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2015

25

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence is Silly of the Day

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I used to find Jennifer Lawrence pretty fucking irritating…she was always being so silly and seemingly accessible and likeable…falling all over herself, while campaigning for her Oscars…so many Oscars..she’s nominated every year…and no one really knows why…

But then her nude pics came out, her young tits were great, her body hot, and her willingness to get naked, like pretty much everyone with a phone, worked for me….

So now, she can do no wrong…even when she’s backed to her old tricks of chopstick tusks…for the paparazzi…because she’s possibly drunk, and broken up from that weirdo in Coldplay she was dating…

I heard she was filming in montreal…but she didn’t hit me up…breaking my heart with the rejection I deserve…so I guess I should go back to hating her…but those nudes..were just so unexpected and good…I’m a fan for life now.

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2015

11

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence Awkward Walk in Shorts of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence was the awkward weird celebrity who had no sex appeal and who I didn’t understand. Almost like an Anna Kedrick, in a “why are these girls so popular, they aren’t even hot”…especially not this Jennifer Lawrence character, she’s so thick but yet constantly nominated for Academy Awards…is her dad on the Academy? I mean it was just crazy..

Then a man apparently from Chicago…with nerdism on his side, took his nerd skills to Apple, who may be built on nerds, but nerds are GODS there are loopholes…attacked icloud…got all her nudes….and all of a sudden…Jennifer Lawrence was a babe…who should have won academy awards for knowing how to post in sexts and selfies…seriously….she was that good…

Then there’s the whole fucking the dude from Coldplay who must be in his 50s…reminding us all that her clumsy ass act…is a dirty little bird…who may now have AIDS..but nothing green juice won’t save…right Gwyneth…

Not that celebrities don’t have access to the cure for AIDS…you think the government would make a disease without a cure…I mean get serious people…

All this to say…she’s not that hot..but she is still hot…and it all happened cuz of her nudes…so girls…don’t let your morals get in the way…get naked. take pics with your phone..that’s why there’s a camera…send them around…don’t be shy…and good things will happen…but I guess you already know that…it comes with being born with a vagina…and I come to vagina…so much in common..

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2015

25

May

Jennifer Lawrence’s Fat Ass Walking Her Dog in Montreal of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is in Montreal….

So am I….

This can go one of three ways, either I “accidentally” bump into her, she falls in love, and I go along with it because I liked her nude selfies and appreciate the K-Fed Hustle..of knocking up someone rich and famous for a life of luxury…..OR…I get arrested for stalking…even though I would never do anything of the sort…but you know these egos think you’re after them when they find you hiding under their beds in a hotel room….OR…I won’t have any interaction with her at all, thanks to not running inot the same circles….

But What I can still do is stare at her ass in leggings…and remember those nudes…that put her on the map for me, because prior to those nudes…she was pretty much invisible in sex appeal…but just some awkward thing getting too much positive affirmation…but those nudes…changed everything. That’s why I think they are staged…

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2015

04

May

Jennifer Lawrence in a Mesh Shirt of the Day

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I figure no pictures of Jennifer Lawrence really matter after seeing Jennifer Lawrence completely naked in her selfies…something that actually made me respect her as being something I would want to have sex with, rather than for being some annoying, quirky, hollywood starlet who keeps winning awards, despite being boring, uninteresting or even cute…

But those nudes, that shit put her on the map…not the Academy awards, the millions of dollars, all for her being celebrated as some star….those nudes…are her best work and all that really matter…

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2015

24

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence for Handbags of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence may not have planned her nude pics being leaked, but they did work out in her favor, she got the world to see that she was amazing naked…all her nudes were good. If they hacked her icloud why weren’t any of her unflattering pics there…it must have been an inside job…that allowed the world to see she was hot, all while playing victim, allowing her to still get big movie roles and Oscar nominations and more importantly, things for big brands, like this purse company…and the flaw in all this is that she’s not naked.

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2015

06

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Naked With Snake of the DAy

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People are so excited about these Jennifer Lawrence posing with a snake for Vanity Faire, ripping off a picture by Richard Avedon, that they’ll call a tribute, but that I call having no ideas of their own…

I guess people don’t realize that with a little google action, you can probably find her butthole from her leaked pics…pics that turned her from a boring overrated actress to someone I appreciate..thanks to the basic getting naked in selfies to either send people she fucks to jerk off to….or because that’s just what slutty girls with too much time on their hands do…and either way..she had great tits in those pics.and I guess still does….and this is how they look according to Vanity Fair.

I’m drunk.

