I don’t know why these Ireland Baldwin pictures look like weirdo fan art you see people jerk off on on Reddit…or wherever they used to do their cumtributes, it’s been a thing for a long time….but it’s got straight up flea market art vibes…and it’s not even a drawing or painting…it’s not some AIRBRUSH art…but rather a PHOTOGRAPH…that has been filtered so hard she’s a caricature….and not even a GOOD caricature…..but at least she’s trying…

You have to wonder why someone who has Alec Badlwin as a dad, whether he’s been active in her life, I don’t fucking know, but he’s pretty famous, even before he was involved in murderous movie sets…people loved him, despite being a huge fucking asshole…and from that alone…Ireland should have been on the Kate Hudson path of talentless hack with the right parents…only in Ireland’s generation…being a half naked instagram model is that goal….at least that is what it seems because you don’t have to waste your time learning lines, or waiting around on set like some kind of peasant with a job….you can just spend your days doing this shit, send them to mom and dad on the BCC, and collect your allowance…the way being a RIcH kid is supposed to be.

Now, I am intimidated by Ireland’s sheer size, I know she could suffocate me with her tits if she wanted to kill me in the most respectful way…you know not by shooting me with a prop gun….and as a victim of sexual assualt…being pinned down by big women scare me…and sure, I married my assaulter…but at least the rent is paid.

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I think Ireland Baldwin is following her parents’ lead and taking up some acting, because clearly she’s doing some “character” actor work like Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder, where he plays the Australian white guy who takes acting so seriously that he plays the black guy and never breaks character even when the other black guy gives him shit for being a fucking racist…it wasn’t necessarily that hilarious back in the day…but I watched it this weekend because I wondered why Robert Downey Jr didn’t get cancelled for his INSANE blackface in that movie…and as it turns out it was a pretty genius comedy and we need more of those in the world….I mean I can’t even remember a good comedy in recent years because everyone is too scared to make jokes…

NOT THAT IT MATTERS…what matters is that Ireland Baldwin is using her dad’s murderous ways that he denies having to her advantage..>ALL EYES ON HER<...an when looking at her, she's clearly in character for her next role of playing a boxy, amazonian, set of giant tits that just got out of prison for a drug problem, where she got insane tattoos and leanred how to fight....only to use those prison skills for some sort of crackwhore who isn't crackwhore enough to lose her tits to malnutrition..vigilantism... Or maybe she's just doing what they call THIRST TRAPS, something all girls need to do for likes and follows in this era of "If you don't show us your asshole, you ain't shit. Either way, this should make you want to eat ASS in Ireland. Frothy like Guinness.

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When your dad goes to the trouble of being a suspect in a shooting on set of a movie he produced for the insurance money, the story, the ability to get off from a murder charge and call it an accident…or whatever he’s saying in his erratic mental case defence to one of the weirdest stories in Hollywood news, that no one even cares about anymore….but yeah…when your dad goes viral because he’s super famous and shouldn’t be involved in on set shootings that kill camera people according to the news…even though I like to think it’s more of a “SHOW ME THE BODY”….marketing strategy to get people to see that movie….I mean it would be easy to fake…they are in the business of making movies..which are fake…

But yeah, when your dad’s super famous and has a viral story, USE it to your advantage and pull those big tits out into frame….

Ireland Baldwin, a once aspiring influencer, clearly still has the dream to INFLUENCE and she’s doing it the only way girls know how…or at least the only way that seems to work….WITH THE TITS!

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When your dad doesn’t kill someone on set of some fake looking movie set, on a movie that I don’t even think actually existed, or that was even being produced, with a gun that was supposed to be a prop gun, yet was loaded, despite him not pulling the trigger, where some Russian camera person who only became a camera person in her 40s, apparently died….so maybe that’s why he doesn’t feel any guilt based on his weirdo interview!

