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2021

12

Nov

Jaime King Nude Addict of the Day

Jamie King is a fucking shit show, but check out that ass in which we assume she shits out of, at least when she comes off all the opiates she’s addicted to, you know since opiates are constipating…

The ass looks round as fuck…

My favorite Jamie King story is when she was a disaster when out for lunch and rumored to have peed on the sidewalk, you know crackhead shit…

Here’s the flashback:

It’s apparently bullshit, she is just sitting in a wet spot, but that’s far less fun….

I have other less fun Jamie King stories too, in the 90s when she was a hot titty fashion model on Heroin for the Heroin chic look she got famous for, her boyfriend at the time overdosed and she didn’t…so he died, she lived on to move to LA and get some low hanging acting jobs…

That’s a good one.

I think she recently got dumped by her husband because of her opiate addiction, you know since heroin addiction in the 90s carries you for 30 fucking years…

BUT THAT ASS looks round as shit, so I’m a fucking fan of a ghetto degenrate rich and famous model in her 40s….actual edgy from an era where people were actually edgy is better than this Disney Fluffy edginess the stars bring us…

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2020

19

Jun

The Jokes Write Themselves of the Day

Jaime King Selma Blair

Two crackhead bitches…looking nice and rough in their 40s…

This is Jamie King, the heroin addict who survived the 90s, even though her boyfriend at the time didn’t who according to her divorce papers is still a fucking junkie, because once a junkie always a fucking Junkie…

She is hanging out with Selma Blair, another psychotic low level celebrity from our younger years who had some hype around her, who is pretending she has MS, or at least playing up the MS, looking all WONKY legged because if you have an ailment, you gotta exploit the ailment for sympathy, brand deals, a marketing hook…you know being a garbage person requires work.

Together, they are walking out of somewhere looking like some crackheads who just scored a bottle of booze from sucking some parking lot dick….only they are “celebrities….which in and of itself is hilarious.

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2020

18

Jun

Jaime King Braless Crackhead of the Day

Jaime King Braless Crackhead

Jaime King is some opiate addict trash who is currently going through a divorce, where her opiate addiction has been made public.

I feel like some sort of prophet, or clairvoyant, call me MISS CLEO, or Nostradamus because I’ve been calling her an opiate addict since she was an official opiate addict.

You see, before she pulled her opiate addict socks up and ran from NYC where she modelled as a HEROIN CHIC with an actual Heroin addiction, it was the 90s, cuz she’s an old weathered pussy….and heroin ended up killing off her boyfriend, so edgy…so cool…fucking idiots…but she’d show her tits alot and we like tits.

So she moved to LA, sucked JustJared’s dick, groupied on a blogger, something that has never happened to me because I am not gay and Asian and in LA I guess…then she tried things out as an actor…and has really done nothing interesting or relevant…all while being an opiate addict, forever an opiate addict…and I have no sympathy for addicts ever.

I will still stare at their junky tits, and pay their junky asses to do the most terrible possible things, you know lets see how far this addiction takes you motherfuckers…maybe you should have just stuck to weed…

I actually have a friend who died of a Heroin overdose, he was a huge pot head hippie who listend to jam bands and wore fucking tie dye before it was cool during quarantine…good vibes until some girl he dated as like “let’s try heroin”…fucking dummy…I have no respect for that and he was a legit friend, so I have no respect for this cunt…who isn’t dead from the opiates…YET…

So stare at the tits while they are still there, I guess.

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2020

28

Apr

Jaime King Nipples of the Day

Jaime King Nipples

Jamie King is some trash who is out there facing COVID with her tits out in a tight bathing suit looking outfit that may remind you of your elementary school swim class…because the tits are very 40 year old in the 90s….

She’s out here for the paparazzi so that they notice her and feel she’s worthy of a pic in these times of celebrities not producing nearly as much paparazzi clickbait….so they’ll shoot pics of anyone…assuming she didn’t call it in…but she probbaly called it in…maximize that trip to the outside world…since the coverage is the only reason she’s on a trip to the outside world…

I am sure she’s not scared of a bullshit virus, she was tying up and spiking her veins with street heroin back in the 90s…when AIDS was a thing. Her boyfriend died of an overdose that I am sure she was there for and she didn’t save him because she was likely having the best high of her life at the time….and because she’s the kind of cunt who lets you die on her watch….

She managed to swap out her career of being a heroin addict model who had her tits out, to an acting career that hasn’t been significant, but that have clearly taken some of the same tactics her modeling career did of having her tits out….because showing off the tits to get people interested in her is one of the most primitive tactics a woman can use and have been using since we were primitive apes…

Either way, 50 year old ex heroin model tits in a face mask isn’t my fetish.

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2020

11

Feb

Jaime King Goes Full Retard in a Bodysuit of the Day

Jaime King Full Retard Bodysuit

I am not politically correct. I figure the one benefit of building a site off making offensive, off color jokes multiple times a day over the last 15 years, is that I can use words like “RETARDED”….I know that it may date me, and not in a dick in mouth kind of date, but let you know how old I am….because I like words like “Retarded”….I also like words like “FAG” and other things that have been banned from the internet cuz you are all a bunch of pussies…

So whenever I see anyone in a helmet, I automatically think of a retard just trying to live his best life without another brain injury from all his retard banging his head against the wall or stumbling while not masturbating at the public pool for the old ladies at aqua fitness.

