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2015

31

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipples in the Rain of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin was entertaining when she was 17 turning 18, because for some reason everyone became quickly obsessed with watching her on social media…but no one got obsessed with giving her modeling jobs, something that should probably be as hurtful as your dad screaming at you on an nationally played answering machine message calling you a troll, or whatever he called her…

It’s like every celebrity daughter gets a modeling contract and work, why can’t she…

But at least the rain is on her side, that dark cloud in her soul isn’t memeories of young love with her surfer boyfriend, or her black angry molested lesbian girlfriend, or even her celebrity upbringing, living in her family shadow, or more importantly, with a Baldwin head, never quite establishing herself, even though she was working it hard for a while…

This dark cloud, is one that surprises her with rain, perfect for paparazzi pics, like the stars aligned…

As a pervert, I fucking love surprise showers and the nipples they bring…and for that…it should carry us into the weekend…let’s hope for some flash storms on tight t-shirts…

Here’s Hailey Baldwin and Red Carpet with some Dude… CLICK HERE

Here’s one of them tonguing..
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2015

15

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Does Rehab of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin checked herself into rehab….

As much as you want to laugh at rich girls and theri silly problems….you know for being spoiled brats in their spoiled world…the fact is that money or access only really excites people who don’t have it…when you do have it, you don’t know anything but that…so your expensive problems…in your mind..are actual problems…and these idiots medicate….

So as a poor little rich girl, with a hot mom…and hot yoga stepmom…and a narcissist dad she’s on a stage, without really asking to be put on a stage, even though everyone seems to want to be on a stage…thanks to social media and narcissism…and I guess it all just broke her down…

It’s like for a minute she was in love with some surf dude, then she wanted to be a model, but was too fat for Sports Illustrated, turning her to fitness….opening the door for all her little LA rich kid friends…like Kendall, and Gigi, and even her Cousin Hailey…to move in on the Bieber train and basically get everything she wanted….

Blogs and sites mocked her, called her names, I am sure haters hated on her social media…at one point in time she blocked me, turned into a lesbian who dated some rape victim rapper and things went dark…

But through it all…she has maintained her tits..and tits..is really all it is about…

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2015

02

Apr

Ireland Baldwin is Naked of the Day

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I creeped on Ireland Baldwin’s instagram, because I hadn’t heard anything about her, and there was a time the media was all over her for being the girl Alec Baldwin told off in that voice mail, and there was a time we were interacting on Social media, before her dad went nuts on me on Social Media, and she blocked me off Social Media…even though I thought we were friends…

She has since become a Lesbian, who dates some hipster black lesbian, who is pretty dark…but more importanlty, she has sat on the sidelines while Kendall and Gigi get all the model work, and she’s the one who is actually tall enough to be a fucking model, despite being fat…so she fell off…where I guess she decided to spend time burning calories and watching her calories by eating choclate pussy instead of chocolate cake…and now she’s back…and she’s doing the racy nudity because that’s what everyone does, it’s the lesbian feminist movement, and I am all about whatever the fuck is going on here….she looks amazing and I would let her sit on my face like I had a pussy, because techinically I don’t’….but it kinda looks like I do..

ALl this to say, Ireland, I love you, come back…after going black…

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2015

19

Feb

Ireland Baldwin in Lingrie for Instagram of the Day

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I lost interest in Ireland Baldwin when she turned 18….and a lesbian…but not just any kind of lesbian…one in an interracial relationship with a girl who sings about being raped by her relatives until her asshole bleeds..and she couldn’t walk….no joke…

I guess I always knew she had enough testosterone to carry a dyke relationship, and being dyke is trendy as fuck now, especially when you’re a little rich girl with daddy issues…it fits in perfect at Coachella and with your ambien, adderall and medical marijuana license…

All this to say, she’s half naked, I guess she still wants to be a model…and that’s ok…because half naked is fun…even on big scary lesbians…as long as the strap on isn’t pointed at me…for rape until my asshole bleeds and I can’t walk…I’m not urban enough to make music about that hurt….that leads to weak celebrity daughters to take over the minds of…ya know…

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2014

20

Nov

Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbian Panties of the Day

I used to cyberbully Ireland Baldwin before she turned 18, because I am a horrible person who like making fun of attention seeking rich kids, who were at the time whoring themselves out to the media in hopes of getting as much pre-18 attention as possible, because that pre-18 attention is what carries them into their 20s…

I mean it must have been a year ago, but I guess a lot has happened in that year, the boy she pretty much had sex with on Social media and her broke up, she became a lesbian, and her big OGRE of a body that wanted so badly to be a swimsuit model, is now looking fit..because I guess that’s what her modeling agents told her the world wants…because skinny is what we want out of models…why would anyone pay for a fat chick to do anything besides answer phones or work the phone sex hotline or other jobs skinny girls are too pretty for…and I guess this is her progress…of what I assume still eats pussy.

