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2017

11

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Model of the DAy

Ireland Baldwin has me blocked on all her shit for whatever reason..I assume she is a fragile rich kid with famous parents who struggles to make it on her own…and for that reason alone ends up in rehab and other equally amazing places…like in lesbian relationships…being all edgy…while her cousin stole her hustle…by linking up with more important people for their share for share…leaving this one in the dark..forgotten…much like in her home life…

That said, she’s got a bikini campaign and the world can excitedly look at her bikini body, big girls need love too….but they won’t since no one cares about Ireland Baldwin….

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2017

06

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Sluts it Up of the DAy

I am a massive Ireland Baldwin fan and Ireland Baldwin is massive…

She’s making a comeback, back to her original hustle, as the bikini clad butt shot, look at her big tits and round ass, because she’s big….California girl..Something she was doing so well early on in her social media whoring…before she went dark, got all these tattoos, became a lesbian weirdo, and made her way back…all while her cousin, the Kardashian groupie – STOLE her fucking dream…

I am glad to see that despite being rich, privileged, entitled, disgusting, she’s managed to pull through….you know all odds were against her being Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s kid…the struggle real…situation

Well…it’s just too bad I’ve been blocked from her social media so that I can’t jerk off to it all day like I am supposed to…but luckily people repost this shit so I can still get my taste of her…in a romantic where there is a will there’s a way….you can’t shun me Ireland…I’m here.

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2017

04

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Photoshoot of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a survivor…from rich kid with very famous parents who has access to the good life in both NEW YORK and LA and I guess wherever else she wants to go because they have the resources to take good care of her…yet she’s still a fucking mess…because being a rich kid with everything is hard…all that inner torment of never being quite as good as your parents…coupled with being entitled and garbage….makes for a really sad time, especially when her cousin is winning at life and she’s just putting together lame shoots with other lame chicks hoping their time comes….while creepy perverts like you cum…young, tormented, sad, big tits…erotic.

I only like her because she’s blocked me on everything and Ilove when girls hate me…

At least the puppy is cute…

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2017

07

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pic of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is one of my favorite celeb rich kids who fucking loves attention – but hasn’t really pulled off a career from it – despite all her access – solidifying that she’s a failure across the board – something she probably medicates and cuts herself over…because I guess I like the low hanging fruit, fame whores, the underdog, failures, desperation on my broken girls…

I do not like when shit works out for them…so her ass shot means a lot to me….

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2017

06

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

Ireland Baldwin makes me ask a very important question…is she getting an AIDS test and is an Ogre is a big Troll, or if a Troll can be 8 feet tall and monstrous…I don’t do the fantasy sci/fi thing so I can’t be sure…

What I do know is that her parents Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger…and that I’ve already fought with Alec Baldwin on social media for making fun of her, even though he made fun of her publicly and is part of the reason she’s this mess.

Because you’d think with Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger as parents, she’d be far more important than she is, but instead she’s gone from awkward beach / surf girl, to faux lesbian, to tatted up sad girl, to attempting to be a model and social media girl, to becoming just weird…and I think it’s just some identity crisis who is too broken to climb the ladder properly…but her cousin pulled it off…and I guess…her showing tits on social media I am blocked on is fun….even if I prefer sex tapes.

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2017

02

May

Ireland Baldwin Has Made It of the Day

It looks like she’s made it…look how far she’s come…oh baby….

Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, one of my favorite celebrity daughters who was big and broken all at the same time, slaughtered by the media early on in the instagram game, because people like to cyberbully celebrity children, because we are all jealous of their spoiled brat bullshit and hate seeing them try to become models or do other useless vapid shit, because they have all the opportunity in the world, but are so lazy and egotistical thanks to being spoiled and coddled, they think being a model is the best they can do…all they want…

Careers are made from being a celebrity kid, but this one hasn’t been able to pull it off and traditionally, she’s the only one tall enough to be an actual model, yet she never got work…she was doing the cheesy beach shit with her boyfriend, then become a dark lesbian in an interractial couple, to rehab, to low level campaigns, like just embarassing…all while her lame cousin stole all the glory, because she was a Jenner…

But the fact is, Ireland, in all her weirdness…and in all her blocking me despite my love and support, never sucked up to a Jenner…and look at her now….

COVER GIRL!!

Sure it’s Elle Bulgaria, but they still license the Elle Logo…so it’s almost legit…GOOD JOB! I like seeing people who don’t need to succeeed, succeed, in what is really irrelevant measures of success…

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2017

17

Apr

Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is my kind of monster…but not really my anything because she blocked me off all social media early on in her quest to get famous – when she took the surf beach girl with a boyfriend angle and failed – so she went dark, lesbian, tattooed, and dumpy instead….

