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2013

08

Jul

J.Woww in a Bathing Suit of the Day


It must be a devastating day for J.Woww….knowing that Snooki and her fitness, despite being a mom, has a hotter body than her…

It is a devastating day for me, knowing that Snooki and her fitness despite being a mom, has a hotter body that J.Woww…

Whenever these garbage humans come along and I know who they are, I kinda hate myself a little more than I already do…the good news the best medicine for hating myself is drinking and that’s my fucking favorite…

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2013

27

Feb

J Woww’s Duct Tape Boobs for Gay Marriage of the Day

I didn’t know that this Prop 8, No H8, let the gays marry, even though every gay guy I know refuses to get married, cuz that marriage shit is for breeders and part of being gay is not being a fucking breeder….at least that is what I have been told…cuz I am only gay in prison and even that is not by choice…but by rape….prison rape….and it is horrible…

I guess it would make sense that these pics were shot two years ago when prop 8 shit mattered….and more importantly when Jenni JWoww mattered….somcethe Jersey Shore shit is dead in the fucking water….even though the cast still lives on…unfortunately….

The only good thing about this is that I hear Duct Tape bras are the gateway to staring in anal porn…and fuck I’ll watch any girl, implants or not, get down in some anal porn…you know cuz it’d be her supporting gay sex…in her own retarded way….

What it comes downto is that it is no surprise her No H8 pic is the most trashy of them…..and I can’t help but appreciate it….

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2013

02

Jan

J.Woww’s Dumpy New Years Eve Ass Falsh of the Day

Typical.

There comes a time in every hooker’s life…where her fake tits can’t compensate for her dumpy fucking ass…you know when the drinking catches up to her low level, gutter, white trash self and her metabolism slows the fuck down as she starts eating, when she’s no longer the 20 year old bartender doing body shots, but the pushing 30 year old italian pig satan sent us…..and for J.Woww…that time is now….and it is only down fucking hill from here….you know just when you thought bitch was the worst fucking thing possible…you realize…that cellulite makes her that much worse….

I was never a fan…but I know you idiots get excited over implants and a girl who looks like she would be the first do a thai ping pong ball show at the guido frat party just as soon as it was deemed cool….cuz that’s how these party sluts work….

I guess the nice thing about this is that not only is her career fading…but so her fucking body……

Seriously…they say this is her ass…but I think it’s some horrible sea creature coming to eat humanity….it’s scary as fuck…on a short set of thunder thighs….the worst…


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2012

06

Jul

J.Woww Half Naked in Inked Magazine of the Day

J.Woww and the cast of Jersey Shore are pretty much the fucking worst humans out there…The represent all that is wrong with society…in terms of their style, their intelligence, their personalities, their conversations, they behavior, but more importantly, the fact that they are all millionaires from it….especially considering that this brickhouse of a woman, built like a fucking tank, the stripper you wouldn’t get a lap dance from, who isn’t a fucking stripper, cuz she’s a millionaire…is the hot one on the show…. confusing me….annoying me….but drawing me in…probably because I have a weakness for bad smelling cheese….it’s an eating disorder, I blame my obese wife for…you know sometimes it is hard to wash properly when you are her size…

Either way, trash or not, here’s J.Woww in a photoshoot for Inked Magazine August 2012.

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2012

19

Mar

J Woww’s Ass in a Pink Bikini of the Day

J Woww is the kind of slut who I normally hate, but for some reason she has grown on me. I don’t know why….You see cuz despite the nature of this site…and the fact that I have sex with hookers….only because I’m a married man and hookers leave you the fuck alone after you pay them….and don’t take much effort to get them….I can’t stand trash…..I know…I live in a trashcan, my wife is trash, and every pussy I’ve fucked is trash, and that’s probably the reason I can’t fucking stand it….so when all my friends are excited about a set of fake tits, or a club chick showing her cooch with no panties at the bar, or anything that remotely resembles anything from Jersey Shore….or even porno…..or even frat college kids on Spring Break…I get seriously annoyed, disgusted, and have no interest in fucking them…..It’s not a gay issue, cuz I love pussy, I just like the quiet, wholesome, possible 25 year old Susan Boyle style virgins…..you see cuz being a slut, loud and putting it out there is just too fucking easy…..it’s the religious girls you have to work on and that challenge makes fucking them exciting…at least more exciting than being one cock of many these vapid bitches who think they are hotter than they are…suck….

