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2016

07

Apr

Jennifer Lawrence in Harper’s Bazaar of my Birthday Of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence bores me…even when she tries to be interesting, dramatic, or edgy…wearing a blazer with no undershirt like some kind of harlot..cocktease…who is really just some awkward weirdo who happens to have good tits, we’ve all seen the tits, she had leaked pics and dude got arrested for leaking the pics, making her tits some kind of bank heist caliber tit, seeing as she’s the biggest, highest paid star….

But I just don’t get it…I don’t think there’s anything special about her, I don’t believe acting requires real talent and I don’t think her acting is anything revolutionary…but then again, I always watch movies with contempt knowing these overpaid assholes are just fucking lying to me, and for the most part, it’s really the writer who deserves all the credit, since these twats are all interchangeable…they just don’t think that, it gets in the way of their hollywood egos…

I guess what I’m saying is keep trying magazines, and film producers, Jennifer Lawrence peaked with the nudes, and play the victim card like a Kardashian, those nudes are all she should be known for and as responsible casting directors…punished for…

What happened to a bitch getting fired for being sleazy and inappropriate…where are the morality clauses…we know it was a cheap PR stunt…but why does she get off, while we get off for it…and continue to work….why can’t they Hulk Hogan her and ban her from the WWF that is her acting career…because I’ve had enough of her…and I’m ready for fresh new pussy…and seeing as it is my birthday…I should get what I want.

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2016

17

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is so fucking average.

She peaked in her nude pics, and I have a feeling that has less to do with her actual nude body, and more about some awkward, heavily marketed A-Lister getting exposed naked, thanks to some idiot who is going to go to jail for 18 months to 5 years for hacking her shit, I mean her tits were good, but not worth the pay days she gets with her acting…

So even in blue paint for the fetishists / nerds who are so fucking into anything comic book or AVATAR…ready to market the new X-Men because it makes her 10s of millions of dollars she probably thinks she deserves…and that she feels good about because she filters off a percentage of her earning to charity instead of paying taxes on it…

Evil..

But I guess all these girls in Hollywood, famous, Oscar Winning, cocky and coddled are just the fucking worst..

But I have no choice buy to post this…

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2016

09

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Being Spanked in the Bahamas of the Day

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I am still taking in these Jennifer Lawrence pictures of her in a bikini.

Not because she’s amazing in a bikini, but because she’s so fucking average, yet so fucking famous…in one of these deals with the devil that doesn’t really make sense to me, but I guess I’m not a Hollywood producer, or casting director…that found my golden ticket and put all my resources and connections into her….

She’s like one of those apps you find out is a billion dollar app because all these billionaire put money into it and marketed it…even though it’s a shitty fucking app…but the female award winning actor version…makes no sense..

But her nudes were pretty solid, let’s get more of those…

JENN

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2016

07

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence decided to finally bring it…you know tap into what she is best known for…getting half naked on the internet…

I know people are distracted by the constant blockbuster movies she’s in, the constant Oscar nominations, the celebrity…the insane delusional commentary about pay equity and the awkward stumbling, scene causing, super famous but perfectly fucking average super star.

Spitting out water with big tits in a bikini is a solid reminder of the glory days of celebrity blogging…back when it mattered…before social Media made it irrelevant…

I don’t give a fuck about Jennifer Lawrence but bikinis are bikinis…and at least it’s not her BFF Amy Schumer…because that would be fucking terrifying….

But not as Terrifying as this being the biggest story of the day…..other than Kim Kardashian who is more famous than Jennifer Lawrence, probably makes more money than Jennifer Lawrence, and is unfortunately less dumpy than Jennifer Lawrence…which annoys me because I expect hotter bodies out of the really fucking famous top tier A Listers…

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2016

02

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Promoting Purses of the Day

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I know that Jennifer Lawrence was paid 5 million or more dollars by Dior to promote their shitty sweatshop made purses.

I would argue that Jennifer Lawrence won’t sell 5 million or more dollars of purses for Dior, it’s not like she’s a Kardashian.

I know how this shit works, and it’s a big picture concept to book an Oscar Winner as part of a campaign, so that the big brands with big money have something to spend their money on and the agencies they hire…keep getting that big money..where the execs can get excited because they’ve heard her named thanks to all the press she’s had…as an A-Lister they’ve created….because they need A-Listers to keep budgets high….

This is a big picture play, you know to give a lifestyle to the brand, not focused on campaign driven product like she’s a Dior purse AVON lady, but she’s so fucking average, and I’ll never understand why she’s so celebrated.