Plus Jaime King is a fucking retard….a heroin addict model who had a boyfriend die of a heroin overdose like he was less skilled in heroin use than Demi Lovato…which is pretty fucking embarrassing to all the heroin uses…a Disney Kid is harder than you….and now she’s a fucking mom in LA pretending to be an important actress…but she is in on one piece.

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Posted in:Jaime King|SFW

2019

04

Oct

Jaime King Hard Nipples of the Day

Jaime King Hard Nipples Smoking

Jaime King was popular during that whole heroin chic era of models in the late 90s.

She was skinny thanks to being on heroin, her boyfriend even died from it, that’s how committed they were to living out that image they created for themselves, all trying to be cool in NYC fashion industry…and doing that through opiates..like they were because Jazz Players like Ray Charles in the 1950s and 60s…or all those OXY addicts taking street pills now that the manufacturer of OXY is getting fucked up and they are forced to hit the streets…

But even in the 90s, she had tits she was willing to show off to the world…

So seeing her move to LA, remain skinny enough, try to have a career as an actor, hanging with all kinds of actor friends, and bloggers like that gay asian Jared is not that exciting and either is her whole starting a family. I prefer when people die off in their glory days….but maybe these are still her glory days as her nipples still get hard…and her addiction still rings in her ears saying “GET ME OPIATES” everyday….meaning eventually she’ll crack…and until she does – her’s hard nips on some bitch so eager to be cool she got addicted to heroin. Idiot.

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2018

03

Dec

Jaime King Naked on Instagram of the Day

Jaime King Naked Tits on Instagram

Here’s a where are they now – the heroin addicted model who you may have jerked off to in the 90s cuz she had big tits on her small frame and did artistic nudes because it was th time to be naked especially when all jacked up on opiates…

She survived her heroin chic era, her boyfriend at the time didn’t, but then she went on to have other boyfriends and live a full life that is probably annoying to be around, because if you know ex opiate addicts, you know they never shut up about opiates, and if you know celebrity model bitches, you know they never shut up in general, because they are so into themselves and think the world is into them also, and can’t get enough of themselves…

But now she’s putting up nudes on Instagram like it was the 90s, and not like it’s now, when she is 90…and there’s nothing wrong with adding a little tit we’ve seen before in our lives.

Jaime King Nipples See Through White

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2018

20

Nov

Jaime King Hard Skinny Nipples of the Day

Jaime King Braless Hard Nipples Skinny

Jaime King is an ex heroin addict model from the 90s, who had a boyfriend die of a drug overdose as people do when they start fucking with heroin, who survived that era and moved to LA to become an actor, or whatever the fuck she is, but who’s tits don’t seem to have survived, because I guess that’s what happens when you have kids and hey suck the tits off your chest, or when you have to start starving yourself to stay fit, or maybe she’s had cancer…I don’t know..I just know her nipples are hard, her face looks old and tired, but she’s still worth looking at as a reminder of how precious life is, how you only are here for a limited time and how you fucking expire quick….

Inspiring really.

Here are her tits us old fucks used to jack off to….before internet porn was in video and when tits were enough…


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2018

13

Nov

Jaime King Gets Naked and Dykes it Down of the Day

Jaime King Gets Naked and Dykes it DOwn

Jaime King has been around for as long as I can remember, at least her titty pics have been around for as long as I can remember, because I got the internet in 1995, and I was already dabbling in slutty celebrity and model nudity, and she was already working in the fashion world as a fashion model – despite only being 14 years old…not that we knew she was 14 years old…not sure if she was doing the underage topless work, that would be illegal, but she was doing heroin…

I don’t know when she made the move to movies from Heroin, or when she became some celebrity friend to the celebrities, or when she stopped showing off her tits….

I just know she posted a naked pregnancy pic and it’s terrifying, even if it’s a throwback and not what she currently looks like, keep it to your damn self…

Jaime King Kissing Girls Dyke it DOwn

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2018

09

Aug

Jaime King Topless of the Day

Jaime King Topless Holding her Nipples Nude Panties

Jaime King is allowed to be topless on Instagram – unlike people like me – who post topless pics of girls on instagram and get deleted – because she’s famous, apparently, or has famous friends….thanks to being a model when she was 19, addicted to heroin but not overdosing and dying like her boyfriend at the time, but instead aging 25 years and still posting titty pics – cuz it’s her art or some shit….

Her art, that she’s too old to be partaking in, like be a mom, tickle your nipples to keep the breast milk lactating in the privacy of your own home / in the Starbucks and Mall / to offend people who don’t want to see your tits out….cuz they lactation intolerants…don’t tickle your nipples in softcore porno granny.

Point being, I like what is going on here…but I don’t have to agree with it…or support it…or think it’s ok that she can get away with exhibitionism when so many sex workers I know, who don’t have money or rich husbands get deleted fucking up their whole business now that they use IG for sex work, since Backpages got shut down…cu Facebook, despite being publicly traded, is a fucking porno site where you can proposation sluts to fuck for money..or you can pay them 30 dollars a month to watch them finger bang themselves on snapchat like they are Maitland Ward….HYPOCRISY.

THE SOCIO-ECONOMIC DIVIDE IS REAL.

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