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2014

12

May

Ireland Baldwin is a Lesbian Giant of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is 6 foot 5, 250 pounds, built like a heavyweight boxer, with dreams of being a bikini model, instead of just using her resources to get a law degree or something…because you are raised by a babe like Kim Bassinger, or an ego like Alec Baldwin, you’re so fucking delusional about how life works, that real jobs seem silly, especially with that trust fund, and the only real reward you can find is people liking your instagram…

She posted this pic of her in a toy car, and I figured if all else fails, there’s a fetish for amazon women..and this is probably a good introductory picture to that…bitch too big for her car…so hot..just not to me…

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2014

06

May

Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbianism of the Day

When you’re 6 foot tall and 180 pounds…pretty irrelevant as a model, despite wanting nothing more than to be a model, but forced to sit on the sidelines when your rich Malibu friends get modelling gigs…being a lesbian just makes sense…especially after everyone is looking at you because you have rich and famous parents, and you’re out there trying to make as much noise as possible to separate you that…being a lesbian just makes sense…even after being in a long term relationship with some dude she practically had sex with on instagram for likes…just makes sense…because being a young girl learning about her sexuality and realizing that being a lesbian gets talked about…makes posting it on the internet to generate buzz, whether it is legit, sincere or not…just makes sense…especially when it is interracial…

We call this attention seeking. Like two fat girls at the club making out for pervert dudes who get excited when any two girls make out in front of them…but the famous parent version.

FOr the record – I am all for lesbians….as long as they let me watch.

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2014

02

May

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Topless Tranny Weirdness of the Day

The older Ireland Baldwin gets the less interesting she becomes, especially while she grows into her 6 foot tall Baldwin frame…it’s like I want to think her 18 year old massive head and body that looks a little tranny, naked and busting out of a sheet is hot, but I just don’t see it…

I guess she’ll just have to leave the modelling to her other rich, entitled friends she associates with, because it’s the selfie generation and all these rich cunts want to be models with huge instagram followings instead of people of substance, like artists or doctors, or anything other than free models for random companies, like Instagram…

I don’t know, it’s too bad Irelend blocked me on social media, we had a real magical connection when we used to interact…but I guess it’s better this way…since she looks this way…

I predict drug addiction and lots of sadness in the years to come…it’s pretty inevitable…and when she hits rock bottom, I’ll save her, because I am hero like that…bring them down, then pick them back up…but the fact is I am not the enemy here, I’m not the one putting these pics out to the public like an attention seeker…

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2014

16

Apr

Find Me the Ireland Baldwin Nipples for Attetnion Pics of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is still on her mission to be relevant and not just for having famous parents, and she’s doing it by going to Coachella, like all the other rich bratty girls who I would probably hate being around….only instead of showing off her big dumpy ass in short shorts she wore a sheer shirt that she wants everyone to know about thanks to her “photo” editing skills to cover her 18 year old nipples…and I guess what I am trying to say is that despite being uninterested in her, since she let our love die by blocking me on twitter and instagram, I still want to see her nipples…even if her tits seem too small for her massive frame…

So if you were there with her, send it in, cuz nipples on Baldwin’s are good, unless those nipples are on Stephen Baldwin…

Here she is in some Calvin Klein campaign, that she booked because she’s a big model, literally…no thanks to her mom and dad…

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2014

12

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Greasy Parking Lot Ratchet of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is rumoured to be single, not that anyone cares about the relationship status of a girl at 18, since it is not really “taken” unless there are babies involved or a kidnapping and she lives in a basement…they just think they are because they are young and stupid….

That said, apparently she is in some identity crisis that I am sure she’ll be going through for the rest of her life, all because she’s in the shadow of her parents who are both pretty famous…fame that Ireland wants so bad and that she’s trying to get with a clever instagram, a modelling agency, that she’s kinda changed her direction from aspiring bikini model….to aspiring ratchet tweaking in a hip hop video…

Both work for me.

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2014

10

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Teddy Bear Erotica of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is single, I know this because I am a weirdo who follows her every move, you know so that she knows how much I like her….naw, I’m too lazy for that and she’s too big for my affection, but I do have the internet and people have been talking, and I since I find the whole Ireland Baldwin experience kind of funny, in an eager teen with all the money and connections in the world, trying to make it as a model, using social media…kinda funny…

So like her silly relationship, that she acted like she was going to end up marrying the cherry popping paddle boarder, even though she’s 12…the break-up, where she falls off the rails, turns to drugs, and realizes that even with famous parents she’s still failing, is going to be far more entertaining…

I am a fan.

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2014

07

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Weirdness of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is single…her and her boyfriend she thought she was all about because she is 12 and that’s what 12 year olds do…especially when they have daddy issues and come from too much money and a broken home…and now she’s fallen off the rails…

She’s gone and dyed her hair purple, even though that was so last year, and she’s making these weird hair erotica videos for instagram that I feel you are capable of masturbating to…because I have faith in you and more importantly…you can masturbate to anything cuz your’e weird.

I figure now’s my chance to make her my wife and promise to help her and her modelling career…that one day will lead her in Sports Illustrated like her other rich friends…but I don’t think she’ll go for it..even if she looks like a broken down gutter street kid with no direction hipster…she’s not…

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2014

18

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Needs to be Recognized for her Work of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is an aspiring Swimsuit model.