I am also the kind of person who doesn’t believe that actors have talent, and that they are just a level of pretentious, arrogant, confident, egotistical, vapid and delusional….where they feel comfortable acting like fools on camera…because it pays them stupid money, makes them stupid rich, gives them a stupidly amazing life, that they can sit on their stupid rich person soapbox and preach their stupid out of touch politics….Garbage…

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2016

22

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Should Wear Pants of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is the worst but at least she’s lightened up since the world has seen her asshole in her nude selfies she released in her attempt to come across more interesting than the shell of a personality she has….I guess she’s taking her comedy with fat Amy the use whoever she can to get ahead and the brown guy Aziz she puts inside her even though he’s a pussy and may infact be a lesbian – those Indian bitches are hairy – but you know thick leg and ass cheek with a perv coat happened, it just probably shouldn’t. call me crazy but I like my highest paid celebs to have class and not look like a dumpy college girl rocking her freshman 15-25. This is just a bit too casual Hollywood, what happened to celebs never leaving their compounds on the film studio lot – go back to that since these too much room for me to hate her ass..partially because even I get better ass than this…but becasue I like celebrities who get paid top dollar – to look top dollar.

Sort it out Hollywood. You’re lazy with the no thigh gaps, but an ego that allows you to do whatever you want because “Do You Know Who I am”….I like the sex bruises….they are a nice touch…but still better in pants, even though perverts like us will like anything, and I guess in her defence, nothing she does will be as good as her nudes…no academy award can compare to nude tits intended for dudes to jerk off to her…

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2016

16

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Tits Creates a Charity of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is giving a gift of 2,000,000 tax deductible dollars to the Children’s Heart Foundation because despite being a puppet of the media with no soul, she’s into kids with no hearts….or with broken hearts…because she probably found some recipe or spell that needed Children’s hearts and this was the only way to get it!

I don’t care if the idea is vain, the amount of money that will actually get to the kids will be closer to 20,000 dollars…

I read the WYCLEF AMA on REDDIT yesterday…and saw how to master a fake charity through clever accouunting tactics…

I do care that she’s showing her tits, tits that brown dude AZIZ who is overrated pussy comedy but successful because immigrants like him..

I guess what I’m saying is that I prefer when celebs spend their money on cocaine and hookers, because I like when people acknowledge the vapid, self absorbed cunts they are…this “do good” because it is “good press” no matter what money is involved irritates me…but then again anything that she does that doesn’t involve self shot nudes annoys me too…

I mean – why the fuck is she so fucking famous and in everything – some deals with the devil were made -maybe that’s why she wants to buy all the Kentucky based baby hearts….because in a world filled with equally “talented” actors she just doesn’t make any fucking sense…I don’t trust her….

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2016

05

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence is Hiding her face but I Can Still See Tit of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t want you to see her face, but she does want you to see her tits in a tank top or tee shirt, I didn’t look at the pics that intensely, I just know from experience that she’s into that and by experience I mean she leaked a bunch of her nude pics where she went from being boring and awkward to a great actress capable of making her nude sexts believable and a great experienced director and producer who knew just how to pose to see like an authentic sex by a girl who knows how to sext….

Boring…she bores me…but she wins a lot of awards…so someone out there cares…

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2016

11

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence is a Cunt of the Day

I find it a scam the Jennifer Lawrence is winning awards at every award show, it’s like Hollywood just loves her and thinks she’s the best, because they needed a puppet to position as some high day rate, big pay day, for the producers to really maximize their take off a movie budget, which is all they really care about..

Well, in being Jennifer Lawrence, she’s rich and famous, has good tits at least in nude selfies, and is still so uninteresting as a personality…she’s taken her awkwardness, you know falling down stairs, and has tried to refine it to a bunch of media people trying to pander to her shitty attitude…

She’s the fucking worst, yet marketed as the best, and here she is hassling a reporter, who is probably reading the question becuase he’s not English off her phone, because her and overrated Amy Schumer as just comedians….

It’s impossible to have a celebrity or someone who wants to be a celebrity…who is down to earth or low maintenance. These are the worst kind of brats.

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2016

05

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence is Getting Slutty for Glamour of the Day

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I once asked a Hollywood executive why Jennifer Lawrence got booked for all the jobs and he smiled and said “if you saw her first movie, the one she was nominated for an Academy Award for at 15, you’ll see she’s just got it…a natural talent”…

That is code for “she makes us a lot of money”….

Prior to her sexting scandal that no one really cared about, I just thought she was quirky, awkward, boring…overrated…all the good stuff…but then I saw her tits and I got won over…and figure if she’s getting paid all this fucking money to be in movies, she should contractually be obligated to spread her asshole in at least one scene…that’s where she really excels.

