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2016

21

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Creepy and Large Photoshoot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the worst – and now her body matches her overall demeanor – you know an “outside reflects the inside”…unless you’re into 6 foot 3 tall bitches who weigh over 200 lbs….and I guess you probably are – because they have big tits…and can subdue you in a choke hold…PORN TO EVERYONE…

Maybe she’s not that bad, I mean she was pushing the social media thing aggressively – and was on a really solid path to be what Hailey Baldwin accomplished for the family, vapid, blonde, Kardashian endorsed low hanging fruit…while this one just went dark, lesbian, dark lesbian…who ended up in Rehab….as expected when her public life started with her dad – the guy who plays Trump on SNL – calling her a worthless pig. HILARIOUS. Because he was right.

She’s blocked me on all social media, so maybe I’m bitter, because I shouldn’t be so mad about a girl in the ocean showing nipples…I should be more like “DUDE NIPPLES”…but I can’t see past the hatred I have in my soul for these rich, useless, entitled monsters….even when they are big enough to break me.

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2016

03

Oct

Big Girl Ireland Baldwin in a Jean Campaign of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin has finally got work. I am not sure if she actually got paid for this. But it’s for a brand that’s decided to use her and her social media reach to try to get people to buy their jeans…likely big girls who have really successful parents who likely don’t give a fuck about her, at least that’s what you’d assume when he called her dad called her a disgusting little pig…and was probably right based on her appetite…

A dad who bangs a woman his daughter’s age, but more importantly who is getting a lot of hype playing TRUMP…on SNL…

Because he’s likely more talented than her, who has reached her peak while she poses in jeans like the instagram model she always wanted to be….but that her cousin stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

I remember when Ireland was first getting attention as the original California girl in a relationship with some surfer dude with abs, where they posted all their romance and PDA…which was around the time she blocked me….right before breaking up and her turning into some dark, tattooed lesbian who went out with some weird black chick rapper…that eventually ended up in rehab….now this….in tight jeans…topless…and it’s not as bad as it could be…because at least she’s not her cousin that stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

What’s next for Ireland Baldwin…who knows…but I can assume it won’t be anything very substantial and it doesn’t need to be…thanks to TRUST FUNDS…

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Big Girl Ireland Baldwin in a Jean Campaign of the Day

Ireland Baldwin has finally got work. I am not sure if she actually got paid for this. But it’s for a brand that’s decided to use her and her social media reach to try to get people to buy their jeans…likely big girls who have really successful parents who likely don’t give a fuck about her, at least that’s what you’d assume when he called her dad called her a disgusting little pig…and was probably right based on her appetite…

A dad who bangs a woman his daughter’s age, but more importantly who is getting a lot of hype playing TRUMP…on SNL…

Because he’s likely more talented than her, who has reached her peak while she poses in jeans like the instagram model she always wanted to be….but that her cousin stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

I remember when Ireland was first getting attention as the original California girl in a relationship with some surfer dude with abs, where they posted all their romance and PDA…which was around the time she blocked me….right before breaking up and her turning into some dark, tattooed lesbian who went out with some weird black chick rapper…that eventually ended up in rehab….now this….in tight jeans…topless…and it’s not as bad as it could be…because at least she’s not her cousin that stole the spotlight by leeching off the Kardashians…

What’s next for Ireland Baldwin…who knows…but I can assume it won’t be anything very substantial and it doesn’t need to be…thanks to TRUST FUNDS…

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2016

15

Aug

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Potato Head Has a Nipple Slip of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin showed her tits for Treats, so it’s now her duty to push them tits as far as they will take her, since her overall look and size wasn’t able to get her really followed, or celebrated as a babe, and her Cousin and her cunt friends took over the social media hustle, leaving this one in the dust like the little pig her dad said she was, forced to go to rehab and date angry lesbians…and now forced to walk around with her tits out, nipples out, it’s the only thing that’s worked for her to date…so she’s gotta keep it up and running..

