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2014

05

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Nipples in American Hustle of the Day

I guess this is why she was nominated for an Oscar…you know real transformative role because she had hard nipples in a wife beater, which I guess is pretty fucking major, at least to the world who sees Jennifer Lawrence as some awkward, clumsy, not very hot girl who must be a bad fuck, but who’s mother is probably a good fuck, because that’s got to be how a young J.Law got into Hollywood to begin with.

I am sure by now you’ve seen the movie and the nipples so who cares…but still..nipples!

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2014

13

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence Photobombs Taylor Swift of the Day

Everyone thinks that Jennifer Lawrence is so cute and refreshing.

You know just a young talent doing her thing and not being shy or reserved about it.

Giving a taste of real and wholesome, like that awkward girl in your high school you don’t make fun of and and you don’t even fuck…because she’s just too off and not in a good way, but in a handicapped way…

You know the kind of girl who may make you laugh, but totally makes you feel more sorry for her more than anything…not that that would stop you from fucking her, I am just trying to paint a picture here and that picture is that Jennifer Lawrence is an actor…which makes her a liar, and I think whatever she’s doing here, is just another act that seems to be working…the whole comes off quirky with good intentions, just having fun living her mom’s dream…doing blockbusters for money, art films for awards, she’s been groomed for this shit…

But I think she makes a mockery of the whole industry with every fucking win. It’s like even a retard can pull this out of her ass….or maybe she’s not a retard, but a genius playing on the fact that we are all retards…So seeing her photobomb Taylor Swift, just annoys me….but I see why everyone is passing it around…nothing better to do I guess.

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2014

07

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence does W Magazine of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence generally doesn’t interest me…I don’t find her hot, I don’t like her body, I don’t care that she’s an Oscar winner, because I feel the Oscars, if not staged or owned by the major studios are definitely not really legit, unbiased, or manipulated by how charismatic or friendly the actress is outside of her movie roles.

You know being the cute, funny, not really worrying about looking weird and awkward girl Jennifer Lawrence seems to be….

But these pics for W magazine…are kinda hot…in a Roman Polanski – my wife just got killed, I am polish, you are 14, drink this wine and take these pills and get in the tub kinda way….

She looks good, not that I am impressed in any way, I don’t get impressed, I just don’t mind looking at these…probably cuz they look like they were shot on film and not an instagram filter…

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2013

19

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence vs Butt Plugs of the Day

I know that people are probably posting this Jennifer Lawrence story and giggling amongst themselves in their offices because people have very little going on and butt plugs is such a funny word…and such a naughty toy to prude bitches who don’t like anal play because they’ve never had anal because like the guys and Duck Dynasty, why stick it in the shitter when there is a dripping pussy next store, because I guess we’ve lost our Christianity and use contraceptives and anal isn’t the only full proof option for no babies

I know I would much rather watch Jennifer Lawrence with her butt plugs, that I am sure she didn’t use, because otherwise she wouldn’t be telling this story on Conan, even if she was an anal fiend, unless this is just her way of making fun of the fact that she got busted with anal plugs you know diffusing the story because no one likes admitting they use anal plugs, they but that shit anonymous online…because with every gag gift you give someone in the form of a sex toy…it will always get used at least just once because it is there…

So my assumption is, Jennifer Lawrence is into ass play, has used butt plugs, is joking about it, because let’s face it it’s not a big deal, and now her maid and anyone who finds her dead after a drug overdose knows it was just jokes.

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2013

21

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Shitting Herself of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Jennifer Lawrence…I don’t find her hot, interesting, or fun and exciting, she seems like a lot of fucking work, the kind of girl I would want to avoid if she was doing her irritating song and dance in my house…provided I wasn’t too busy buying shit off ebay with her credit card…ignoring the circus act that is her…

You see, I really hate girls like this…they don’t bring me joy, or happiness, and I don’t find them fun. I find them loud, awkward attention seekers…but for some reason…I can’t hate on her for just being her…not many girls talk about shitting themselves on letterman, I just always thought that was cuz girls didn’t shit…

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2013

19

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Ass at the Hungers Game Premiere of the Day

This is an interesting look…I’ve been seeing the one-piece under a long see through dress look a lot…I guess it’s considered some high fashion shit or whatever…but the question isn’t why it exists…but more why a girl would put it on if she wasn’t like “Coco” or another gutter hooker looking for attention…

Now, we all know that Jennifer Lawrence is usually wholesome and quirky, not exactly a sex symbol or sex icon, and maybe that’s what this is all about…the girl has been trolling instagram and realizes that people only care about the butt, let’s talk to that…even though she’s managed to get this far without the butt…making this dress make even less sense to me…

I am not a Jennifer Lawrence fan, I don’t really care for her, but I do know she’s one of the few girls who have got to this level without openly being an opportunist whore with publicity stunts…and that people respond to it giving us hope that the famewhores won’t prevail, even if we like their pics, we like them better when they are thirsty…

So this dress..even if it is just a dress is so weird to me on her…and it doesn’t even look good….but you’ll probably like it..cuz you’re a pervert freak..

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2013

12

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence is the Next Princess Diana of the Day

I don’t know if hugging a crying kid at a movie premiere for your massive francish with your short hair has anything to do with being the next Princess Diana…or even being a hero celebrity who cares about her fans…because if she ignored that kid it’d be a horrible look for her and she’s aware that she can’t have that…even though she’s already won the Oscar and could be a good time to Tatum O’Neil her shit and hit rock bottom….it will happen, it always does…but in the mean time here she is good-deeding….but the media fucking loves this shit…and so will you especially if you’re into infantilism….imagining you’re the kid and she’s tucking’ your weirdo ass in.

