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2015

18

Aug

Jennifer Lawrence Hot in Montreal of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is in Montreal…and I am in Montreal…and it would make so much sense for the gossip magazines if we were in Montreal together, but the truth is that I don’t leave my house, Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t know I exist, and really represents all that is wrong in the entertainment industry, I mean other than her nude pics…her nude pics were a good strategic release to help win some more fans…her tits perfect…her poses amazing…really channelling a slut in a long distance relationship dying to get fucked…an insatiable appetite for her pussy cumming…but those pics were not nearly as good as this one of her…that really showcases her natural beauty and possible over eating….now that Fat chicks are the best…

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2015

31

Jul

Tall, Awkward, Rich, Famous, Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day

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In case you were wondering…Jennifer Lawrence looks better naked than in a bikini, or clothed….

You see there was a few years in Jenner Lawrence’s career where I just found her an irritating, overrated, scam of an “actress”, constantly playing an idiot in public, so that when she performed in movies, people would be like “Shit she’s good”…in comparison to her real life retard behavior…

I was like “she’s not even hot, she’s just big and bulky”…

THen she leaked the nudes, and boom, love happened…the weirdo awkward bitch making millions for selling out, while also starring in huge fucking Brad Cooper movies, was amazing nude..she was slutty enough to take nudes…and looked good nude…and I figured there is no way she didn’t leak them herself, in a way to maintain being a victim…

The world moves fast, no one cared a week after they happened, we see porn all day everyday, we don’t need Jennifer Lawrence nude, it’s not the 90s when nude celebs was a thing, because now nude neighbors and girls I went to school with, or who work at the bar nude is what we care about…

So seeing her in a bikini, looking average at best, reminds me…that she should be naked…not clothed…

That’s it.

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2015

10

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence Tits Sing Cher of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence showed off her tits for Conan, because her tits are awesome and have reinvented her as a performer, who I assume doesn’t like to break her work down to tits, but rather just raw talent, even though we all know that acting doesn’t require talent, it just requires someone willing to be enough of a self-involved, narcissistic asshole, who likes to look at themselves in the mirror as they rehearse their lines..I am not saying that as a bitter failed actor, I am saying that as someone who has lied his way through life, Oscar winning performances to get pussy,…and I know doing it on camera would just require a little bit of thinking what I am doing is important, when I am too busy trying to take the panties off with my mouth…you know part of the lie that got me in this situation..

That said, she’s celebrated, she’s award winning, she’s rich…but what matters is her tits we saw in the hacked pics…because they were big enough, young, and bouncy…the kind of tits that are so good that they would make a bitch love herself enough to be that narcissistic asshole who thinks she’s got raw acting talent..allowing her to continue with her lie…

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2015

08

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy

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So Jennifer Lawrence is shopping for an apartment in NYC….the development is called the 445 Greenwhich and I guess she’s being pitched on Penthouse F…

According to my friend Steve – The most expensive penthouse is OVER 50 MILLION DOLLARS

Which is a nice reminder that if you’re nominated for a bunch of Oscars for the hit movies you participate in and probably have a backend piece of…we’re talking all the movies she’s been nominated for Oscars in…while maintaining a series of blockbusters movies like Hunger Games…which you probably have a piece of the backend on…you can actually make stupid money as an actress…

So all you actresses out there making SAG rate of 60k per movie, need to channel your inner J.Law…cuz bitch is winning at fucking life apparently…and I’m all about her, not because of her quirky likeable scam or her acting ability, but rather…because of her hot tits we saw in her nudes…she’s a winner..and she’s winning..kill yourself

Update:

Penthouse F 15.25 mil. Unless she got paid to carry that folio around. The hype machine never sleeps!

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2015

25

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence is Silly of the Day

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I used to find Jennifer Lawrence pretty fucking irritating…she was always being so silly and seemingly accessible and likeable…falling all over herself, while campaigning for her Oscars…so many Oscars..she’s nominated every year…and no one really knows why…

But then her nude pics came out, her young tits were great, her body hot, and her willingness to get naked, like pretty much everyone with a phone, worked for me….

So now, she can do no wrong…even when she’s backed to her old tricks of chopstick tusks…for the paparazzi…because she’s possibly drunk, and broken up from that weirdo in Coldplay she was dating…

I heard she was filming in montreal…but she didn’t hit me up…breaking my heart with the rejection I deserve…so I guess I should go back to hating her…but those nudes..were just so unexpected and good…I’m a fan for life now.

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2015

11

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence Awkward Walk in Shorts of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence was the awkward weird celebrity who had no sex appeal and who I didn’t understand. Almost like an Anna Kedrick, in a “why are these girls so popular, they aren’t even hot”…especially not this Jennifer Lawrence character, she’s so thick but yet constantly nominated for Academy Awards…is her dad on the Academy? I mean it was just crazy..

Then a man apparently from Chicago…with nerdism on his side, took his nerd skills to Apple, who may be built on nerds, but nerds are GODS there are loopholes…attacked icloud…got all her nudes….and all of a sudden…Jennifer Lawrence was a babe…who should have won academy awards for knowing how to post in sexts and selfies…seriously….she was that good…

Then there’s the whole fucking the dude from Coldplay who must be in his 50s…reminding us all that her clumsy ass act…is a dirty little bird…who may now have AIDS..but nothing green juice won’t save…right Gwyneth…

Not that celebrities don’t have access to the cure for AIDS…you think the government would make a disease without a cure…I mean get serious people…

All this to say…she’s not that hot..but she is still hot…and it all happened cuz of her nudes…so girls…don’t let your morals get in the way…get naked. take pics with your phone..that’s why there’s a camera…send them around…don’t be shy…and good things will happen…but I guess you already know that…it comes with being born with a vagina…and I come to vagina…so much in common..

