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Don’t’ Look At Jennfifer Lawrence Braless You Perpetuate Sex Abuse of the Day

I find it interesting – that Jennifer Lawrence made some bogus statement to Conde Nast, about how the people (Conde Nast) who made money off of her nudes – are sex offenders and that they were private property and not leaked as part of any campaign to toughen up her image….but more interestingly, that anyone who looked at her tits, which were awesome by the way, are sex offenders for perpetuating this behavior, instead of taking ownership on “Hey, I take nudes, I am a narcissist, and I want people to see my nudes, just not my fans, because I just use them for money and don’t feel they have right to get in on my sexting”…it’s like instead of saying “If you take nudes expect them seen”…she said “if you nudes get leaked – everyone who looks is a sex offender”…

Anyway, we all know it was a PR initiative – and that she doesn’t actually believe it – because this is her second or third bra-less appearance since “The Fappening” made her cool again – and you’d think a girl who offends rape victims by relating to them in her “nude scandal”…you know pretending she too was raped and traumatized by the ordeal because it looks good for her case against google, when really she doesn’t give a fuck and if she did – she’d probably be in a turtleneck.

All this to say, celebrities are full of shit….


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Today in Jennifer Lawrence Nipples of the Day

I think these are the first appearance of Jennifer Lawrence nipples since the nude pics happened….and for some reason I find her more interesting to look at…

Maybe because I know she’s a real person now, or at least one I don’t mind looking at naked, or maybe it is because her nudes have led me to develop very strong friendships with her lawyers…

Maybe I know that celebrities love themselves and the attention and that she was hardly ashamed of these nude pics, she’s just pretending to be – because it’s good for business, or her brand but rather loves every second of it…because they are exhibitionist…


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Jennifer Lawrence on Leaked Nudes in Vanity Fair of the Day

Jennife Lawrence has spoken in a calculated and crafted PR statement that I assume her and her lawyers scrutinized over in reference to the celebrity leak that to me was the best thing she’s ever done in her life – because it made me think she was hot and her Academy Awards justified…instead of the awkward weirdo I felt scammed the system…

Some Highlights:

“every single thing that I tried to write made me cry or get angry. I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.”

Agreed – girls – it is better to get off to you than to porn – whether in a relationship or not – I love the nudes…

“It is not a scandal. It is a sex crime,” she tells Kashner. “It is a sexual violation. It’s disgusting. The law needs to be changed, and we need to change. That’s why these Web sites are responsible. Just the fact that somebody can be sexually exploited and violated, and the first thought that crosses somebody’s mind is to make a profit from it. It’s so beyond me. I just can’t imagine being that detached from humanity. I can’t imagine being that thoughtless and careless and so empty inside.”

I don’t think that this is a sex crime, that’s what I call overreacting. It’s a breach of privacy, if the pictures were even hacked, and not given away from her ex who she was in a loving relationship with for 4 years.

I do agree that sites like Reddit, owned by Conde Nast, made millions off the pictures and she should get a piece of that action – but sites like mine are just reporting the news, no one reads, I just like celebrating tits.

The interesting thing – is that they come after sites like me – who link to the pics on sites like Reddit owned by Conde Nast, rather than Conde Nast, the billion dollar company.

The even more interesting thing – is that Vanity Fair is owned by Conde Nast – the same company that owns Reddit and that made millions off the pics…

So she’s calling out a company while giving the same company an exclusive.


The fact is she’s famous, we want to see her naked, I want to see everyone naked…and if I could I would. I would just never post their nudes online, because I am a good guy…but if they were put online by some other asshole I’d look.

“Anybody who looked at those pictures, you’re perpetuating a sexual offense. You should cower with shame. Even people who I know and love say, ‘Oh, yeah, I looked at the pictures.’ I don’t want to get mad, but at the same time I’m thinking, I didn’t tell you that you could look at my naked body.”

I am sure she didn’t look at any of the other leaked nudes, I mean Kate Upton’s floppy tits are probably on her phone and she sends them around to her friends when she’s having a bad day. To say you shouldn’t look when it hits the internet, is like saying “don’t pay 18 dollars for the IMAX experience of my movie. It’s like saying you shouldn’t watch the viral video of Star Wars kid who became suicidal after that leaked due to bullying. The internet is a place for humanity to be their true asshole. If you don’t want nudes seen, don’t take nudes…because like I tell every girl, every nude pic you send is going to be seen by someone other than the intended person – even if just casually when drunk. I am one of the few people who doesn’t show people nudes, because I have no friends.

“You have a choice. You don’t have to be a person who spreads negativity and lies for a living. You can do something good. You can be good. Let’s just make that choice and—it feels better.”

I mean…coming from a vapid twat who makes a ton of money and doesn’t give that money back to charities like the selfless person she is – it’s hard to take her seriously. Is she a good person living in her 10 million dollar mansion – and funding her manager and agent’s 10 million dollar mansion – these money grubbers are barely human and when they preach it – it’s a fucking joke. Hypocites…

“When I have to make that phone call to my dad and tell him what’s happened … I don’t care how much money I get for The Hunger Games,” she says. “I promise you, anybody given the choice of that kind of money or having to make a phone call to tell your dad that something like that has happened, it’s not worth it.”

