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2016

09

May

Irina Shayk Does Lingerie of the Day

Irina Shayk is the best model in existence…I mean that may be an overstatement but she’s really fucking hot and I understand why the A Lister womanizers like Brad Cooper who can – and probably do fuck every pussy that comes along – would label her as TOP PUSSY. She’s awesome…

The fact that she’s a Russian and has made it out into the world of Luxury and celebrity – rather than working the sex trade – probably means she’s charming and intelligent despite being a soulless Russian…because I assume the other hot Russians are still trying to fight over overpriced Levis Jeans and Michael Jackson records…smuggled behind the iron curtain…Communism.

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2016

05

May

Irina Shayk Gets Paid of the Day

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Irina Shayk is perfect. Really the only model in the last 5 years who has anything substantial about her. Which is how she escaped Communist Russia, and land a series of A-Listers…like Brad Cooper…

Yes, over photoshopped catalog pics of some shitty mall brand is not what I consider hot, exciting, stimulating…I actually hate them and the produce they are trying to selll..

But Irina Shayk, even amongst the dog shit that is shit shoot,that may be like the shit she was hiding in on the train she escaped out of Russia on..before becoming rich, famous and the pussy to the rich and famous…she’s still fucking spectacular…

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2016

11

Apr

Irina Shayk Tits with Brad Cooper of the Day

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Nothing like a romantic photo of a beautiful loving A list couple, living the life of celebrity and luxury, on the beach….where the only thing that really matters is in frame…no, not the cuddle…the tits…Russian tits…tits that have got themselves out out of communism, onto red carpets, into the mainstream…tits that are hot, but in her defense, all of her is hot, Brad Cooper, the womanizer was probably too self conscious with his face in the pic….because Hollywood dudes are pussy, feminine, bitches…who practice their lines in the mirror…crying…like a bunch of teen girls..

He was probably like “baby, I didn’t get my Botox, I don’t want to lose my next gig because of this – just post your tits”…to which I say…KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK…these tits…are everything..

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2016

05

Apr

Irina Shayk Naked with a Fish of the Day

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Irina Shayk is everything….even when she kills a fish to pose naked with it for fashion modeling, you forget about the animal she killed for the picture, you just respect her hustle and assume that her communist Russian spy training meant she caught it herself…with her mouth…barehanded….skills that when used sexually can make even the biggest womanizing A Lister…commit to her…sure it helps that she’s the hottest girl modeling…even if she’s been pretty low level…her vagina has seen very rich cock…and now it’s grinding up on a dead fish…which funny enough is cleaner than the rich cock that has fucked everything….

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2016

18

Mar

Irina Shayk for Bras of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Irina Shayk is everything…

If she was producing enough content on the daily, I would dedicate this site to her, because no one else matters…at least that is what I like to believe, but in my defence, I am into hot, manipulative, possibly dark Russians who came up through communism, and now have A Listers CUM UP ON THEM…You see what I did there, what a clever blogger I am…

Either way, one of her jobs is the face / body of this non Victoria’s Secret luxury brand, and she’s as amazing as always…

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2016

16

Mar

Irina Shayk is Everything of the Day

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Irina Shayk is everything…and as long as she’s in a bikini top, even with chicken cutlet inserts in, pushing them tits up, she can make anything look good.

Like in these pics where she is documenting the death of horse/donkey/mule with her bikini top….just to prove that she makes dead or dying animals look good. It’s the circle of life…or some shit…that is very dark and Russian of her to advertise…I like it.

I’d let these killer Russian tits kill me, she’s such a fucking master of manipulation, evil and it’s fucking hot.

Evil tits…feed me.

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2016

11

Mar

Irina Shayk’s Body in Some Italy Magazine of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a brilliant hooker…

What an amazingly strategic use of her amazing fucking body…and it worked out for her.

From homosexual soccer stars to Hollywood A-List womanizers, this girl knows how to leverage her vagina into opportunities.

I guess all models are capable of this type of behavior, and most pull it off with as much ease, since rich guys fucking love models.

But I just really like it when the model in question is a Russian, because I know their evil core, their manipulative communist trained torture tactics that she uses to get ahead…because if a hot Russian came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, but then again if any girl came at me, I wouldn’t stand a fucking chance, as long as they aren’t my wife, that is..so it’s not that impressive, but when she can pull it off with people with options…like Brad Cooper…it’s fucking great…it’s power…this body…is killer…and she’s fucking killin’it…I guess what I am saying is…I love her.

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2016

09

Mar

Irina Shayk for Interview Magazine of the Day

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People are so pumped that Irina Shayk and Brad Cooper were together during Paris Fashion week. There are paparazzi pictures of it going around….that I haven’t bothered looking at….

Not because I’m one of those weirdos who is against seeing rich and famous womanizers gettiing hot “published models”, I mean that’s just the circle of fucking life, if you want to have hot chicks, make fucking money, be the best at what you do, workout…dude deserves any pussy he wants…I’m just amazed that he’d commit to just one, what’s th fucking point when there are a million Irina Shayk’s out there….and even if she was on her best behavior…is still one girl in a world of many….

I just hate paparazzi pics…but I don’t hate Irina Shayk, this hooker / model / sugar baby / gold digger has used her looks and I guess intelligence, since Russians are very bright, calculated, soulless people, to take her to the top, and not just the top of A-List cock…

She’s amazing…but these pictures fucking suck…

She’s re-booked her lingerie campaign…

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2016

18

Feb

Irina Shayk and Steffy Argelich for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Prostitute to the stars, Irina Shayk, may be a soulless Russian, but that’s OK because no Russian women have souls. They are just trained to like the best things life has to offer and they are trained how to get those things using their amazing faces and bodies that we can assume Communist rule has something to do with…because there are so many fucking hot Russians in both mainstream and sex work, that something had to happen, like extermination or “genocide”…to make this happen.

