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2015

16

Apr

Irina Shayk Greased Up of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a proper souless gold digging russian…hot, because all of the Russians who survived Communism are hot…some may even say she’s amazing…thanks to the plastic surgery enhancements she’s made…and I just think strategic business person…who structured a solid deal as the “beard” to a possibly homo athlete…put in her time, got a work visa in USA and some SI Swimsuit coverage to matter…and now…she’s greased up for some campaign…because she’s single…her greasy little strategy worked and I’m all for watching the process….when it looks like this…from nothing, to rich man wife…all thanks to looking good…good hustle…

This is for sunglasses…or maybe it’s for you..and your boner..who knows…

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2015

08

Apr

Irina Shayk’s Bikini in Mexico of the DAy

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Irina Shayk is not my kind of Russian because she didn’t have to escape communist rule, or really grow up under the reign of an oppressive government, you know really feeling struggle…..but instead got cast as a model and sold off to Euro soccer players as their possible beard…

But she is my kind of Russian because she’s either a sugar baby or sex worker in her own right…but more importantly, because she’s positioned herself as an actual model…she’s become famaous as fuck and is making her money…and the reality is…she’s hot as fuck while doing it…

That’s all that really matters…in these bikini in Mexico paparazzi pics…shes’ amazing.

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2015

02

Mar

Irina Shayk is Alright of the Day

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There was a minute that I really thought Irina Shayk was a babe. I was all about her Russian Princess scam, where she took her American dreams of a high maintenance life of luxury, and made them a reality by leveraging a gay Soccer Player who no one could know was gay, and who may not even be gay, but who seems pretty fucking gay….

You know, the girl who could have been a hooker, or a Russian Billionaire’s Russian wife…soulless, and focused on the prize….which was personal gain, as these Russian hookers do….you know fuck for the designer purses..and I found the whole thing almost amazing…but then I lost interest, and felt she was just a pile of plastic surgery….still hot, attention seeking, living the dream…but boring…if hot girls can be considered boring…since they are always hot and have some level of interesting to themn…

Well, here she is in some photoshopped, plastic surgery, bathing suit pics…that aren’t exciting, or showing up to Oscar parties half naked, but rather are a product of the level of relevance she’s created herself in whatever scam she’s pulled…that I am totally OK with…because there is nothing more sad to me than seeing a hot chick working a shitty minimum wage job…when they just need to drop their moral compass and whore the fuck out…so dreams come true….and we all like dreams coming true. It’s the foundation of Disney, the happiest place on earth, and no I am not talking about Walt’s dream of creating a mecca for kids he could molest…I’m talking about all the other stuff he created to lure the kids into molest…yes Miley, I’m talking about you…

Here are those pics.

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2015

26

Jan

Single Irina Shayk in a Shitty Music Video of the DAy

Irina Shayk is recently single. Her 5 year relationship with Ronaldo, that everyone made fun of, because we all know Ronaldo is gay and that she was just in contract to beard him, in exchange for international bikini modeling fame and a salary…was in her lingerie in some Marc Anthony and Friends latin song for the latin crowd…that is actually a massive proud market that probably still buy CDs…and I refused to watch it, because I hate this shit….

I just like pointing out that when played properly, life goes on after sugar baby-ing properly, you just get thrown into the right circle and other rich dudes want in on it, the published work helps…and what it comes down to is whatever her hustle is or was…she’s pretty fucking hot…Here are some of her instagram pics….

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2015

09

Jan

Irina Shyak’s Ass in a Bikini for Her Birthday of the Day

It was Irina Shayk’s birthday…no one should know who Irina Shayk is, or care that it was her birthday, but I guess she wanted to announce it, because she knows the date made public is probably 3 years off, because when she came over from Russia, it was pretty easy to make herself 3 years younger, but more importantly, it was probably good for her career, that really is based on sleeping with a soccer player and I use the term “sleeping with” loosely…since he’s likely gay enough to be on that new “My Husband is Gay” show…but she’s played beard long enough to get jobs as a model and more importantly the plastic surgery needed for her face..to make sure that her rockin’ body got the love it made so many sacrifices to deserve….