Here’s her titty video from Treats…because her new marketing angle is tits…and I like tits…even though she doens’t like me and blocked me from her social media….playing all hard to get…

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2016

04

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Tits for Treats! of the Day

Little Piggy, at least according to her dad, Ireland Baldwin and all her masculine 6 foot tall features that are offset by her tits – tits she’s putting out there – to the Sugar Daddies of LA and the world, because all other attempts at making it have failed – she’s been a signed model forever and nothing – so might as well try what worked for Em Rat Cow…because when you’re raised vapid, superficial and spoiled – celebrity is all you want…I guess..

I support this behavior…

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2016

01

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Topless for Treats! of the Day

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I have made fun of Ireland Baldwin’s desperation in her social media hustle and public image she’s created through the darkness of growing up Baldwin…

But the reality is that despite being big, pushing 6 foot 2, Ireland Baldwin looks good when flashing her tits…and it may be the tits talking…but there’s something interesting, or that has more substance or depth in a daughter of famous people’s quest to navigate the world…and documenting it along the way…for a social docuseries that is social media…meaning her whoring isn’t the same as an instagram whore…it’s actually from a very weird place that I’d want to know more about…

Sure it may be the tits talking, but I am going to assume a girl who is rich and famous by association to her famous parents, who may want to break free from that and cash in but who has always been on display her entire life…has more to say that a vapid girl from florida and her bikini pics aspiring to be Em Rat Cow…promoting fitness tea…even if Ireland Baldwin is vapid…she’s better than the others…

Ireland Baldwin…is everything..and more…

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2016

29

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Erotica of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the fucking worst…unless she’s in overproduced, underdressed, over edited photoshoots of her not even looking like the big girl Ireland Baldwin, while busting out her tits because they are the best thing she has going for her, you know the benefit of being 175 pounds…and broken enough to think that being a model, or something people jerk off to, like a sex symbol or instagram model like her shorter, less interesting, but strategically placed cousin….thanks the kardashian / jenner / hadid connection that Ireland was too fucking weird, clunky and her dad called her a pig as a kid which she carries around with her in everything she does – from dating dark molested black lesbians – to going to rehab all while trying so hard to be a leader of the social media kid of famous people….and it’d be a sad story if anyone, including her family, actually cared about her…

Here are more of her tits…

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2016

26

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Naked of the Day

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Here’s a photoshopped to shit nude shoot for TREATS! of Ireland Baldwin, because I guess she’s tried everything and this is where she’s ended up..

I guess this is what Ireland’s been up to since blocking me on all her social media 3-4 years ago….

Unless she’s had serious surgery, which is possible, this is not what Ireland actually looks like, she is a big girl, which is the cause of her big tits, but everything else about her is a fucking cartoon….from no gut, to no monster jaw….

Nice tits though…but really…all tits are nice….

Unfortunately, I have been following her attempt at a career since she pretty much started out…I was semi-rooting for her while laughing at her desperation in an era before Kim Kardashian’s sisters and the Gigi Hadid and Ireland’s cousin really hustled the social media hustle, leveraging her mom – Kim Bassinger and her Dad who famously called her a little pig – and who could be a cause to this getting naked in photoshoots because traditionally modeling didn’t work out for her – Alec Baldwin…

The funny think in Ireland Baldwin is that I have interacted with her – I don’t remember what was said – but at one point her dad stepped up from his charity account on twitter – which didn’t get me famous – but I guess he didn’t get Ireland famous either, he’s just helped her by giving her his name pull off finding people to take pictures of her…

So…TREATS!…the Playboy of our generation that is far less successful than Playboy but that involves models and fame whores and sugar babies getting naked in expensive settings of decent quality….put this out for their new issue….and 98 percent of the people they use are trying to be the next EM RAT COW…like Ireland…but I don’t think Ireland has what it takes, she’s not hot enough, she wasn’t able to pull it off when she was cute enough and she’s too weak and has already been to rehab…poor little shadow of her parents…

The sex tape strategy of desperation is always available to her..

