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2015

10

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence Tits Sing Cher of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence showed off her tits for Conan, because her tits are awesome and have reinvented her as a performer, who I assume doesn’t like to break her work down to tits, but rather just raw talent, even though we all know that acting doesn’t require talent, it just requires someone willing to be enough of a self-involved, narcissistic asshole, who likes to look at themselves in the mirror as they rehearse their lines..I am not saying that as a bitter failed actor, I am saying that as someone who has lied his way through life, Oscar winning performances to get pussy,…and I know doing it on camera would just require a little bit of thinking what I am doing is important, when I am too busy trying to take the panties off with my mouth…you know part of the lie that got me in this situation..

That said, she’s celebrated, she’s award winning, she’s rich…but what matters is her tits we saw in the hacked pics…because they were big enough, young, and bouncy…the kind of tits that are so good that they would make a bitch love herself enough to be that narcissistic asshole who thinks she’s got raw acting talent..allowing her to continue with her lie…

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2015

08

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence Walking Up Stairs at an Expensive Condo of the DAy

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So Jennifer Lawrence is shopping for an apartment in NYC….the development is called the 445 Greenwhich and I guess she’s being pitched on Penthouse F…

According to my friend Steve – The most expensive penthouse is OVER 50 MILLION DOLLARS

Which is a nice reminder that if you’re nominated for a bunch of Oscars for the hit movies you participate in and probably have a backend piece of…we’re talking all the movies she’s been nominated for Oscars in…while maintaining a series of blockbusters movies like Hunger Games…which you probably have a piece of the backend on…you can actually make stupid money as an actress…

So all you actresses out there making SAG rate of 60k per movie, need to channel your inner J.Law…cuz bitch is winning at fucking life apparently…and I’m all about her, not because of her quirky likeable scam or her acting ability, but rather…because of her hot tits we saw in her nudes…she’s a winner..and she’s winning..kill yourself

Update:

Penthouse F 15.25 mil. Unless she got paid to carry that folio around. The hype machine never sleeps!

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2015

25

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence is Silly of the Day

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I used to find Jennifer Lawrence pretty fucking irritating…she was always being so silly and seemingly accessible and likeable…falling all over herself, while campaigning for her Oscars…so many Oscars..she’s nominated every year…and no one really knows why…

But then her nude pics came out, her young tits were great, her body hot, and her willingness to get naked, like pretty much everyone with a phone, worked for me….

So now, she can do no wrong…even when she’s backed to her old tricks of chopstick tusks…for the paparazzi…because she’s possibly drunk, and broken up from that weirdo in Coldplay she was dating…

I heard she was filming in montreal…but she didn’t hit me up…breaking my heart with the rejection I deserve…so I guess I should go back to hating her…but those nudes..were just so unexpected and good…I’m a fan for life now.

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2015

11

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence Awkward Walk in Shorts of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence was the awkward weird celebrity who had no sex appeal and who I didn’t understand. Almost like an Anna Kedrick, in a “why are these girls so popular, they aren’t even hot”…especially not this Jennifer Lawrence character, she’s so thick but yet constantly nominated for Academy Awards…is her dad on the Academy? I mean it was just crazy..

Then a man apparently from Chicago…with nerdism on his side, took his nerd skills to Apple, who may be built on nerds, but nerds are GODS there are loopholes…attacked icloud…got all her nudes….and all of a sudden…Jennifer Lawrence was a babe…who should have won academy awards for knowing how to post in sexts and selfies…seriously….she was that good…

Then there’s the whole fucking the dude from Coldplay who must be in his 50s…reminding us all that her clumsy ass act…is a dirty little bird…who may now have AIDS..but nothing green juice won’t save…right Gwyneth…

Not that celebrities don’t have access to the cure for AIDS…you think the government would make a disease without a cure…I mean get serious people…

All this to say…she’s not that hot..but she is still hot…and it all happened cuz of her nudes…so girls…don’t let your morals get in the way…get naked. take pics with your phone..that’s why there’s a camera…send them around…don’t be shy…and good things will happen…but I guess you already know that…it comes with being born with a vagina…and I come to vagina…so much in common..

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2015

25

May

Jennifer Lawrence’s Fat Ass Walking Her Dog in Montreal of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is in Montreal….

So am I….

This can go one of three ways, either I “accidentally” bump into her, she falls in love, and I go along with it because I liked her nude selfies and appreciate the K-Fed Hustle..of knocking up someone rich and famous for a life of luxury…..OR…I get arrested for stalking…even though I would never do anything of the sort…but you know these egos think you’re after them when they find you hiding under their beds in a hotel room….OR…I won’t have any interaction with her at all, thanks to not running inot the same circles….

But What I can still do is stare at her ass in leggings…and remember those nudes…that put her on the map for me, because prior to those nudes…she was pretty much invisible in sex appeal…but just some awkward thing getting too much positive affirmation…but those nudes…changed everything. That’s why I think they are staged…

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2015

04

May

Jennifer Lawrence in a Mesh Shirt of the Day

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I figure no pictures of Jennifer Lawrence really matter after seeing Jennifer Lawrence completely naked in her selfies…something that actually made me respect her as being something I would want to have sex with, rather than for being some annoying, quirky, hollywood starlet who keeps winning awards, despite being boring, uninteresting or even cute…

But those nudes, that shit put her on the map…not the Academy awards, the millions of dollars, all for her being celebrated as some star….those nudes…are her best work and all that really matter…

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2015

24

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence for Handbags of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence may not have planned her nude pics being leaked, but they did work out in her favor, she got the world to see that she was amazing naked…all her nudes were good. If they hacked her icloud why weren’t any of her unflattering pics there…it must have been an inside job…that allowed the world to see she was hot, all while playing victim, allowing her to still get big movie roles and Oscar nominations and more importantly, things for big brands, like this purse company…and the flaw in all this is that she’s not naked.

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2015

06

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Naked With Snake of the DAy

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People are so excited about these Jennifer Lawrence posing with a snake for Vanity Faire, ripping off a picture by Richard Avedon, that they’ll call a tribute, but that I call having no ideas of their own…

I guess people don’t realize that with a little google action, you can probably find her butthole from her leaked pics…pics that turned her from a boring overrated actress to someone I appreciate..thanks to the basic getting naked in selfies to either send people she fucks to jerk off to….or because that’s just what slutty girls with too much time on their hands do…and either way..she had great tits in those pics.and I guess still does….and this is how they look according to Vanity Fair.

I’m drunk.

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2014

13

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Does Letterman of the Day

Academy Award Winning – Amateur Porn Model – Jennifer Lawrence continues to diffuse her slutty, exhibitionist, with a ton of fucking nudes on her phone, situation she probably orchestrated to sex up her image, by singing christmas Carols on David Letterman…but I am far more into the red dress she wore…now that I know what she looks like naked, I can really appreciate everything I ignored about her before, like her awesome tits…

All this to say, all it takes for me to fall in love, is to have a girl sext – so send nudes…

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2014

11

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is playing with us, at least now that she’s got naked under control….we’ve all seen her publicity stunt fappening that she fake cried about and spin to be the victim of her whoring…and now she can go out with her tits, so all of us who have seen those tits, can see them again without much recourse,

It’s really not a big deal, since we’ve already seem them in a person, which is far better better, posed light….

All this to say, she looks better in selfie nudes…and boring everywhere else…but I’ll look at tit slips for old times….because I like tits, even if I find her the fucking worst…

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