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2010

01

Nov

Isabel Lucas is Dressed Like a Fat Chick of the Day

Asian girls I see working the convenience stores love to wear shorts over leggings…I prefer when bitches are a little less greedy and save some clothes for people who need them, you know instead of putting everything they own on at the same time like some kind of show-off, you know taking a bit of everything and putting it into an outfit instead of sticking to one of the items which independently can be pretty fuckin’ hot, you know short shorts with an ass hanging out of them or leggings too small for a bitch that you can see their cunts in them, but together they are pretty much fuckin’ awful, even if they are meant for a shitty Halloween costume….bitch needs to step it up and stomp the yard…especially if she wants to keep up this being the new Megan Fox bullshit.

If you’re wondering why she’s doin’ this, it’s cuz she’s getting fat…only fat chicks pull off this kind of outfit for fear of the world really seeing what she’s packin…especially when she’s trying to be the next Megan Fox….

Seriously, the last 4 or 5 image sets I’ve seen of her, the ass has been covered up as subtle, yet obvious to an expert like me….

Not that it Matters..cuz you are America and fat to you is on a whole other level….I am still drunk from last night, or this morning, if drinking til 8 am counts as this morning…

Posted in:Isabel Lucas

2010

28

Oct

Isabel Lucas Lookin’ Wholesome and It Turns Me On of the Day

Sometimes all the world needs is a wholesome dressed pussy you’d expect to find at the town line dance, or playing the washboard with her family band at the county fair….You know a good girl raised in the church and who sings Gospel songs to Jesus before every home cooked meal…you know the throwback 1940s rural pussy who hasn’t been tainted by the media, the music and Hollywood….the kind of simple mind who was pulled out of school at the age of 10 to help work the family farm, the kind of girl who easy to manipulate into doing bad things cuz she’s fuckin’ bored and wants more out of life….wholesome, sheltered bitches into the church are the easiest to get to do anal….after a little convincing…

These are probably some of the hottest pics I’ve put on the site in a long time, cuz they just offer the mind so much to work with, I am tried of sleazy bitches crying for attention, I want to be able to fantasize about ripping a bitches clothes off instead of knowing her every curve, sure, this bitch is in Hollywood and none of this wholesome look is reality, it takes some dick sucking to be the Megan Fox replacement…serious fucking dick sucking…

Posted in:Isabel Lucas

2010

18

Oct

Isabel Lucas Hiding What Could Be a Fat Ass of the Day

Isaebel Lucas needs to spend less time sniffing flowers and more time sniffing speed, because I think her acting money has made her a lazy pig, at least based on her hips….it’s safe to say her ass got fat…

I know I am going to get hate mail from the virgin loser who watches Transformers 2 every night before bed cuz it makes him feel like everything is gonna be okay and everything is going to work out ok for him….cuz he thinks he’s dating Isabel Lucas, since he’s jerked off to her so many times, and technically, I think that probably counts as a relationship, but the fact that she’s wearing a sweater to cover up proves my fucking point…

So don’t hate me, hate your bitch Isabel for announcing to the world that she’s insecure with her shit and wearing a sweater casually around her waist to cover it up…..cuz I hate when bitches do this sweater around the waist bullshit…it happens a lot…mainly when chubby chicks are jogging…and it’s gotta fucking stop….

I do like the fact that she reminds me of the scared Austistic girl we used to finger in high schoo….She would always dress in muppet and disney gear…very introverted and loved picking flowers, smelling flowers and dancing around the the field with her flowers, like some kind of hippie on acid, before we’d attack…but that’s got nothing to do with this…

I don’t buy this cute shit, she’s just doing all she can to distract us from her recent fatness…sort it out…get out of the Elmo shirt and into the Miss Piggy one…we’re onto you…

Posted in:Isabel Lucas

2010

01

Oct

Isabel Lucas Looks Alright of the Day

Here is Isabel Lucas pulling some wholesome lookin’ librarian bullshit that I think would translate a lot better if it involved her showing off her twat…while fucking it with random household objects…because not all sexy whole librarian outfits are winners….

I don’t even really know who this is, but she was in Transformers, so you probably do….

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2010

22

Apr

Isabel Lucas and Her Guitar Try to Get Noticed of the Day

There’s a big media push behind this Isabel Lucas bitch. She’s some Australian who wanted to make it in America because she saw success at home and figured it was an easy transition. She pretty much only got work in Transformers and people noticed that she was hot, but that was the extent of the shit, but now she’s on her fucking hustle to remind people that she’s more than just hot, she’s the next big fucking thing…..

I can always tell when someone’s got fire under their career’s ass, because the paparazzi agencies start posting more pictures of them, they start doing more stunts and appearances, and most importantly they usually start wearing see-through clothes, accidentally flash nipple or pussy and if we’re real lucky, sex tape…cuz hollywood is pretty much equally trashy as porn…..

So walking around the airport with a guitar like the homeless lesbian who badly sings old punk songs and claims she’s looking for money to travel may not quite be what we’re looking for, but I assume there was a miscommunication…they said “keep your instrument unwrapped and out of the bag”…I’m hoping another miscommunication is that she’s supposed to be filming in Montreal and now she’s dating Jake Gyllenhaal, a very unfortunate thing for anyone, even if he’s got a crush on Australians every since Heath left his life and makes her rise to getting noticed easier…..when really all she needs to do is suck it up and let out her genitals….

People dig her, she’s hot, but I hate her for the Gyllenhaal shit, I just can’t see past that, even if it’s social climbing, the good news is that she’s supposed to be in Montreal, I’m in Montreal and will try to talk her out of this strategy and give her a DrunkenStepfather make-over, but no the kind of make-over I give my wife, because not everyone is so open minded to getting shit on….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Isabel Lucas|PR PUSH

2009

30

Jun

Isabel Lucas Cuz We All Need Outback Pussy Sometimes…of the Day

It feels like something has died inside of me. I am not sure if it is an animal that crawled up my ass and couldn’t find it’s way out, or it it is one of my vital organs pullin a Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett/Ed McMahon/The Infomercial dude who bumbed his head, and I think it because I found out that this bitch fucked Shia LeBeef, but probably has more to do with my severe alcoholism that leads me to drinkin in gutters with degenerates and ex circus performers….

Posted in:Hot|Isabel Lucas

2009

29

Jun

Isabel Lucas in the Water of the day

I refuse to go see Transformers partially because I don’t give a fuck about those kinds of movies and haven’t seen the first one, but also because I don’t like the public humiliation of sitting in that theater amongst a whole lot of loser virgin dudes, because I like being around vagina. That’s why I’m into going to those Highschool Musical, Bring It On, Miley Cyrus jams, because that’s where you get looked at like a sex offender by all the 14 year olds and their parents, and if you’re lucky, they don’t notice you jerkin off.

That said, this Isabel Lucas whore blew me the fuck away, she looks good, and is a solid strategy to seduce the loser virgins into buying the DVD and hitting the theaters again, over and over, until they realize that no matter how many times they see the shit, bitch isn’t gonna jump out of the screen and go home with them. Word.

Posted in:Isabel Lucas|Water