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2016

07

Dec

Irina Shayk for a Lingerie Brand for Xmas of the Day

It’s interesting to see in a world where Christmas has been outlawed, at least pre-trump, where Politically correct has taken over so hard that it’s almost racist in and of itself…all this cultural appropriation, and safe space and trigger warnings and sensitivities to nonsense that people feel are actually worth fighting about, including Christmas…since not everyone celebrates Christmas…it’s unfair to shove it down America’s throat….we can call it Holidays, but eventually, the people who doesn’t believe in Holidays will want to be included, and we will call it nothing, even though the Jewish people all monetize off this shit, hell all the commercial Christmas songs were written by one…and all the movies made about Christmas are Jewish produced…and all the products we buy each other are Jewish sold…Chinese made….so if anything the Jewish people created Christmas…so let’s keep calling it Chrismas…

I mean this is nothing new, it’s just interesting to see a blatantly obvious Christmas ad, when USA is so safe space about this shit…while the Italians and their lingerie don’t give a fuck…and I guess either do pregnant with rich and famous sperm russians don’t either…

So here’s some cheesy, but familiar, Holiday underwear…something that I think is nice, because I’m a christmas music listening christmas fan…even if all my Christmas’ have been a fail, depressing, rock in stocking type shit, it’s still a good time that warms my drunken damaged soul…

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2016

02

Dec

Irina Shayk For Love Magazines fucking Sucks of the Day

I guess she doesn’t suck, she takes it on her uterus….

I appreciate Irina Shayk, I like her hot Russian whore hustle, who managed to move away from being a straight up whore, to being knocked up with a celebrities baby at 30 – which is the time all these bitches lose their mind and feel the need to lock in that cum to their uterus – ideally with the right rich guy who’s not too annoying – ALL THESE BITCHES ARE THE SAME…

Now I don’t care that she’s knocked up, I’m not one of those “Oh know that 30 year old hot Russian opportunist is damaged goods now”…she’s always been damaged goods, she just looks good being damaged goods…and it’s possible her stomach will be ravaged and never the same – and it’s possible her pussy will get blown out – but it’s likely already happened in her manipulating men through that pussy….cuz that’s how these women do it…especially russians…THEY ARE DARK….

This is a GHOST parody, where Irina plays Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze remains dead, and I don’t know how they got the right to use the song, but assume IRINA sucked off the Righteous Brothers as getting things out of men is her thing…

I do think Love Magazine’s advent calendar was an interesting thing many many years ago when they first did it, there was a cool, artsy, weird, hot models in videos every day until January 1st, you a massive program for the magazine that barely exists…

But they got greedy, fame whorey, and possibly owned by the Kardashians, where the last 5 years has been Kardashians or Jenners or Hadids or any “it girl” of the time doing the same shit all these other it girls are doing…leaving us with really fucking basic, uninspired videos they can all go “Omg did you see that nonsense”…only it won’t happen because ultimately no one cares but the self involved cunts in the videos – and the people who put it together who think this shit matters or is a big deal – when it’s just lazy and a joke…

That’s all I have to say about a hot as fuck pregnant chick raping clay with her hands from an iconic movie where we all jerked off to Whoopi Goldberg at least once…while trying to determine whether she was a man or not..

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2016

29

Nov

Stella Maxwell, Irina Shayk and Joan Smalls Topless Hugging of the Day

Here’s some jean company’s straight from 1990s photoshoot that reminds me of some 90s mom who was an 80s model – doing some weird family shoot – that you’d see around the trashy rich people’s houses you’d break into for masturbation material…panty thieving it was a 90s thing….I still have fond memories us…

They used super star scammer Stella Maxwell, hot but she’s had work done while seducing rich men – Irina Shayk, and token black chick so no one calls her racist – Joan Smalls….

It’s uninspiring…it’s boring…and they probably paid a ton of fucking money for it….because that’s how companies do it – tax write off… whatever – here it is anyway…

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2016

28

Oct

Irina Shayk is God of the Day

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I’ve probably already posted these pics of Irina Shayk, I am so on the ball, first to every photoset but I don’t remember because all this shit is the fucking same, and the only reason Irina Shayk stands out amongst the rest is because she’s relatively perfect to look at, I mean it’s safe to say that as a Russian Import who is dating Brad Cooper the Womanizer celebrity, after dating Ronaldo the superstar homo, which means she knows how to navigate this shit.

