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2014

08

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence Side Tit of the Day

It is safe to say that this is the best picture that has ever starred Jennifer Lawrence. She really showcases pretty much all her dumpy body has going for her…

I mean at least according to me, according to the industry, her agent, her fans and family and even directors she’s worked with, they’d say she has a lot going for her, with yearly oscar wins and a quirky public image…

But what they seem to forget is that it’s all about the tits…

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2014

08

May

Jennifer Lawrence for Marie Claire of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence posed in Marie Claire magazine, showing off some Jennifer Lawrence titty and the riveting question she answered that everyone is so pumped about is that she claims she didn’t fake a fall, and more importantly, she knew she was going to become overexposed and people were going to start hating her, but she just wanted to power through and provide good work, the best work, the Oscar winning work…she brings every time…

The fact is that with any actor, you know everything they are saying is a fucking lie. That’s their job. You know that this bitch is a bitch, has a horrible attitude and is about as down to earth as any spoiled brat. If anything she just knows winning an Oscar is a fucking scam, that she’ll do again….because that’s what she does..

What really matters is that she’s showing some cleavage, really basic cleavage, but still cleavage that is better than no cleavage, and better than me talking about the inner workings of Jennifer Lawrence, because what it comes down to is that her job, money, average looks, are all improved with cleavage…

She’s annoying, but so is everyone….Jennifer Lawrence. I am on your side.

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2014

05

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Nipples in American Hustle of the Day

I guess this is why she was nominated for an Oscar…you know real transformative role because she had hard nipples in a wife beater, which I guess is pretty fucking major, at least to the world who sees Jennifer Lawrence as some awkward, clumsy, not very hot girl who must be a bad fuck, but who’s mother is probably a good fuck, because that’s got to be how a young J.Law got into Hollywood to begin with.

I am sure by now you’ve seen the movie and the nipples so who cares…but still..nipples!

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2014

13

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence Photobombs Taylor Swift of the Day

Everyone thinks that Jennifer Lawrence is so cute and refreshing.

You know just a young talent doing her thing and not being shy or reserved about it.

Giving a taste of real and wholesome, like that awkward girl in your high school you don’t make fun of and and you don’t even fuck…because she’s just too off and not in a good way, but in a handicapped way…

You know the kind of girl who may make you laugh, but totally makes you feel more sorry for her more than anything…not that that would stop you from fucking her, I am just trying to paint a picture here and that picture is that Jennifer Lawrence is an actor…which makes her a liar, and I think whatever she’s doing here, is just another act that seems to be working…the whole comes off quirky with good intentions, just having fun living her mom’s dream…doing blockbusters for money, art films for awards, she’s been groomed for this shit…

But I think she makes a mockery of the whole industry with every fucking win. It’s like even a retard can pull this out of her ass….or maybe she’s not a retard, but a genius playing on the fact that we are all retards…So seeing her photobomb Taylor Swift, just annoys me….but I see why everyone is passing it around…nothing better to do I guess.

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2014

07

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence does W Magazine of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence generally doesn’t interest me…I don’t find her hot, I don’t like her body, I don’t care that she’s an Oscar winner, because I feel the Oscars, if not staged or owned by the major studios are definitely not really legit, unbiased, or manipulated by how charismatic or friendly the actress is outside of her movie roles.

You know being the cute, funny, not really worrying about looking weird and awkward girl Jennifer Lawrence seems to be….

But these pics for W magazine…are kinda hot…in a Roman Polanski – my wife just got killed, I am polish, you are 14, drink this wine and take these pills and get in the tub kinda way….

She looks good, not that I am impressed in any way, I don’t get impressed, I just don’t mind looking at these…probably cuz they look like they were shot on film and not an instagram filter…

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2013

19

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence vs Butt Plugs of the Day

I know that people are probably posting this Jennifer Lawrence story and giggling amongst themselves in their offices because people have very little going on and butt plugs is such a funny word…and such a naughty toy to prude bitches who don’t like anal play because they’ve never had anal because like the guys and Duck Dynasty, why stick it in the shitter when there is a dripping pussy next store, because I guess we’ve lost our Christianity and use contraceptives and anal isn’t the only full proof option for no babies

I know I would much rather watch Jennifer Lawrence with her butt plugs, that I am sure she didn’t use, because otherwise she wouldn’t be telling this story on Conan, even if she was an anal fiend, unless this is just her way of making fun of the fact that she got busted with anal plugs you know diffusing the story because no one likes admitting they use anal plugs, they but that shit anonymous online…because with every gag gift you give someone in the form of a sex toy…it will always get used at least just once because it is there…

So my assumption is, Jennifer Lawrence is into ass play, has used butt plugs, is joking about it, because let’s face it it’s not a big deal, and now her maid and anyone who finds her dead after a drug overdose knows it was just jokes.

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2013

21

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Shitting Herself of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Jennifer Lawrence…I don’t find her hot, interesting, or fun and exciting, she seems like a lot of fucking work, the kind of girl I would want to avoid if she was doing her irritating song and dance in my house…provided I wasn’t too busy buying shit off ebay with her credit card…ignoring the circus act that is her…

You see, I really hate girls like this…they don’t bring me joy, or happiness, and I don’t find them fun. I find them loud, awkward attention seekers…but for some reason…I can’t hate on her for just being her…not many girls talk about shitting themselves on letterman, I just always thought that was cuz girls didn’t shit…

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2013

19

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Ass at the Hungers Game Premiere of the Day

This is an interesting look…I’ve been seeing the one-piece under a long see through dress look a lot…I guess it’s considered some high fashion shit or whatever…but the question isn’t why it exists…but more why a girl would put it on if she wasn’t like “Coco” or another gutter hooker looking for attention…

Now, we all know that Jennifer Lawrence is usually wholesome and quirky, not exactly a sex symbol or sex icon, and maybe that’s what this is all about…the girl has been trolling instagram and realizes that people only care about the butt, let’s talk to that…even though she’s managed to get this far without the butt…making this dress make even less sense to me…

I am not a Jennifer Lawrence fan, I don’t really care for her, but I do know she’s one of the few girls who have got to this level without openly being an opportunist whore with publicity stunts…and that people respond to it giving us hope that the famewhores won’t prevail, even if we like their pics, we like them better when they are thirsty…

So this dress..even if it is just a dress is so weird to me on her…and it doesn’t even look good….but you’ll probably like it..cuz you’re a pervert freak..

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2013

12

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence is the Next Princess Diana of the Day

I don’t know if hugging a crying kid at a movie premiere for your massive francish with your short hair has anything to do with being the next Princess Diana…or even being a hero celebrity who cares about her fans…because if she ignored that kid it’d be a horrible look for her and she’s aware that she can’t have that…even though she’s already won the Oscar and could be a good time to Tatum O’Neil her shit and hit rock bottom….it will happen, it always does…but in the mean time here she is good-deeding….but the media fucking loves this shit…and so will you especially if you’re into infantilism….imagining you’re the kid and she’s tucking’ your weirdo ass in.

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