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Jennifer Lawrence, The Most Powerful Woman in Hollywood of the Day


Jennifer Lawrence, highest paid, award winning actress..reminds me more of the three stooges…

Here’s her video…the highlight is Donald Sutherland, not because he cuts off Jennifer Lawrence, or because he looks annoyed by her shitty jokes, it’s like dude has to interact with this bitch and can’t stand her, or because he’s sitting behind Jennifer Lawrence, a position most men want to be in on before the sodomy….but because he lives in Montreal and fucks a French Canadian

Such a Silly bitch…doing some kind of weirdo comedy act…while making fucking millions…I think we can all agree…she’s ant her best when naked…her body is actually pretty fucking rockin’…

To see her at an event…..promoting shit….


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Jennifer Lawrence Shows off her Panties Mound of the Day




I think with all that is going on in the world, with all this hate, gender confusion, slut shaming…ISIS attacks, innocent people getting killed, we should focus on what is actually important and that is Jennifer Lawrence…

These pictures are from last week, pre-ISIS attacks on Paris, so she didn’t know she’d be taking focus away from World War III, but I guess she felt when at an appearance for a movie that 100s of millions of dollars were pumped into, and that she makes 100s of millions of dollars being in, because let’s face it…she deserves it…she decided to flash what looks like panty covered pussy mound…a rare breed of mound…but not really…

I prefer he vagina when she’s on all fours and she’s spreading her ass apart…in selfies they leaked…but this spy pervert shit is a good enough distraction for me…

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Jennifer Lawrence Funny Horseback Rider in Vogue December of the DAy

I think we can all agree….that nothing Jennifer Lawrence does will ever be as interesting as her “hacked”…or “leaked”…pics that came out around this time last year….They featured her tits, rumored asshole, hot pink pussy lips and even a facial…

There is no movie, magazine, appearance that the young multi-millionaire…with her Academy Award nominations will do that will ever be quite as good…even if in 10 years, when she’s forgotten, but just some rich woman who once made movies, and she revisited the nudes…it wouldn’t be as amazing as when she was 23…and didn’t want the pics seen…

So in some ways she’s peaked, in other ways, she’s just getting started with the whole keep on winning awards because apparently, despite her whining, she’s the only bitch who knows how to act or is worthy of being in movies…I don’t know why…but it is what it is…let’s call Hollywood predictable, insular, consistent in the shit they make..

That said, she’s in Vogue talking about how fat Amy Schumer is but how funny their potty humor, target women, going to make them both billionaires, because they are it girls together…she’s also talking about all the other awkward, overly honest, shitty herself type stories…and most interesting complaining about men making more money than her…while showing off that she can make a horse buck.

I never found her hot…but not I find her hot…all it took was asshole, proving my theory that asshole pics save, if having my respect is considered being saved…I have a feeling it doesn’t…

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Jennifer Lawrence Falls Again of the Day

Apparently, this is a video of Jennifer Lawrence being clumsy, because she falls anytime she can at events…because she’s either hiding a chronic disease, like MS, or maybe she’s just an awkward and clumsy bitch, when not in the various characters that have got her nominated and winning Academy awards her entire career…when she’s not complaining about being underpaid, despite being overpaid..she plays make-belief, but don’t tell these vapid retards that…they are so into themselves that they actually think they are doing somehting important, with movies like Hunger Games – even though people could just read the book…

Doesn’t matter, what matters is that we can all agree her best character she has played was slutty sexter, with a possible facial pic…because those pics that were leaked of her, made all her annoying, awkward, lesbionic, jokester weirdo ways…totally acceptable..because bare tits….make me like people…

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Selena Gomez Tit vs Jennifer Lawrence Tit of the Day

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These tits have nothing in common, other than that they are probably on Taylor Swift’s team of famous people who she invites into her house because she’s fucking creepy…

But they did both make an appearance last night…and I figured why bother writing some long winded nonsense on either of these overrated, overpaid, child stars who have won…when I can just say…here are some overrated, overpaid, child stars showing their tits…but not the way I generally like their tits…with nipple…especially Jennifer Lawrence, who in all her weird and awkward, knows how to take a hot nude selfie..she gets right into Character…while Selena GOmez only knows how to cry about Bieber and Chemotherapy…while pretending her tit enlargement is steroids from LUPUS…and not natural loveliness like the tits that redeemed Jennifer Lawrence…her tits..