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2013

06

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence’s Lesbian Haircut of the Day

I don’t know why this is news…or why people care…I guess that is just further proof that we are fucking doomed as a society…but Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair…like she was Anne Hathaway…now give her a fucking Oscar…

I just know that a world where this affects people in anyway, other than sexual, you know a world where this is dinner table conversation, like “Oh Emm Gee Jennifer Lawrence cut her hair, did you see”….is a world I can’t live in…or at least don’t want to live in…and while living in it…I will have to do as much damage as possible to regulate or sidetrack people from going down this horrible road…by sexualizing these things…and giving her hair a sexual preference…you know if her hair was a porno, there would be mad strap ons – yo.

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2013

04

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence American Hustle Poster of the Day

I prefer my celebrity pictures to not be doctored marketing material or professional shot shit…but rather the grimy, dirty, disgusting side of these people…I feel they are only human, and fuck up, and don’t deserve all they have, so their fat stomachs and imperfections are fun to laugh at….but I figure every once in a while, I can post a movie poster, like they were paying me to promote their shit, and this is one of those times….and I am doing it, only because Jennifer Lawrence fans are mental cases who will like this in such an inappropriate way that it is worth it..

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2013

03

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

If you have virgin loser nerd vision, you will see Jennifer Lawrence’s nipples in this photoshoot she did for Harper’s Bazaar…unfortunately, I don’t have that kind of skill, even if I am likely more pathetic and embarrassing and a disgrace to society than a virgin loser nerd….because I see tits every fucking day, and unless they are in my mouth, preferably lactating, and feeding me like I was a starving African baby…I don’t get that into it….

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2013

11

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence Still Looking Naked on Set of the Day


I went to a party this past weekend to stalk Jennifer Lawrence. She’s filming X-Men in Montreal, and according to these pictures, she’s in body paint, and looking hotter than ever.

Unfortunately, we didn’t have the chance to meet, or have sex, like I know she wanted, because she got in a fight with one of her co-stars and ended up storming out of the party….which was a bit of a bummer for me…because I like to believe I had a chance…

I mean don’t all famous Oscar winners want to have unprotected sex with dirty perverts who have the hottest blog no one has ever heard of? You know because celebrities are crazy and do crazy things.

I guess not…but at least I can jerk off to her pics…


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2013

03

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence on Set, In a Thong, In Montreal of the Day

I am the worst celebrity blogger, not only am I not recognized by the mainstream media as a celebrity blogger, but I am also located in Canada, so far away from the celebrities, until today, when I found out that Jennifer Lawrence has been in town filming X-Men, and has probably been in town the last 3 months filming X-Men, and I haven’t had the slightest idea since I don’t leave my house, when you’d think this would be a huge deal for a dude from canada with a celebrity blog. Like I’d be out there walking the streets looking for her, calling her name, hoping to bump into her….because it’s not a very big city…but I don’t leave my house for anything but TEEN MOM FARRAH . That’s gotta change, but why bother, when the paparazzi are snapping off fucking peeping tom thong shots of her…I can just watch from the comfort of my own soiled matters, mouldy, basement of hell. There’s less chance of being arrested this way, cuz you know Jennifer Lawrence isn’t down with this Jesus in ways that would involve her willingly letting me singing her love songs and holding her hand and gazing in her eyes as we plan our future.


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2013

20

May

Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique of the Day

This is probably some pretty serious news to comic book nerds everywhere….Jennifer Lawrence in full Mystique make-up has been leaked to the internet….Mystique, a character they probably grew up to and who they probably got their first boner to….making this picture the kind of think that could put a virgin loser nerd in lockdown for a week….but I guess the real virgin loser nerd has already seen the shit because being a socially awkward fanboy with nothing much to do but sit and follow the entire cast and crew of the movie on social media…is all you have…

To those of us who don’t care about comic books, here’s Jennifer Lawrence in a blue body suit for some shitty mainstream IMAX 3D movie she’s booked, cuz that’s where all Academy award winners belong….

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2013

22

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence for Dior of the Day

It is the Oscars on Sunday….and I won’t be there…because I wasn’t nominated for anything this year…or really ever….which is a good thing…since it is the only thing I have in common with Lindsay Lohan…and it gives us something to talk about the next time I lure her into hanging out with me….which may only be when the world has totally forgotten about her….but luckily that’s how I like all my women….

Jennifer Lawrence is the big star of the show, everone is watching her, and the people at Dior Miss Dior Handbags jumped up on this shit hard and fast…like a rapist who heard the police coming.

She’s dressed 50s glam, something we know she’s not, she’s covering her tits, and these pics are a waste of your time….and that’s why I am posting them…

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2013

19

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Sucking her Thumb of the Day

This is just fucking weird…I mean I get that she’s just playing up for the paparazzi, showing everyone that she’s a comedian, like when she busts horrible jokes every time she is being interviewed, but for some reason it just taps into a weird place in my mind, a memory of a woman I once loved, who used to dress me up like a baby, or herself as a baby and get down to business…..and even the fact that thumbsuckers grow up to be fantastic at sucking dick….seeing adults do the shit…just creeps me out…especially after I’ve just fucked them…..but I guess the good news in all this is that no dick is too small for this mouth…giving a lot of you hope for a better tomorrow….


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