The nice thing about celebrity now, is that people are flimsy and can ruin careers overnight, giving us hope that one day, the only movies she get will involve spread asshole scenes..

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2016

04

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence in Elle France of the Day

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This just in – Jennifer Lawrence, the huge, highly paid Hollywood star, who continues to perpetuate the “celebrity” role, in a world full of instagram famous girls, eating up ad budgets, and attention from media and dudes jerking off…is in Elle France, a fashion magazine that has been iconic in the industry for many decades….with budgets for photoshoots that you’d think they’d use on huge, highly paid Hollywood stars like Jennifer Lawrence…but instead she looks better in her nude selfies….reminding us the traditional photographer, photoshoot, media outlets don’t matter…in a world of nude selfies and icloud hacks…because I only like Jennifer Lawrence for her naked tits, everything else about her is fucking garbage…true story.

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2015

22

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence for Elle Malaysia of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence – in Elle Malaysia – in what we can safely assume are recycled images of Jennifer Lawrence because the Malaysian version of Elle Magazine is likely not that big of a business – with that big of a budget – to hire or produce this big of a photoshoot…but rather the mother company can just give them these pics instead since they own the global rights…

Now you probably don’t care why I am writing about this, or posting this, I am just saying I’ve probably already posted them…but will post them again, because she’s Jennifer Lawrence and I liked her nude selfies, some of her best work, better than any of her oscar awards she probably doens’t deserve but campaigned properly for because her management and agents need a money making star…

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2015

15

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence Wonky Eyebrows for L’Officiel of the Day

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Quirky, Awkward, weird, very famous, very employable, always working, always winning awards because America or at least film producers fucking love her…Jennifer Lawrence….is on the cover of L’Officiel China, in what doesn’t even look like her, but that does make me laugh thanks to the eyebrows…one thick, one thinner, both different, all creepy..

Sure we’d all be happier with more nude selfies, hell I’d even prefer the Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence sex tape, something we can assume Amy Schumer will release in her strategic friendship with the star, that you know Amy Schumer, 15 year veteran comic, clearly an outsider from the entertainment industry for the longest fucking time, until something just hit for her, is being very cautious with…because she knows as much as the world knows…that she doesn’t deserve the success she’s got or the famous friends who are co-signingher shit..

Doesn’t matter…what matters is that Jennifer Lawrence was so average looking until I saw her tits, and her sleazy on all four selfies…really understanding the nude selfie and how it is meant to be done…studying it like a character she’s playing…and speaking to my soul as someone who gets nude selfies all day..that these were in fact official and from the heart…

I guess I just figured out the mystery that is Jennifer Lawrence…it’s not all in the eyebrows…it’s just her “it” factor..she’s got it.

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2015

14

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence Braless at a Premiere of the Day

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I once spoke to a film producer about Jennifer Lawrence. I asked why she was the one getting cast in everything. Why she was the one nominated for everything. Why she was the one everyone loves and he told me some bullshit line…

Something like “If you see her first movie, that she was nominated for, she was brilliant, she had the it factor and still does”…

Which translates to “if you’ve seen her tit pics, you’ll know she has great tits, but tits aren’t enough to cast a girl, even if you get to suck them on the casting couch, but rather the industry needs stars to cast, so they create them, because the more they cost, and the bigger the budget, the more money the producer takes at the top of the production, which is a standard 10 percent”…

Translation, if you have a star who you pay 10,000,000 to, and the investors think she’s worth it, she sells your 80 million dollar movie and as producer you pull 10 percent off the top before production, and you just made 8 million dollars…

When everyone knows you can make a movie for 25,000 – 100,000….but where’s the incentive or scam in that…

Either way, Jennifer Lawrence brought her hot tits to a premiere….of something she got paid too much for…if she’s even in it, I don’t keep track of her day to day bullshit…

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2015

19

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence, The Most Powerful Woman in Hollywood of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence, highest paid, award winning actress..reminds me more of the three stooges…

Here’s her video…the highlight is Donald Sutherland, not because he cuts off Jennifer Lawrence, or because he looks annoyed by her shitty jokes, it’s like dude has to interact with this bitch and can’t stand her, or because he’s sitting behind Jennifer Lawrence, a position most men want to be in on before the sodomy….but because he lives in Montreal and fucks a French Canadian

Such a Silly bitch…doing some kind of weirdo comedy act…while making fucking millions…I think we can all agree…she’s ant her best when naked…her body is actually pretty fucking rockin’…

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