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2015

24

Aug

Irina Shyak has Been in a Bikini for the last Month of the Day

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Rumored prostitute Irina Shayk has been in a bikini with her famous actor boyfriend….

She has taken the opportunity to pretend she’s in love, to pretend that she’s all about this motherfucker, while being all over him…

Since Russians have no souls, are incapable of love, it is safe to say that this is:

1- Photo Op – get that press
2- K-Fed opportunity previously discussed, trap the motherfucker, he’s A-List and will get you in movies, great for career…but more importantly…financial security…

I trust none of what’s going on here, but I guess a hustling Russian model knows that there’s a timeline to what she does, and that now is time to get pregnant…it’s just a matter of who to get pregnant with, and America / hollywood, is the real Russian dream…

It all makes sense…and the softcore porn is barely erotic, I’m bored of this garbage, but she’s still good…

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2015

13

Aug

Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk Beach Porn of the Day

Irina Shayk is a rumored hooker…..

These pictures tell a different story, that she’s just a romantic, as most soul-less Russians who escaped RUssia via the gayest Soccer player in the history of Soccer, to become a bikini model, as it solidified his story are…

She just love loves, this is a great American love story, of a man…with a lot of money, and fame, who bangs out as many young models as he can, because that’s the benefit of being a famous, rich person girls want to fuck….finding love in one of the rumored hottest half naked bitch in Sports Illustrated…you know they defied all odds to make this union happen…and to make it work….so that they could show the world how much they care about each other as he dries to dig clams out of her cunt on the beach…because he paid her to let him do whatever he wants to do to her…

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2015

06

Aug

Irina Shayk’s AIring Out Her Vagina of the Day

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Every seasoned hooker, needs to give her vagina a break, and air her out, so that she can recover from all the abuse she’s taken, even if it has paid her well and created an actual legitimate career for her…

I like to think that’s what Irina Shayk, the “Model” not hooker, who I am sure doesn’t date people for their money, fame, status or ability to help her career, because I’ve met Russian girls, and none of them are money hungry, money grubbing, soul less sex work…

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2015

24

Jul

Irina Shayk in a See Through Outfit of the Day

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Irina Shayk posted these pictures of her in a dress…that was a little revealing…but not as revealing as her pissing for some paying client on a webcam in some webcam girl warehouse owned by the Russian mob she is supposed to be working at…

But I guess with the whole Russian Billionaire thing, she managed to escape the communist wake that has made so may of these souless babes…like serious fucking babes…turn to that life…

While instead running off to date celebrities and famous soccer players…because when you’re hot, in the right circle, run the right PR around yourself, all the rich guys want inside you, like buying a ferrari…a used, passed around, Russian, only it it for your money…ferrari..

But these rich people don’t care, they just want the best of everything, and she’s packaged herself like that…

She’s also packaged herself like a toilet papered house at the Frosh or Halloween..

She’s also looking pregnant, or bloated, on her period or knocked up….because you can’t live a life as a sugar baby properly without child support checks…the stupid 20k a kid kind…otherwise, she’s gotta operate as an escort with access to credit card..and escorts have no independence…something Russians who have been oppressed for ever don’t like…it reminds them of their past…but they do like money…

Who cares…she’s hot..that’s what matters.

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2015

22

Jul

Irina Shayk in a Bikini of the Day

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Irina Shayk is one of the best love stories to happen in modern times…

You know just some Russian girl who got swept off her feet from a possibly gay superstar soccer player…

Allowing her to move to America without him, while remaining his girl for public appearances, because that is love, not escorting….before eventually securing an A-Lister…

Modern day romance…all while being one of the hottest girl’s out there….

I am a fan…but only because I know Russians have no souls and are out for themselves after decades of communist rule, they feel like they deserve it..and in Irina’s case, she does…because less hot girls are Sugar Babying just as hard…it’s just the world we live in…

Here she is in a bikini..

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2015

02

Jul

Irina Shayk Naked and a Snake of the Day

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This is a shoot for something called Sorbet magazine, which features Irina Shyak’s cummed on looking matted hair, naked with a snake, which wouldn’t be the first time she has been naked with a snake,… or really naked with anything phallic…as that behavior is really the foundation of her career and everything she’s done with it…like Athletes and Actors and I’m sure some producers….maybe even people at immigration….if you know what I mean..

I’m not a creative director at a magazine I’ve never heard of, but I think it’s logical to say that if you have a Russian hooker naked in a room…willing to have pictures taken…you take those fucking pictures…and make sure they are better than this…

Either way, she’s good, even if she’s the worst…

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2015

29

Jun

Irina Shayk Busting Out on the Runway of the Day

Look…Irina Shayk is not a hooker..

She was not exported from Russia by a Soccer player to be his contract beard, as his homosexuality would ruin him, Europeans, although very gay in dress and action, hate the gays…and it would ruin him….so why not maker her, turn her into a model, get her in magazines because she’s amazing to look at, only to land an A-List actor the second the contract is up, because she’s hot and rich actors like hot…especially when hot is a published model…it makes their hooking seem less obvious..

Well, apparently…she’s a Runaway model..a real fashion model…not just novelty tits to make a fashion show more interesting or high profile…but rather…real runway modeling…with massive tits…as Runway models are known for…right

More interesting – she just posted her ass on Instagram..

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2015

01

Jun

Irina Shayk for Telegraph Magazine of the Day

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I was told that Irina Shayk had a ton of plastic surgery, but a friend sent me her vintage pics, where we can see that she just looks like a Russian.. all Russians brides look like this with their big lips and loveliness…the theory is that communism killed off the uglies…

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Her plastic surgery, is irrelevant, even with it, she was one of the hottest girls in the model who is less a model and more a hooker game…but I guess in ways she luckily escaped sex work, to perform a different kind of sex not on webcam but with rich and famous dudes….one who was gay and the other who is Brad Cooper…

All this leads to her getting in magazines like Telegraph magazine…like she matters more than most sex workers matter…and when looking at her, I understand why….