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2014

07

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is an ogre. A Monster. A beast. Even when she’s connected with her mom and dad being super famous as fuck, she can’t manage to get a movie deal, but low level kids of famous people have pulled it off, making me thing that either she’s really a failure across the board, and agencies have to tread lightly not to offend her…because this fame thing is what she’s looking for, otherwise she wouldn’t do the stunts on social media all day, but I guess we gotta keep on trying even when hitting brick walls…it’s not like she’s got better things to do – so here she is in her bikini for instagram since no one is paying her for it – she’s doing it herself. How hip.

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2014

31

Jul

Ireland Baldwin is a Fucking Monster for some Brand of the Day

I’d like to take a minute from your hectic day to look at these pics of Ireland Baldwin and try to understand why she’s getting work when she’s such a fucking monster…I’m talking some kind of Baldwin Ogre that crawled out of a Bassinger vagina, only to morph into the big and bloated looking trust fund brat, with an identity crisis, who one day is getting married and simulating sex on social media, to the next when she’s dating some black Youtube spoken word/rapper chick…straight from the fucking gutter…It’s like anything to rebel, get noticed, get attention, be different, cause some kind of conflict, when all she needs to do is ride her family name, book a sitcom and shut the fuck up…but instead, like all these other instagram girls, she’s trying to be a model. What the fuck is wrong with people. If I was her, I’d ride that inheritance straight to a tropical island to fucking tan…people have their priorities all fucked up.

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2014

27

Jun

Ireland Baldwin’s Girlfriend Classy About Their Lesbian Sex of the Day

Identity Crisis Ireland Baldwin’s girlfriend is an equal opportunity – attention seeker… no one ever heard about her before Ireland but here she is now….in with a Baldwin, literally, better maximize that shit, even though no one cares about a Baldwin, not even me, and I’ve been friends with Ireland for like 2 years on instagram and Twitter where she’s since blocked me and told me to fuck off at least once…

Either way, here’s what her girlfriend had to say…

An interracial gay couple, I mean that’s just weird for America right now. We fuck and friends don’t fuck. I have never fucked one of my friends. Once I see you in that way, it doesn’t happen. But we do fuck and it’s crazy and that’s weird to say because I think about it in terms of an audience reading it and them thinking, ‘What the hell?’ But it happens.

Lesbianism does exist, but I still believe that every single girl is capable of fucking a girl if she is in the right mind set, lesbian or not, it’s not gay to eat pussy or have your pussy eaten….it’s just playful…whether Baldwin wants to jump the lesbian train for her own attention seeking, or because she loves the sweet taste of black berry – who cares…

Having your girl tell the world you fuck…is just odd…trashy…and obviously done intentionally…

I will say, I remember when Ireland was practically married and fucking a Paddle Surfer named Slater, 6 months ago, on instagram…so she’s full of shit…

I will also say, why the fuck am I writing about Ireland Baldwin, she’s a kid having fun, with crazy parents, who cares…

Here’s Ireland being black…to impress her new in laws…

All this to say, I am all for lesbians, especially if I get to watch, I am not for opportunists manipulating to get ahead

Heres THE ARTICLE if you care…

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2014

12

Jun

Ireland Baldwin for Galore of the Day

Our friends over at GALORE MAG have been producing some pretty amazing stuff the last little while and are totally dialled into the relevant girls you want to see half naked and the amazing photographers who take them…it’s like some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit for the next generation with girls who’s vagina’s you actually want to see…like this Ireland Baldwin, recent lesbian after her boyfriend she pretty much had sex with on instagram and her broke up, because that’s just the kind of stability a lunatic actor’s daughter has…and despite her blocking me on all social media, I like to think we are friends and shared an internet moment and for that…I will stare at her aspiring model tits in bikini…she’s good…even if she’s not the best…she’s good.

SEE MORE HERE

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2014

23

May

Ireland Baldwin Got a Tattoo and Wants You to Know of the Day

Ireland Baldwin got a Tattoo because she’s so fucking hardcore…a rebellious lesbian showing us how tough she is thanks to her dad’s abusive words back in her formative years, when she was just a spoiled kid with egotistical parents who gave her everything she wanted…something that will continue into adulthood, since being raised in that environment is impossible to be normal..

