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2014

31

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s Orgasm Face on Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a bit of attention seeker, but I guess who isn’t these days…

You can’t even blame daddy issues, or not having a dad, or being molested by your dad for the way girls act. It’s like what used to only happen with girls who were broken on the inside, you know the slutty behavior, the putting out, the seeking male attention, you know all that good stuff that made for an insecure, even when hot, easy to manipulate subject..has gone out the window…and now all these egos, and broken girls, have merged into one massive selfie…

So here is Ireland Baldwin making a name for herself, making O-Faces for instagram…who knows really why, but we’ll go with she’s just a great girl trying to have fun, and using all the tools available…because I like that angle…and I’ve learned to never talk to girls about their daddy issues, or why they crave attention, it becomes an annoying conversation that takes away from their tits.

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2014

27

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s in her Bra on Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is clearly an attention seeker who has been trying to establish herself as a model or actor or who the fuck knows…but we do know she’s trying to break free from her Parent’s shadow..that’s why she hustles her twitter and instagram hard…but in using twitter and instagram…these girls can’t figure out why other girls have all the followers before realizing…it’s all because of the butt shots…like Jenn Selter’s dad isn’t huge star Alec Baldwin…and her mom isn’t Kim Basigner…so why the fuck does she have 2 million followers, while this entitled twat doesn’t…it’s cuz she strategically whores herself out…and I guess that’s what Ireland Baldwin is realizing that she has to do and that’s get in a bra, now that she’s 18…it’s time….to get in a bra and pretend you are showing off your hair cut…

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2014

16

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Still Wants to be a Bikini Model of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is on some bikini model kick. She’s working it for Sports Illustrated hard. She was at their event, she is singed to IMG a modelling agency they use a lot, now she’s posting bikini pics in a bikini line that is tightly tied into Sports Illustrated, and that I think is all part of the hints she’s dropping saying “I am tall, I have tits, I am thick, I can be the next Kate Upton, cuz that bitch is a cow and her mom and dad aren’t super famous people like mine”…and whatever is going on…I like it.

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2014

15

Jan

Ireland Baldwin at the SI Swim Event of the Day

Ireland Baldwin has messaged me before…her and her dad lost their shit on me and blocked me for being such a good guy…you know the misunderstood hero in this story that is life…and that rejection is probably why I bother looking at her instagram because I prefer girls who hate me. I find it more appealing, but also I don’t have to question what is wrong with them on a psychological level in that they would let me up in them…

That said, she’s now an IMG model because she’s 6 foot 5 and big and I guess either in this years SI Swimsuit cuz she matters enough to have her team of agents push her onto magazines catering to a younger audience…because their existing audience is dying and don’t use computers…and I guess part of that becoming a model amongst other titty models involves showing off your tits as hard as you can.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE MODELS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

14

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Ass in a Bikini of the Day

This Ireland Baldwin hustle is pretty entertaining when it involves her taking her 18 year old, 6 foot tall, big enough titty, 150 pound body out to the beach and into a bikini…only to post pics on instagram because that’s the shit that gets her noticed, and when you have two famous parents, getting noticed becomes a bit of a thing, since you don’t want to always live in their shadows…if only life was this easy for the rest of us, and I am not making reference to her being a rich kid with opportunities, but rather a girl with a vagina..it’s like all a bitch has to do is get in a bikini and all of a sudden – she matters.

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2014

09

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s Showing Off Her Reading Material of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a big fan of Amy Tan, so much so that she poses next to her book in a bikini, like anyone who knows how to read should be doing…Maybe we aren’t all doomed and that not all of the next generation of self involved, half naked, babes posting pics of themselves all day are illiterate retards, but some of these half naked, self involved babes actually know what a book is…

I am not really sure what body parts I am looking at, but like hooked on phonics, I endorse the “I read when I’m in a bikini – I am not just a vapid cunt – Selfie”…not that Amy Tan books aren’t for vapid cunts, it’s not War and Peace or some other enlightening hard read, but in this day and age seeing a girl read an archie comic would impress me.

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2013

16

Dec

Ireland Baldwin Whorin Out for her Boyfriend of the Day

Ireland Baldwin stripped down to her underwear to pose in her Boyfriend’s t-shirt collection, because that’s what good girlfriends do, they whore themselves out for the man who has brainwashed them into thinking their young love is forever, even though everyone else knows he will cheat on her, break her heart and really let her daddy issues shine…as she fucks her way into trying to find another love like this…

I hear it now…”How could you do this to me, I even let you take pics of me in my panties for the internet because I thought we were one”….

Love…is the best way to pay girls into doing things for you….and I am a fan of seeing dudes master that hustle…

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2013

03

Dec

Ireland Baldwin is Big in a Bikini of the Day

Here are some pics of model or aspiring model Ireland Baldwin in a bikini with her boyfriend, she’s 18, 6 foot and large…but has figured out, probably thanks to years of Media Training by her pro parents, that stand next to a bitch fatter than you, and you’ll always look skinny…she’s a clever one this Ireland Baldwin and I am a fan of whatever it is that she does…because..it’s harmless half naked 18 year old fun…and big or not..I’ll still look at the pics…

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2013

15

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Big Girl in a Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a big girl, and not just because she turned 18, but because she’s 8 feet tall and 240 lbs…but you can’t tell because she’s in a picture…and in that picture she’s in a bikini…

