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2023

25

Aug

Jenna Jameson Bikini of the Day

You know what the world needs more of….Jenna Jameson…

She’s a legend and at 40-something, she still brings it….

She was an early money maker with her membership site she sold to Playboy for 100 million dollars or some shit, where she’d do one fuck scene a month for that 100 million dollars….

She has since gone crazy, but you’d have to be crazy to have been a fixture in the adult world back when she was, which was back when it meant something.

The girls then weren’t just lazy pigs chasing clout, doing fuck scenes 2 times a day for clout, selling nudes on existing platforms….the girls back then had to be fearless, or crazy, because it wasn’t seen as cool or classy or marketable….People would shun you for your involvement in porn, blacklisted from society, but welcomed in the gutter industry that was porn.

Now they treat you like a legit celeb and legit celebs are doing member sites, they feed you ad deals and podcast views….making her a hell of a lot more interesting, daring, edgy, exciting than these soft spoiled porn chicks of this era….

So I support recent lesbian married Jenna in all her bikini glory, all dinosaur-like, but a symbol of the good days of porn, not the best days of porn but the better than the the close-up face fucking days we’re in…thanks to the TUBE sites…

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2019

01

Jul

Jenna Jameson Keto Body of the Day

Jenna Jameson Keto Body

Jenna Jameson is one of the last official PORN STARS….and this is her KETO body, because she was way fatter than this a few years ago….probably due to her mental disorders that made her a porn chick in the first place…but she’s taken action and applied her mental disorders to getting as fit as possible…or whatever this is….which isn’t that hot, but that is a glimpse of what was when she was a getting fucked on camera kind of girl…before everyone was doing it and it was still a thing…a thing that made her over 100 million dollars and she’d only have to fuck on camera once a month….which all the girls who are doing it for free everyday are missing out on…THE MONEY – because old feminism and empowerment got girls paid to do things like fuck on camera and be a whore sex worker…but now they all do it for free and are vocal about it…like the idiots we all know they are…

So here’s to some old timer….doing old timer shit…like she used to….

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2019

21

May

Jenna Jameson Keto Body of the Day

Jenna Jameson Keto Body Bikini

Jenna Jameson is on the keto diet looking thick as fuck with what must be a fake ass…

She’s a porn chick who has had numerous mental breakdowns…DESPITE having made over 100 million dollars off her porn….in ways far less hardcore than the girls today are doing it…paving the way for some of the most hardcore, almost criminal filmed sex that occurs on the daily by girls doing it for fucking free…since this is a porn generation..they grew up on the shit and it is normal..

While, I’m old, and it’s not normal to me, but I remember Jenna Jameson as the mainstream porn chick who almost crossed over thanks to how rich she got being a whore on camera….

So seeing her still out there looking as terrifying as I’d expect a porn chick to look, cuz they are all so broken on so many levels…brings me comfort…

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2017

22

Feb

Jenna Jameson Takes on the Muslims and Defends the KKK of the Day

The headline going around is that Jenna Jameson is shitting on muslims because they remind her of her porn producers that made her a lot of money and told her how great she was over and over again because they were using her to make money themselves…because because porn is a weird place, especially now, of broken women trying to find validation, and loving being the center of attention, for doing the dumbest fucking work ever, like getting fucked day after day….until they get banged out and forgotten…most not as lucky as Jenna Jameson to have early to the internet membership site model…and thus able to bank tons of money for her and her husband who went on to start a bunch of other websites…because they figured out the internet HUSTLE..

Well after falling into drugs and craziness, like real craziness, I guess she’s pulled herself back together and fixed all the breaks in her soul from the career of being an important force in porn…which really isn’t saying much, it’s just saying girl fucked on camera…and well…she’s making headlines for shitting on Muslims, because she’s Jewish and Jews hate Muslims…and then defending the KKK, only to retract that, but not before the media picked up on her and called her a KKK sympathizer..which would be weird considering she’s Jewish..and if I learned anything from Jerry Springer in the 90s, it’s that the KKK hate Jews more than Blacks because Jews can blend in…and in Jenna Jameson’s case…can be jerked off to without knowing she’s a jew…because I guess she had her Jewish tail amputated…right?

I am not defending Jenna Jameson, I don’t give a fuck about her opinion on anything…but I figure it’s making headlines, It’s funny, she’s a broken retired pornstar, who is now working some weird activism…and it’s entertaining….not dick in vagina while she moans annoyingly with her dumb porn tits entertaining…but she’s old now…so probably a better use of her time…and fingers..and mouth…and I guess shattered pussy she’s keeping in her fitness pants…

Good times.. These probably aren’t in order and probably better that way…

She’s also pregnant because someone married her and knocked her up again – I am surprised she’s able to get pregnant…maybe it’s some archival cum that’s filled her up years ago…paternity test this shit…

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2016

15

Jun

Jenna Jameson Ass Implants Are TErrifying of the Day

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So…Jenna Jameson is still alive…

And it looks like she’s allowed her insanity manifest in totally reasonable ass implants….

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