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Jennifer Lawrence for her Ego of the Day

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Hollywood is a fucking scam…

There is no reason…or rhyme..as to why Jennifer Lawrence is the “It” girl…

Why is she top of her game, why are people fighting to book her, why is she constantly nominated and winning Oscars…it just doesn’t make sense…

Doesn’t Hollywood realize that there are thousands of girls, who are hotter than her…maybe even more talented than her…

Who did her mother sleep with, or sign a deal with, to ensure this constant flow of work…

Why is she the one getting paid millions of dollars, when the acting world generally pays 60,000 dollars a movie now that the money is more limited as they go through the shift…

It just makes no sense.. I look at her, I look at her nudes, she’s got great tits, but so do hundreds of girls. Who fucking cares…but for some reason, her agents, management, producers fucking love her and think she sells movie tickets…it’s fucking odd…but not as odd as her public behavior…and here she is being quirky on her knees because on her knees where she belongs jokes…are good for business…

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Essay on Gender Inequality in Hollywood of the Day


Apparently, this is an essay that Jennifer Lawrence wrote about gender inequality in pay scale in Hollywood, even though she’s currently the highest paid actress in Hollywood, and we can all agree that actors as a whole, are all over paid and in the grand scheme of the world…that is the actual inequality…

What they do is not worth the money they get paid, the budgets are set and the pay scale high, so that the producers brokering and getting fiancning for their movie get their 10% of the budget off the top, so if dude is behind a 100,000,000 dollar movie, he needs to justify that 100,000,000 dollars so that he can take his 10 percent before production even starts…meaning just setting up the deal…makes him 10,000,000 dollars…before even filming…and that’s why they pay actors a ton of money…because it allows a movie that should otherwise cost a million, that they’d make 100,000 off the top…make them so much more…and I guess it makes sense because they make product and sell product and people buy into the product…so why not let the actors have a cut?….

I say, because they are all talentless hacks that are interchangeable, and that I would argue could be anyone in any given movie..

Anyway, to see a girl who gets paid too much complaining because the studios put more value on the male talent, like a male pornstar who complains because the studios put more value on the female talent…is just bullshit…even if she addresses just how it’s not relatable because she’s already made so much money…but still an issue for her because she’s not getting paid the same as the costars…

The fact is, we don’t live in communism, if the producer says “I have 1,000,000 for you, take it or leave it”…take it or fucking leave it…and if they say “I have 3,000,000 for Brad Cooper because he won’t take 1,000,000 and we really want him”….who fucking cares…


Fuck these pieces of shit on all fronts, pay them 60,000 dollars which is SAG minimums….and still make great fucking movies, because there are equally talented people willing to take that and if it’s a good fucking movie…people will see it…

I say, take the money out of the actors hands…give it to the fucking writers…directors and the people who actually make the movie what it is…not the on screen bullshit..

Either way, here’s her opinion…that I think is worth reading because it’s a joke…on all fronts..shut the fuck up and act puppet with hot tits…

When Lena first brought up the idea of Lenny to me, I was excited. Excited to speak to Lena, who I think is a genius, and excited to start thinking about what to complain about (that’s not what she pitched me, it’s just what I’m gonna do). When it comes to the subject of feminism, I’ve remained ever-so-slightly quiet. I don’t like joining conversations that feel like they’re “trending.” I’m even the asshole who didn’t do anything about the ice-bucket challenge — which was saving lives — because it started to feel more like a “trend” than a cause. I should have written a check, but I fucking forgot, okay? I’m not perfect. But with a lot of talk comes change, so I want to be honest and open and, fingers crossed, not piss anyone off.

It’s hard for me to speak about my experience as a working woman because I can safely say my problems aren’t exactly relatable. When the Sony hack happened and I found out how much less I was being paid than the lucky people with dicks, I didn’t get mad at Sony. I got mad at myself. I failed as a negotiator because I gave up early. I didn’t want to keep fighting over millions of dollars that, frankly, due to two franchises, I don’t need. (I told you it wasn’t relatable, don’t hate me).

But if I’m honest with myself, I would be lying if I didn’t say there was an element of wanting to be liked that influenced my decision to close the deal without a real fight. I didn’t want to seem “difficult” or “spoiled.” At the time, that seemed like a fine idea, until I saw the payroll on the Internet and realized every man I was working with definitely didn’t worry about being “difficult” or “spoiled.” This could be a young-person thing. It could be a personality thing. I’m sure it’s both. But this is an element of my personality that I’ve been working against for years, and based on the statistics, I don’t think I’m the only woman with this issue. Are we socially conditioned to behave this way? We’ve only been able to vote for what, 90 years? I’m seriously asking — my phone is on the counter and I’m on the couch, so a calculator is obviously out of the question. Could there still be a lingering habit of trying to express our opinions in a certain way that doesn’t “offend” or “scare” men?