Something, she’s now getting very low level press supporting, that whole Body Positive thing..because what else is a girl to do when she’s 6 foot 5 and 250 lbs…something she shouldn’t really hate about herself – dudes will fuck anything – not to mention Kim Bassinger is her mom – and that’s hot in and of itself…and Alec Baldwin her dad he calls her a little pig – who made her like this is more ways than one – but who will be able to throw money at the problem as most rich dads do…

Well..she’s in a bikini and it’s not that bad…I like the shameless tit flash for the papaparazzi because he knows what matters…TITS Matter

She’s such a fucking mess. It’s wonderful..

When she’s being a monster on the beach..her leach / mooch / cousin who is actually living the instagram model dream – who she probably hates was at coachella…in a bra top…


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2017

29

Mar

Ireland Baldwin for Hooker Water of the DAy

Ireland Baldwin has hit rock bottom, I mean I assume she’s hit rock bottom numerous times, but then rock bottom gets pulled beneath her and she hits a new low…

There was a minute where I was a believer…I believed in her big fashion daughter tits and thought she’d make it in the world of rich and connected so make her a model…I really fucking did…

But then she fell off, her cousin moved in and secured the Baldwin name, leaving her a weird lesbian drug addict who ran to rehab….but she is back to the bikini modeling…looking large but empowered in this body positive world…even though she hates herself and could be because her dad hated on her…

Now she’s..doing a shoot for hooker water….the water that all these low level actual hookers participate in because it helps get them their US work visa…it is an owned by the paparazzi water company…and the fact that they are getting celeb daughters…just means the hooker money is good because this hooker water isn’t actually available in stores…it’s all a weird front….

I am not offended or phased by hooker water beach shoots when they use the actual hookers – but using these celeb kids and Mischa barton – just confuses me. Are they really that desperate.

It is embarrassing….

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2017

15

Mar

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Girl Intentional Nipple Slip of the Day

If you don’t matter in the grand scheme of your family….both immediate with her dad off making new babies because she wasn’t satisfying enough for his need to procreate and spread his seed….and extended…because her cousin is getting all the modeling jobs….leading Ireland ending up in rehab and going through some kind of indentity crisis….rich kids are always so confused….

Does it matter when you are pulling out your tit in public the one time the paparazzi bother looking at you….as you drunkenly leave a party…because you’re borken….

The answer is yes…it fucking matters…and it’s wonderful.

I am a fan of this Ireland Baldwin girl…I think she’s wonderful…but then again, I like underdog no one wants or believes in…I also like all the second tier…to fifth tier pussy…it’s kind of my thing…you know the whole not having standards thing…

She’s So fucking BIG…and a Mess…Amazing…

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2017

22

Feb

Ireland Baldwin in a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is the big headed, big breasted, big girl, who wanted to be a model, who went from being a young beachy entitled rich kid, something real popular on instagram, to some dark, depressive, rehab attending lesbian….and I’d say it’s been nice watching her grow up from the little girl Alec Baldwin shat on when he was going through his divorce, like the tyrant he is…to the busty girl in a one piece while she drinks her feelings as her cousin…..stole her fucking dream…

But Ireland’s still trying….by not trying at all..I’m blocked on all her social media…because she hates me and that works for me…

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2017

06

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Takes Her Alec Baldwin Head out Without a Bra of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the big headed, big breasted, big girl, who wanted to be a model, who went from being a young beachy rich kid, something real popular on instagram, to some dark, depressive, rehab attending lesbian….and I’d say it’s been nice watching her grow up from the little girl Alec Baldwin shat on when he was going through his divorce, like the tyrant he is…to the braless girl in a school girl fetish outfit for the paparazzi…where the peak of her existence was paving the way for her younger, cuter, cousin who no longer invites her crazy ass to all the exclusive Kylie Jenner parties…whicn in and of itself – makes Ireland Baldwin dramatically more interesting as a personality….even if she’s a big more terrifying and large to look at…

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2017

11

Jan

Ireland Baldwin is Still Trying of the Day

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My favorite person who has blocked me on all social media – because I guess she just can’t stand seeing my name pop up when I leave erotic messages on her social media posts – Ireland Baldwin – the one who got away, mainly because she’s big and has strong powerful legs I can’t keep up with…but also because she’s had a series of really weird breakdowns…from being a surfer girlfriend in love….to being a gothic lesbian…to going to rehab…to coming back with face fillers…as her cousin get the career she wanted to get herself…in what is a sad story for those who feel sorry for themselves, but shouldn’t because their parents are rich and they can potentially do anything they want in life…but for some reason…tehy all want to be models and social media influencers…it’s fucking weird…but at least that comes with tits…cleavage…nipples…nudes…all things slutty for attention…like this dress..

