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2014

14

Mar

Irina Shayk Modelling Lingerie of the Day

As Russia gets ready to rape the Ukraine, I am always ready to rape Russian Irina Shayk…in the most romantic way you can possibly rape someone…not that you can actually rape a Russian, they have no souls and will do anything for 20 US Dollars and a pair of Levis…or a Michael Jackson CD….

But this Irina Shayk who has fucked the system and become one of the better or hotter models..instead of being a mail order bride, or cam girl like her friends, all because she found a john to save her who happened to be famous..gives hope to all the Russian women, and if they email me, I can sort them out with a place to stay…right here on my face…but only if they look like IRINA….

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2014

10

Mar

Irina Shayk and Nina Agdal for Beach Bunny of the DAy

Irina Shayk and Nina Agdal are bikini models who work for pretty much one company and that company is Sports Illustrated..and their affiliates…

As far as I’m concerned, these two girls are their trophies they imported from whatever third world and build into hot bodied bikini models we all want to fuck…because they are fit, have great asses, and most importantly aren’t obese like Kate Upton, who in the event you are wondering, is probably eating pancakes right now, because that’s all she fucking does…

That said…here is some boring catalog pics to remind us that if the right pussy is used, the boring catalog pics suddenly become less boring..no matter how much plastic surgery these girls have got…I’m into it.

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2014

04

Mar

Irina Shayk for V Magazine of the Day

Irina Shayk is rocking the pole in V magazine like some kind of Eastern European immigrant stripper.

She is in a photo studio, a controlled pole dancing environment, with lighting kit and photographer, assistants, make-up artists. Totally far removed from being an actual stripper, you know, a place where they can laugh about actual strippers…

But the reality is, she’s a poor Russian girl, who I guess made the right steps and took the right risks, who may not strip to pay the bills, at least not in a strip club like some single mother, she’s more into stripping for fashion…

So what I see here, when they mock the pole dancers, is a career that shoulda been, and I Guess I find that exciting because strippers, even the ones with attitudes, have more tolerable egos than models who should have been strippers.

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2014

03

Mar

Irina Shayk’s See Through Dress of the Day

Irina Shayk’s alright…I mean considering she came from poverty in Russia, made her way into the bed of a homosexual athlete, and now she’s going to the Academy Awards…it almost makes you think that either she’s the chosen one, hotter than most other women and eager enough to make moves…or maybe, just maybe the entire entertainment industry is a fucking scam designed by a few people who run the whole thing…who knows, I just know that it seems like she’s made it…all while wearing what may be a see through dress…

In case you didn’t see it
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2014

25

Feb

Irina Shayk in Some Shitty Catalog Campaign of the Day

Russian model Irina Shayk is being totally mistreated, and not in a Russian cam whore who gets beat by her handlers and threatened to have her family killed off if she doesn’t pee for the paying client kind of way, but rather, in a she’s hotter than this and more willing to do good things than this…even show her tits…that probably aren’t even real tits…but I still think she’s one of the hotter models out there…but in my defence, I have a Russian girl fetish…I like them because they have no souls…


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2014

12

Feb

Irina Shayk in a Bikini of the Day


Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model there is…and that’s not just because you know she pulled serious crazy stunts to get to this level of household…for all we know she probably killed at least one person…you know even when you’re hot it’s not that simple to get to the fucking top…even when you’re talented it’s not that simple…and even when you fuck the right people it doesn’t mean things will stick…so the fact that she’s here…that shit has a backstory that I want to know…because she didn’t just end up dating some homosexual pro athlete to be his beard to get into SI…or maybe she did…and what it comes down to is why do I bother…who cares about girls, their stories, their names even…their talents their intelligence…or really anything about them…when you can just stare at their asses…it’s easier that way…

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2014

05

Feb

Irina Shayk is a Russian for the Russian Olympics of the Day

There is the perfect Russian mail order bride…you know who doesn’t misbehave and try to kill you when she finds out you’re impotent and live in a trailer after you buy her…and then there’s Irina Shayk celebrating Russia…one fake titty at a time…

It’s like she’s a model, but walking that fine line of sex worker, and I think I’m in love, but maybe I just know there’s a dark story behind the one we know…which gives her a little edge, a little personality…rape for sure happened…and here she is now…

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2014

31

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Yoga Ass in Pants for Instagram of the Day

Irina Shayk is a Sports Illustrated bikini model who probably should have been a mail order bride, or cam girl, but who crawled through the Siberian mountains, by way of some pro athlete’s dick…so that the would could celebrate her as a classy lady…even though you know she’s got a real dark side, that’s how she escaped, using her looks and that kind of hustle, makes her better than all the other Soviets who have been abducted and work cam rooms in the basement…