She’s probably intolerable, a whiner, and needy money grubber, who knows how to balance being annoying to get dudes obsessed with pleasing her…rather than just ignoring her calls…and I assume that happens through sex….because as a Russian…we know she’s a professional. She gets the job done…and she has no soul, scruples or ego…she just is a hard communist worker, who can afford to be lazy, but who knew the way to maximize her hotness…

But damn she’s good to stare at…and make you want a Russian pet of your own…even though signing up with the devil, the cold war heir devil…who will make you fucking work for her…even after you buy her…they are just that good…

I guess what I’m saying is that this cold, dark, evil woman…looks so good that she’s my sunshine….in an industry filled with whores who aren’t as engaging as this whore….masterful…

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2016

25

Oct

Irina Shayk is Everything of the Day

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I couldn’t leave Lady Gaga as a top post on the site for any longer than it needed to be there, and what better way to pump her down than to post what I would consider the closest thing to perfection, at least in the way she looks, probably the way she fucks, because of how she’s navigated herself to the A List, and most importantly in the way she manipulates to get to the top…all soulless and Russian….I am a fan…it is perfection…terrible, evil probably, deal with the devil, possibly a spy trying to take down America, but the kind of girl you’d let take down America…because she just looks so good…it almost makes me want to get rich on my own and buy a russian of my own…but that takes to much work..so I’ll just look at her tits.

The guy mounting her is a celebrity photographer who sucks up to celebrities to maintain being deemed a celebrity photographer…and who she sucks up to because being shot by him makes her seem more “important”…even though it’s all bullshit all the time motherfuckers…real fucking bullshit…

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2016

04

Oct

Irina Shayk’s Hot Cameltoe Video of the Day

This is from Irina Shayk’s Instagram 6 days ago, but never too late to stare at Irina Shayk’s ass…and her KGB trained pussy tricks…is still one of the hottest models around as far as I’m concerned, but in my defense, I am into soulless Russian poor girls on a mission to take over the fucking world, or at least rich guys…to give themselves a good life filled with all the things they couldn’t get when they were Communist, I’m talking a vault in the basement filled with VHS tapes, Levis Jeans and Nikes….along with all kinds of cash she’s been paid by these so called lovers and boyfriends…on her quest to win at life…alll thanks to looking really fucking good….

This video may be for Vogue..but it’s more about her cameltoe and ass cheeks to me…it always is…from fashion scam ad for a designer to softcore pussy definition porn real fast….

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2016

27

Sep

Irina Shayk and Guinevere van Seenus and Others for W Magazine Military of the Day

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W Magazine put out this photoshoot – that includes a bunch of models, most importantly Irina Shayk and in a distant second place Guinevre van Seenus, because Irina Shayk is everything and based on all my low level research – I’ve concluded this Russian knows how to fuck…but we’ll never find out, she’ll just get married, pregnant and taken care of with a great pre-nup, but one thing these girls don’t fuck with is their retirement plan from the rich man they fuck…

So these tits are considered porn on my site, because they are set in an orgy setting, and their are tits…

But big brands love it on W Magazine because it’s mainstream media, this is edgy, it’s pushing the boundary, it’s relevant, it’s social commentary…based on the military…make love not war…or maybe play dead and the enemy won’t kill you…or who the fuck cares how they spin this…all these idiots are sitting at the right table…and I’m sitting in the kitchen jerking off in their Entrees…

Via W Magazines

Via W Magazines

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2016

26

Sep

Irina Shayk See Through of the Day

Irina Shayk make me feel like I’m Brad Cooper being scammed by Russian tits that know how to scam that rich guy to give them the good life their rationed bread line waiting ancestors dreamt of….all that MTV, Levis Jeans and Michael Jackson….all thanks to that KGB pussy and it’s spy tricks…trick that were for once used to get information from high level military people…but is passed onto their youth to get babies and marriage out of A-Listers…

Here are her nipples…nipples that may be soulless but that like most Russians have probably seen some shit….and she’s perfect…

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2016

07

Sep

Irina Shayk for Glamour Russia of the Day

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Irina Shayk, our favorite Russian Spy, who may just be a Russian Model, using Russian Spy tactics to set up a solid retirement for herself, by pretending to love the rich A List men she publicly dates, both in public while holding their hands, probably something difficult for a Russian seeing as they have no souls…and through the sex she gives them – that is clearly good enough for them to not escape her….

I mean, her first A-Lister was Ronaldo…and he doesn’t really count since he’s a homo and she was his beard he helped create in exchange for being his beard…but Brad Coooper could fuck anything and chooses her…so she must be special, or she must be a fucking sorcerer who eats and destroys testicles and men making free choices to fuck her and run….by making them come back for more…until they knock her up..

These pics are boring…but she’s pretty much the hottest bitch out there…so boring or not…they are still good..

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2016

02

Sep

Irina Shayk and Sara Sampaio Naked for Mariano Vivanco’s Portraits of Flower book of the Day

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Photographer Mariano Vivanco published a book and he’s shot all these famous hooker models naked – so I guess that’s what the book is about – and we love naked hooker models – they are just more important than other hookers sand models….so here’s the queen Russian spy, straight from the KGB training department on how to lure rich guys with her pussy…before her obvious pregnancy to Brad Cooper retirement plan ass…

Irina Shayk….