The only natural thing to do with yourself is show the fans that you’re mourning, that you’re going through some dark times, like showing your big BOOTY SCULPT, because girl is big, just proportionate, so the booty is one that could TOWER over you….you know a “SIT ON MY FACE WITHOUT ACTUALLY NEEDING TO SIT”…..making grown men feel like MIDGETS who walk around SNIFFING ass like dog’s in the dog park…only the HUMAN version, you know AMAZON girl things…

I am a fan of Ireland Baldwin, her booty work, and what we’ll assume her slow takeover of popculture….REAL slow…it’s a marathon not a race..we can’t all MARRY Biebers like her cousin did to fast track it….

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I don’t know if the ALEC BALDWIN MURDER that ALEC BALDWIN is now saying he was not involved in, or that he was not the trigger pulling actor that caused the death, there’s some interview distraction that ABC put together so you know not to believe a word of it, it’s owned by DISNEY….and most importantly…HE IS AN ACTOR…not a very good actor…and I can see through his fucking bullshit….

I have been of the school of thought that NO ONE was killed on set, that it was all a performance piece, and I’d say SHOW ME THE BODY….but I don’t actually care enough about it to really bother…it is just SUPER suspicious….maybe an insurance scam…I DON’T KNOW….

Anyway, since the death on set that dude was a producer on, Ireland’s had her tits out, working for actual brands, it’s been weird and she’s been trying fucking hard for 5-6 year and got no where….while her cousin is out there winning at life with the Kardashian Jenners and the Bieber…

Either way, I’ll look at Irelands big girl titties….even if her dad’s a cunt.

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Ireland Baldwin is not a thanksgiving miracle, but she does look like a stuffed Thanksgiving Turkey, but that could jsut be because she’s a 6 foot tall 200 pounder with the flattest ass in the game…

I feel like she’s getting some new hype, after years of trying to get noticed, I mean her parents are so fucking famous and all these other bootleg celebrity children get way more clout…like Lisa Rinna’s kids…and even her cousin, the Bieber clone who married Bieber because of a GOD, I don’t believe either actually have since the music industry is satanic, Bieber does every satanic symbol in his work, and the wife is a half naked model they accidentally market as a supermodel, who wants people to worship her…FALSE IDOL SHIT…but let her pretend, her dad is business partners with Mike Lindell the hero..so maybe her mission is to bring Bieber back to the light after years of TRAUMA from being used by the demons around him to make money….

THIS IS ABOUT IRELAND BALDWIN not the other one, but IRELAND is just so not fucking interesting….and any of that new hype that’s brought her to weird thick, wrong angle, panty content she’s getting is because her dad KILLED a motherfucker on set and didn’t get arrested…

SHIT…all these people mad at a 17 year old for self defence, while her dad shot someone and didn’t even have to turn himself in….so if you’re ever looking to kill, you know to make that sacrifice, be sure to have a 40 year acting career and do it on set…YOU GET IMMUNITY…white on white crime, who cares, I know…but at least profit off it if you can….and we’ll assume that’s what BIG GIRL IRELAND is up to….we call her COUNTY CORK…up in here.

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My French Fuck friend named Stefan is really into Ireland Baldwin. I guess he has a Kim Bassinger fetish and likes to jack off to anything that has come out or I guess has cum inside her vagina. He’s very early 90s like that.

I mean, he’s never told me that he’s a Kim Bassinger fan, or that he’s jerked off to Alec Baldwin’s nude scenes based on the premise that he’s been inside Kim to make this Baldwin…not because he’s gay, but because he’s into Kim Bassinger that much….

I just won’t accept that he’s actually excited by big girl Baldwin, her prison tats, her big strong jaw that could eat through a metal fence, which you may need when they put everyone in the camps…as they probably will do at the rate things are going…

She does have big bobs though.

I do find it pretty fucking weird that Ireland is doing brand deals, not self produced smut that she’s been throwing at the internet for 5-6 years and NO ONE cared, even after she went to rehab, was a lesbian, did the surf girl thing…SHE HAS TRIED IT ALL and no one cares..

Then her dad did a human sacrifice and all of a sudden she matters, pretty interesting how that works…right. There’s a conspiracy here…I just don’t know what it is.