She may even be a cover girl this year…of a magazine that may not really matter but that is hugely popular and hugely american…better than marrying some fat dude in the midwest for a passport…and she may be the one who got away, but she’s also one of the hotter models out there, and I like looking at her ass in Yoga Pants…

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2014

24

Jan

Irina Shayk Not As Good when Not Photoshopped but Still Good in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model circulating the bikini model I want to fuck industry lately…partially because she’s scammed her way to the top from the mean streets of her cold water flat in Russia…probably through any means possible..from hooking…to sucking dick…to pretending to suck dick for athletes who linked her up with SI…but even if she’s had work done she looks fucking good…and I guess she’s on her PR trip to help the people at SI choose her as the cover of next month’s issue over EMRATA…by showing her ass that despite not being photoshopped…still looks round enough for me to dig into…even if it’s not the roundest out there…when compared to everything else she offers..it’s pretty fucking perfect enough for you to masturbate to…

I remain…a fan of this babe…if only I coulda bought her off the internet before all this fame…another example of me failing at life…It happens daily…

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2014

21

Jan

Irina Shayk’s Hot Ass on Instagram of the Day

Irina Shayk is pretty much the best model out there. I don’t know if communism killed off all the shitty russian girls, and that we are only left with gold…or if communism created some kind of genetic modification in a lab to have only babes part of their citizenship…but I do know Russian girls are awesome, and this one is top of the food chain…thanks to some strategy and Russian spy tactics…I am a fan…of these ass pics from instagram..shit…I’d eat her shit…just to get that close to where it anal squirted out of…

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2014

15

Jan

Irina Shayk in Video for Beach Bunny of the Day

Despite all her plastic surgery, I think that Irina Shayk is probably the hottest model to scam her way out of Russia and into the public eye, using whatever means she had in front of her, whether it was a pro soccer playing boyfriend….who was probably gay and she used her Russian spy skills they teach you in elementary school to figure out how to extort him…and I respect that hustle, cuz girls in America can’t even get as far as this one has,meaning she’s better than they are….

That said, you always see these girls in pictures, photoshopped to shit, so video, a lot more complicated to fix, is a bit more representative of the heat she’s packing and that’s why I am posting this shitty promo video.

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2013

31

Dec

Irina Shayk for Beach Bunny of the Day

Irina Shayk is probably the hottest model out there, at least the hottest model that Sports Illustrated created thanks to her athlete boyfriend who probably wasn’t really her boyfriend…but who did have the right power house agents to manipulate her into a magazine she totally deserves to be in because she’s really the only hot girl they feature…

Here she is for Beach Bunny a brand of bathing suits I assume is owned by Sports Illustrated, or advertises heavily with Sports Illustrated, because they only use Sports Illustrated models, and they probably aren’t paying for that…

In typical hotter bitch around fashion, she’s looking’ pretty fucking good.

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2013

20

Dec

Irina Shayk in the Hottest X-Mas Video Ever of the Day

Irina Shayk is the Russian bride model who did it right. She didn’t marry some loser divorced fat american for her papers, she went for the money and fame, and used it to leverage a model career that has probably given a lot of boners because she’s fucking perfect…especially in the is Holiday video, even though Russians don’t celebrate Holidays, that shit’s not communist…but being hot as fuck and performing perfectly is…and that’s just what this girl does…I mean that accent…fucking genius….

If that’s not good enough for you, you’ve got issues but here’s Alessandra Ambrosio not pulling it off quite as well – but still worth looking’ at.

Thanks Love Magazine for consistently killin’ it with your holiday advent calendar filled with top models…

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2013

11

Dec

Irina Shayk Posing with Dogs of the Day

Irina Shayk was posing with animals because when you are a Russian with no soul…and animals are a good distraction from reminding people you’re a mail order bride who tricked the system into getting her on SI, because despite being amazing to look at, even with all the works she’s done, she’s just average looking in Russia and 1000s of other communist reds could be in her spot, but they’ve made other life choices like not marrying gay athletes…

I prefer to see her in bathing suits being the only girl worth looking at that Sports Illustrated has to offer…but girls with animals is a fetish somewhere…and better than girls with asshole athletes…

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2013

22

Nov

Irina Shayk Hot for 7 Hollywood Magazine of the Day

Irina Shayk is an great success story…from the horrible depths of ghetto broken down communism she rose like a mail order bride out of the ashes of the cold war…being sold to a modelling agency because she’s pretty much the hottest fucking thing around…and in being sold to a modelling agency…who then sold her to a pro athlete…who then sold her to SI Swimsuit…which has opened up tons of other campaigns…involving her hot ad fuck body and amazing face…despite knowing that like all Russians….she has no soul…

This is the Human Trafficking success story of the day, the kind of story they always focus on the negative about…and now she’s in some Hollywood magazine…as good as always…I’m a fun..

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