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2016

27

Sep

Irina Shayk and Guinevere van Seenus and Others for W Magazine Military of the Day

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W Magazine put out this photoshoot – that includes a bunch of models, most importantly Irina Shayk and in a distant second place Guinevre van Seenus, because Irina Shayk is everything and based on all my low level research – I’ve concluded this Russian knows how to fuck…but we’ll never find out, she’ll just get married, pregnant and taken care of with a great pre-nup, but one thing these girls don’t fuck with is their retirement plan from the rich man they fuck…

So these tits are considered porn on my site, because they are set in an orgy setting, and their are tits…

But big brands love it on W Magazine because it’s mainstream media, this is edgy, it’s pushing the boundary, it’s relevant, it’s social commentary…based on the military…make love not war…or maybe play dead and the enemy won’t kill you…or who the fuck cares how they spin this…all these idiots are sitting at the right table…and I’m sitting in the kitchen jerking off in their Entrees…

Via W Magazines

Via W Magazines

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2016

26

Sep

Irina Shayk See Through of the Day

Irina Shayk make me feel like I’m Brad Cooper being scammed by Russian tits that know how to scam that rich guy to give them the good life their rationed bread line waiting ancestors dreamt of….all that MTV, Levis Jeans and Michael Jackson….all thanks to that KGB pussy and it’s spy tricks…trick that were for once used to get information from high level military people…but is passed onto their youth to get babies and marriage out of A-Listers…

Here are her nipples…nipples that may be soulless but that like most Russians have probably seen some shit….and she’s perfect…

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2016

07

Sep

Irina Shayk for Glamour Russia of the Day

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Irina Shayk, our favorite Russian Spy, who may just be a Russian Model, using Russian Spy tactics to set up a solid retirement for herself, by pretending to love the rich A List men she publicly dates, both in public while holding their hands, probably something difficult for a Russian seeing as they have no souls…and through the sex she gives them – that is clearly good enough for them to not escape her….

I mean, her first A-Lister was Ronaldo…and he doesn’t really count since he’s a homo and she was his beard he helped create in exchange for being his beard…but Brad Coooper could fuck anything and chooses her…so she must be special, or she must be a fucking sorcerer who eats and destroys testicles and men making free choices to fuck her and run….by making them come back for more…until they knock her up..

These pics are boring…but she’s pretty much the hottest bitch out there…so boring or not…they are still good..

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2016

02

Sep

Irina Shayk and Sara Sampaio Naked for Mariano Vivanco’s Portraits of Flower book of the Day

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Photographer Mariano Vivanco published a book and he’s shot all these famous hooker models naked – so I guess that’s what the book is about – and we love naked hooker models – they are just more important than other hookers sand models….so here’s the queen Russian spy, straight from the KGB training department on how to lure rich guys with her pussy…before her obvious pregnancy to Brad Cooper retirement plan ass…

Irina Shayk….

And Sara Sampaio…cuz she’s skinny and supports being skinny – something I like in a model…even if her tits in her EVIL EMPIRE shoots are lies…

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2016

22

Aug

More Naked Pics of Irina Shayk for GQ Italy of the DAy

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Irina Shayk’s nudes for GQ Italy are pictures we should revisit every couple of days – because Irina Shayk is everything…she’s amazing, she’s the future, but not really – she’s pretty much at her peak or already peaked…

She’s just going to get knocked up by Brad Cooper and retire from the whoring – to focus on raising her kids with a series of nannies while she goes to events and spends Brad Cooper money on things she couldn’t afford back in her cold water flat in Russia….

Or maybe she’ll just get divorced and collect the child support, in what is the magical fairy tale of hot pussy that moves to America to be famous….this is the dream…

All it took was being hot..always at the right events…being published…being friends with the right people who like hot chicks around..getting A-List dudes to think the pussy is more valuable than other hookers because there is hype around them – and actors fucking love hype….and this is the modern hollywood romance filled with drama, herpes and a lot of free time…

But her nudes…those nudes..a.re good..

