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2021

25

Mar

Irina Shayk’s Throwback Thursday of the Day

Irina Shayk posted this picture of 2006…when she was 20 years old…I didn’t realize she was already 35, but I guess time is speeding up as the world nears apocalypse, unless the world’s always moved this fast and I don’t realize it, but where’s the fun in that…mass destruction and extinction has always been something I assumed I’d live through and if I don’t, at least I’m not missing out on much…

I don’t know if Irina Shayk knew that posting a throwback pic on a Wednesday is confusing, but maybe it’s the Russian way, because there was a time they were communists in line for toilet paper and by the time American trends like Levis Jeans would reach them, the trend in America would be long over….they’d get movies smuggled in years after their theatrical debut, you know Keep America out of Russian Ideals…so that they don’t get any funny ideas about escaping Russia and ending up in America where they can either work as models, sex workers, mail order wives, or sugar babies, who are also trained at the elite level in sports, dance, music, engineering and spying…you know they don’t fuck around….

The good news is that it’s Thursday, which is the designated day for throwbacks in these parts and girl was hot then, is hot now, but less hot now that I know she’s 35….but her being 35 makes me understand why she inhaled Brad Cooper’s sperm with her uterus….

She’s been hot…and is still hot….and that’s all I have to say about that…..

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2021

01

Mar

Irina Shayk is Green in Vogue Russia of the Day

Irina Shayk is a Russian model who I used to think was the hottest model in the Sports Illustrated stable of models, which wasn’t saying much, because even before the whole inclusion thing made them stray from hot chicks and basically become a parody of themselves that I was planning to do back in the day but never had the budget to do, where instead of hot SI models, you use fat as fuck girls, but that parody became a reality thanks to enough people whining on the internet and media folding to the agenda…

But yeah, even though her being the hottest SI model, in an era where that didn’t mean much, cuz the other models were Nina Agdal….all thanks to playing it proper after being a beard to Ronaldo……only to become a beard to Brad Cooper knowing that getting knocked up by him after her decade struggle of basically climbing through the mountains of Siberia to escape communist Russia….to top the charts of bikini pics pervert american bros jerk off to….meant EAT THAT SPERM WITH THAT UTERUS HARD and FAST before it’s all taken away from you like it was for your grandparents when Russian went Communist…you know that sense of urgency..

Well, she’s back in Russia, at least in photos for their fashion magazine, because she’s one of their own…a reminder that Russian woman despite being cold and calculated are some of the best women…

This green shit is weird, but St Patrick’s Day is coming and it’s better than the Lucky Charms that turn your cereal milk green…but you can jerk off to both, one is just a better option…there’s a fetish in this…it’s just too bad that if she’s going to go all Irish, why not do some Riverdance….

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2020

10

Nov

Irina Shayk Braless of the Day

Irina Shayk Braless

Irina Shayk may be one of the hottest models to ever sex work her way out of RUSSIA on the back of high profile men who allowed her to breakout in American with Sports Illustrated Swim…when you beard for the number 1 soccer player in the world, SI will get you half naked in a bikini and thank god for that because she had a great look and her half nakedness was welcomed…

She is in her 30s now, but more damaging, since 30 year olds can still pull off being hot, it’s not the death sentence it once was….she’s had a kid with an A-List celebrity, which makes sense financially, and probably to a Russian who likely was raised to make babies young for their army, sports teams, work camps….30 is fucking old to be making babies….but when you’re living your best life amongst the rich and famous in America…why ruin a good thing until you realize you probably should take the kid for the security of child support payments…

So in having kids, her big tits look like they’ve been milk filled then drained…some sloppiness you’d expect most MILFs to have and maybe it is sloppiness you want out of women in their 30s…I don’t know, I just know she obviously looked better 5 years ago but that’s how life works….and she still looks good enough now, sloppy tit or not..

Irina Shayk Braless

Here is Irina in a new photoshoot for Vogue

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2020

29

Sep

Irina Shayk is Hot for a Photoshoot of the Day

Irina Shayk is great!

I can’t think of anything bad to say about her, I mean not that I want to be mean spirited towards wonderful ladies, but it happens…just not when it comes to this super star sugar baby, who used her KGB brainwashing to get what she wanted out of life, and when you look as good as she does, which is arguably the hottest of any model ever…it probably isn’t that hard to do that KGB brain washing….just find a Soccer Star either in Russia or Portugal, become his public Girl, get featured in Sports Illustrated as hot soccer girlfriend and take over America like a Russian sex bot, stealing your data and rigging your election with her pussy…..only to get that mainstream a-list celebrity, thanks to being hot, something her Communist ancestors would appreciate, it’s like smuggling JEANS into the country behind the iron curtain….only with sperm…through child….setting her for life…while still allowing her to go back to hot modelling because she’s that hot…while most moms die or get killed off at least at their soul….this one pulled her fetish boots on and got it done pantsless and amazing…

I think the best pic is of the dud taking a pic of her cunt, or at least from close up cunt level, I mean maybe he’s trying to capture a before and after pregnancy shot for science, or art….but then you probably like the run in her stockings because you remember a time you used to crawl out of your mom’s basement to dig your mom’s pantyhose out of the trash to put on and parade around the house like the queer, fetish weirdo you are….

