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2014

20

Aug

Irina Shayk Promoting Nonsense of the Day

Irina Shayk may or may not be a Russian escort that was good enough to sell to the fashion industry/ to a professional soccer player to be the beard for his image…

You know the kind of woman who sees her man for public appearances every 6 weeks, and the rest of the time she’s fucking Hollywood – to get ahead…

The kind of model who walks a fine line of porn girl, bikini model, and fashion….

Who I guess books the occasional campaign that only weirdos can jerk off to, like this one for a shoe company…

It’s like this does zero for me…where’s her half nakedness…but it probably does something to you because you’re a freak and any body part, living or dead, attached or in the freezer is enough for you and that would make me uncomfortable if I cared.

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2014

12

Aug

Irina Shayk Tongues her Russian Friend and Wears a Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk is kissing some girl who I assume is Russian on the lips, because apparently that’s how Russian Women make extra cash to pay for their hair, nails and designer clothes….

Sure I am basing my entire opinion on Russian babes on the cam sites and porn sites and mail order bride sites that I frequent…but I like to think that is culturally representative of girls who grew up poor but who are now thrown into the elite, top echelon, 1%, world of fame and fortune – strictly because of the way they look…

We call those escorts…and sure they can disguise as models, or even be models…but the foundation of who they are…their core offering to the world…is still the fuckng same..and when they look like Irina…I am so into that, I wish I had budget for that…or at least one as good as her…

She also wore a bikini on instagram in some luxurious place…because that’s the life she lives…looking the way she does…

Surprisingly, no one asked where her John Ronaldo was…it’s just assumed he’s off on his own gay cruise or something…being rubbed down by men to loosen up after the world cup…he’s a homosexual like that…a homosexual who “dates” this..

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2014

11

Aug

Irina Shayk in Some Shitty Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

Irina Shayk bores me. I think I have attention span issues, or maybe I am just not excited by pictures of huge movie stars like Irina Shayk, who in the event you didn’t know, was cast in Hercules, because of her very astute acting ability. It’s like she’s a professional trained actor, probably because Russians are disciplined, and hookers have the ability to be anything you want them to be..

That’s not to say Irina Shayk is a hooker, I mean I’m sure a lot of non-hookers have been recruited by professional soccer players to pretend to be their girlfriend in exchange for Sports Illustrated campaigns that his agent can easily coordinate, and that will help their storyline along…especially when they are Russian…

Russian girls are just hot, have no souls and like money…whatever…so do all girls..

Anyway, with her fame and success thanks to strategic BEARDING, she’s in this campaign for some bathing suit company…yes, it is boring…but she’s still a babe and that’s enough for me.

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2014

04

Aug

Irina Shayk Offends Natives in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Irina Shayk wore a headdress for a Vogue shoot, because mocking Indians (feathers not dots) is so fashionable these days, especially when you’re a Russian Mail order bride who only exists because of strategic prostitution…

I mean she’s not necessarily the most cultured of people, she’s an immigrant and I am sure the idea of natives or white people stealing their land forcing them to make Casinos and sell contraband cigarettes, doesn’t really phase her. She’s more into planning her next penis to put in her vagina…because so far…it’s made all these dreams a communist russian never expected to come true…come true…

I am sure she’s not the one styling for Vogue brazil, I don’t even know if natives would be offended by this…I just like to think it’s all her fault because it makes it so fun…even though she’s so hot…and wins all conflicts…

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2014

23

Jul

Irina Shayk Flashing Pany of the Day

Irina Shayk was on Extra or some other low level show that is desperate to talk to any and all low level famous people because they are on 5 days a week and no A-Listers really participate in their bullshit…not that I really know what Extra is up to, I hate that shit. I just know that Maria Menounos’s anal loving Greek ass isn’t on it anymore, now it’s just Saved by the Bell’s Mario Lopez…which makes sense because hispanics in their 40s are probably the demographic of the show anyway..

That said, Irina flahsed panties, because if you’re going to be on TV, do your best to get noticed, it was just 5 years ago she was a Russian girl who had dreams of America…flashing panties for 4 dollars an hour…this isn’t much of struggle or stretch for her…if anything her whole career is based on panties..and getting that career..also based on panties…so I guess it’s just falling into place and reminding girls everywhere…show your panties…starting today, by emailing me…

So much white…not very period friendly…risky….I like it.

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Here are her feet for the foot fetishists

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2014

18

Jul

Irina Shayk in her Bikini of the Day

Nothing like a reminder that if you are a Russian prostitute, you can negotiate a good deal with a rich man who your pimp is talking to, that will take you to new places…from the plastic surgeon to the pages of magazines…creating your own little celebrity that feeds your ego…for very little work. All she has to do is make a monthly 4 days meet and greet….and the rest of the time..she can just kick it in a bikini being awesome…You know all the Russians back home envy her as they pee on webcam for fat middle of the road americans…while she’s doing this…I’m talking equally hot girls…and if that’s not a win…nothing is..

I don’t think Irina Shayk is the best model, or even the hottest model. I don’t think she deserves her fame and celebrity…but I like the Russian soulless plight…and I think Irina Shayk is a good mascot for that…especially when half naked…I’m a fan.

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2014

15

Jul

Irina Shayk Lingerie Model of the Day

Whatever fucking scam Irina Shayk is pulling with her whole – fake Girlfriend to a homo soccer player…who could never come out as a homo because his audience…despite being emotional weirdos who kiss other men as part of their culture…are homophobic as fuck. They believe in jesus and shit…so they throw in some Russian hooker, make her a model, and it helps make his story believable…

He is a billion dollar enterprise, there is no way his handlers would fuck with that…and a soulless Russian is easy to manipulate when it comes to money and American fame..

IT’s like “we’ll give you a free face and money to leave your life as a webcam model”….kind of a no brainer…

Here is is posing in lingerie…

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2014

08

Jul

Irina Shayk for Cosmo China of the Day

I like Russian immigrants, for some reason they are all hot, they are all well put together, and they are all, even the ones working shitty waitressing jobs, trying to get ahead. They lack a bit of a soul, but still have that communist competitive instinct that makes them strive to find the thickest wallet to fuck…it’s some Olympic Gold Medal shit and they do that by looking good, dressing well, behaving, not causing issues…until it is too late.

So seeing Irina Shayk do her thing, doesn’t offend me, I find it hot…even when she’s wearing too much clothes…

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2014

30

Jun

Irina Shayk is a Scary Runway Model of the Day

I am guilty of saying that Irina Shayk is one of the hottest models of the year, or even ever at least on one occasion, because whether I was drunk or not, I was blinded, like the rest of the world by her intense soulless Russian face, that tricked me into thinking she was more than what she was, thanks to bikini pics…

You see, Irina Shayk is like a Russian hooker, a hot Russian hooker, who I guess wanted mainstream success in her Russian Hooking, so she tricked a Soccer player and his team to hire her as his beard, and in turn make Irina Shayk Happen…

But seeing her on the Runway the other day, makes me realize, she’s not a model at all. When photoshopped half naked in a bikini, she’s good, but when actually fashion modelling, she’s a fucking monster or a troll…

I guess what I’m trying to say here is – bitch, put your bikini back on or we’re sending you back to war torn Ukraine to live in your cold water flat with 18 of your relatives…


Irina Shayk is AMazing in Maxim
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Here she is on the Runway
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