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2015

25

May

Jennifer Lawrence’s Fat Ass Walking Her Dog in Montreal of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is in Montreal….

So am I….

This can go one of three ways, either I “accidentally” bump into her, she falls in love, and I go along with it because I liked her nude selfies and appreciate the K-Fed Hustle..of knocking up someone rich and famous for a life of luxury…..OR…I get arrested for stalking…even though I would never do anything of the sort…but you know these egos think you’re after them when they find you hiding under their beds in a hotel room….OR…I won’t have any interaction with her at all, thanks to not running inot the same circles….

But What I can still do is stare at her ass in leggings…and remember those nudes…that put her on the map for me, because prior to those nudes…she was pretty much invisible in sex appeal…but just some awkward thing getting too much positive affirmation…but those nudes…changed everything. That’s why I think they are staged…

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2015

04

May

Jennifer Lawrence in a Mesh Shirt of the Day

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I figure no pictures of Jennifer Lawrence really matter after seeing Jennifer Lawrence completely naked in her selfies…something that actually made me respect her as being something I would want to have sex with, rather than for being some annoying, quirky, hollywood starlet who keeps winning awards, despite being boring, uninteresting or even cute…

But those nudes, that shit put her on the map…not the Academy awards, the millions of dollars, all for her being celebrated as some star….those nudes…are her best work and all that really matter…

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2015

24

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence for Handbags of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence may not have planned her nude pics being leaked, but they did work out in her favor, she got the world to see that she was amazing naked…all her nudes were good. If they hacked her icloud why weren’t any of her unflattering pics there…it must have been an inside job…that allowed the world to see she was hot, all while playing victim, allowing her to still get big movie roles and Oscar nominations and more importantly, things for big brands, like this purse company…and the flaw in all this is that she’s not naked.

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2015

06

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Naked With Snake of the DAy

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People are so excited about these Jennifer Lawrence posing with a snake for Vanity Faire, ripping off a picture by Richard Avedon, that they’ll call a tribute, but that I call having no ideas of their own…

I guess people don’t realize that with a little google action, you can probably find her butthole from her leaked pics…pics that turned her from a boring overrated actress to someone I appreciate..thanks to the basic getting naked in selfies to either send people she fucks to jerk off to….or because that’s just what slutty girls with too much time on their hands do…and either way..she had great tits in those pics.and I guess still does….and this is how they look according to Vanity Fair.

I’m drunk.

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2014

13

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Does Letterman of the Day

Academy Award Winning – Amateur Porn Model – Jennifer Lawrence continues to diffuse her slutty, exhibitionist, with a ton of fucking nudes on her phone, situation she probably orchestrated to sex up her image, by singing christmas Carols on David Letterman…but I am far more into the red dress she wore…now that I know what she looks like naked, I can really appreciate everything I ignored about her before, like her awesome tits…

All this to say, all it takes for me to fall in love, is to have a girl sext – so send nudes…

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2014

11

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is playing with us, at least now that she’s got naked under control….we’ve all seen her publicity stunt fappening that she fake cried about and spin to be the victim of her whoring…and now she can go out with her tits, so all of us who have seen those tits, can see them again without much recourse,

It’s really not a big deal, since we’ve already seem them in a person, which is far better better, posed light….

All this to say, she looks better in selfie nudes…and boring everywhere else…but I’ll look at tit slips for old times….because I like tits, even if I find her the fucking worst…

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2014

10

Nov

Trying to Look Up Jennifer Lawrence’s Skirt of the Day

We’ve already seen your vag, bro.

Covering up is just fucking tacky, even trashy, rude, disrespectful to her new found fans who fucking hated her before her leaked nude pic scandal she probably staged happened….

There comes a point in every slag’s career that crossing your legs, or wearing panties, just doesn’t fucking matter at all…but she is acting like it does, because she’s an actor, now throw another Oscar her over achieving, scheming scamming, way….maybe she can insert it in her ass like the kind of girl we know she really is…an awesome one – not a coy one playing shy like on this german show…right..

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2014

23

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence Booty Profile of the Day


Jennifer Lawrence’s side profile while she covers her face, is far less interesting than her hundreds of nude selfies that showcased said ass, possibly even getting fingered in at least one, or more importantly her young, Oscar winning tits, that we can assume only the producers her mom sold her and “boyfriends” she use to fill the emptiness in her soul thanks to her mom selling her off, had the right to see before…it’s like now, anything she does, even when braless and tight…is even more dull than pre-nude scandal…which was pretty fucking dull to begin with…

Either way, good tits need to be encouraged to make appearances…so this is my encouragement…

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2014

14

Oct

Don’t’ Look At Jennfifer Lawrence Braless You Perpetuate Sex Abuse of the Day

I find it interesting – that Jennifer Lawrence made some bogus statement to Conde Nast, about how the people (Conde Nast) who made money off of her nudes – are sex offenders and that they were private property and not leaked as part of any campaign to toughen up her image….but more interestingly, that anyone who looked at her tits, which were awesome by the way, are sex offenders for perpetuating this behavior, instead of taking ownership on “Hey, I take nudes, I am a narcissist, and I want people to see my nudes, just not my fans, because I just use them for money and don’t feel they have right to get in on my sexting”…it’s like instead of saying “If you take nudes expect them seen”…she said “if you nudes get leaked – everyone who looks is a sex offender”…

Anyway, we all know it was a PR initiative – and that she doesn’t actually believe it – because this is her second or third bra-less appearance since “The Fappening” made her cool again – and you’d think a girl who offends rape victims by relating to them in her “nude scandal”…you know pretending she too was raped and traumatized by the ordeal because it looks good for her case against google, when really she doesn’t give a fuck and if she did – she’d probably be in a turtleneck.

All this to say, celebrities are full of shit….

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