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2015

16

Apr

Irina Shayk Greased Up of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a proper souless gold digging russian…hot, because all of the Russians who survived Communism are hot…some may even say she’s amazing…thanks to the plastic surgery enhancements she’s made…and I just think strategic business person…who structured a solid deal as the “beard” to a possibly homo athlete…put in her time, got a work visa in USA and some SI Swimsuit coverage to matter…and now…she’s greased up for some campaign…because she’s single…her greasy little strategy worked and I’m all for watching the process….when it looks like this…from nothing, to rich man wife…all thanks to looking good…good hustle…

This is for sunglasses…or maybe it’s for you..and your boner..who knows…

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2015

08

Apr

Irina Shayk’s Bikini in Mexico of the DAy

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Irina Shayk is not my kind of Russian because she didn’t have to escape communist rule, or really grow up under the reign of an oppressive government, you know really feeling struggle…..but instead got cast as a model and sold off to Euro soccer players as their possible beard…

But she is my kind of Russian because she’s either a sugar baby or sex worker in her own right…but more importantly, because she’s positioned herself as an actual model…she’s become famaous as fuck and is making her money…and the reality is…she’s hot as fuck while doing it…

That’s all that really matters…in these bikini in Mexico paparazzi pics…shes’ amazing.

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2015

02

Mar

Irina Shayk is Alright of the Day

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There was a minute that I really thought Irina Shayk was a babe. I was all about her Russian Princess scam, where she took her American dreams of a high maintenance life of luxury, and made them a reality by leveraging a gay Soccer Player who no one could know was gay, and who may not even be gay, but who seems pretty fucking gay….

You know, the girl who could have been a hooker, or a Russian Billionaire’s Russian wife…soulless, and focused on the prize….which was personal gain, as these Russian hookers do….you know fuck for the designer purses..and I found the whole thing almost amazing…but then I lost interest, and felt she was just a pile of plastic surgery….still hot, attention seeking, living the dream…but boring…if hot girls can be considered boring…since they are always hot and have some level of interesting to themn…

Well, here she is in some photoshopped, plastic surgery, bathing suit pics…that aren’t exciting, or showing up to Oscar parties half naked, but rather are a product of the level of relevance she’s created herself in whatever scam she’s pulled…that I am totally OK with…because there is nothing more sad to me than seeing a hot chick working a shitty minimum wage job…when they just need to drop their moral compass and whore the fuck out…so dreams come true….and we all like dreams coming true. It’s the foundation of Disney, the happiest place on earth, and no I am not talking about Walt’s dream of creating a mecca for kids he could molest…I’m talking about all the other stuff he created to lure the kids into molest…yes Miley, I’m talking about you…

Here are those pics.

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2015

26

Jan

Single Irina Shayk in a Shitty Music Video of the DAy

Irina Shayk is recently single. Her 5 year relationship with Ronaldo, that everyone made fun of, because we all know Ronaldo is gay and that she was just in contract to beard him, in exchange for international bikini modeling fame and a salary…was in her lingerie in some Marc Anthony and Friends latin song for the latin crowd…that is actually a massive proud market that probably still buy CDs…and I refused to watch it, because I hate this shit….

I just like pointing out that when played properly, life goes on after sugar baby-ing properly, you just get thrown into the right circle and other rich dudes want in on it, the published work helps…and what it comes down to is whatever her hustle is or was…she’s pretty fucking hot…Here are some of her instagram pics….

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2015

09

Jan

Irina Shyak’s Ass in a Bikini for Her Birthday of the Day

It was Irina Shayk’s birthday…no one should know who Irina Shayk is, or care that it was her birthday, but I guess she wanted to announce it, because she knows the date made public is probably 3 years off, because when she came over from Russia, it was pretty easy to make herself 3 years younger, but more importantly, it was probably good for her career, that really is based on sleeping with a soccer player and I use the term “sleeping with” loosely…since he’s likely gay enough to be on that new “My Husband is Gay” show…but she’s played beard long enough to get jobs as a model and more importantly the plastic surgery needed for her face..to make sure that her rockin’ body got the love it made so many sacrifices to deserve….

I guess when you’re communist and have no soul, you do what you can to survive. I’ve seen Cold War Movies, I get it….but I like when doing what you have to do survive means sand-hand on ass for social media….

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2014

26

Dec

Irina Shayk Does Boxing Day of the Day

Irina Shayk….rockin’ some Boxing Day for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT the day after Advent is supposed to end, because these fashion types are so innovative, if you consider getting low level, yet hot, lingerie models from Russia, who are relevant because they get half naked….and fuck some homosexual soccer player, innovative…and I think she’s pretty fucking hot, otherwise she would be a cam girl who never escaped the oppressive Russian Regime…

Happy Boxing Day…for those of you who like box…

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2014

12

Dec

Irina Shayk for Sunglasses of the Day

What the world needs more of is Irina Shayk modeling anything…. whether it is lingerie or sunglasses, she’s hot as fuck…even if she’s probably had a lot of plastic surgery, making her perfectly lovely enough to me..to appreciate….or maybe I just like Russians because they have no soul…or maybe I just like hookers who position themselves properly with A-List athletes, leading to Sports Magazines and tabloid fodder, allowing her amazing body to shine through and take the fuck over…like a barmaid who has defied all odds or some fucking story of overcoming all obstacles, to get to a place where she makes 100k for a day shooting for a brand…She’s won…but when looking at her pics..I like to think we’ve all won…except me….I always lose…but you know what I mean…

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