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2014

07

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Weirdness of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is single…her and her boyfriend she thought she was all about because she is 12 and that’s what 12 year olds do…especially when they have daddy issues and come from too much money and a broken home…and now she’s fallen off the rails…

She’s gone and dyed her hair purple, even though that was so last year, and she’s making these weird hair erotica videos for instagram that I feel you are capable of masturbating to…because I have faith in you and more importantly…you can masturbate to anything cuz your’e weird.

I figure now’s my chance to make her my wife and promise to help her and her modelling career…that one day will lead her in Sports Illustrated like her other rich friends…but I don’t think she’ll go for it..even if she looks like a broken down gutter street kid with no direction hipster…she’s not…

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2014

18

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Needs to be Recognized for her Work of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is an aspiring Swimsuit model.

She is signed to IMG, a top agency that represents a bunch of the models in the Swimsuit issue, but for some reason, she was overlooked, even though she worked the event around the Swimsuit issue, and made friends with the people who work at Swimsuit issue, and has been working out to have a body fit for the Swimsuit Issue…paving the groundwork for Next Year’s Swimsuit issue…

Friends with GIGI HADID…probably jealous of GIGI HADID..it shoulda been her..kind of girls hate girls especially when the other girl wins situation…pretend to be happy for her…

So she did what any normal jealous girl would do…and that’s post ass pics on the internet in a bikini…making her own SI Swimsuit…because with the internet and social media…who needs SI to make this happen for you…It’s all about doing it yourself motherfucker…it’s the Ireland Baldwin Swimsuit Edition..published by Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassigner’s allowance they give her… I like it..

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2014

13

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Titty Jiggle of the Day

I think I am Ireland Baldwin’s biggest fan…but it’s probably because she has me blocked on Twitter and Instagram…and I love girls who reject me…I mean not because it doesn’t happen everyday…but because I can’t respect any girl who would actually like me – I mean they would seriously have something wrong with them and I like to avoid issues…

There was a time when Ireland, if that’s even her real name and not just her stripper name , used to message me on Twitter…there was a time back in the Tila Tequila era when her dad followed me on Twitter…long before losing his shit on me when I started posting about her…it was a good time that will one day have at least a paragraph in my diary….

But now that is all over, yet I can still watch her and her 6 foot tall big girl frame draw attention to herself unnecessarily thanks to her trust fund…but chooses this life…of making her titty bounce….masking it as an innocent braless dance called the “Chicken Wing”…

She’s all about her instagram…she rocks it hard…and I don’t mind watching because I’m a creeper.

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2014

12

Feb

Ireland Baldwin is Amazing of the Day

The pictures of Ireland Baldwin are what got me in trouble with the god lady earlier today…reminding us that if God was one of us…just a slob like one of us..he’d be really fucking annoying…and he would make me question the existence of God because why would god choose such an idiot to be his ambassador…

Basically, I wrote…what a great window on your dress, I appreciate the view, because like every creepy guy looking at an 18 year old’s instagrams, I do it for the tits…

The fact is…proven by this video…the youth is so far gone and corrupted that the Jesus folk need to focus less on me…and just join the fucking party…

Here are the pics…

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2014

06

Feb

Ireland Baldwin and Gigi Hadid Lesbianism of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is pretty clever…unlike other high school or college girls…she figured out that her parents are rich and that college can wait…she’s only a thin enough 6 foot tall 18 year old once…make it fucking count..

So she signed with a major modelling agency, that I am sure her family had nothing to do with, and now she tours Europe and hangs with models like this Guess model GIGI HADID …posting it as hard as she can to instagram…because she wants people to know she has friends….who are models…because by association that makes her a model…or at least someone who likes to cry for attention…

Either way, I am into it.

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2014

03

Feb

Ireland Baldwin’s Workout Pic of the Day

I guess when a girl is out there promoting her working out, this is the kind of picture you want to see, I mean it’s what would motivate me to go to the gym, even though she should probably be wearing little vagina hugging booty shorts, to make shit actually count, I mean if you do this half assed full assed picture, you might as well make the ass fully exposed to get the full affect…

These leggings just get in the way of really seeing the workout that she’s obviously not exploiting as an excuse to post erotica on a family site like instagram…no this isn’t exhibitionism…because you can’t see her clit or buttonhole…but to me…it pretty much is.

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2014

31

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s Orgasm Face on Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a bit of attention seeker, but I guess who isn’t these days…

You can’t even blame daddy issues, or not having a dad, or being molested by your dad for the way girls act. It’s like what used to only happen with girls who were broken on the inside, you know the slutty behavior, the putting out, the seeking male attention, you know all that good stuff that made for an insecure, even when hot, easy to manipulate subject..has gone out the window…and now all these egos, and broken girls, have merged into one massive selfie…

So here is Ireland Baldwin making a name for herself, making O-Faces for instagram…who knows really why, but we’ll go with she’s just a great girl trying to have fun, and using all the tools available…because I like that angle…and I’ve learned to never talk to girls about their daddy issues, or why they crave attention, it becomes an annoying conversation that takes away from their tits.

