I had an email exchange with Jasmine Waltz a few months ago…back when she was just an LA chick who was hitting all the cool kid parties…probably an aspiring actress who wasn’t booking jobs because just moving to LA and fucking producers isn’t really enough of a hustle since every girl in LA is doing that…

I just assumed she was some bottom feeding fame whore who was semi-popular on instagram and was posting provocative pics to get more popular on instagram…kinda the kind of girl I am into…

But it turns out she was in talks with the people at Big Brother in the UK, a reality show that can make a celebrity in the UK, because their blue collar, shitty mouthed citizens love big titty whores on reality TV….

So I guess I was right about her…and here she is looking good in NUTS…and I’m glad I can always say she once emailed me…before she was a Glamour Model…

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I was the first site to post the Jasmine Waltz sex tape stills …pretty much cuz I go this sex tape market locked down is all this site has going for it…but also cuz I find her kinda hot…sure I don’t know who the fuck she is, even after the last few weeks of her on her press tour, you know promoting her fucking on camera like a common pornstar, eager to get noticed cuz she banged David Arquette, something only one other woman has openly admitted cuz she got pregnant and had no fucking choice about it…you know cuz David Arquette’s a fucking joke….but in typical paparzzi hustle, she’s been seen washing hr car in a bikini and the paparazzi coincidentally were there, you know cuz there’s no way these aren’t staged and reflecting the fact that the sex tape market is drying up, cuz we don’t really care enough about people fucking on camera, we’re desentized, porned out, and really only care if the bitches are actually famous not trying to be famous…..but she’s still hot….

If you want her Sex Tape Follow This Link

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Here is what may be the most dull intro to a sex tape from someone who isn’t even a celeb…but instead someone who has had sex wih celebs…like a groupie whore…who probably moved to LA to be the next Megan Fox…but is instead fucking on camera like a pornstar….cuz whether she admits it or not…that’s what she is and has become…in her quest to be famous….and if they really want to sell sex tapes…and make her famous like she was a Kardashian, even though that’ll never happen, we’re too used to pornstars being everywhere, and this is her breakout role to introduce her to the world, they could at least try a better fucking hustle, maybe with more pussy and fucking in it….Either way…she’s still pretty hot….

Her name is Jasmine Waltz and she has a sex tape…I just didn’t know who Jasmine Waltz was before this sex tape…..

Turns out she is the reason David Arquette left Courtney Cox for a minute. She always fucked Ryan Seacrest, Chris Pine and Jesse McCartney….people who don’t matter but I guess come along on her quest to be famous…and that didn’t work for her so luckily she released a sex tape…cuz that’s the hustle I can appreciate….

Since I’m the number 2400 source for all things good on the internet, I had no choice but to give this reality star in training, pornstar in denial, escort to the stars who won’t admit it some press, cuz any girl willing to fuck on camera is a girl I will watch.

Cuz fucking shouldn’t be a private secret thing, it should be a way to make money and get ahead.

She’s pretty hot.

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You may be asking yourself who this Jasmine Waltz with a great ass in a bikini is and I’m here to clear things up.

She played Kelly in Cheerleader Massacre 2. She played Erin in Secret Girlfriend. She played Soming Girl #3 in Pledge This but she is best known as playing David Arquettes girlfriend who broke him and Courtney Cox up cuz they share the same publicist and it was decided this is best for their careers like the puppets they are…

Now she is playing a cunt who stages bikini pics with the paparazzi like the low level bottom feeder with a dream and a love for attention that she is. Boring maybe, but if a bitch is in a bikini, I have no choice but to look.

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