I know you get what I’m saying…..and that is that despite J.Woww representing all I hate in the world attached to one pussy and fake tits….I’m kinda eager to see her when she migrates her trash into porn…cuz you know she’s built for it…and I’ll watch it…we just need the Jersey Shore movement to simmer down a bit and let them fade into the irrelevant stripper hell they belong….

She’s looking kinda hot….


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2012

06

Feb

J.Woww’s Ridiculous Cleavage of the Day

Thank god for Implants…at least I know J.Woww does….because without them, she’d be a nobody…a nothing…she would have never been hired as a bar tender and would never made it onto Jersey Shore to play off the troll with a big ridiculous personality while giving guys something to kinda want to fuck strictly based on comparison alone…

Here she is showing off some ridiculous cleavage at the Super Bowl….

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2012

02

Feb

J.Woww Upskirt on Live with Kelly Today of the Day

I don’t know what amazes me more…the fact that the network gave Kelly Ripa the whole Regis show to carry on her small, muscular frame alone…..or that she’s landing top tier guests that are the caliber of J.Woww and Snooki.

I do know that J.Woww flashing her panties is pretty obvious expected behavior from trash with breast implants….I also know that even the least attractive, most annoying, midget monster trash like Snooki proves that if you’re on TV, or if you have a vagina, a dude somewhere will knock her up….especially when paid and for ratings…I mean shit, imagine that reality show…Snooki’s first Mom Years….the only good that will come from that is the kid will be taken away from social services….why the fuck am I talking about Snooki…..especially when J.Woww is flashing some panty…when we really should be debating why she wore underwear…cuz sluts have vaginas to be shown…not to be wrapped up and locked away…especially when on National TV…I guess she’s not the whore I thought she was….

So here’s the clip a homie sent into the site cuz that’s what we do here….we build community….togehter….now stop being a homo and watch the panties…

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2012

23

Jan

J.Woww’s Big Tits of the Day

One of life’s biggest tragedies is that J.Woww was in Vegas at some dumpy Casino called Harrah’s, where I spent a night at a Piano bar with a cop, a born again Christian and a crackwhore just a few nights ago…..and I didn’t stick around to meet this trash….

I guess the real issue is that I probably wouldn’t recognize her amongst the trash that fills they Casinos of vegas…There’s lots of fake tit cleavage, shitty tans, and cheap clothes on cheap women….but it still woulda been nice to grab at her like the pervert I am, maybe even encorage her to rip lines off my tits….but I’m a failure…..

Here are her tits…

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2011

22

Dec

J.Woww’s a Bikini Model of the Day

Jersey Shore trash J.Woww is a bikini model now, and I am pretty ok with it because she has a great body….more importantly she isn’t the troll and this isn’t her signing books that she pretends she wrote…it’s modeling cheesy fucking bikinis….for a company that is probably going to make a fortune now that they brought her on….and the truth is that as shit as Jersey Shore is….she’s the kind of whore, who had implants pre-Jersey shore for a reason….ready to humilate herself in a club, stripclub or porn set to get by, but instead decided to do it on MTV….and there’s nothing wrong with that….as long as you’re the hot one…which apparently this J.Woww is…. Who cares.

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2011

07

Jan

Is this J.Woww Topless?? of the Day

My good friend Mahmoud, who I have never met or spent time with, discussing politics or the muslim faith over ham sandwiches, emailed me and a handful of other sites who don’t trade traffic with me, asking if this was J.Woww.

It is supposed to be 3 years ago, when she was 23 and I’ve never seen Jersey Shore, since I feel it is the devil’s work, and I wouldnt know if it was or wasn’t, but figure you’re into this kind of thing and you will have the answers oh mighty pervert reader I know doesn’t actually exist but in a figment of my imagination…..

