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2020

21

Feb

Irina Shayk in Intimissimi’s Green Lingerie

Irina Shayk the strategic Russian, because Russians are strategic. They like to win and usually win when they don’t get caught for their corruption, which I just think is enterprising and clever tactics to get what they want, and there’s nothing wrong with being smart and and know how to make situations work for them, or make the most of situations. They are bred from communism, they have risen from communism, and in that have learned how to survive….the rationed toilet paper lines only to discover toilet paper is only going to be available in 3 weeks…is the kind of suffering that fat americans with their TVs and Fast food can’t grasp….so when you’re born Russian and you look like Irina Shayk you are sure as fuck using that shit to either spy, or get out of Russia…through modeling, sex work, being a mail order bride….any means possible….and getting knocked up by a rich A-List celebrity means a life of Glamour her grandmother couldn’t even dream of because American movies weren’t available in Russia…but that she’s living…and all it took was an internal cum shot…a creampie if you will…a dropping of loads in her uterus…and now she gets paid 20-50k a month….she can buy all the toilet paper she needs…she can even open up a toilet paper store back home so no one in her community will ever go without toilet paper….a modern day hero.

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2020

05

Feb

Irina Shayk in a Nude Bodysuit of the Day

Irina Shayk in a Nude Bodysuit

I saw these the other day and didn’t bother posting them, but after a few days of letting Irina Shayk’s mom pussy in a one piece at an event for fashion, like she was a mom at the all inclusive resort, simmer in my mind…thoughts of her climbing the ladder from Russia with her hotness…eventually getting filled with the sperm of some evil tyrant A-List actor who has far too much hype around him…I figured why the fuck not. I’m a fan of her work ethic and she’s still pretty hot…for a mom sex worker….so here it is.

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2020

02

Jan

Irina Shayk Mangrove Erotica of the Day

Irina Shayk Bikini

Irina Shayk is a hot slutty Russian who used her KGB skills taught to Russians at a young age to manipulate her way into the mainstream, which she did, only to get the mainstream to impregnate her and set her for an 18 year 20k a month (or more) check…that is far more than the typical Russian makes back in Russia….even Doctors and Lawyers make less…so she’s cruising….plus she makes her own money, being the mainstream model that she is, which even at 30 is still good.

I think it is safe to assume she’s got some face injections, they all do…and safe to assume that her new mom vagina is banged the fuck out…and that’s ok….because Irina Shayk is hot…a legend even….their should be a Statue of her at the Kremlin to let all the future Russian sugar babies and sex workers have a monument of a leader they can look up to and pay their respects to while Irina is out at the Mangrove showing off her ass with some rich dudes she probably fucks now that Brad Cooper turned gay after his sex scene with LADY GAGA.

Irina Shayk Bikini

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2019

16

Dec

Irina Shayk Lingerie of the Day

Irina Shayk Lingerie

Irina Shayk may be a mom for the financial gains she got being a mom with an American Actor who is rich as fuck, and clearly who is fucking twisted as fuck, because he fucked Lady Gaga when filming their over-hyped TERRIBLE fucking movie….but she’s still fucking hot….

I may be drawn to Russian women for their work ethic, and lack of a soul, opportunistic, hard working and dark attitude….which makes Irina and her scam that brought her to America, getting Brad Cooper like he was a pair of Levis or Michael Jackson cassette in 80s Russia, to cum in her and not insist on an abortion….Fascinating to me….

Too hot to be killed off in a RUSSIAN work camp like all the ugly Russian women during communism….you know taken out while waiting in line for rationed tampons….when the country or REPUBLIC was working on quality control of the image they presented to the world with their people….and had to off-the-uglies…something I think most countries could benefit from…

Now out here with her cleavage out….in a bra….that doesn’t make her tits look as battered as they probably are from breast feeding…assuming she didn’t just pass off the kid to one of her Russian wet-nurses she employs as she goes out to find the next child support check from the next targeted rich guy…cuz it is more profitable to get different dads for different kids since there isn’t a baseline of what they pay…like one kid in Cali goes for 20k a month, but two kids may be 25k since the base expenses are covered…while if you have two baby daddies, they have to each pay the 20k….because it’s like a whole new “situation”….it’s a good way to guarantee income….smart Russians with their trolling….as they do.

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2019

10

Dec

Irina Shayk and Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

Irina Shayk Stella Maxwell Erotica

Here’s an Irina Shayk titty grab for fashion….I think we can safely assume that she used to do it like this for BRAD COOPER when she was trying to get him to knock her up, to give her that child support check every month for the next 18 years…as these girls typically do when they are still hot and still working and about to turn 30…. It’s the RUSSIAN SEX WORKER dream and she’s living it…not that she’s an official sex worker on the cam sites you can buy or import from various shady dark web human traffickers, she’s one of those who broke through communist rule, found a top tier athlete to attach herself to….and escaped to AMERICA where Hollywood happened…calculating, she’s Russian…they like to be calculating….but HOT…very hot…the best there is…

This is some shoot with lesbian Stella Maxwell….that doesn’t matter.


