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2023

08

Aug

Jessica Alba Cleavage of the Day

Jessica Alba was definitely an overhyped whore in her 20s, back when she played the hottest actress in Hollywood, never getting naked or really even half naked, unless it was on the beach for the paparazzi…..the good old days, where the shameless whoring happened behind closed doors and occasionally for the paparazzi, before the world turned into a bunch of self producing smut distributors, taking the selfie cam fucking seriously, and taking ownership on their whore content without having to rely on the paparazzi to monetize off them, why let that immigrant in LA with a camera make money off their backs in exchange for publicity, when they can just monetize off themselves…

Anyway, Alba clearly understood the whole act of whoring herself, she was one of the first celebs to do the direct to consumer internet brand, not the first celeb to do direct to consumer products, but direct to consumer internet brands where she pretending to be CEO and not CHIEF EXTERNAL ORIFICE from having a few too many kids, actual CEO or some other vanity title to give the illusion that she was actually actively involved in her brand, besides just pushing the product on us like she used to push her tits on the execs who gave her acting work.

The point of the story is she’s got tits, I guess she’s selling lip gloss, and she’s doing it with those tits out, all seductive for an old weathered broad because that’s what WHORING is….

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2023

13

Apr

Jessica Alba Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba is hanging with some Xena Warrior Princess, or CHYNA from the WWE, RIP DICK CLIT, looking bitch on the rocks.

You have to wonder if this is a tactic to make her look skinny and fit as her friend’s front leg cellulite ….not that the friend is all that bad, she’s just a lot bigger in swimsuit bottoms than the sluttier, racier ALBA, who you know believes all the hype she’s had as the hot chick, her bank account proves it….

The first to Direct to Consumer celebrity brands besides all the old hags on QVC matters and so do her mom in a bikini pics….even though she’s old, probably run through a filter, I’m good with it.

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2023

06

Apr

Jessica Alba Bikinis of the Day

Jessica Alba Bikinis of the Day

Jessica Alba used to be one of the key players in the blog-o-shere, which was what they actually called the network of blogs, back before they had social media and the “manosphere”…..

When a bikini picture of her dropped, it’d go viral, people would be excited to see her on all fours from behind…it happened a lot and you’d get 100,000 people eagerly scrambling to see it.

Well, those days are done for us, but the time hasn’t been all that bad on Alba, sure she’s dumpy, she’s old as shit, her legs short and wide, the tits saggy, many kids later, but still worth staring at and not just because she’s a billionaire thanks to scamming on the internet with her lie of a brand….and not just because of her cellulite….but for the legacy, the memory of what was….that’s barely still here, but is a glimpse of what was, and in this era of low expectations, that’s enough!

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2022

19

Sep

Jessica Alba Upskirt of the Day

Jessica Alba is bringing the goods that most dot com tech billionaires don’t bring, which is probably a good thing, because the idea of seeing some of those nerds in provocative poses is disturbing, but since Alba started out a slut, who didn’t get naked in the movies, but who was cast as the hot chick, since she was the hot chick, and the only reason she exists, or was able to make that dot com billions was off the back of her hotness, it seems like she’s finally coming back into herself, something that you would do, if your dick reached your asshole!

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2020

27

Apr

Jessica Alba Pussy Dance of the Day

Jessica Alba is still a big deal, I guess. I mean she’s a billionaire tech entrepreneur thanks to using her name when it was still relevant, despite her never having an actual respectable acting career, she was hot and that was what mattered.

The important takeaway from Jessica Alba’s career is that if you’re a hot chick, you can get anything you want, even a tech based brand….

She’s also got a TikTok where she takes her 40 year old mom of 4 ass to dance in a bikini like she doesn’t have herpes and I figure old ladies dancing is hardly that exciting, but when they are hollywood and take care of themselves, despite the whole herpes thing, it’s more interesting than them rocking their activewear…

You may not know you appreciate the high waisted bottoms, but YOU do respect the high wasited because of the mom of 4 thing…

Then there’s the whole TikTok is a Chinese Spyware app, that I guess hired this whore, because she is a whore, she gets paid to sell bullshit to people, which is what whores do….so she’s perpetuating that…despite national security…telling all her 40 year old fans they should be tracked by CHINA too, because China is the future America or some shit…and probably where she manufactures her brand….Honest…is the last thing you should think a person is who calls their brand HONEST…it’s a BAIT AND SWITCH…watch out for this one…

The only good thing about this is that her shit stains from having her ass banged out along the way during those herpes outbreaks is don’t show….

