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2013

15

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Big Girl in a Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a big girl, and not just because she turned 18, but because she’s 8 feet tall and 240 lbs…but you can’t tell because she’s in a picture…and in that picture she’s in a bikini…

Ireland Baldwin used to follow me on twitter, back when she was 17, it was a glorious few hours before she blocked me…then one day she unblocked me and followed me again and I knew magic was going to happen when she turned 18…only to be blocked again…

So I wrote her what I write every girl who stops following me if I notice..cuz I general don’t care about these things..unless it opens up the door to troll…like this:

I am ok with you ignoring me because our love being unrequited…it is more romantic…they make movies about these things…movies we won’t see together…but I know are about us….I dream about you everynight…I can’t wait to go to sleep – so that we can be together…and more importantly that I can wake up tomorrow and have another day loving you…

Here are her bikini pics…

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2013

16

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Twerk of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is my best internet friend even though she ignores me..because she produces creative and artistic masterpieces of her twerking up against a statue like she’s in some kind of rap video, or Miley Cyrus, or pretty much any girl between the ages of 14 and 35 who know what twerking is…it’s gone mainstream…

Even I have a twerk video on worldstar hip hop…

And it’s hot…and Ireland knows it…that’s why she’s doing it…cuz fame is based on how many followers you have yo’…it’s a new generation…fuck being on TV and internet…let people obsess over your life…something I am into doing…at least when it is like this…cuz I think it is glorious…and I’m ready to be invited to her 18th birthday party…

Her caption was I hate when this happens”, which makes it all so much better…this Ireland girl is good..she’s got it figured out.

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2013

06

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Springbreaker Pug Booty of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is hilarious….as she finds her “sex appeal”…and delivers it to the world via the internet…like so many girls before her have been doing….you know a bit of a teen with an identity crisis thanks to her dad shitting on her as a 10 year old…but coupled with having all the money in the world..but a drive to differentiate herself from her really successful parents…leveraging their contacts, which is fine, it’s what everyone with connections does…but the good news is at 17…she’s posting amazing shit like her booty’ pippin’ cuz as much as I hate talking to 17 year olds because they are retards…their asses are usually a girl’s prime…perky, round, and not saggy and dumpy with a slowed down metabolism…now I don’t get Ireland Baldwin hot, she’s big and awkward, but I do find her instagram hot…cuz she produces the fucking goods on her quest to be a babe…but maybe that’s just because I’m into #pugs, #puglife and got my own negro #pug so whenever I see pugs I get pumped…or maybe it’s just the package fucking deal…who cares.

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2013

02

Sep

Ireland Baldwin’s Post-Fuck Pic of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is such a rebellious teen…all 17 and posting pics of her posing like she just had shitty teen sex because even with all the porn these kids are exposed to…they still don’t know how to fuck…but they sure like letting people know they fuck because it makes them feel so mature…I blame being yelled at by her daddy and humiliated at a young age, or maybe it’s the hormones in the food, but then again, I was fucking at 17, and it’s not a big deal, but it’s fun to pretend it is, because that’s what the internet wants us to do…at least why else would Ireland Baldwin be posting shit like this, it’s just as easy to not post her “personal pics”…and next time, maybe she should post a pic before the orgasms…you know when it’s actually less of a post sex loving cuddle and more of a dirty ditch pig getting railed…

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2013

29

Aug

Ireland Baldwin’s Bikini Ass on a Rock of the Day


Friend of the site who doesn’t know she’s a friend of the site because she is too busy blocking me on social media and getting her dad to even go after me because he has something to prove after publicly humiliating her when she was 10…Ireland Baldwin posted some bikini pics of her on and her 7 foot tall body on a rock stretching in a bikini…and I figure at 17…and sexually active…you’ll probably like staring at the shit…even if her mom, Kim Bassinger is a lot hotter than her…the whole underage shit is a good selling factor…

