Izabel Goulart posted this video of her working out in Paris at 10 pm, and it was very informative and inspiring, you know really allowing me to note her form and the importance of training your body, even when traveling, doing really basic exercises like this, you know that and the fact that I can stare at her ass and try to see her asshole, since it is after all the window to a girl’s soul…

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LUI MAGAZINE has it all figured out. They are a French Magazine, so they like tits, and nudity and they are seriously dialled the fuck in, because they get top models totally naked for top photographers they’ve already done:

Magdelena Frackowiak / RIHANAN /GISELE / KATE MOSS / ANJA RUBIK / MAGLOSIA BELA / SAHARA RAY / MAGGIE DURAN / JOSEPHINE SKRIVER / EDITA VILKECIUTE / CLEMENCE POSEY / MALGOSIA BELA / ISABELI FONTANA / FIND OUT MORE AT LUI MAGAZINE

And now they’ve gone and got instagram fitness icon who you may remember from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…Izabel or Iza to her friends Goulart and made her hard body, and hard face look really fucking nice…and half naked…and that ass…holy shit that ass…I am in love with all the product of all the squats I’ve been watching her do over the course of her instagram career…I feel like I’ve been there for the ride as some kind of mentor or coach…who had zero involvement in any of this…I just stared…and will continue to stare…

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There is more to Izabel Goulart than just instagram fitness videos of her in short shorts for you to masturbate to….she is also a top paid model who has been in the industry for over a decade…that is what helps her afford to spend the days in the gym and the organic food diet that helps her maintain her appearance…

I guess she doesn’t want to be typecast as just another fitness video instagram hooker, and really showcase her talent….the reason she is who she is and the reason you care who she is….she has more to offer the world than just squats in slow motion….or weird TRX pelvis trusts you to masturbate to….she is capable of so much more…she in multidimensional, she has so much to offer, she is a complex being and not just a vapid twat….and she’s proving it with this model walk….a walk that looks like any walk, just a bit more flamboyant…but a walk that makes her over 1 million dollars a year…and when you look like Izabel Goulart…I guess there is no need for a brain, or really any fucking talent at all….

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Izabel Goulart’s Fitness is pornographic…and she knows it, she’s putting it up on Instagram, pretending it is for girls to better themselves, to learn from her, to live a healthy life, but there isn’t a fitness program in watching her do one move. There isn’t weight loss in this, there is just skimpy shorts and ass, and you know masturbating to it is far less illegal than masturbating to it if you were at an actual fitness club.

I approve of this World Cup Soccer Brazilian message she’s sending me via short shorts and ass.

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As far as I’m concerned, the mot relevant person in fitness erotica is Izabel Goulart…here she is teaching a move that girls can copy at home to try to get her ass and stomach and that guys can masturabte to instead of trying to masturbate to it at the gym where they will get in trouble and more importantly be masturbating to girls who don’t look like Iza Goulart, but who look more like the walmart cashier trying to get into her summer at the trailer park vacation bikini body…because girls like Izabel Goulart produce videos for you to join in on the fun, but don’t work out in public places for you to actually get in on the fun…and I’m just glad she’s doing it.

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All I see here is fitness…Nothing Erotic…just a girl putting out a fitness tip with equipment none of us have available to us…to showcase exactly how to get that ripped, bikini model body…I mean looking this doesn’t look like she’s simulating sex, or about to start touching herself in a way you hear all her juicy goodness at all..this is strictly about health and fitness, not slutiness that gets her more followers…and whatever it is, makes me want to join a gym, but I’m too lazy to get off the couch…so I’ll just follow this instagram…

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Izabel Goulart makes juicing seem far more erotic than the lesbian with hair armpits who works at the cold press juice bar….up on some organic penis hating vegan shit…

It’s like put a babe with a rocking body in a cowboy shirt her model implants spill out of and I’m motherfucking sold on whatever the fuck she’s selling. Whether it’s organic, healthy living bullshit she suggests I follow, not because I want her body, or believe it will make her fuck me, or make me look healthy and live longer…but because I like staring until the people around me feel uncomfortable…but more importantly, because I want to trap other girls who want too look like her and who dress like her, but who aren’t famous, who work 9-5 jobs, and who are attainable since they aren’t her…

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Izabel Goulart, like Jane Fonda, and really every exercise workout queen before her, except maybe Richard Simmons, has made fitness pornographic…and I think it’s a positive thing for the youth, because it allows them to look up to people like her who spend days and hours in the gym, while girls like Kate Upton, who may be more famous, thanks to being more sloppy, spend hours eating donuts….

I just think in terms of role model, this is a better image the media should buy into, because low body fat, high muscle mass, leads to a healthy and happy life..while the Kate Upton, embrace my obesity angle, leads to premature death…

I guess the more I fuck around on instagram them happier I am to see fitness is coming back as hard as these pics make me, which isn’t all that hard, considering…I don’t do fitness, I have diabetes, I am obese and haven’t had an erection in years…not due to castration due to sex offence, but due to unhealthy…but I still know these are hot

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The bummer in these Izabel Goulart bikini pics is that I could have been in Miami shooting them, I figure since I am florida, it would have been a pretty easy thing to do, seeing as I knew she was in Miami, but I guess I just don’t care enough about this shit, even though I have a site devoted to this shit…

The lesson we can all learn from this is that when you’re a hard faced tall chick, or really any chick, you can devote your life to working out, and it will pay off when you put on a bikini….

Her tanned amazing body is one that lives a life of fitness, clean eating and leisure, and really that should be everyone’s life, especially if it means an ass that looks like this…

I am a fan of all Izaebel Goulart represents and that’s hot fit ass..

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Izabel Goulart posted this picture of her on Instagram from set yesterday, where she was shooting in Miami, but didn’t seem to have the decency to give me a call to meet up for lunch, because that’s just the kind of trick she is…

Normally, Izabel Goulart posts pics of her working out, in ridiculous long leg lean body goodness, but today she decided to simulate a rape for what she calls a “secret project”…

Now I know that girls have 3 major sex fantasies when they masturbate, lesbian sex, gang bang and rape…so maybe this has something to do with that…

Or maybe it’s international women’s rape day, where you support those who have been raped, because for some reason like making a racial slur, rape commentary brings out the rape victims, and rape victims are fucking annoying, because unlike girls with rape fantasies, they are all traumatized by the shit.

Not that it matters, I mean a picture says a thousand words, and allows you to create your own creepy to it, I’m just posting pictures, cuz that’s what I do…whether it’s simulated sex, rape, or just a gay dude doing her hair, who cares…

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