Irina Shayk Stella Maxwell Erotica

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2019

02

Dec

Irina Shayk Nerd Enhanced See Through of the Day

Irina Shayk Nerd Enhanced See THrough

Irina Shayk and Bake, but only if your rich enough….because this Russian, like all Russian sugar babies have been trained to know their worth, and have been trained to seduce men in little war camps / bunkers, where they were placed when they were little kids…

You know the Russian scouts decided if a bitch was to be in Olympic sports, Music, Ballet, Academia, Science or Sex Work….and each category had its own subcategories….Like the individual sport in Olympics, the type of musical instrument in Music, subjects in Academia….and level in Sex Work….from Human Trafficked to Top model…but one thing was a constant…a need to be the best, the smartest, to win at all costs, and to manipulate anyone who stood in the way, or who was needed to live out the duty…KGB styles…RUSSIAN TROLLING OF AMERICAN VOTING BECAUSE AMERICAN’S HAVE NO MIND OF THEIR OWN AND BELIEVE A FACEBOOK AD….

Point being…Irina Shayk won’t fuck you cuz she’ Irina Shayk, one of the hottest….but she did do some strategic breeding with an A-Lister that provided higher profile thanks to media attention and association of what sperm was dropped in her….so she’s set for life, or at least until the kid turns 18….a huge fucking improvement from when she was a kid and they were smuggling LEVIS JEANS and MICHAEL JACKSON cassettes into the IRON CURTAIN…

OTHER POINT BEING…the nerds with their computer software algorithms have processed one of her images so that you can see her nipples…which I guess is exciting for them because why else would they take the time to do this…and if it is exciting to them then it is exciting to you…

Here are the nerd enhanced versions

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2019

11

Nov

Irina Shayk Booty Shorts of the Day

Irina Shayk Booty Shorts

Irina Shayk looking for her next baby daddy..

Her skinny model from RUSSIA who gamed the system like a Russian trained spy would….who is now a mom, making this ass a mom ass, that is far superior than most mom asses, cuz Russians are hard workers and like to come out on top….and by out on top I mean out in short shorts…

I’ve been an Irina Shayk supporter for as long as she’s been doing this. I like that she came from RUSSIAN and manipulated her way into dating the number 1 soccer player, which allowed her to get in Sports Illustrated Swim, it put her on the map….only to end up with America’s Sweetheart and LADY GAGA fucker…Brad Cooper….who’s sperm she used to make a baby that pays a minimum of 20k a month for the next 18 years thanks to California Child Support Laws….good hustle.

If you’re gonna do it, do it right, and Irina Shayk at 30 did it right….not to mention she’s fucking hot….BIG FAN of this KGB experiment / Russian Troll who doesn’t look like a troll, not rigging your election but rather rigging your erection and Brad Cooper’s Sperm….this is proper monetization of being hot. Good job.

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2019

21

Oct

Irina Shayk Boring me to Death in a Silk Dress of the Day

Irina Shayk Braless Silk Dress

Irina Shayk braless in a silk dress with a high slit, boring.

Speaking of High Slit, she was smart enough to use he slit on likely high Brad Cooper…you know all celebs are addicts…

Shit that Russian imports are willing to put up with, since it is not nearly as bad as what Russian women are used to putting up with, you know by being Russian to bein with…..

So despite all the bad press dude had from other women, mainly his ex wife…he was a big enough star to send tabloid clippings back home for all of her down to see how far little Irina had gone in America….

So he came in her enough to knock her up, and now she’s an older looking, more damaged, mom pussy in her 30s, than the hot model taking over who she was before Brad Cooper entered her uterus…but she’s got guaranteed income the next 18 years which helps her budgeting – so that’s nice….I guess.

Irina Shayk Red Silk Dress boring

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2019

19

Jul

Adriana Lima and Irina Shayk Fetish Gear of the Day

Adriana Lima Irina Shayk Vogue Espana Fetish

I guess seeing Adriana Lima’s 40 year old Brazilian tits about a decade after she was hot is exciting to some of her fans…especially when you’re tag teamed with Irina Shayk…you know another over the hill mom with a baby still breast feeding….these babies are their secondary revenue streams…

I just find it a too little too late situation. Adriana Lima has been bloated and fucking weird looking for a while now….but these are still nipples on girls holding onto the glory days, holding onto the dream…

There is absolutely no reason for these two rich Mail Order Brides who are living your American Dream, despite being immigrants, and fucking your men…while you’re in a trailer park on food stamps….

You shouldn’t stand for this….not that you can stand…it hurts your joints you fat fuck..


Adriana Lima Irina Shayk Vogue Espana Fetish

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2019

11

Jul

Irina Shayk Topless

irina shayk topless

Recently single Irina Shayk is out there behaving like so many recently single girls crying for attention now that they are single…

You know going back to being the whore that she always was…just a few years after committing her whoring to one rich person, who increased her profile and gave her a child he will be paying for for a long time….sex workers and their tactics…especially when they are Russian…

Soulless Russian spy getting herself back out there….with a more beat down pussy….a mom pussy…looking for a new revenue stream now that she has locked in her first one.

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