Here is a video…

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2013

16

Aug

Ireland Bladwin Isn’t a Very Good Model of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is one of those self-produced models who you may remember from the various 17 year old girl in a bikini posts I’ve done on her over the course of the last year that she’s matters. We call them Instagram models, who use their camera phone and their last name to really get their 6 foot big body noticed enough to land a modelling agency, who will and does eat her up, because of her last name, the fact her dad left her evil voice mails when she was 9, and all the family connections from Bassinger to Baldwin, there’s a lot of people….Not to mention she gets hype from her bikini pics and has her own following starting, that you’d have to be an idiot not to sign her…I mean they sign 6 foot tall bitches just for being 6 foot tall, this one actually has some marketability to leverage…but as it turns out, selfies aren’t quite pro fashion shoots, and being 6 foot tall, doesn’t mean you aren’t as goofy as you’d expect to be, cuz this fashion shoot for Elle is pretty bad…I prefer seeing her grinding her Boyfriend on his paddle board half naked..but then again, that how I prefer seeing all girls..

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2013

26

Jul

Ireland Baldwin PUGS in a Bikini of the Day

I am not posting these pics of freakishly tall Ireland Baldwin in her bikini because she is in a bikini…I don’t care about big 17 year old girls who are obsessed with their bitch paddle boarding boyfriends…in what you know is going to end in disaster propelling her into typical Hollywood kid behavior of fucking anyone and everyone…I don’t find her that hot, I hate 17 year olds they are annoying, and even if this is the best her body will ever be, I’d rather fuck her mom….

I am posting this because she has PUGS…and all I fucking do is PUG…so this shit puts a smile on my face…you know since the only thing good in this world is PUGS…obviously.

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2013

03

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Paddleboards in a Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin, I see teen pregnancy in the near future….that or a horrible break-up that stems from her being cheated on, because all young guys get bored of a nagging bitch when they want to get out there and fuck as many willing girls as possible…with equally if not more famous parents…who are as hot or hotter…propelling her into a downward spiral that brings up repressed memories of her dad and where he went wrong…officially making her broken….

The same kind of broken that will lead her to out there to get as much revenge as she can on all the men in her life by inserting as many penises as possible inside herself…

It happens all the time…and I’m looking forward to it, but for now, it is a blissful young love, first love, probably the virginity poppin love, that they think will end in forever love with marriage and shit but that won’t cuz at 17, it all comes crashing down…it always does…just like a girls metabolism..

Here is the happy July 4th trip documented on instagram….and yes, looking at pics of a 17 year old couple when you are a grown man is creepy as fuck…here are the pics anyway.

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2013

04

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Has Sex in the Ocean of the Day


Ireland Baldwin posted these pics to her instagram.

She is the 6 foot 2, IMG Model Agency Signed, 17.75 year old girl, who as her size and hips would suggest, has the hormones of a 27 year old in heat, ready to make babies, unable to keep it in her pants, not even when the paparazzi is watching, I mean especially when the paparazzi is watching, because what better way to piss off your dad and make a name for yourself by being a celebrity wild child the media waste their time talking about, because without being Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassigner’s daughter, she wound’t matter in the world, but even while being their daughter, she doesn’t have to be working it for the paparazzi for attention.

This is what happens when daddy doesn’t hug you enough I guess. The broken girls with daddy issues are always the ones who hit puberty the youngest, I’m talking 8 years old.

I don’t feel dirty posting a 17.75 year old in a bikini, because I am not lusting after this one, and I also know nothing really changes from 17.75 and 18, so it’s virtually the same thing, just don’t get caught with naked pics of her….naked pics you know her Stand Up Paddle Boarding boyfriend has….

FBI – He’s the one you want, not the readers of this site.

Young love, can’t wait for it to all go wrong, as it always does.

I blame it all on her blocking me on Twitter.


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2013

27

May

Ireland Baldwin in Her Bikini of the Day

My good internet friend, 17 year old IRELAND BALDWIN ….who one day will turn 18, not that it matters, considering the hormones in the food have made her 18 many years ago at least in size and ability to get pregnant…it’s just a fact that girls today have more body in their teen year…and more importantly….that girls today have more interest in showing off their bodies…it’s the whole hitting puberty at 7 that made this possible. Thanks Diary Industry.

So bikinis are smaller and smaller, bodies are curvier and curvier, and 6 foot 2 Ireland is lookin’ like a lot of fun on a Stand-Up Paddleboard something I assume her boyfriend taught her – since he’s a pro SUPer.

