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2019

31

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Brazilian Bikini of the Day

Take on 2020 like Izabel Goulart looks like she’s about to take on the highest bidder…..

This fit as fuck despite being old ass looks amazing, not nearly as manly as the rest of her typically looks because she works out too much and is old.

This lady works the fuck out and watches what she eats and was at one point someone I’d post fitness videos all the time, you know because jerking off to women working out is good for the soul and we’re all about health and wellness here….as I sit with god knows what disease eating away at me….as I drink through New Years Eve….

I guess she puts in work knowing that at 40 being a model is ridiculous…but if the money’s there, you gotta look good…..not that she works as a model now that the VS show she’s done every year has been canned thanks to EPSTEIN tainting the brand….but I guess when she’s on her knees, topless, as in the air like she’s ready to be double penetrated…who fucking cares about anything else about her beyond that. It’s enough. It’s great. I’m into it.

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2019

29

Jul

Izabel Goulart Fitness Goals of the Day

Izabel Goulart is fit as fuck…so fit that as she nears menopause her musculature is slowly making her look more and more like a man….thank god for those fake tits and long hair so we know what she identifies as…and really there is no evidence that she is not a man, or that she didn’t start as a man, she is Brazilian which for years was the hub of trannies…it’s a cultural thing…

She’s the VS model who hasn’t done much since VS but workout. She still walks the runway show, for whatever fucking reason and her body is fucking solid…especially in this doughy era of fat chicks…so I support her strict dieting and hard fitness work…it’s more impressive to look at than a bitch who doesn’t try…

Plus this pool bike shit, you know spin in a pool cuz it offers resistance is not only cool, but a great way for her to stick a dildo to the seat and none of us would be the wiser…slide the bikini to the side and go…assuming that she doesn’t have a dick…which we can’t due to her Brazilian musculature…but you get what I am saying and that is that this is hot.

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2019

18

Jul

Izabel Goulart Bikini of the Day

Izabel Goulart Bikini Slutty 1

Izabel Goulart , the ex Victoria’s Secret model turned fitness influencer, who has a really tight body despite being old, thanks to her low body fat percentage thanks to fitness….used to excite me…but like most of these over trained girls….addicted to fitness instead of cocaine like models are supposed to be addicted to…they get this hard bodies…but as they age…they become more and more masculine.

So when I am looking at slutty pics of her, hoping for a labia slip, I am here sub-consciously expecting a scrotum and that takes all the fun out of sexualizing her….I ain’t no queer you queer…

The fact she’s Brazilian, the hub of all Tranny AIDS that infiltrates the porn scene #LARAROXX makes it even more challenging…


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2019

28

Jun

Izabel Goulart Thong of the Day

Izabel Goulart Thong

I don’t know how I feel about Izabel Goulart’s ass in a thong, it doesn’t look as great as I’d want it to look, it kinda looks long and old, misshapen even, because you can’t fucking trick the aging process that hard, eventually you become the old lady in a thong, who thinks she can pull off the thong cuz of all her endorphines from her fitness and starvation telling her otherwise….

The fact is that her ass is long and old, and deflated, but it’s not sad cuz she’s won at life by American standards….which as a poor hot Brazilian chick is probably pretty mental…

Here she is in a thong anyway…


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2019

26

Jun

Izabel Goulart Getting Porny of the Day

Izabel Goulart Getting Porny Bikini

Izabel Goulart, the ex Victoria’s Secret model turned fitness influencer, who has a really tight body despite being old, thanks to her low body fat percentage thanks to fitness….used to be hot to me…because a hot fit body is exciting…but like anything it got boring, and like all aging women, she started looking manly…too much fitness not enough estrogen…a constant issue in Brazil, where she is from, the hub of the trannies…

Well, she’s obviously dating some rich dude, I assume she already has kids, so like a typical latin with a hot body, she’s half naked, on all fours, being hot…to excite him…and keep the money flowin’…not that she doesn’t have her own money…she’s one of those never retire girls…who doesn’t fucking retire cuz they can photoshop her face and that fit body’s still fit….at least where it counts….in the ass…where she probably likes it..as a tribute to before she had a vagina…



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2019

17

May

Izabel Goulart Wet Bikini of the Day

Izabel Goulart in bikini

Izabel Goulart in her wet bikini in Cannes cuz 45 year old Brazilian Victoria’s Secret models who do fitness everyday to maintain their hot bodies need to work too you know….