A few weeks ago at work, I spoke my mind and gave my opinion in a clear and no-bullshit way; no aggression, just blunt. The man I was working with (actually, he was working for me) said, “Whoa! We’re all on the same team here!” As if I was yelling at him. I was so shocked because nothing that I said was personal, offensive, or, to be honest, wrong. All I hear and see all day are men speaking their opinions, and I give mine in the same exact manner, and you would have thought I had said something offensive.

I’m over trying to find the “adorable” way to state my opinion and still be likable! Fuck that. I don’t think I’ve ever worked for a man in charge who spent time contemplating what angle he should use to have his voice heard. It’s just heard. Jeremy Renner, Christian Bale, and Bradley Cooper all fought and succeeded in negotiating powerful deals for themselves. If anything, I’m sure they were commended for being fierce and tactical, while I was busy worrying about coming across as a brat and not getting my fair share. Again, this might have NOTHING to do with my vagina, but I wasn’t completely wrong when another leaked Sony email revealed a producer referring to a fellow lead actress in a negotiation as a “spoiled brat.” For some reason, I just can’t picture someone saying that about a man.

Jennifer Lawrence is an Academy Award–winning actress.

I still think her best work is her SEXTS…

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Jennifer Lawrence Gives Dudes Piggy Back Rides of the Day


Jennifer Lawrence is taking a lesson out of the Taylor Swift school of bullshit friendships to show the world you’re a normal, tolerable person…and like Taylor Swift, her “friend”…she is now creating her own army…of comedians..

I guess in her quirky, weirdness, she feels as though she’s a comedian at heart…maybe a comedic genius and that’s why she falls all the time, or says insane things all the time, and it has nothing to with her being some mentally fucked up, sold to hollywood at a young age by her parents, before selling herself out to a franchise movie that makes her big fucking money, while doing other big box office roles for Academy awards, because the stories are more compelling…and they still pay her her rate…because she’s so high in demand…something that I find amazing, but not as amazing as her tits…tits I decided I liked and tits that made her more interesting to me…after she leaked her sexts…to make her seem more human and have sex appeal she knew she had but was too awkward to really have…

So now, these Comedians who are ultra fucking famous, because “comedy”…is the new reality star, and comedians get into the hearts of everyone…through laughter…even if they are like this Brown dude and the jokes are fucking safe and lame…because men are encouraged to be tame, pansies now…or like Amy Schumer…where they are just some fat chick making jokes about getting gang banged…and throat fucked…because girls are encouraged to be raunchy now…both of whom are Jennifer Lawrence’s crew…who she piggy backs….even though any immasculated dude letting a chick piggy back ride him…probably also lets a chick peg him…

This is lame…



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Jennifer Lawrence and her Purse of the Day


My favorite bag that Jennifer Lawrence has ever promoted… is her vagina …

Those nudes were officially her best work…

Unless you’re into the series she’s on, I can’t think of the name and I’m not going to look it up..she has a bow and arrow in it I think…It’s something about dreams..they have 3 in the series, it’s where she sold out for the cash grab…fuck…why can’t I think of this, you know in the time i’ve been writing this I could have just googled it…no not X-Man, they just shot that there…the other one…the one about fat chicks that she gained all that weight for…Hunger Games….fine I googled it…I gave in and accepted no memory as a real life issue….and I accepted Jennifer Lawrence as a real life actor, even though acting is a lie, when her tits were exposed and I saw how perfect they were…no the OScars and all the gigs she gets had nothing on those nudes…

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Jennifer Lawrence Hot in Montreal of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is in Montreal…and I am in Montreal…and it would make so much sense for the gossip magazines if we were in Montreal together, but the truth is that I don’t leave my house, Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t know I exist, and really represents all that is wrong in the entertainment industry, I mean other than her nude pics…her nude pics were a good strategic release to help win some more fans…her tits perfect…her poses amazing…really channelling a slut in a long distance relationship dying to get fucked…an insatiable appetite for her pussy cumming…but those pics were not nearly as good as this one of her…that really showcases her natural beauty and possible over eating….now that Fat chicks are the best…


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Tall, Awkward, Rich, Famous, Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day


In case you were wondering…Jennifer Lawrence looks better naked than in a bikini, or clothed….