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2020

23

Sep

Irina Shayk’s Getting her Ass Grabbed of the Day

I’ve been an Irina Shayk supporter since she first entered our lives as the hot Russian model who was dating what everyone assumed was a homosexual soccer star, basically one of the biggest soccer stars in the world, since by definition of playing soccer, you probably have to be a bit of a queer, but then you realize that is just the European way…..

I’ve consistently supported her KGB / COMMUNIST WORK CAMP approach to this bullshit model thing, from getting into SI SWIM thanks to her athlete boyfriend she bearded…to eventually becoming a top model…I’ve thought she deserved it.

I even like that when she realized she was turning 30, she knew it was time to breed, and had the option of as many A-listers and she could find, but decided on Brad Cooper who now will be paying her a solid 20k or more per month for the next 18 years. Living that American Dream.

Plus she can always still model, I mean J.Lo posts bikini pics at 50 and has nothing on this soulless Russian hotness.

I think she’s doing some WAP twerking weirdness, who isn’t….but for someone who comes from an era where white girls didn’t twerk, it’s always confusing….but to see her getting her ass grabbed, a mom, on set, posting pics of her in a tight dress getting her ass grabbed…also confusing…but I’ll still stare….knowing Russians are weird.

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2020

11

Sep

Irina Shayk See Through of the Day

Earlier today, I posted the nerd version / see through version of this IRINA SHAYK photo, instead of adding these pics to that post…..because it’s easier to do it this way….

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2020

11

Sep

Irina Shayk’s Selfie Gets Nerd X-Rayed of the Day

I don’t know if you know this, but you probably do since this site is a celeb titty site and the only people into celeb titties are the weirdest bunch of losers out there, you know socially awkward and not the least bit cool, who turn to celebs as their spirit animals, as they live their celeb lives and give these losers hope or something to distract themselves with to the level in which they fall in love with these women….the kind of guy who does cum tributes by jerking off on his ipad picture of a celeb because of romance, to using that cum to sculpt a lifesize bust of his favorite celeb, to spending hours doing deep fake pornos by cropping celeb faces on porn clips, to doing some shit with the brightness and contrast to make a black top see through…it’s a thing that’s been done for a long time..

So here’s the nerds having a go at IRINA SHAYK in some fetishy outfit, as she remains one of the hottest models who crawled out of the Russian Space Program via some pro athletes to get in Sports Illustrated and shock everyone with her razor sharp KGB focus before letting brad cooper impregnate her….the quintessential Russian move to get American Pop Culture up inside her like her mom or grandma had to put other things inside them to get American Pop Culture when it was contraband…point being Russian women are amazing, in their soulless winning and hard working hustle….even when they are 30+ and moms….but nerds…nerds are always fucking lame as shit but I appreciate the effort cuz we see Irina Nip.

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2020

08

Jul

Irina Shayk is Still Good of the Day

In case you were wondering, Irina Shayk’s still looking good.

When she first hit the scene via Sports Illustrated because she was a beard for the gayest yet most famous of Soccer Players, because being gay in Europe isn’t being Gay in America, as Europeans, from Portuguese to Spanish to Italian, despite their tight pants and stylish shoes, are homophobes….maybe because they like jerking off together while watching soccer eating TAPAS is more enjoyable to them then they’d like to admit as they mouth kiss each other as a greeting…..I’ve see euro dudes, I used to work with them, and despite being married, some with kids, they were bigger fags then the fags that I would party with because the Gay Bars had good drink deals and being an ugly fuck, I never got hit on…

Point being….when she first hit the scene she was fucking hot, her Russian spy strategies, her communist work ethic, her amazing look brought her to America, where her mom was probably stoked remember a time she couldn’t get Coca Cola, Levis or Michael Jackson CDs….and in America she had an A-Lister cum inside her for 18 or more years of stability, assuming the kid will use his inheritance after Brad Cooper dies of AIDS, on his mom…..

Point being, it’s a tactic I respect because she still looks hot..

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2020

28

May

Irina Shayk See Through Bra of the Day

Irina Shayk Invisible Bra See Through

Irina Shayk is still worth staring at despite being a middle-aged mom with a blown out vagina thanks to that whole birthing process she underwent in exhange for over 20k a month in child support, which to her may not be a lot of money, but when you have your free rich person house and other perks, plus she’s got her own model money, you know from being a hot fucking Russian who could have gone into sex work like other Russians, but knew she could go into the mainstream, and keep the sex work to the celebrities she lets stick their dick in her.

All this to say, she’s still hot.


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2020

16

Apr

Irina Shayk is Less Hot in a Magazine of the Day

In not so surprising news, hot mail order Russian model or spy, who integrated into the American culture via Sports Illustrated Swim, before targeting one of your A-Listers, who is hilariously an A-Lister, getting knocked up and on that CHILD SUPPORT payout program. Clever hustle.

But in not so surprising news, she was substantially hotter before she went that Hollywood mom route, when she was still a hot bodied model, but I guess the world still likes her because of her celebrity, she’s still hot, even if only fractionally as hot as she was before her vagina exploded all over the fucking floor thanks to a money making scheme…and this dyke looking photoshoot is proof that people still find her a compelling character thanks to being knocked up by an alister and not for actually being compelling, because none of these idiots are compelling, they are just puppets or life support systems for titties and pussy holes…

In this shoot is Irina Shayk with cameltoe shorts on, but also looking like a Russian 15 year old boy in the 90s waiting in a breadline…it’s a weird fetish but someone’s clearly got it….

I do like the Tennis shot though…not that you care about anything I like you jerks.

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