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2014

13

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Does Letterman of the Day

Academy Award Winning – Amateur Porn Model – Jennifer Lawrence continues to diffuse her slutty, exhibitionist, with a ton of fucking nudes on her phone, situation she probably orchestrated to sex up her image, by singing christmas Carols on David Letterman…but I am far more into the red dress she wore…now that I know what she looks like naked, I can really appreciate everything I ignored about her before, like her awesome tits…

All this to say, all it takes for me to fall in love, is to have a girl sext – so send nudes…

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2014

11

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is playing with us, at least now that she’s got naked under control….we’ve all seen her publicity stunt fappening that she fake cried about and spin to be the victim of her whoring…and now she can go out with her tits, so all of us who have seen those tits, can see them again without much recourse,

It’s really not a big deal, since we’ve already seem them in a person, which is far better better, posed light….

All this to say, she looks better in selfie nudes…and boring everywhere else…but I’ll look at tit slips for old times….because I like tits, even if I find her the fucking worst…

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2014

10

Nov

Trying to Look Up Jennifer Lawrence’s Skirt of the Day

We’ve already seen your vag, bro.

Covering up is just fucking tacky, even trashy, rude, disrespectful to her new found fans who fucking hated her before her leaked nude pic scandal she probably staged happened….

There comes a point in every slag’s career that crossing your legs, or wearing panties, just doesn’t fucking matter at all…but she is acting like it does, because she’s an actor, now throw another Oscar her over achieving, scheming scamming, way….maybe she can insert it in her ass like the kind of girl we know she really is…an awesome one – not a coy one playing shy like on this german show…right..

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2014

23

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence Booty Profile of the Day


Jennifer Lawrence’s side profile while she covers her face, is far less interesting than her hundreds of nude selfies that showcased said ass, possibly even getting fingered in at least one, or more importantly her young, Oscar winning tits, that we can assume only the producers her mom sold her and “boyfriends” she use to fill the emptiness in her soul thanks to her mom selling her off, had the right to see before…it’s like now, anything she does, even when braless and tight…is even more dull than pre-nude scandal…which was pretty fucking dull to begin with…

Either way, good tits need to be encouraged to make appearances…so this is my encouragement…

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2014

14

Oct

Don’t’ Look At Jennfifer Lawrence Braless You Perpetuate Sex Abuse of the Day

I find it interesting – that Jennifer Lawrence made some bogus statement to Conde Nast, about how the people (Conde Nast) who made money off of her nudes – are sex offenders and that they were private property and not leaked as part of any campaign to toughen up her image….but more interestingly, that anyone who looked at her tits, which were awesome by the way, are sex offenders for perpetuating this behavior, instead of taking ownership on “Hey, I take nudes, I am a narcissist, and I want people to see my nudes, just not my fans, because I just use them for money and don’t feel they have right to get in on my sexting”…it’s like instead of saying “If you take nudes expect them seen”…she said “if you nudes get leaked – everyone who looks is a sex offender”…

Anyway, we all know it was a PR initiative – and that she doesn’t actually believe it – because this is her second or third bra-less appearance since “The Fappening” made her cool again – and you’d think a girl who offends rape victims by relating to them in her “nude scandal”…you know pretending she too was raped and traumatized by the ordeal because it looks good for her case against google, when really she doesn’t give a fuck and if she did – she’d probably be in a turtleneck.

All this to say, celebrities are full of shit….

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2014

10

Oct

Today in Jennifer Lawrence Nipples of the Day

I think these are the first appearance of Jennifer Lawrence nipples since the nude pics happened….and for some reason I find her more interesting to look at…

Maybe because I know she’s a real person now, or at least one I don’t mind looking at naked, or maybe it is because her nudes have led me to develop very strong friendships with her lawyers…

Maybe I know that celebrities love themselves and the attention and that she was hardly ashamed of these nude pics, she’s just pretending to be – because it’s good for business, or her brand but rather loves every second of it…because they are exhibitionist…

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2014

07

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence on Leaked Nudes in Vanity Fair of the Day

Jennife Lawrence has spoken in a calculated and crafted PR statement that I assume her and her lawyers scrutinized over in reference to the celebrity leak that to me was the best thing she’s ever done in her life – because it made me think she was hot and her Academy Awards justified…instead of the awkward weirdo I felt scammed the system…

Some Highlights:


“every single thing that I tried to write made me cry or get angry. I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.”

Agreed – girls – it is better to get off to you than to porn – whether in a relationship or not – I love the nudes…


“It is not a scandal. It is a sex crime,” she tells Kashner. “It is a sexual violation. It’s disgusting. The law needs to be changed, and we need to change. That’s why these Web sites are responsible. Just the fact that somebody can be sexually exploited and violated, and the first thought that crosses somebody’s mind is to make a profit from it. It’s so beyond me. I just can’t imagine being that detached from humanity. I can’t imagine being that thoughtless and careless and so empty inside.”

I don’t think that this is a sex crime, that’s what I call overreacting. It’s a breach of privacy, if the pictures were even hacked, and not given away from her ex who she was in a loving relationship with for 4 years.