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2014

27

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s in her Bra on Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is clearly an attention seeker who has been trying to establish herself as a model or actor or who the fuck knows…but we do know she’s trying to break free from her Parent’s shadow..that’s why she hustles her twitter and instagram hard…but in using twitter and instagram…these girls can’t figure out why other girls have all the followers before realizing…it’s all because of the butt shots…like Jenn Selter’s dad isn’t huge star Alec Baldwin…and her mom isn’t Kim Basigner…so why the fuck does she have 2 million followers, while this entitled twat doesn’t…it’s cuz she strategically whores herself out…and I guess that’s what Ireland Baldwin is realizing that she has to do and that’s get in a bra, now that she’s 18…it’s time….to get in a bra and pretend you are showing off your hair cut…

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2014

16

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Still Wants to be a Bikini Model of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is on some bikini model kick. She’s working it for Sports Illustrated hard. She was at their event, she is singed to IMG a modelling agency they use a lot, now she’s posting bikini pics in a bikini line that is tightly tied into Sports Illustrated, and that I think is all part of the hints she’s dropping saying “I am tall, I have tits, I am thick, I can be the next Kate Upton, cuz that bitch is a cow and her mom and dad aren’t super famous people like mine”…and whatever is going on…I like it.

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2014

15

Jan

Ireland Baldwin at the SI Swim Event of the Day

Ireland Baldwin has messaged me before…her and her dad lost their shit on me and blocked me for being such a good guy…you know the misunderstood hero in this story that is life…and that rejection is probably why I bother looking at her instagram because I prefer girls who hate me. I find it more appealing, but also I don’t have to question what is wrong with them on a psychological level in that they would let me up in them…

That said, she’s now an IMG model because she’s 6 foot 5 and big and I guess either in this years SI Swimsuit cuz she matters enough to have her team of agents push her onto magazines catering to a younger audience…because their existing audience is dying and don’t use computers…and I guess part of that becoming a model amongst other titty models involves showing off your tits as hard as you can.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE MODELS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

14

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Ass in a Bikini of the Day

This Ireland Baldwin hustle is pretty entertaining when it involves her taking her 18 year old, 6 foot tall, big enough titty, 150 pound body out to the beach and into a bikini…only to post pics on instagram because that’s the shit that gets her noticed, and when you have two famous parents, getting noticed becomes a bit of a thing, since you don’t want to always live in their shadows…if only life was this easy for the rest of us, and I am not making reference to her being a rich kid with opportunities, but rather a girl with a vagina..it’s like all a bitch has to do is get in a bikini and all of a sudden – she matters.

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2014

09

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s Showing Off Her Reading Material of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a big fan of Amy Tan, so much so that she poses next to her book in a bikini, like anyone who knows how to read should be doing…Maybe we aren’t all doomed and that not all of the next generation of self involved, half naked, babes posting pics of themselves all day are illiterate retards, but some of these half naked, self involved babes actually know what a book is…

I am not really sure what body parts I am looking at, but like hooked on phonics, I endorse the “I read when I’m in a bikini – I am not just a vapid cunt – Selfie”…not that Amy Tan books aren’t for vapid cunts, it’s not War and Peace or some other enlightening hard read, but in this day and age seeing a girl read an archie comic would impress me.

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2013

16

Dec

Ireland Baldwin Whorin Out for her Boyfriend of the Day

Ireland Baldwin stripped down to her underwear to pose in her Boyfriend’s t-shirt collection, because that’s what good girlfriends do, they whore themselves out for the man who has brainwashed them into thinking their young love is forever, even though everyone else knows he will cheat on her, break her heart and really let her daddy issues shine…as she fucks her way into trying to find another love like this…

I hear it now…”How could you do this to me, I even let you take pics of me in my panties for the internet because I thought we were one”….

Love…is the best way to pay girls into doing things for you….and I am a fan of seeing dudes master that hustle…

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2013

03

Dec

Ireland Baldwin is Big in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pics of model or aspiring model Ireland Baldwin in a bikini with her boyfriend, she’s 18, 6 foot and large…but has figured out, probably thanks to years of Media Training by her pro parents, that stand next to a bitch fatter than you, and you’ll always look skinny…she’s a clever one this Ireland Baldwin and I am a fan of whatever it is that she does…because..it’s harmless half naked 18 year old fun…and big or not..I’ll still look at the pics…

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2013

15

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Big Girl in a Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a big girl, and not just because she turned 18, but because she’s 8 feet tall and 240 lbs…but you can’t tell because she’s in a picture…and in that picture she’s in a bikini…

Ireland Baldwin used to follow me on twitter, back when she was 17, it was a glorious few hours before she blocked me…then one day she unblocked me and followed me again and I knew magic was going to happen when she turned 18…only to be blocked again…

So I wrote her what I write every girl who stops following me if I notice..cuz I general don’t care about these things..unless it opens up the door to troll…like this:

I am ok with you ignoring me because our love being unrequited…it is more romantic…they make movies about these things…movies we won’t see together…but I know are about us….I dream about you everynight…I can’t wait to go to sleep – so that we can be together…and more importantly that I can wake up tomorrow and have another day loving you…

Here are her bikini pics…

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