Her dad probably leaked the shit…I don’t believe in hacks…I believe in marketing stunts to get paid, you know like when he pushed her into acting at 14. The fact is that saying “I don’t care about how much money I made for this movie”…doesn’t really hold any value – when the money is in the bank….getting interest. It’s just fucking words…as if her dad didn’t know she was a little naughty – he’s the one who taught her those moves to get roles – come people…you sold your soul to the devil to become famous…all of you – you have no privacy – get over yourself…

Ultimately, nudes are awesome. they don’t ruin careers…there is so much noise out there, everyone forgets after 5 minutes…get over yourself…stop bringing it up….and take more titty pics baby…they hot…(PS she got naked in Vanity Fair for the article…good work)

Everything you see is staged. Nothing is real. Especially with celebrity.

Remember that.

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Jennifer Lawrence Paparazzi Picture of the Day

I think it is safe to say that Jennifer Lawrence is far better at taking nudes.

Before the Nudes, she was one of the most overrated, overrated hyped, boring celebrities to win award after award…then I realized…shit this girl loves taking pics of herself, and she looked substantially better in those pics…making her suddenly matter. I judge all girls by their quality of nude.

Now she’s acting all scared of the paparazzi. It’s like girl, we’ve seen your ass get fingered, we’re all friends here, it’s no big deal…no need to hide…own your shit…like you owned those nudes…


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Jennifer Lawrence in Shorts of the Day

Everyone was so upset when Jennifer Lawrence had her phone hacked, something we will never know if it was actually staged as part of a massive PR stunt to get everyone to know who Jennifer Lawrence is, because she’s not marketed heavy enough…or to even rebrand her as a girl who takes tit pics, like every fucking girl in the world….all because she’s America’s sweetheart…quirky and cute and funny and winning awards because she’s managed to make herself out to be seen as some kind of talent….when everyone knows acting is 90 percent your marketing and 10 percent your willingness to be an asshole in front of a group of people for a lot of money without thinking you are an asshole…because they’ve pawned you right…

But the reality is, her tit pics were the best she has ever looked. Her tits were awesome and for once, I could see her as something I wanted to fuck, I could understand the hype around her a little bit and I thought she was more fun than I thought she was…because girls everywhere like to fuck, they like guys jerking off to them, and Jennifer Lawrence is not immune to that…she’s right up in there….

I don’t believe she should feel violated. I do believe she should never wear a shirt again…even if the paparazzi pics of her make her look like the dump I thought she was before seeing her tits.

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Jennifer Lawrence “Alleged” Leaked Nudes on Reddit of the Day

Leave it up to Jennifer Lawrence to be annoying and release nudes – when I’m wasted in the gutter on a long weekedn – even though everyday is the weekend.

She’s got good enough tits and the fact she is a narcissist taking nudes of herself makes me dislike her a lot less that I already do… but she’s still the fucking worst, overhyped, garbage Holywood has to offer…with 2 too many oscars…

All this to say, Jennifer Lawrence shouldn’t be mad about these pics, she looks substantially better naked than I’d ever though, in fact she should only be naked from this day on, since clothes ruin her, and naked makes her tolerable…


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Jennifer Lawrence Side Tit of the Day

It is safe to say that this is the best picture that has ever starred Jennifer Lawrence. She really showcases pretty much all her dumpy body has going for her…

I mean at least according to me, according to the industry, her agent, her fans and family and even directors she’s worked with, they’d say she has a lot going for her, with yearly oscar wins and a quirky public image…

But what they seem to forget is that it’s all about the tits…


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Jennifer Lawrence for Marie Claire of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence posed in Marie Claire magazine, showing off some Jennifer Lawrence titty and the riveting question she answered that everyone is so pumped about is that she claims she didn’t fake a fall, and more importantly, she knew she was going to become overexposed and people were going to start hating her, but she just wanted to power through and provide good work, the best work, the Oscar winning work…she brings every time…

The fact is that with any actor, you know everything they are saying is a fucking lie. That’s their job. You know that this bitch is a bitch, has a horrible attitude and is about as down to earth as any spoiled brat. If anything she just knows winning an Oscar is a fucking scam, that she’ll do again….because that’s what she does..

What really matters is that she’s showing some cleavage, really basic cleavage, but still cleavage that is better than no cleavage, and better than me talking about the inner workings of Jennifer Lawrence, because what it comes down to is that her job, money, average looks, are all improved with cleavage…

She’s annoying, but so is everyone….Jennifer Lawrence. I am on your side.

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Jennifer Lawrence Nipples in American Hustle of the Day

I guess this is why she was nominated for an Oscar…you know real transformative role because she had hard nipples in a wife beater, which I guess is pretty fucking major, at least to the world who sees Jennifer Lawrence as some awkward, clumsy, not very hot girl who must be a bad fuck, but who’s mother is probably a good fuck, because that’s got to be how a young J.Law got into Hollywood to begin with.

I am sure by now you’ve seen the movie and the nipples so who cares…but still..nipples!

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