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2016

18

Jul

Ireland Baldwin’s Naked of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin reminds us that not every girl who does TREATS! is a low level internet whore, looking for a sugar daddy….and that sometimes they get B List actors, and in this case a low level LA rich kid with famous parents who is trying to get her break in a world that her own cousin stole her glory after putting in all that work all those years ago…forcing her into some kind of depression, that ended up in a weird lesbian relationship, and it all stems from being the kid her dad famously called a little pig in voice mails her mom made public during the divorce. THANKS MOM AND DAD…

That said, she’s a big girl with big tits and I like this direction her non-career- or personal brand is going – it’s like if beach shoots don’t work…get naked…

I don’t have the uncensored pics since Ireland blocked me on all social media – more than once, she’s not a fan of my love for her…self destructive in a way that instead of working with me – she’ll work against me…but I’m sure they’ll come out eventually and no one, but me, will care…because this love is real.

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2016

12

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Did Treats of the Day

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Obviously…

I don’t really feel like going into Treats! being the LA Rich guy sugar daddy party excuse to get girls naked – an attempt to be a modern Playboy – who actually had a solid shot a few years ago – but dropped the ball and momentum – but they did create Em Rata – they did cast her in the Blurred Lines Video and that did make her happen – so I guess hanging out with creepy old rich dudes in LA and their photographer friends who take erotic pics for a virtually fabricated magazine – sure they print up copies – but when you’re rich and only print 1000 – it’s not quite a real magazine – it’s a FRONT you dumb bitches..

Now Ireland, clearly trying to find her place, her voice, her tits, and has been on this hipster LA slut who wants to be topless to reclaim her name, her celebrity her relevance from her cousin – who is a Kardashian / Jenner groupie….when Ireland is the one who was doing this first…but like Treats, couldn’t keep it together, and wet lesbian, dark, rehab, to this tits…

I am a fan of her, even though both her and her dad have told me to fuck off on social media -which in a way makes me feel like they were inviting me in…since that’s how that family shows their love..

OTHERS in the new issue – Joanna Krupa…

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Sandra Kubicka….

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Hitting the fucking A-List sugar babies from instagram aren’t they..

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2016

01

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Fat Ass of the DAy

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Fat ass, dark and edgy, instagram couple turned tattooed lesbian, attempted to be a model becuase of her size but lost out to her cousin because of her cousin’s social network besties, Ireland Baldwin….posed pantsless for seomthing that I guess she considers to be art – since she’s a spoiled rich kid who doesn’t really understand the value of anything of substance – but she does undstand putting her fat ass out there may get talked about and the more people talk about her the less she has to think about how her daddy never talked about her….daddy issues…are amazing…

That said, I am a fan of Ireland Baldwin, I like that she’s not a Kardashian / Jenner / Hadid groupie and has nothing to do with any of that and I believe that she should be the one getting the jobs…less commercial but way more tormented than the other ones and that leads to a level of authenticity that is just “a broken and girl”…rather than candy coated avon lady selling product for a cut of sales like the other famous rich kid instagram idiots..

Hump that couch.

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2016

02

Jun

Ireland Baldwin’s “Fashion” Porn of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin must be pretty fucking mad…she paved the way for a few things – the first was the surfer cute young couple who so many girls have ripped off. You know just young and in love in bikinis by the ocean bullshit…that no one really bought into when Ireland Baldwin was doing it…but that everyone buys into now…

Then she broke up, went lesbian and dark, ended up in rehab and was just an all around disaster- as her cousin and the JENNER / HADIDS used their rich kid positioning to really get all the modeling jobs…while Ireland just kept getting tattoos to mark emotional moments in her struggle as a rich kid….

I guess she’s trying to reclaim her position, with instagram photographers, I wouldn’t know because she’s blocked me on everything because she doesn’t know LOVE when it comes knocking on her instagram comments…we both have pugs…

This shoot involves nudity – in some weird homo erotic weirdness by Tony Duran…interesting, but not really…this is super gay…I like her better when her dad called her a little pig…but this titty grab threesome is ok too..