And Sara Sampaio…cuz she’s skinny and supports being skinny – something I like in a model…even if her tits in her EVIL EMPIRE shoots are lies…

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2016

22

Aug

More Naked Pics of Irina Shayk for GQ Italy of the DAy

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Irina Shayk’s nudes for GQ Italy are pictures we should revisit every couple of days – because Irina Shayk is everything…she’s amazing, she’s the future, but not really – she’s pretty much at her peak or already peaked…

She’s just going to get knocked up by Brad Cooper and retire from the whoring – to focus on raising her kids with a series of nannies while she goes to events and spends Brad Cooper money on things she couldn’t afford back in her cold water flat in Russia….

Or maybe she’ll just get divorced and collect the child support, in what is the magical fairy tale of hot pussy that moves to America to be famous….this is the dream…

All it took was being hot..always at the right events…being published…being friends with the right people who like hot chicks around..getting A-List dudes to think the pussy is more valuable than other hookers because there is hype around them – and actors fucking love hype….and this is the modern hollywood romance filled with drama, herpes and a lot of free time…

But her nudes…those nudes..a.re good..

Bonus – Her Ass in Leggings…

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2016

18

Aug

Irina Shayk’s Topless in GQ Italia of the DAy

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Irina Shayk is out of control this month….she’s been doing all kinds of shoot for magazines, it’s like her hustle to make Brad Cooper continue to like her and think she’s A list enough to knock up because that’s the exit strategy for her Russian to Model career…

You know put in that work, last hurrah, before getting knocked up to get that security you feel liek you need, as Russian girls usually make babies by the age of 18…and she’s instead chosen manipulating the entire fucking world by distracting us with her hotness..

I am a fan of her, her tit, and even after her womb is polluted and her vagina shattered, I’ll offer to put the pieces back together with my mouth…

I wonder if these pics will be used again her when Brad Cooper runs for president?

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2016

16

Aug

Irina Shayk is Perfect and Blonde and Porny in Vogue Russia of the Day

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Irina Shayk is perfect…she’s my favorite KGB spy manipulating her way into the mainstream with her looks, a gay sports star and Sports Illustrated magazine…small tactics to get her to Brad Cooper the A-Lister she will probably get knocked up by, because she’s just that good at fucking, they train you in these communist war camps to help break down even the most guarded general…all via your pussy…it’s a cultural thing…

This is a shoot for Vogue Russia, her hometown, the shirt she wears to the Olympics she’s probably not attending…and may not want to openly endorse to scare off some of her American fans…and she’s got blonde hair and looks more Russian than ever, the kind of gutter Russian hooker I tried to buy off the internet, who looks good, but you can tell has seen some shit….and will do some shit for the hope and dream andd ending up like Irina Shayk and not dead in an American ditch somewhere…and this shoot has some 70s porn vibe..but that could just be me thinking everything has 70s porn vibe…and I think I may have already posted these pics…I have no memory…because I too have seen some shit…and this is good enough to post again if I have already posted it….she’s my favorite and that’s how I treat my favorites…

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2016

01

Aug

Irina Shayk’s Bikini of the Day

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Irina Shayk the hottest communist hooker that pretends to be a model and who has had commercial success as a model – all because she fucked or pretended to fuck a homosexual soccer player who needed a beard because Catholic Real Madrid hate faggots….so get the hottest girl you can like you’re Leo – to trick the world into thinking “there is no way he takes dick”…true story…

She was the KGB at the DNC….with her famous womanizer who’s balls she’s managed to remove as these Russian women seem to do – it’s a level of intensity, no soul or scruples, an out for themselves attitude and a wanting all the materialistic shit they can get….because they look like this…and really if I was rich and famous, I’d buy my own version of this…since I am not rich and famous, I can only afford to make Russian whors pee on webcam for 20 US Dollars…which is like 40,000 Canadian….different level of whore, but essentially the same moral and value code….it’s a cultural thing…

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2016

29

Jul

Irina Shayk in Italy for Vogue of the Day

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Irina Shayk is the Russian spy den mother for the Sports Illustrated models, who taught them tactics she didn’t actually invent, but that she has mastered being a Russian who never wants to go back to that Russian life, and that is that if you’re hot enough – you can manipulate even the world’s biggest womanizer into committing himself to the prison that is her pussy…

She’s top tier, soulless, dark…like she’s seen some fucking rape in her life…manipulative and capable of pretending to enjoy sex enough to make the guys she’s fooling for information / money / the good life keep coming back – even when they can fuck anything they want.

She’s got a power, a spell, a creepiness, and I’m all about it…I never get too much of her, her communism and her escape from communism, with her high standards, masterful navigation of the media landscape…and tits..she’s got great tits…..I am a fan..

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