Even though getting tattoos is hardly what it used to be. Every cheesy dude, and mainstream girl who would have shopped at the GAP in the 90s, when real hardcore people were getting the tattoos, gets tattoos….Shit is mainstream…even lame…

But she wanted to show you the process, and I don’t mind watching her in action, because this tall aspiring model, who is large, lesbian and amazing, seems fun…and for some reason I find this erotic

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2014

12

May

Ireland Baldwin is a Lesbian Giant of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is 6 foot 5, 250 pounds, built like a heavyweight boxer, with dreams of being a bikini model, instead of just using her resources to get a law degree or something…because you are raised by a babe like Kim Bassinger, or an ego like Alec Baldwin, you’re so fucking delusional about how life works, that real jobs seem silly, especially with that trust fund, and the only real reward you can find is people liking your instagram…

She posted this pic of her in a toy car, and I figured if all else fails, there’s a fetish for amazon women..and this is probably a good introductory picture to that…bitch too big for her car…so hot..just not to me…

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2014

06

May

Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbianism of the Day

When you’re 6 foot tall and 180 pounds…pretty irrelevant as a model, despite wanting nothing more than to be a model, but forced to sit on the sidelines when your rich Malibu friends get modelling gigs…being a lesbian just makes sense…especially after everyone is looking at you because you have rich and famous parents, and you’re out there trying to make as much noise as possible to separate you that…being a lesbian just makes sense…even after being in a long term relationship with some dude she practically had sex with on instagram for likes…just makes sense…because being a young girl learning about her sexuality and realizing that being a lesbian gets talked about…makes posting it on the internet to generate buzz, whether it is legit, sincere or not…just makes sense…especially when it is interracial…

We call this attention seeking. Like two fat girls at the club making out for pervert dudes who get excited when any two girls make out in front of them…but the famous parent version.

FOr the record – I am all for lesbians….as long as they let me watch.

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2014

02

May

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Topless Tranny Weirdness of the Day

The older Ireland Baldwin gets the less interesting she becomes, especially while she grows into her 6 foot tall Baldwin frame…it’s like I want to think her 18 year old massive head and body that looks a little tranny, naked and busting out of a sheet is hot, but I just don’t see it…

I guess she’ll just have to leave the modelling to her other rich, entitled friends she associates with, because it’s the selfie generation and all these rich cunts want to be models with huge instagram followings instead of people of substance, like artists or doctors, or anything other than free models for random companies, like Instagram…

I don’t know, it’s too bad Irelend blocked me on social media, we had a real magical connection when we used to interact…but I guess it’s better this way…since she looks this way…

I predict drug addiction and lots of sadness in the years to come…it’s pretty inevitable…and when she hits rock bottom, I’ll save her, because I am hero like that…bring them down, then pick them back up…but the fact is I am not the enemy here, I’m not the one putting these pics out to the public like an attention seeker…

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2014

16

Apr

Find Me the Ireland Baldwin Nipples for Attetnion Pics of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is still on her mission to be relevant and not just for having famous parents, and she’s doing it by going to Coachella, like all the other rich bratty girls who I would probably hate being around….only instead of showing off her big dumpy ass in short shorts she wore a sheer shirt that she wants everyone to know about thanks to her “photo” editing skills to cover her 18 year old nipples…and I guess what I am trying to say is that despite being uninterested in her, since she let our love die by blocking me on twitter and instagram, I still want to see her nipples…even if her tits seem too small for her massive frame…

So if you were there with her, send it in, cuz nipples on Baldwin’s are good, unless those nipples are on Stephen Baldwin…

Here she is in some Calvin Klein campaign, that she booked because she’s a big model, literally…no thanks to her mom and dad…

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2014

12

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Greasy Parking Lot Ratchet of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is rumoured to be single, not that anyone cares about the relationship status of a girl at 18, since it is not really “taken” unless there are babies involved or a kidnapping and she lives in a basement…they just think they are because they are young and stupid….

That said, apparently she is in some identity crisis that I am sure she’ll be going through for the rest of her life, all because she’s in the shadow of her parents who are both pretty famous…fame that Ireland wants so bad and that she’s trying to get with a clever instagram, a modelling agency, that she’s kinda changed her direction from aspiring bikini model….to aspiring ratchet tweaking in a hip hop video…

Both work for me.

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