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2010

24

May

Janet Jackson in a Shitty See Through Dress of the Day

Pug-faced Janet Jackson tried to distract you from her plastic face by wearing this see through outfit to show off her shelf tits in a very industrial sized bra and the whole thing is a mess that I am only posting to show girls how you can do a see through outfit wrong…and if you’re going to do it…to it topless…even if your breasts are botched from plastic surgery and have no nipples…cuz really that’s the only way to compete and be interesting/relevant….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bra|Janet Jackson|See Through

2009

10

Dec

Janet Jackson’s Big Black Ass of the Day

Janet Jackson has a fat ass. I don’t think that is news, but then again, I am not really a news source. I just know that all those little boys who had their first sexual experience with her brother, and who are now grown men, who have flashbacks of those first orgasms who need themselves some MJ related porn, because his Thriller video has been played to exhaustion and isn’t cutting it and all those girls who got trambled at the an MJ concert after fainting in excitement because they were in the same room as the motherfucker lookin for some MJ related pussy may appreciate this Janet Jackson ass…and so will a lot black fat ass fetishes, so this is for you and I have nothing else to say…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Big Ass|Black|Fat|Janet Jackson

2009

28

Sep

Janet Jackson and her Shitty See Thru Shirt of the Day

For those of you who haven’t been able to jerk off to pictures of Michael Jackson like you used to, because he was porn to you, now that he’s dead or at least pretending he is dead because it makes you feel fucking awkward, here’s a safe alternative, in the form of his sister and her fat tits in a see thru shirt with a bra on, not that anyone who spent the last few years jerking off to pictures of Michael Jackson because he was porn to them really cares about feelin’ awkward or lookin’ for safe alternatives, because clearly anyone who does that is just not right.
Sure some of you are thinking that no one jerked off thinking of Michael Jackson or lookin at pics of Michael Jackson in the last 5 years,, but you’re giving the human species too much fucking credit, since I’ve discovered first hand that the most vile thing you can think of, at least one motherfucker out there has done it, I’m talking things that make cumming on print outs of MJ seem normal.

Here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bra|Janet Jackson|See Thru

2008

18

Sep

Janet Jackson Makes Some Dude Cum Himself By Simulating Sex and Making Out With Him On Stage of the Day

I thought Janet Jackson was too old to be performing, despite all the plastic surgery she’s had to make her look young but instead made her look like some kind of soft spoken monster, but it turns out she is on tour and when on tour it turns out that part of her show involves choosing the biggest, gayest fan, strapping him up on stage and simulating sex with him and making out with him until he cries hysterically and cums himself. I wonder what her little fiance Dupri thinks of all this, I’ve heard about white dudes getting off to their wives getting fucked by black dudes while they sit in the corner, but this is probably just one of those “part of the show” situations. Either way, watch the video and maybe this will encourage you to go to her show you can be this guy and touch the lips that touched a different dude in every city like some kind of travelling whore, only whores are smart enough to not make mouth to mouth contact cuz it’s plain dirty, but that doesn’t stop this Jackson, because like her brother she’s half robot and can’t die.

Posted in:Janet Jackson|Sex