The thing I hate about Halloween is all the repetitive costumes…The thing I like about Halloween is all the skin exposed….whether it is cleavage or ass…but in one of those be careful of what you wish for situations…I was eating a slice of pizza, looked out the window and a dude in a loin cloth bent down to pick something up and I saw his gaping anus…makin’ me wish Halloween was more about wearing underwear than it is…but I think I just saw the dark side of the holiday….

Speaking of Gaping anus, here’s J-Woww and her useless whore body, fitter than ever in preparation for livin’ out her stripper dream by doing Playboy when MTV is done with her and she’s allowed…you know before fully fading into obscurity where she belongs and she loves showing off her fake tits, cuz they are the most expensive thing she owns thanks to her ex-boyfriend for buying them for her, cuz trashy pigs like this just can’t get enough of dressing up, sluttin’ out, making out with other girls and getting drunk enough to take home random men for unprotected sex, I mean that is the whole reason they got herpes intentionally a few years back right? So they don’t have to bother worrying about getting it on one of their many unprotected sex romps…cuz that’s just slut logic for you….

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It is amazing to me that just a year and a half ago, these trashcan pieces of shit were the slimey shit you see at the bar. I have a feeling that before the cameras were on them, they were the shy trash that wished they could be what they’ve become, and thanks to MTV it happened. None of them had education or training, none of them had talent and none of them performed, except maybe J-Woww, cuz you generally don’t get fake tits unless you’re stripping….and here are those shitty fake tits, haggard face, with more money than ever, with more celebrity than they deserve and this whole joke has gone on a little too far that now that it’s not even a fucking joke, these people are legit Hollywood….making it pretty clear to me that Hollywood is fucking over.

So here are her trashy fake tits that I am amazed haven’t been flashed at some party on the show yet…Her nipples are a mystery but will make an appearance in Playboy for more money than she’s worth…and I’m posting it cuz I like trashy gutter whores….even if I hate Jersey Shore and everything it stands for…

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You may be one of the many idiots who buy into this Jersey Shore bullshit and neglect the fact that the girls you are watching are not only half retarded MTV pawns used to make the network money, they are not only cheesy mainstream looking and acting girls who irritate me when I happen to go to shitty bars people lke that dance on tables with their bottles of goose, but they are fucking ugly as hell. Seriously, fake tits can’t save this beast, she’s disgusting and if you think otherwise, you’re fucking disgusting to. Kill yourself.

Ugly or not, Disgusting or not, Vile or not, I am posting this cuz I have no choice…any half famous bitch I see in a bikini ends up on this site….it’s what I do…Kill yourself….

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I refuse to refer to this trash by her stupid Jersey Shore name. I’ve always hated big tits from Jersey, they annoy me cuz they are stupid and think they are hotter than they are because all the dudes they are around are jacked up on testosterone and will fuck anything with a pussy, even their guy friends as long as they lube themselves up with tanning oil first….

I am pretty excited to see the shit disappear…but unfortunately people eat this shit up….even though this bitch is the hottest fake titty shit the show has to offer…and she’s not hot at all…

If I think too hard trying to understand this shit, it just hurts my head, so instead here she is in an upskirt….

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