You may find me perverted for posting this, but I figure at 17.5, she’s old enough, not to mention I was talking to a group of dad’s in the park this weekend, and they were all freaking out about their teen daughter’s friends who come over to swim during the summer, perving out while pretending to supervise….and they were far more perverted than me…

Probably because I have the luxury of having a wife who is so fat she doesn’t say shit about me fucking other girls whenever I want. Unlike those other husbands with the teen daughters, who have opted to put their penis in purgatory – or at least prison….forced to fuck the same pussy daily….Depressing enough to make a dude jerk off to a 17.5 year old…something I won’t be doing because I like my women more experienced and 19…but I’m not gonna judge you for doing cuz we’re all fucking freaks…some of us are just more public about it.

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2013

20

May

Ireland Baldwin’s 5 Year Old Vagina of the Day

I like to think `17 year old Ireland Baldwin has officially mastered VINE with this comedic gem that covers topics such as pedophilia, diddling a 5 year old Vagina….I guess when babysitting….in what would be the kind of pedophilia I would be into if I had a 5 year old vagina and she was my babysitter, you know the kind I wouldn’t have repressed memories about or that I wouldn’t become a lesbian over, because she’s a bit of a babe and being molested by a babe…is a dream of mine….

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2013

24

Apr

Ireland Bassinger Baldwin’s Bikini Booty Shake for Vine of the Day

She’s pretty young…I mean looking at her small, despite being 6 foot 2, body on the beach in dance, reminds me way too much of girls in high school at a sleep over, which to some of you may be erotic, but to me is just awkward. You know it takes a certain amount of fucking to make a girl in a bikini have any sex appeal, but when they are just young and dancing, but more importantly shaking their not quite post-pubescent asses, but more importantly showcasing how bendy their young bodies are, it just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe that will all change in 5 months when she turns 18, and all of a sudden she becomes that fully developed woman, because you know 5 months in a 17 and 7 month year old’s life, so much is going to change. She won’t even be the same girl, because motherfucker, she’ll be a woman. Right?

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2013

23

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pics for Instagram of the Day

I can’t hate Ireland Baldwin because we are both Pug Whisperers, you know people of the Pug, who unfortunately have been trapped by their flat faced spell, but I wouldn’t hate on her even if she wasn’t a pug person, like me.

In fact, I would celebrate the fact that she’s young, almost 18, a person of interest thanks to her famous parents and the scandal that arouse during their divorce. I would celebrate the fact that she’s likely not a virgin, as no one is, and that between now and her 18th birthday nothing will change in terms of what she looks like, making her a little less creepy to lust after, you know she’s on the cusp and by the time the lawsuit went through, she’d already be 18, making the jury have a hard time charging you with your sex offending ways you hebephile.

Not to mention, she’s 6 foot 2 and could pretty much beat the fuck out of you, which to some of you, that may be part of her appeal, but to me is just a good reason for legs, legs that will likely be a swimsuit model one day, because these Hollywood brats aim high career-wise.

These pics from her instagram include being high on 4:20 at Disney, like all 14-18 year olds should be on 4:20, an activity that embarrasses me when adults partake, but more importantly, the motherfucking bikini.

Here’s the future, 6 months before it happens.

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2013

22

Apr

Ireland Baldwin in her Pajamas of the Day

Hey Perverts. Alec Baldwin’s teen daughter, who is 6 months away from being legal, which means she probably doesn’t drink, get high or fuck. You know all wholesome and that’s why she’s just playing on the trampoline in her pajamas like a 7 year old, because that’s where her maturity level is, yet all you people are following her, and noticing her 6 foot 2 frame and its modeling, and celebrating her like she’s the next Miley, Taylor Momsen, Lohan, and all the other jailbait right before it turned 18 and fell off…and I am posting these to show you just how creepy you are for creeping on someone so innocent…right….cuz all rich girls are innocent…they are never more fucked up than pornstars….

Here’s a little doggy style crawl…

Here’s a little ass grab….

You all make me sick…with your preversions…

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2013

12

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Twerks on VINE of the Day

If you’ve ever wanted to see a 6 foot 2, 17 year old, rich kid with celebrity parented, twerk on the internet in a onsie.

It just happened.

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