I do agree that sites like Reddit, owned by Conde Nast, made millions off the pictures and she should get a piece of that action – but sites like mine are just reporting the news, no one reads, I just like celebrating tits.

The interesting thing – is that they come after sites like me – who link to the pics on sites like Reddit owned by Conde Nast, rather than Conde Nast, the billion dollar company.

The even more interesting thing – is that Vanity Fair is owned by Conde Nast – the same company that owns Reddit and that made millions off the pics…

So she’s calling out a company while giving the same company an exclusive.

#illuminati.

The fact is she’s famous, we want to see her naked, I want to see everyone naked…and if I could I would. I would just never post their nudes online, because I am a good guy…but if they were put online by some other asshole I’d look.


“Anybody who looked at those pictures, you’re perpetuating a sexual offense. You should cower with shame. Even people who I know and love say, ‘Oh, yeah, I looked at the pictures.’ I don’t want to get mad, but at the same time I’m thinking, I didn’t tell you that you could look at my naked body.”

I am sure she didn’t look at any of the other leaked nudes, I mean Kate Upton’s floppy tits are probably on her phone and she sends them around to her friends when she’s having a bad day. To say you shouldn’t look when it hits the internet, is like saying “don’t pay 18 dollars for the IMAX experience of my movie. It’s like saying you shouldn’t watch the viral video of Star Wars kid who became suicidal after that leaked due to bullying. The internet is a place for humanity to be their true asshole. If you don’t want nudes seen, don’t take nudes…because like I tell every girl, every nude pic you send is going to be seen by someone other than the intended person – even if just casually when drunk. I am one of the few people who doesn’t show people nudes, because I have no friends.


“You have a choice. You don’t have to be a person who spreads negativity and lies for a living. You can do something good. You can be good. Let’s just make that choice and—it feels better.”

I mean…coming from a vapid twat who makes a ton of money and doesn’t give that money back to charities like the selfless person she is – it’s hard to take her seriously. Is she a good person living in her 10 million dollar mansion – and funding her manager and agent’s 10 million dollar mansion – these money grubbers are barely human and when they preach it – it’s a fucking joke. Hypocites…


“When I have to make that phone call to my dad and tell him what’s happened … I don’t care how much money I get for The Hunger Games,” she says. “I promise you, anybody given the choice of that kind of money or having to make a phone call to tell your dad that something like that has happened, it’s not worth it.”

Her dad probably leaked the shit…I don’t believe in hacks…I believe in marketing stunts to get paid, you know like when he pushed her into acting at 14. The fact is that saying “I don’t care about how much money I made for this movie”…doesn’t really hold any value – when the money is in the bank….getting interest. It’s just fucking words…as if her dad didn’t know she was a little naughty – he’s the one who taught her those moves to get roles – come people…you sold your soul to the devil to become famous…all of you – you have no privacy – get over yourself…

Ultimately, nudes are awesome. they don’t ruin careers…there is so much noise out there, everyone forgets after 5 minutes…get over yourself…stop bringing it up….and take more titty pics baby…they hot…(PS she got naked in Vanity Fair for the article…good work)

Everything you see is staged. Nothing is real. Especially with celebrity.

Remember that.

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2014

30

Sep

Jennifer Lawrence Paparazzi Picture of the Day

I think it is safe to say that Jennifer Lawrence is far better at taking nudes.

Before the Nudes, she was one of the most overrated, overrated hyped, boring celebrities to win award after award…then I realized…shit this girl loves taking pics of herself, and she looked substantially better in those pics…making her suddenly matter. I judge all girls by their quality of nude.

Now she’s acting all scared of the paparazzi. It’s like girl, we’ve seen your ass get fingered, we’re all friends here, it’s no big deal…no need to hide…own your shit…like you owned those nudes…

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2014

17

Sep

Jennifer Lawrence in Shorts of the Day

Everyone was so upset when Jennifer Lawrence had her phone hacked, something we will never know if it was actually staged as part of a massive PR stunt to get everyone to know who Jennifer Lawrence is, because she’s not marketed heavy enough…or to even rebrand her as a girl who takes tit pics, like every fucking girl in the world….all because she’s America’s sweetheart…quirky and cute and funny and winning awards because she’s managed to make herself out to be seen as some kind of talent….when everyone knows acting is 90 percent your marketing and 10 percent your willingness to be an asshole in front of a group of people for a lot of money without thinking you are an asshole…because they’ve pawned you right…

But the reality is, her tit pics were the best she has ever looked. Her tits were awesome and for once, I could see her as something I wanted to fuck, I could understand the hype around her a little bit and I thought she was more fun than I thought she was…because girls everywhere like to fuck, they like guys jerking off to them, and Jennifer Lawrence is not immune to that…she’s right up in there….

I don’t believe she should feel violated. I do believe she should never wear a shirt again…even if the paparazzi pics of her make her look like the dump I thought she was before seeing her tits.

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