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2016

23

Mar

Ireland Baldwin’s Shitty Big Girl Erotica of the Day

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I posted some of these already – but the rest have been released….and they are terrifying…

Ireland Baldwin is a monster, I htink her dad actually called her a pig, but she was young it was pre-puberty, and he was on the right track..probably the most honest thing he’s ever done, considering he’s a huge actor she leverages like all these other famous girls leverage their families, to get ahead as “models”…pretty much making a mockery of the modeling industry which to me was already a joke and required no talent, but the LOL in all of this, is that despite how hard she’s been at it, and how long she’s been at it, she hasn’t been able to convert it into her own fame and fortune, but rather, she’ll always be Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassigner’s very big daughter who looks more like a Baldwin than a Bassinger…and not in a good way…because Bassigner was hot AND Ireland is only hot to people into Trannies, or people like me who like broken, identity crisis rich girls getting half naked trying to find themselves…when not in rehab due to their sadness..

No – She’s not HEATHER LOCKLEAR’S DAUGHTER AVA DOING THE SAME TRYING TO GET FAMOUS IN A BIKINI WEIRDNESS but she should be..

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2016

17

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Cameltoe for St Patrick’s Day of the Day

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Her name is Ireland. It’s St Patrick’s Day. The tie in is obvious. It’s the only day of the year she’s barely relevant, despite how hard she tries, while watching her cousin who got into this rich kid famewhoring later than Ireland is actually booking jobs, since she’s not a 6 foot tall , identity crisis, broken and sad rich monster who does not like when I write about her, having blocked me on all social media and even having her dad go at me through his foundation once, but I still like to think we’re friends….but I guess her pictures still trickle out there for scum like me to stare at and sexualize, because she’s a feminist bi sexual who doesn’t want to be sexualized, that’s why she shoots in panties she jacks up her cunt.

Either way, you can take the fame away from her, you can take her dad away from her, you can never take away her being yelled at by him in that voicemail that went viral a decade ago during her parent’s divorce, or St Patrick’s Day…cuz her name is Ireland…right…

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2016

04

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s Nipple and Dick in Flaunt Photoshoot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin has been rumored to be a man since she first started making appearances in social media…

She entered the public world being called a pig by her father, but when she grew up to a free thinking teen, she decided to use her social media to celebrate her boyfriend, before that went sour, her hair went dark, and the rest of her followed suit, including and not limited to the thinks she started putting in her pussy, like her weird, abuse victim, angry, black rapper lesbain love…I don’t remember her name, but that was a weird phase…

Well, now, probably still an identity crisis, thanks to her family, her upbringing, the fact the media didn’t flock to her, the act that her modeling career despite being tall didn’t work out for the fact that her cousin stole her shine, Steve Baldwin’s daughter Hailey, or as her friends call her HAILZ, is running in the “it crowd”, with Kendall and Kylie, while fucking a Bieber, something she has been doing since she was underage, just not publicly and no one talked about it until this week, even though I’ve written about it and no one listens to me…underrated..

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Well, Ireland did Flaunt decided to bend over in a way that her pussy mound looks more like a small dick, but maybe I’m reading too int this editorial shoot on her..in a world filled with a lot of chicks with dicks…

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2015

09

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Ass Flash Beast Mode of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a bit of a beast but at least she flashes her ass on instagram…not that I would know, she has blocked me on everything…what a little unappreciative jerk…or as her dad best described her…”A Rude Thoughtless Pig”..words that have put her into the broken girl status, much like refugee status, that has led to her being in rehab at least once…after being ready to marry to some surf dude, before going hardcore goth lesbian…with some molested black girl…

Weird…but now, she’s gone to showing her big thong ass on the internet…which is a natural step, when struggling with feeling inadequate as your cousin Hailey gets the life that you think you deserve because you’re the rich one…with more famous parents..who is actually model height..

Good ass though..

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