Apparently her Mooch half brazilian cousin was out last night in some mesh dress for attention – and you can see her ass in a one piece leotard thing…because that’s fashion when you’re a mooch like her cousin….Hailey…the Stephen Baldwin daughter and Jenner groupie…always out there for attention…

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2016

21

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Creepy and Large Photoshoot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the worst – and now her body matches her overall demeanor – you know an “outside reflects the inside”…unless you’re into 6 foot 3 tall bitches who weigh over 200 lbs….and I guess you probably are – because they have big tits…and can subdue you in a choke hold…PORN TO EVERYONE…

Maybe she’s not that bad, I mean she was pushing the social media thing aggressively – and was on a really solid path to be what Hailey Baldwin accomplished for the family, vapid, blonde, Kardashian endorsed low hanging fruit…while this one just went dark, lesbian, dark lesbian…who ended up in Rehab….as expected when her public life started with her dad – the guy who plays Trump on SNL – calling her a worthless pig. HILARIOUS. Because he was right.

She’s blocked me on all social media, so maybe I’m bitter, because I shouldn’t be so mad about a girl in the ocean showing nipples…I should be more like “DUDE NIPPLES”…but I can’t see past the hatred I have in my soul for these rich, useless, entitled monsters….even when they are big enough to break me.

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2016

03

Oct

Big Girl Ireland Baldwin in a Jean Campaign of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin has finally got work. I am not sure if she actually got paid for this. But it’s for a brand that’s decided to use her and her social media reach to try to get people to buy their jeans…likely big girls who have really successful parents who likely don’t give a fuck about her, at least that’s what you’d assume when he called her dad called her a disgusting little pig…and was probably right based on her appetite…

A dad who bangs a woman his daughter’s age, but more importantly who is getting a lot of hype playing TRUMP…on SNL…

Because he’s likely more talented than her, who has reached her peak while she poses in jeans like the instagram model she always wanted to be….but that her cousin stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

I remember when Ireland was first getting attention as the original California girl in a relationship with some surfer dude with abs, where they posted all their romance and PDA…which was around the time she blocked me….right before breaking up and her turning into some dark, tattooed lesbian who went out with some weird black chick rapper…that eventually ended up in rehab….now this….in tight jeans…topless…and it’s not as bad as it could be…because at least she’s not her cousin that stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

What’s next for Ireland Baldwin…who knows…but I can assume it won’t be anything very substantial and it doesn’t need to be…thanks to TRUST FUNDS…

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Big Girl Ireland Baldwin in a Jean Campaign of the Day

Ireland Baldwin has finally got work. I am not sure if she actually got paid for this. But it’s for a brand that’s decided to use her and her social media reach to try to get people to buy their jeans…likely big girls who have really successful parents who likely don’t give a fuck about her, at least that’s what you’d assume when he called her dad called her a disgusting little pig…and was probably right based on her appetite…

A dad who bangs a woman his daughter’s age, but more importantly who is getting a lot of hype playing TRUMP…on SNL…

Because he’s likely more talented than her, who has reached her peak while she poses in jeans like the instagram model she always wanted to be….but that her cousin stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

I remember when Ireland was first getting attention as the original California girl in a relationship with some surfer dude with abs, where they posted all their romance and PDA…which was around the time she blocked me….right before breaking up and her turning into some dark, tattooed lesbian who went out with some weird black chick rapper…that eventually ended up in rehab….now this….in tight jeans…topless…and it’s not as bad as it could be…because at least she’s not her cousin that stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

What’s next for Ireland Baldwin…who knows…but I can assume it won’t be anything very substantial and it doesn’t need to be…thanks to TRUST FUNDS…

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2016

15

Aug

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Potato Head Has a Nipple Slip of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin showed her tits for Treats, so it’s now her duty to push them tits as far as they will take her, since her overall look and size wasn’t able to get her really followed, or celebrated as a babe, and her Cousin and her cunt friends took over the social media hustle, leaving this one in the dust like the little pig her dad said she was, forced to go to rehab and date angry lesbians…and now forced to walk around with her tits out, nipples out, it’s the only thing that’s worked for her to date…so she’s gotta keep it up and running..

Here’s her titty video from Treats…because her new marketing angle is tits…and I like tits…even though she doens’t like me and blocked me from her social media….playing all hard to get…

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