Bonus – Her Ass in Leggings…

TO SEE HER OUT IN WEST HOLLYWOOD IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

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2016

18

Aug

Irina Shayk’s Topless in GQ Italia of the DAy

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Irina Shayk is out of control this month….she’s been doing all kinds of shoot for magazines, it’s like her hustle to make Brad Cooper continue to like her and think she’s A list enough to knock up because that’s the exit strategy for her Russian to Model career…

You know put in that work, last hurrah, before getting knocked up to get that security you feel liek you need, as Russian girls usually make babies by the age of 18…and she’s instead chosen manipulating the entire fucking world by distracting us with her hotness..

I am a fan of her, her tit, and even after her womb is polluted and her vagina shattered, I’ll offer to put the pieces back together with my mouth…

I wonder if these pics will be used again her when Brad Cooper runs for president?

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2016

16

Aug

Irina Shayk is Perfect and Blonde and Porny in Vogue Russia of the Day

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Irina Shayk is perfect…she’s my favorite KGB spy manipulating her way into the mainstream with her looks, a gay sports star and Sports Illustrated magazine…small tactics to get her to Brad Cooper the A-Lister she will probably get knocked up by, because she’s just that good at fucking, they train you in these communist war camps to help break down even the most guarded general…all via your pussy…it’s a cultural thing…

This is a shoot for Vogue Russia, her hometown, the shirt she wears to the Olympics she’s probably not attending…and may not want to openly endorse to scare off some of her American fans…and she’s got blonde hair and looks more Russian than ever, the kind of gutter Russian hooker I tried to buy off the internet, who looks good, but you can tell has seen some shit….and will do some shit for the hope and dream andd ending up like Irina Shayk and not dead in an American ditch somewhere…and this shoot has some 70s porn vibe..but that could just be me thinking everything has 70s porn vibe…and I think I may have already posted these pics…I have no memory…because I too have seen some shit…and this is good enough to post again if I have already posted it….she’s my favorite and that’s how I treat my favorites…

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2016

01

Aug

Irina Shayk’s Bikini of the Day

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Irina Shayk the hottest communist hooker that pretends to be a model and who has had commercial success as a model – all because she fucked or pretended to fuck a homosexual soccer player who needed a beard because Catholic Real Madrid hate faggots….so get the hottest girl you can like you’re Leo – to trick the world into thinking “there is no way he takes dick”…true story…

She was the KGB at the DNC….with her famous womanizer who’s balls she’s managed to remove as these Russian women seem to do – it’s a level of intensity, no soul or scruples, an out for themselves attitude and a wanting all the materialistic shit they can get….because they look like this…and really if I was rich and famous, I’d buy my own version of this…since I am not rich and famous, I can only afford to make Russian whors pee on webcam for 20 US Dollars…which is like 40,000 Canadian….different level of whore, but essentially the same moral and value code….it’s a cultural thing…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

29

Jul

Irina Shayk in Italy for Vogue of the Day

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Irina Shayk is the Russian spy den mother for the Sports Illustrated models, who taught them tactics she didn’t actually invent, but that she has mastered being a Russian who never wants to go back to that Russian life, and that is that if you’re hot enough – you can manipulate even the world’s biggest womanizer into committing himself to the prison that is her pussy…

She’s top tier, soulless, dark…like she’s seen some fucking rape in her life…manipulative and capable of pretending to enjoy sex enough to make the guys she’s fooling for information / money / the good life keep coming back – even when they can fuck anything they want.

She’s got a power, a spell, a creepiness, and I’m all about it…I never get too much of her, her communism and her escape from communism, with her high standards, masterful navigation of the media landscape…and tits..she’s got great tits…..I am a fan..

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2016

27

Jul

Sports Illustrated Releases Pics of their Whores of the Day

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I am onto you Sports Illustrated. I see your tactics and I know what you’re trying to do….

It’s July, internet traffic is down, especially when your bikini magazine came out in February, so take the opportunity to make some noise by releasing some of the unreleased bikini pictures – even semi see through and hard nippled – by the models that get the most searches on their site…all to get more buzz, traffic, etc..