So the question of the day is is this J.Woww’s tits or not. I’m going with no, however the girl in the pics is definitely equally lame, cheesy and ready for her Ed Hardy and bottle of Goose to dance on tables and show everyone her gutter thonged drunk ass, from the fake Chanel to the white ink heart tattoo, we know that if this isn’t J.Woww, we’re dealing with one of her kind….some stripper looking trash….I’d expect to be topless…all the time…to feed her illegitimate babies…

Update: Mahmoud just sent this in, if you are wondering the source of the video, that Mahmoud has all the answers….

This was from a Girls Gone Wild best of video called “TOP 50 BESt BREASTs EVER” she was number 36.

Update from Mahmoud – Who has really been investigating this:

I got this reply from Girls Gone Wild V.P.:

“thanks for the email but that is not JWow. We know who the girl is that you sent pictures of and have confirmed her identity. Thanks for trying and keep watching Girls Gone Wild.”

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2010

01

Nov

J-Woww Stupid Fake Tits in a Typical Costume on Halloween of the Day

The thing I hate about Halloween is all the repetitive costumes…The thing I like about Halloween is all the skin exposed….whether it is cleavage or ass…but in one of those be careful of what you wish for situations…I was eating a slice of pizza, looked out the window and a dude in a loin cloth bent down to pick something up and I saw his gaping anus…makin’ me wish Halloween was more about wearing underwear than it is…but I think I just saw the dark side of the holiday….

Speaking of Gaping anus, here’s J-Woww and her useless whore body, fitter than ever in preparation for livin’ out her stripper dream by doing Playboy when MTV is done with her and she’s allowed…you know before fully fading into obscurity where she belongs and she loves showing off her fake tits, cuz they are the most expensive thing she owns thanks to her ex-boyfriend for buying them for her, cuz trashy pigs like this just can’t get enough of dressing up, sluttin’ out, making out with other girls and getting drunk enough to take home random men for unprotected sex, I mean that is the whole reason they got herpes intentionally a few years back right? So they don’t have to bother worrying about getting it on one of their many unprotected sex romps…cuz that’s just slut logic for you….

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2010

18

Oct

J.Woww Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

It is amazing to me that just a year and a half ago, these trashcan pieces of shit were the slimey shit you see at the bar. I have a feeling that before the cameras were on them, they were the shy trash that wished they could be what they’ve become, and thanks to MTV it happened. None of them had education or training, none of them had talent and none of them performed, except maybe J-Woww, cuz you generally don’t get fake tits unless you’re stripping….and here are those shitty fake tits, haggard face, with more money than ever, with more celebrity than they deserve and this whole joke has gone on a little too far that now that it’s not even a fucking joke, these people are legit Hollywood….making it pretty clear to me that Hollywood is fucking over.

So here are her trashy fake tits that I am amazed haven’t been flashed at some party on the show yet…Her nipples are a mystery but will make an appearance in Playboy for more money than she’s worth…and I’m posting it cuz I like trashy gutter whores….even if I hate Jersey Shore and everything it stands for…

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2010

03

Sep

Sloppy Jersey Shore Trash Unfortunately in Her Bikini of the Day

You may be one of the many idiots who buy into this Jersey Shore bullshit and neglect the fact that the girls you are watching are not only half retarded MTV pawns used to make the network money, they are not only cheesy mainstream looking and acting girls who irritate me when I happen to go to shitty bars people lke that dance on tables with their bottles of goose, but they are fucking ugly as hell. Seriously, fake tits can’t save this beast, she’s disgusting and if you think otherwise, you’re fucking disgusting to. Kill yourself.

Ugly or not, Disgusting or not, Vile or not, I am posting this cuz I have no choice…any half famous bitch I see in a bikini ends up on this site….it’s what I do…Kill yourself….


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2010

29

Jul

Jersey Shore Upskirt of the Day

I refuse to refer to this trash by her stupid Jersey Shore name. I’ve always hated big tits from Jersey, they annoy me cuz they are stupid and think they are hotter than they are because all the dudes they are around are jacked up on testosterone and will fuck anything with a pussy, even their guy friends as long as they lube themselves up with tanning oil first….

I am pretty excited to see the shit disappear…but unfortunately people eat this shit up….even though this bitch is the hottest fake titty shit the show has to offer…and she’s not hot at all…

If I think too hard trying to understand this shit, it just hurts my head, so instead here she is in an upskirt….

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