I guess when you’re communist and have no soul, you do what you can to survive. I’ve seen Cold War Movies, I get it….but I like when doing what you have to do survive means sand-hand on ass for social media….

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2014

26

Dec

Irina Shayk Does Boxing Day of the Day

Irina Shayk….rockin’ some Boxing Day for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT the day after Advent is supposed to end, because these fashion types are so innovative, if you consider getting low level, yet hot, lingerie models from Russia, who are relevant because they get half naked….and fuck some homosexual soccer player, innovative…and I think she’s pretty fucking hot, otherwise she would be a cam girl who never escaped the oppressive Russian Regime…

Happy Boxing Day…for those of you who like box…

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2014

12

Dec

Irina Shayk for Sunglasses of the Day

What the world needs more of is Irina Shayk modeling anything…. whether it is lingerie or sunglasses, she’s hot as fuck…even if she’s probably had a lot of plastic surgery, making her perfectly lovely enough to me..to appreciate….or maybe I just like Russians because they have no soul…or maybe I just like hookers who position themselves properly with A-List athletes, leading to Sports Magazines and tabloid fodder, allowing her amazing body to shine through and take the fuck over…like a barmaid who has defied all odds or some fucking story of overcoming all obstacles, to get to a place where she makes 100k for a day shooting for a brand…She’s won…but when looking at her pics..I like to think we’ve all won…except me….I always lose…but you know what I mean…

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2014

26

Nov

Irina Shayk’s Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

I’ve always joked around about Irina Shayk being a hooker, who was hired to beard some famous soccer player, because he couldn’t be Gay in Europe, they hate that shit…it would ruin him, so hire a babe to divert attention and pay her in fame, fortune and the modeling career she always wanted, I mean being a huge star soccer player getting her into Sports Illustrated is easy, it takes one call to his sports agent who probably reps hundreds of people Sports Illustrated works with, not to mention she’s hot enough to be doing it, so why the fuck not…

But maybe, her career happened out of pure love…and romance…either way, here are shitty bikini pics from a catalog that are as boring as bikini pics of a hot model can be.

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2014

13

Nov

Irina Shayk for Bebe of the Day

I’ve always called Irina Shayk out for being a Russian hooker, since most Russian girls I’ve met, even the most beautiful and classy ones, are into fucking for money, to get all the expensive things they weren’t allowed to have during communism….

I’ve called her a beard to her soccer Boyfriend, who I have heard she never sees, but who was just part of the equation of making her a Sports Illustrated model…

But the Reality is I have no idea what she’s about, into or what her back story is…I just know she’s hot, with and without the plastic surgery….so here she is in some cheesy holiday campaign…to get you into the Christmas spirit…right…

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2014

05

Nov

Irina Shayk for DT Spain of the Day

Irina Shayk is some Russian I like to call a Russian Hooker, because I am an asshole and I just assume that all Russians in America are hookers, who have either attached themselves to billionaires…or…well really that’s it….

I guess in Irina’s case, she dated a gay soccer player, who apparently isn’t gay, just Euro, and that opened all the fucking doors for her, since even with plastic surgery she’s hot as fuck…and when you’re hot as fuck…it’s easier to survive this scary world..

So here she is, no longer communist, for DT Spain…because she’s a babe…

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2014

20

Aug

Irina Shayk Promoting Nonsense of the Day

Irina Shayk may or may not be a Russian escort that was good enough to sell to the fashion industry/ to a professional soccer player to be the beard for his image…

You know the kind of woman who sees her man for public appearances every 6 weeks, and the rest of the time she’s fucking Hollywood – to get ahead…

The kind of model who walks a fine line of porn girl, bikini model, and fashion….

