll come out eventually and no one, but me, will care…because this love is real.

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2016

12

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Did Treats of the Day

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Obviously…

I don’t really feel like going into Treats! being the LA Rich guy sugar daddy party excuse to get girls naked – an attempt to be a modern Playboy – who actually had a solid shot a few years ago – but dropped the ball and momentum – but they did create Em Rata – they did cast her in the Blurred Lines Video and that did make her happen – so I guess hanging out with creepy old rich dudes in LA and their photographer friends who take erotic pics for a virtually fabricated magazine – sure they print up copies – but when you’re rich and only print 1000 – it’s not quite a real magazine – it’s a FRONT you dumb bitches..

Now Ireland, clearly trying to find her place, her voice, her tits, and has been on this hipster LA slut who wants to be topless to reclaim her name, her celebrity her relevance from her cousin – who is a Kardashian / Jenner groupie….when Ireland is the one who was doing this first…but like Treats, couldn’t keep it together, and wet lesbian, dark, rehab, to this tits…

I am a fan of her, even though both her and her dad have told me to fuck off on social media -which in a way makes me feel like they were inviting me in…since that’s how that family shows their love..

OTHERS in the new issue – Joanna Krupa…

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Sandra Kubicka….

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Hitting the fucking A-List sugar babies from instagram aren’t they..

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