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2017

10

Jan

Jenna Dewan Tatum Nude of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Jenna Dewan Tatum in bed…naked…probably creatively directed by your favorite male stripper Channing Tatum…who didn’t win the golden globe for the worst movie ever…but probably could have…because it required zero talent….like this pic…only…in this pic there is good back curvature and booty….

The only Jenna Dewan Tatum / Channign Tatum story I have for you, is that I was forced to watch Jupiter Rising yesterday and wanted to kill myself…and that I met one of his agents, who may have been a hipster lying about being his agent, but who I think was his agent….and he said he would drop off scripts at Channing’s house early in his career, and he’d open the door fully naked….and his wife would be fully naked…and they would try to get the agent naked….because they were having some “naked day”….and I thought that was one of the better Hollywood story I’ve heard from an agent, usually they are more cunty…and I’m more into showing their cunt…something Jenna Dewan Tatum isn’t doing….but that you now that cunt is grinding up on some bed sheets…and sometimes that’s enough..

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2016

24

Aug

Jenna Dewan-Tatum in Fuck me Boots in Beverly Hills of the Day

I wonder if this is Jenna Dewan-Tatum in the remake of Pretty Woman, you know since they remake every fucking movie, instead of encouraging retard kids to just watch the goddamn original, and investing their money in making new movies….assholes..

Or maybe Jenna Dewan-Tatum is just living like Julia Roberts, average level hotness, but in fuck me boots, looking good enough to fuck, not to mention she landed the “hottest guy in hollywood”…who’s agent once told me he’d show up to their house and he’d answer the door totally naked…and try to have a naked dance party….and this is the girl he married….clearly into naked dance parties…as long as the guys have money…

She, like Channing, is a pro dancer, which means a great fuck and as we know there are only two real jobs for pro dancers and that’s stripping or Hollywood, I like to think she did a bit of both…

She was a “back-up dancer” who’s backup was dirty dancing – and now she’s an actor…and mom…having been married for 7 years…and I guess she looks good enough

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2013

10

Dec

Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s Bikini Pics of the Day

This just in…new Mom’s in bikinis…definitely not my fetish.

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2013

16

Oct

Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s Mom Body Does Self of the Day

Jenna Dewan-Tatum photshopped hard for Self magazine to show off her new mom body…because mom bodies generally don’t look like this…it just doesn’t make any fucking sense…but in defense of my theory on mom bodies, theories that are totally accurate, she’s wearing pants so the real damage is hidden…kept under wraps…strapped into panties…with duct…

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2012

17

Dec

Jenna Dewan Tatum Pregnant Tits of the Day

When I look at Jenna Dewan’s face I wonder if Channing Tatum realizes that every single girl in the free world want to have his baby…because I am gonna assume he doesn’t….cuz if he did…he wouldn’t have knocked this bitch up….something I assume is the reason he married her, you know to be a good, stand up guy, while people like me would say “fuck that noise” and peace out of the situation….because unlike him….I would know this cunt trapped me….I would realize I was a big star at the top of my game and that no way in hell would a Leno chin like this get spunked up with my seed…..but then again if I was a big star at the top of my game, I would have got a vastectomy, cuz babies are a downer on pretty much every aspect of life…true story…

All this to say, her hormones are making her tits and ass grow….something she’ll probably never bounce out of….cuz that’s just how being a low level actor until landing a way more successful actor….works out….

Good old gold diggin – happens at all levels….


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