I already went into the event being designed for rich people who buy and fund movies trying to have a good time party around buying and funding movies…and without the pussy or model pussy…or sex worker pussy involved it makes for a very boring event….

I assume Izabel Goulart is doing this for the paparazzi moment…but maybe she just needs to swim man…

Who cares…still looks good to me…which isn’t saying much….I’ve jerked off to dog shit in the park that looked a bit like a vagina…

I’m special like that….in a “My mom thinks I’m special” way…only I don’t have a mom…but I have jerked off to moms which I guess is the same sort of thing…you incest fucks.


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2019

11

Mar

Izabel Goulart Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Izabel Goulart Tits Out

Izabel Goulart is a good little Catholic Girl from Brazil…celebrating Carnivale like a good Catholic girl she is…with her tits out because they are Brazilian and more open minded sexually…and they are all a bunch of pervert exhibitionists who grew up on the beach…and this one, with her zero body fat thanks to committing her life to diet and exercise only really exists because she’s done work as a half nude model for Victoria’s Secret…so being half naked is what she’s about from a cultural standpoint to a career standpoint…to a being a woman and all women like being jerked off to standpoint….

So if you’re gonna do Carnivale, do it right….especially when you’re a woman being a woman..who likes being free, wild and most importantly…jerked off to.

That concludes this analysis of Izabel Goulart’s tits celebrating and attention seeking.


Here she is on the beach
Izabel Goulart Booty Bikini

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2019

06

Mar

Izabel Goulart’s Racy of the Day

Izabel Goulart, one of the more fit models on social media. Who is probably pushing 40 years old now Who was once a Victoria’s Secret model scooped by by Victoria’s Secret early in her life, creating a career, making her rich, allowing her to live in Brazil where she comes out of hiding for their yearly fashion show…while the rest of the time she spends working out, having very low body fat through fitness, but no fear of losing her tits…they are little bolt ons…thank god…

Well…it was Carnival, the party before Ash Wednesday, when you Catholics are supposed to shut down shop after one huge blow-out…that involves as many naked or close to naked chicks possible…you know to really celebrate..

I assume this is her outfit…racy, wild, looks like a good time…Izabel Goulart…old as fuck, sure, but still brings it…like a crack addicted trans prostitute in need of a hit, knowing that Trans is globally accepted and that it is finally his tranny time to shine, after of life of being reserved for the weirdos who are why he has AIDS, but shit’s mainstream now..dude worked a lifetime for this….so bring it….

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2018

18

Jul

Izabel Goulart Wet Yellow Bikini of the Day

This is a very hot, tanned, oiled up, erotic video of a model who is very fucking fit and lean, skipping, with her amazing ass and toned stomach, to keep herself in shape, partially for the VS people who she works for really rarely, but probably more for her 28 year old Soccer playing fiance who recently proposed to her named Kevin Trapp, some German dude who goalkeeps for France and who makes a shit ton of money that could be what old lady Goulart is actually putting the work into…you know because until there are kids or a favorable pre-nup and a marriage contract signed she’s gotta maintain that hot, famous, brazilian look….and it’s a good look in a world of obesity…let this inspire you fatty to borrow a skipping rope from a kid at the park and hope to not get arrested for being the pervert you are so that you can get some fitness in….and you too can be like Izabel Goulart…with a Soccer boyfriend up inside you like the queer that you are.

Izabel Goulart Tight Wet Yellow Bikini

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2018

12

Jul

Izabel Goulart Hot Bikini Body of the Day

Izabel Goulart Hot Black Bikini Body

Izabel Goulart has a hot fucking body. I used to really appreciate her workout videos. I don’t think I’ve watched any of them in a very fucking long time because I fucking hate instagram…but there was a while where I was posting them all the time….you can probably check the archives if you care…and I probably wrote the exact same thing I’m writing now about old bitches who still like to walk the VS lingerie runway….so they stay in shape….who ditched out on the brand’s day to day angel-ing to move back to Brazil on her pile of money…..to focus on being close to 40 fucking years old and committed to health and nutrition…pretty much retired..not bad for a Brazilian…who may be a tranny, I mean the muscle tone coupled with hearing that Brazil has the best Trannies that look like women so long as you’re not scared of AIDS….and you’re not…because you’d wear it as a badge of “Look everyone, all the haters, I have proof I’ve had sex, POSITIVE PROOF”….

Either way, her body is mental…

See how mental it is….and all it takes is diet and exercise slackers…don’t know how to take an athlete approach to winning at life.

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