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This is what you do when your dad gets his first murder in the books…

A big sloppy titty jiggle, because that’s the kind of content the people want and when you have big tits you can produce with little effort, creative vision or thought.

I like the titty jiggles, even on a tank of a woman in pushing 6 foot 5 like Ireland Baldwin because she’s proportionate…

I don’t really talk about the RUST set thing because I don’t care and know nothing about the story…

I think it’s a solid strategy to distract us from real issues we’re dealing with and I don’t really care that an asshole like Alec Baldwin shot someone. I don’t even believe the story that they are telling us about it. I think he’s acting his way through it…and it doesn’t matter…

There’s a movie with Zach Braff, Robert DeNiro and Tommy Lee Jones on Amazon that I watched because my life is as pathetic as yours and I waste away watching that shit….

It wasn’t terrible and it is about trying to kill an old washed up Western actor on set to collect the insurance money…..so maybe that was the motivation on RUST….

Who really cares because Ireland Baldwin is acting accordingly and that’s really the only interesting thing about Alec Baldwin. Not his fraud wife and her lies about her origin story, not their 300 children, not his killing ways….but his daughter’s titties being jiggled.

When you reduce serious things down to the tits, it’s a win for all of us not into serious shit, but into tits…so focus on TITS.

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Silly hipster prison tattoo human sketchbook of silliness that is Ireland Baldwin is starting to find her place in the world and I endorse it….

I’ll tell you why I’ll endorse it, not that my endorsement matters, no one gives a fuck about my opinion and I actually feel like an idiot when trying to write this bullshit site that will never be taken seriously, since it’s a fucking joke…but still…

I endorse Ireland Baldwin, in part because she’s topless and has huge tits, wearing her ironic and annoying “bra sucks’ hat, because I fucking hate when people make stupid statements like that, as if it is a political movement, instead of just not wearing a fucking bra…we don’t need to know you think bras suck, we don’t need 1000s of women wearing bras suck shirts…we already know they don’t wear bras…how fucking dumb do we need to be…that we need to label this shit…or that girls think it’s a statement…like those middle aged MOM “wine o’clock” themed bullshit…

ANYWAY, I endorse her because she is rich and famous by birth, thanks to her parents and I fucking love celebrity kids and their weird ass lives…she tried doing the whole social media model thing, doing beachy shoots and failed….all while her COUSIN became the definition of why social media is fucking disgusting…the greed, the lack of vision, the cheesy, the low standards of quality, the informercials, the transactional nature of all content…you get what I am saying…

So Ireland wanted it, failed, went to rehab, became a lesbian, probably realized none of this shit matters, and now does toplessness…all while probably caring more than she should, proven by uploading the shit, because the first move in not caring is not uploading shit and participating in the shitty manipulative game….but she’s one step closer to spread pussy pics and I’m ready for that…as she scrambles to find her place as a low level naked instagram model because I guess it’s the only angle that works.

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As Broken as Ireland Baldwin may be….I don’t know her, she may be perfectly fine, taking a piss on all of us like she was at one of Alec Baldwin’s sex parties…which you never know…MAYBE SHE WAS….you know upstairs and hiding from one of his creepy fucking friends…all these freakish rich fucks band together in the weirdest ways in their own society that we’re not part of.

I am not an Ireland Baldwin hater, I actually think it’d be so easy to market her based on her life and existence, especially since she’s willing to get half naked.

I do think that it’s pretty funny that she’s had a few meltdowns, rehab stints and a series of prison tattoos to mark those pivotal moments living in a shadow of her super famous parents…and despite hating tattoos as a general rule that ASS tattoo of a cowboy boot saying YEEHAW….

Anyway, she’s in a panty shoot, thong shoot, ass shoot….she’s a real BIG girl but she’s proportionate, so good for your AMAzON fantasies, climbing her like a tree and sit on her shoulder like her bad conscience, only to get her to smother you by sitting on your face…a pretty luxurious rich kid way to die..sing ME up.

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