You see there was a few years in Jenner Lawrence’s career where I just found her an irritating, overrated, scam of an “actress”, constantly playing an idiot in public, so that when she performed in movies, people would be like “Shit she’s good”…in comparison to her real life retard behavior…

I was like “she’s not even hot, she’s just big and bulky”…

THen she leaked the nudes, and boom, love happened…the weirdo awkward bitch making millions for selling out, while also starring in huge fucking Brad Cooper movies, was amazing nude..she was slutty enough to take nudes…and looked good nude…and I figured there is no way she didn’t leak them herself, in a way to maintain being a victim…

The world moves fast, no one cared a week after they happened, we see porn all day everyday, we don’t need Jennifer Lawrence nude, it’s not the 90s when nude celebs was a thing, because now nude neighbors and girls I went to school with, or who work at the bar nude is what we care about…

So seeing her in a bikini, looking average at best, reminds me…that she should be naked…not clothed…

That’s it.

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Jennifer Lawrence Tits Sing Cher of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence showed off her tits for Conan, because her tits are awesome and have reinvented her as a performer, who I assume doesn’t like to break her work down to tits, but rather just raw talent, even though we all know that acting doesn’t require talent, it just requires someone willing to be enough of a self-involved, narcissistic asshole, who likes to look at themselves in the mirror as they rehearse their lines..I am not saying that as a bitter failed actor, I am saying that as someone who has lied his way through life, Oscar winning performances to get pussy,…and I know doing it on camera would just require a little bit of thinking what I am doing is important, when I am too busy trying to take the panties off with my mouth…you know part of the lie that got me in this situation..

That said, she’s celebrated, she’s award winning, she’s rich…but what matters is her tits we saw in the hacked pics…because they were big enough, young, and bouncy…the kind of tits that are so good that they would make a bitch love herself enough to be that narcissistic asshole who thinks she’s got raw acting talent..allowing her to continue with her lie…

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Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy

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So Jennifer Lawrence is shopping for an apartment in NYC….the development is called the 445 Greenwhich and I guess she’s being pitched on Penthouse F…

According to my friend Steve – The most expensive penthouse is OVER 50 MILLION DOLLARS

Which is a nice reminder that if you’re nominated for a bunch of Oscars for the hit movies you participate in and probably have a backend piece of…we’re talking all the movies she’s been nominated for Oscars in…while maintaining a series of blockbusters movies like Hunger Games…which you probably have a piece of the backend on…you can actually make stupid money as an actress…

So all you actresses out there making SAG rate of 60k per movie, need to channel your inner J.Law…cuz bitch is winning at fucking life apparently…and I’m all about her, not because of her quirky likeable scam or her acting ability, but rather…because of her hot tits we saw in her nudes…she’s a winner..and she’s winning..kill yourself


Penthouse F 15.25 mil. Unless she got paid to carry that folio around. The hype machine never sleeps!


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Jennifer Lawrence is Silly of the Day


I used to find Jennifer Lawrence pretty fucking irritating…she was always being so silly and seemingly accessible and likeable…falling all over herself, while campaigning for her Oscars…so many Oscars..she’s nominated every year…and no one really knows why…

But then her nude pics came out, her young tits were great, her body hot, and her willingness to get naked, like pretty much everyone with a phone, worked for me….

So now, she can do no wrong…even when she’s backed to her old tricks of chopstick tusks…for the paparazzi…because she’s possibly drunk, and broken up from that weirdo in Coldplay she was dating…

I heard she was filming in montreal…but she didn’t hit me up…breaking my heart with the rejection I deserve…so I guess I should go back to hating her…but those nudes..were just so unexpected and good…I’m a fan for life now.

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Jennifer Lawrence Awkward Walk in Shorts of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence was the awkward weird celebrity who had no sex appeal and who I didn’t understand. Almost like an Anna Kedrick, in a “why are these girls so popular, they aren’t even hot”…especially not this Jennifer Lawrence character, she’s so thick but yet constantly nominated for Academy Awards…is her dad on the Academy? I mean it was just crazy..

Then a man apparently from Chicago…with nerdism on his side, took his nerd skills to Apple, who may be built on nerds, but nerds are GODS there are loopholes…attacked icloud…got all her nudes….and all of a sudden…Jennifer Lawrence was a babe…who should have won academy awards for knowing how to post in sexts and selfies…seriously….she was that good…

Then there’s the whole fucking the dude from Coldplay who must be in his 50s…reminding us all that her clumsy ass act…is a dirty little bird…who may now have AIDS..but nothing green juice won’t save…right Gwyneth…

Not that celebrities don’t have access to the cure for AIDS…you think the government would make a disease without a cure…I mean get serious people…

All this to say…she’s not that hot..but she is still hot…and it all happened cuz of her nudes…so girls…don’t let your morals get in the way…get naked. take pics with your phone..that’s why there’s a camera…send them around…don’t be shy…and good things will happen…but I guess you already know that…it comes with being born with a vagina…and I come to vagina…so much in common..


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