Who I guess books the occasional campaign that only weirdos can jerk off to, like this one for a shoe company…

It’s like this does zero for me…where’s her half nakedness…but it probably does something to you because you’re a freak and any body part, living or dead, attached or in the freezer is enough for you and that would make me uncomfortable if I cared.

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2014

12

Aug

Irina Shayk Tongues her Russian Friend and Wears a Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk is kissing some girl who I assume is Russian on the lips, because apparently that’s how Russian Women make extra cash to pay for their hair, nails and designer clothes….

Sure I am basing my entire opinion on Russian babes on the cam sites and porn sites and mail order bride sites that I frequent…but I like to think that is culturally representative of girls who grew up poor but who are now thrown into the elite, top echelon, 1%, world of fame and fortune – strictly because of the way they look…

We call those escorts…and sure they can disguise as models, or even be models…but the foundation of who they are…their core offering to the world…is still the fuckng same..and when they look like Irina…I am so into that, I wish I had budget for that…or at least one as good as her…

She also wore a bikini on instagram in some luxurious place…because that’s the life she lives…looking the way she does…

Surprisingly, no one asked where her John Ronaldo was…it’s just assumed he’s off on his own gay cruise or something…being rubbed down by men to loosen up after the world cup…he’s a homosexual like that…a homosexual who “dates” this..

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2014

11

Aug

Irina Shayk in Some Shitty Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

Irina Shayk bores me. I think I have attention span issues, or maybe I am just not excited by pictures of huge movie stars like Irina Shayk, who in the event you didn’t know, was cast in Hercules, because of her very astute acting ability. It’s like she’s a professional trained actor, probably because Russians are disciplined, and hookers have the ability to be anything you want them to be..

That’s not to say Irina Shayk is a hooker, I mean I’m sure a lot of non-hookers have been recruited by professional soccer players to pretend to be their girlfriend in exchange for Sports Illustrated campaigns that his agent can easily coordinate, and that will help their storyline along…especially when they are Russian…

Russian girls are just hot, have no souls and like money…whatever…so do all girls..

Anyway, with her fame and success thanks to strategic BEARDING, she’s in this campaign for some bathing suit company…yes, it is boring…but she’s still a babe and that’s enough for me.

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2014

04

Aug

Irina Shayk Offends Natives in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Irina Shayk wore a headdress for a Vogue shoot, because mocking Indians (feathers not dots) is so fashionable these days, especially when you’re a Russian Mail order bride who only exists because of strategic prostitution…

I mean she’s not necessarily the most cultured of people, she’s an immigrant and I am sure the idea of natives or white people stealing their land forcing them to make Casinos and sell contraband cigarettes, doesn’t really phase her. She’s more into planning her next penis to put in her vagina…because so far…it’s made all these dreams a communist russian never expected to come true…come true…

I am sure she’s not the one styling for Vogue brazil, I don’t even know if natives would be offended by this…I just like to think it’s all her fault because it makes it so fun…even though she’s so hot…and wins all conflicts…

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2014

23

Jul

Irina Shayk Flashing Pany of the Day

Irina Shayk was on Extra or some other low level show that is desperate to talk to any and all low level famous people because they are on 5 days a week and no A-Listers really participate in their bullshit…not that I really know what Extra is up to, I hate that shit. I just know that Maria Menounos’s anal loving Greek ass isn’t on it anymore, now it’s just Saved by the Bell’s Mario Lopez…which makes sense because hispanics in their 40s are probably the demographic of the show anyway..

That said, Irina flahsed panties, because if you’re going to be on TV, do your best to get noticed, it was just 5 years ago she was a Russian girl who had dreams of America…flashing panties for 4 dollars an hour…this isn’t much of struggle or stretch for her…if anything her whole career is based on panties..and getting that career..also based on panties…so I guess it’s just falling into place and reminding girls everywhere…show your panties…starting today, by emailing me…

So much white…not very period friendly…risky….I like it.

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Here are her feet for the foot fetishists

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