Ireland Baldwin used to follow me on twitter, back when she was 17, it was a glorious few hours before she blocked me…then one day she unblocked me and followed me again and I knew magic was going to happen when she turned 18…only to be blocked again…

So I wrote her what I write every girl who stops following me if I notice..cuz I general don’t care about these things..unless it opens up the door to troll…like this:

I am ok with you ignoring me because our love being unrequited…it is more romantic…they make movies about these things…movies we won’t see together…but I know are about us….I dream about you everynight…I can’t wait to go to sleep – so that we can be together…and more importantly that I can wake up tomorrow and have another day loving you…

Here are her bikini pics…

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2013

16

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Twerk of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is my best internet friend even though she ignores me..because she produces creative and artistic masterpieces of her twerking up against a statue like she’s in some kind of rap video, or Miley Cyrus, or pretty much any girl between the ages of 14 and 35 who know what twerking is…it’s gone mainstream…

Even I have a twerk video on worldstar hip hop…

And it’s hot…and Ireland knows it…that’s why she’s doing it…cuz fame is based on how many followers you have yo’…it’s a new generation…fuck being on TV and internet…let people obsess over your life…something I am into doing…at least when it is like this…cuz I think it is glorious…and I’m ready to be invited to her 18th birthday party…

Her caption was I hate when this happens”, which makes it all so much better…this Ireland girl is good..she’s got it figured out.

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2013

06

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Springbreaker Pug Booty of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is hilarious….as she finds her “sex appeal”…and delivers it to the world via the internet…like so many girls before her have been doing….you know a bit of a teen with an identity crisis thanks to her dad shitting on her as a 10 year old…but coupled with having all the money in the world..but a drive to differentiate herself from her really successful parents…leveraging their contacts, which is fine, it’s what everyone with connections does…but the good news is at 17…she’s posting amazing shit like her booty’ pippin’ cuz as much as I hate talking to 17 year olds because they are retards…their asses are usually a girl’s prime…perky, round, and not saggy and dumpy with a slowed down metabolism…now I don’t get Ireland Baldwin hot, she’s big and awkward, but I do find her instagram hot…cuz she produces the fucking goods on her quest to be a babe…but maybe that’s just because I’m into #pugs, #puglife and got my own negro #pug so whenever I see pugs I get pumped…or maybe it’s just the package fucking deal…who cares.

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2013

02

Sep

Ireland Baldwin’s Post-Fuck Pic of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is such a rebellious teen…all 17 and posting pics of her posing like she just had shitty teen sex because even with all the porn these kids are exposed to…they still don’t know how to fuck…but they sure like letting people know they fuck because it makes them feel so mature…I blame being yelled at by her daddy and humiliated at a young age, or maybe it’s the hormones in the food, but then again, I was fucking at 17, and it’s not a big deal, but it’s fun to pretend it is, because that’s what the internet wants us to do…at least why else would Ireland Baldwin be posting shit like this, it’s just as easy to not post her “personal pics”…and next time, maybe she should post a pic before the orgasms…you know when it’s actually less of a post sex loving cuddle and more of a dirty ditch pig getting railed…

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2013

29

Aug

Ireland Baldwin’s Bikini Ass on a Rock of the Day


Friend of the site who doesn’t know she’s a friend of the site because she is too busy blocking me on social media and getting her dad to even go after me because he has something to prove after publicly humiliating her when she was 10…Ireland Baldwin posted some bikini pics of her on and her 7 foot tall body on a rock stretching in a bikini…and I figure at 17…and sexually active…you’ll probably like staring at the shit…even if her mom, Kim Bassinger is a lot hotter than her…the whole underage shit is a good selling factor…

Here is a video…

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2013

16

Aug

Ireland Bladwin Isn’t a Very Good Model of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is one of those self-produced models who you may remember from the various 17 year old girl in a bikini posts I’ve done on her over the course of the last year that she’s matters. We call them Instagram models, who use their camera phone and their last name to really get their 6 foot big body noticed enough to land a modelling agency, who will and does eat her up, because of her last name, the fact her dad left her evil voice mails when she was 9, and all the family connections from Bassinger to Baldwin, there’s a lot of people….Not to mention she gets hype from her bikini pics and has her own following starting, that you’d have to be an idiot not to sign her…I mean they sign 6 foot tall bitches just for being 6 foot tall, this one actually has some marketability to leverage…but as it turns out, selfies aren’t quite pro fashion shoots, and being 6 foot tall, doesn’t mean you aren’t as goofy as you’d expect to be, cuz this fashion shoot for Elle is pretty bad…I prefer seeing her grinding her Boyfriend on his paddle board half naked..but then again, that how I prefer seeing all girls..

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2013

26

Jul

Ireland Baldwin PUGS in a Bikini of the Day

I am not posting these pics of freakishly tall Ireland Baldwin in her bikini because she is in a bikini…I don’t care about big 17 year old girls who are obsessed with their bitch paddle boarding boyfriends…in what you know is going to end in disaster propelling her into typical Hollywood kid behavior of fucking anyone and everyone…I don’t find her that hot, I hate 17 year olds they are annoying, and even if this is the best her body will ever be, I’d rather fuck her mom….

I am posting this because she has PUGS…and all I fucking do is PUG…so this shit puts a smile on my face…you know since the only thing good in this world is PUGS…obviously.

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