She is signed to IMG, a top agency that represents a bunch of the models in the Swimsuit issue, but for some reason, she was overlooked, even though she worked the event around the Swimsuit issue, and made friends with the people who work at Swimsuit issue, and has been working out to have a body fit for the Swimsuit Issue…paving the groundwork for Next Year’s Swimsuit issue…

Friends with GIGI HADID…probably jealous of GIGI HADID..it shoulda been her..kind of girls hate girls especially when the other girl wins situation…pretend to be happy for her…

So she did what any normal jealous girl would do…and that’s post ass pics on the internet in a bikini…making her own SI Swimsuit…because with the internet and social media…who needs SI to make this happen for you…It’s all about doing it yourself motherfucker…it’s the Ireland Baldwin Swimsuit Edition..published by Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassigner’s allowance they give her… I like it..

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2014

13

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Titty Jiggle of the Day

I think I am Ireland Baldwin’s biggest fan…but it’s probably because she has me blocked on Twitter and Instagram…and I love girls who reject me…I mean not because it doesn’t happen everyday…but because I can’t respect any girl who would actually like me – I mean they would seriously have something wrong with them and I like to avoid issues…

There was a time when Ireland, if that’s even her real name and not just her stripper name , used to message me on Twitter…there was a time back in the Tila Tequila era when her dad followed me on Twitter…long before losing his shit on me when I started posting about her…it was a good time that will one day have at least a paragraph in my diary….

But now that is all over, yet I can still watch her and her 6 foot tall big girl frame draw attention to herself unnecessarily thanks to her trust fund…but chooses this life…of making her titty bounce….masking it as an innocent braless dance called the “Chicken Wing”…

She’s all about her instagram…she rocks it hard…and I don’t mind watching because I’m a creeper.

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2014

12

Feb

Ireland Baldwin is Amazing of the Day

The pictures of Ireland Baldwin are what got me in trouble with the god lady earlier today…reminding us that if God was one of us…just a slob like one of us..he’d be really fucking annoying…and he would make me question the existence of God because why would god choose such an idiot to be his ambassador…

Basically, I wrote…what a great window on your dress, I appreciate the view, because like every creepy guy looking at an 18 year old’s instagrams, I do it for the tits…

The fact is…proven by this video…the youth is so far gone and corrupted that the Jesus folk need to focus less on me…and just join the fucking party…

Here are the pics…

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2014

06

Feb

Ireland Baldwin and Gigi Hadid Lesbianism of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is pretty clever…unlike other high school or college girls…she figured out that her parents are rich and that college can wait…she’s only a thin enough 6 foot tall 18 year old once…make it fucking count..

So she signed with a major modelling agency, that I am sure her family had nothing to do with, and now she tours Europe and hangs with models like this Guess model GIGI HADID …posting it as hard as she can to instagram…because she wants people to know she has friends….who are models…because by association that makes her a model…or at least someone who likes to cry for attention…

Either way, I am into it.

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2014

03

Feb

Ireland Baldwin’s Workout Pic of the Day

I guess when a girl is out there promoting her working out, this is the kind of picture you want to see, I mean it’s what would motivate me to go to the gym, even though she should probably be wearing little vagina hugging booty shorts, to make shit actually count, I mean if you do this half assed full assed picture, you might as well make the ass fully exposed to get the full affect…

These leggings just get in the way of really seeing the workout that she’s obviously not exploiting as an excuse to post erotica on a family site like instagram…no this isn’t exhibitionism…because you can’t see her clit or buttonhole…but to me…it pretty much is.

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2014

31

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s Orgasm Face on Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a bit of attention seeker, but I guess who isn’t these days…

You can’t even blame daddy issues, or not having a dad, or being molested by your dad for the way girls act. It’s like what used to only happen with girls who were broken on the inside, you know the slutty behavior, the putting out, the seeking male attention, you know all that good stuff that made for an insecure, even when hot, easy to manipulate subject..has gone out the window…and now all these egos, and broken girls, have merged into one massive selfie…

So here is Ireland Baldwin making a name for herself, making O-Faces for instagram…who knows really why, but we’ll go with she’s just a great girl trying to have fun, and using all the tools available…because I like that angle…and I’ve learned to never talk to girls about their daddy issues, or why they crave attention, it becomes an annoying conversation that takes away from their tits.

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2014

27

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s in her Bra on Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is clearly an attention seeker who has been trying to establish herself as a model or actor or who the fuck knows…but we do know she’s trying to break free from her Parent’s shadow..that’s why she hustles her twitter and instagram hard…but in using twitter and instagram…these girls can’t figure out why other girls have all the followers before realizing…it’s all because of the butt shots…like Jenn Selter’s dad isn’t huge star Alec Baldwin…and her mom isn’t Kim Basigner…so why the fuck does she have 2 million followers, while this entitled twat doesn’t…it’s cuz she strategically whores herself out…and I guess that’s what Ireland Baldwin is realizing that she has to do and that’s get in a bra, now that she’s 18…it’s time….to get in a bra and pretend you are showing off your hair cut…

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2014

16

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Still Wants to be a Bikini Model of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is on some bikini model kick. She’s working it for Sports Illustrated hard. She was at their event, she is singed to IMG a modelling agency they use a lot, now she’s posting bikini pics in a bikini line that is tightly tied into Sports Illustrated, and that I think is all part of the hints she’s dropping saying “I am tall, I have tits, I am thick, I can be the next Kate Upton, cuz that bitch is a cow and her mom and dad aren’t super famous people like mine”…and whatever is going on…I like it.

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