You have to remember that Russia is still a place where people are getting poisoned for doing things that humiliate Russia, whether you’re the head of the Track and Field team, or the ex spy a UK Judget said PUTIN probably poisoned…this is now that the country opened up, and not behind the iron curtain with internet access..we can assume that they are a crazy fucking people…back before they could get caught.

Either way, that doesn’t mean Irina and her topless friend aren’t lovely, if anything it makes me like them more – knowing they are out to kill whatever gets in the way of her “dreams”….and/or retirement plan….and/or Brad Cooper…she’s worked too hard to make this happen.

I mean – this is Vogue Paris, and yes they’ve devalued by using Kardashians and other fame whores to promote their magazine, but they are still Vogue Paris…that’s big for what could have been a Russian sex worker…

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2016

11

Feb

Gigi Hadid and Friends for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Carine Roitfeld is some editor from VOGUE who created her own magazine called CR Fashion book a while ago, it was seen as some more prestigious magazine because fashion is pretentious and always looking for the more exclusive thing for the insecure losers who buy into that shit to attach themselves to or to try to be a part of…

She’s decided to release a younger special feature caled CR Girls, which the feminists hate, never called a WOMYN a GIRL…

It features – Gigi Hadid and friends who are all equally overrated except maybe Irina Shayk, who is perfect, but Nina Agdal, Bella Hadid and Carine’s daughter Julia Restoin Roitfeld all worth a fuck, but not worth the fame and fortune they either fuck or have in inheritance..

These are the pics…by someone named Sante D’Orazio….and they aren’t that great but they exist and so do I so it is like we are the same…

I prefer when CR Fashion book did THESE GIGI HADID TITTY GRAB PICS

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2016

10

Feb

Irina Shayk’s Creepy Workout Video of the Day

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Here’s a robotic Irina Shayk, who was rumored to being dumped by Brad Cooper last week, only to be a story that made no fucking sense, because there is no way this robotic soulless woman, would throw away that kind of opportunity, you know to carry his baby and allow her to monetize while continuing the good life she deserves because she’s so fucking hot, like so many Russians…some of whom you can buy, while others have already been sold off…like this one…

I don’t know what this fitness pose is – but it’s magic. She’s my favorite.

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2016

02

Feb

Irina Shayk’s in a Dress for Vogue Turkey of the Day

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Earlier today, I was watching some Turkish Oil wrestling, which is one of the gayest displays in heterosexuality in terms of wrestling, even gayer than regular oiled up half naked wrestling….and now we’re looking at Vogue Turkey’s Irina Shayk spread, because she’s pretty perfect, just not to Brad Cooper who was probably tired of paying her 100k a week for sex, and played off their recent breakup as his mom not liking her. That’s way more sweet and cute to his female fans who probably hate Irina Shayk for being perfect and with their man, you know distracting them from the fact he fucks Russian hookers, and refocusing it on him being a Mommy’s Boy….moms love that shit..

Clever marketing…and it works for Irina Shayk also, I mean rich dudes love fucking girls A List celebs have fucked, it makes them seem worth the price, you know the higher quality client list she’s got, the more she can command…becuase looks alone don’t make the whore, there’s a whole science behind their work, career, social life, vacation spots that set the pics..

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2016

21

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Titty Grab for Givenchy of the Day

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Irina Shayk is the leader of the Russian Muffia…..pretty much the top notch in the group of Russian models who were tall enough and hot enough to be taken out of the sex trade, working as hookers and webcam models, and put into the higher end industry.

So rather than being killed by pimps and john’s being human trafficking, they get to go to higher end events and fuck higher end rich guys, making them live the good life, while the rest of the world doesn’t see them as hookers at all…

So she’s leveraged a relationship with a very rich and famous Gay athlete…into a career in America and now she’s with an A-List actor…she’s made it…and deserves to make it because when you’re a superhuman in terms of looks, might as well use it to win than some other bitch…

Well, she’s topless for Givenchy ….and I like it..makes me wish I could find a Russian to import of my own, who uses me for citizenship and money, because I don’t mind being used when it looks like this…

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2016

12

Jan

Irina Shayk is Pretty Much Everything of the Day

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Irina Shayk is perfection….Sure, I don’t really like the fact that she’s a soulless Russian, because soulless Russians break fucking hearts on their soulless quest to find richer guys than you, after you’ve imported them from Russia and they only care about their own security and future, I guess thanks to a generation or two of total political unrest..it’s like “look out for yourself, or you’ll become a sex worker on cams, instead of Brad Cooper, yes that brad Cooper, the A-Lister Brad Cooper’s, vagina he fucks”…and in exchange she has the opportunity to have his baby and guarantee child support from him, but she’s calculated, brilliant and working it for more than just babies…she’s probably even playing hard to get and making him work…which i guess is a far cry from when Russians were smuggling Levis and Michael Jackson albums into the country that was also their prison…

It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer to wash her bathing suit for her…with my mouth…

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2016

08

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

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I like Irina Shayk. I think she’s the perfect level of calculated, brilliant, Russian spy model…you know lacking a soul, out on a mission, all while having one of the best faces and bodies around…that A-Listers who aren’t Leo DiCaprio are fucking…and that will likely knock-up and get pregnant, because it’s security for a girl like this..who I believe will bounce back, because she’s like some kind of model wizard who made some kind of deal with the devil, or communist leader…to happen….

Seriously…what a solid fucking selife…it speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean…prostate…but that could just be the cancer.

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