So here’s Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal and Hannah Davis…did I meantion Hannah Davis

And here’s Leonardo DiCaprio in Mykonos creeping….scouting…looking for women to fuck…

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2016

22

Jul

Irina Shayk – Still in a Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk is still in her bikini – being the Russian Male Order bride she’s become and is so good at, like Miranda Kerr, Billionaire Hunter, you know that this bitch knows how to fuck…because her looks, despite being amazing, alone shouldn’t be able to brainwash and manipulate a motherfucker who is rich and can fuck anyone…she instead uses communist spy torture and manipulation tactics coupled with her looks and obviously really mind blowing sex to lock these fuckers down..

She’s definitely a weirdo opportunist, but in terms of models, she’s one who I like trying to figure out her twat…through her yellow bathing suit bottoms…but I guess I would do that to any bitch in a skimpy bikini – because that’s what perverts do, it’s how pervert lives, it’s pretty much all we know…

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2016

19

Jul

Irina Shayk Looking Dumpy of the Day

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I guess the good years are over for Irina Shayk and she did what had to be done by getting pregnant with Brad Cooper and his stupid swimming goggles – because she’s pushing 30 and it’s fucking time to breed. In Russian whore years, 30 is grandmother aged….and when you got a good A Lister that caters to your ego and has the fun lifestyle you like…you take that sperm and you make it stick…or maybe she’s just been eating at a lot of restaurants…either way, this is not the Irina Shayk I once praised as the hottest fake model around….this is a new monster and I miss what was…a reminder that we all get older even those of us with SOULS….because they are Russian…

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2016

11

Jul

Brad Cooper and Irina Shayk Wimbeldon Fight of the Day

Here is an amazing video of Irina Shayk showing some emotion, as a Russian this is a huge deal, they don’t have feelings beyond “CONQUER”…and conquer she does…

I mean we can look at this and think he said something that hurt her, and that she’s crying, but being a diva bitch from Russia, all high maintenance as Russians are, knowing her ex was winning the EURO CUP like the homo hero he is, this could all just be over her wanting more ice in her water to which he’s saying “really”…

I find this a nice reminder, that women, are a special species, which doesn’t make me misogynistic, but the feminists will think I am, but I guess they haven’t dated women – and don’t understand the wrath or how tyrant they are…like they never grow up…and are always 5 year olds throwing tantrums…to which you make-up and fuck, then have it all happen again…

I think Misogyny should be renamed – HETERO..relationships especially with spoiled brat hot chicks…we know this feeling…all of us know this feeling…a feeling I call even hot chicks can be a pain in the ass.

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2016

06

Jul

Irina Shayk’s Underboob of the Day

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Irina Shayk is magical….and not just because she’s showing the base of her tits for W magazine, but because the base of her tits for W mag remind me how a soulless manipulative babe – who is probably one of the hottest models alive – can manage to go from war torn povery to the fucking A list…because Russia is full of babes, most working on Cam sites, some as hot as this one…but they never break through – meaning a lot of the right dicks were sucked, a lot of fucked up shit was seen…but here she is now…gracing you with the bottom of her tit for free – not getting paid 10 dollars a minute to piss in some mob run basement…dreams do come true…

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2016

04

Jul

Irina Shayk is Living the American Dream of the Day

Iriana Shayk is Living the American Dream…

Twenty Five years ago, a Russian in work camp dwelling babe, no matter how hot she was thanks to ethnic cleansing, could only escape through Ballet or the Olymoics or other sports….and often times that was only for short periods of time – occasionally going into hiding never to be seen again but often times being forced back to the communist work camp to live that life of rationed bread and potatos….depressing and grey….

Where the only taste of America was listening to Michael Jackson and other pop bands illegally, or paying a lot of rationed rolls of toilet paper for a coca cola or a pair of Levis…to touch anything America….

Now she is touching many other things America….mainly A Listers – but not from being mail order – but by her own hustle….the American Dream….

Here are some of her best pics…

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