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2020

04

Mar

Jessica Alba Pussy Print of the Day

Jessica Alba Pussy Print

Jessica Alba did a little dance in a onsey, for whate I assume is her TikTok, where she’s trying to be as relevant as possible in the dot com era, as she’s got products to sell and isn’t making movies to keep her celebrity up to date…even though it is the internet and you don’t lose your followers, if anything you gain more….based on nostalgia…which I think is a terrible thing because no one ever disappears…they always remain the level of relevant they were at their peak because people still see their bullshit…

Anyway, you can see her mom pussy, herpes cunt, whatever you want to call Jessica Alba pussy, maybe to some of you it is heavenly and a dream pussy, with all kinds of super powers and not the cesspool that it is.

If this was a decade ago, back when Jessica Alba was at her hottest, before she was one of the first celebs to launch an online brand and make those billions of internet money, all while pretending to be an executive, it’d be better.

But she’s still Jessica Alba…a bullshit person….and this is still an outfit hugging her pussy.

Jessica Alba Pussy Print

Jessica Alba LEggings

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2019

19

Aug

Jessica Alba Getting Wet of the Day

Jessica Alba Getting Wet

Jessica Alba your favorite billionaire pervert is out here doing bikini/ bathing suit photoshoots like it was 15 years ago and she wasn’t 15 years older….because when you spend your adult life being told you’re the hottest thing out there, despite being totally unmemorable in every single movie she’s ever done, she’s almost a clickbait weirdo before the internet existed, it’s like hype for nothing…then she went and started a scam wellness company, on some AMWAY level of “let’s sell everything and pretend it is organic”….when it isn’t organic…is now worth a billion dollars…and the ego is either huge, doing shit like this, or maybe she’s well aware of being old, and knows she look alright but is still old, and is doing it for more money….cuz some of these egos are just in it for the money.

Either way, she’s still a half naked, photoshopped, but your ALBA dreams can live on another day…you sick, old, outdated fuck…

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2019

15

Feb

Jessica Alba in a Bra of the Day

Jessica Alba BRa

Here is some Jessica Alba in a bra doing click bait…for a new show because she’s decided to get herself back on tv for her ego.

It is probably a show she produced because she took a break from her terrible acting…that only happened because movies need the hot half Mexican chick.

Build a wall around that national security risk Pussy that for sure has herpes….so that she never escapes you.

Fuck yeah.

Anyways, she is rich from her brand she pretends to run because they give her an office. She’s back to acting. She’s a mom
Of many children and she’s doing her most sleazy and perverted role…tits out…but not her most sleazy thing in life because bitch has an open marriage and fucks all kinds of people. Google it.

You don’t become Jessica Alba with her level of fame from not fucking.

Jessica Alba BRa

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2018

12

Nov

Jessica Alba Mom TIts of the Day

Jessica Alba Mom Tits

Are Jessica Alba’s mom of three tits still exciting to you now that she’s old as fuck?

I think the only compelling or interesting thing about her, is that she got involved in a brand that became worth billions of dollars, thanks to a team she was part of….not because she’s smart but because she used her celebrity of being a terrible actress, but a hot terrible actress to her advantage…it’s always annoying to see celebrities, like a Lohan, who was the biggest name for the longest time, unable to leverage that name to cash the fuck in cuz her head is up her ass. Instagram sluts are getting rich of bikini brands and fucking cosmetic brands…there are a lot of people with credit cards out there who are easily manipulated into giving their credit card because they are being told to by some celeb name they recognize from some shitty movie…

I guess the other compelling thing about her is her tits….that she has out…but she’s old as fuck…and I appreciate the whole concept of new pussy, especially when it comes to what I am looking at on the internet, cuz who needs old tired shit we’ve already seen enough of…who has her pussy banged the fuck out from a life in Hollywood and kids….breeder 1/2 Mexican scammers…you know…

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2017

27

Nov

Ready To Drop Alba of the Day

Ready To Drop Alba

Jessica Alba’s got the fat ass stomach and titties….because she’s part Mexican and pregnant…which means she should be 300 more pounds than this…

She’s not hot, because she’s pregnant really, but also because she’s old…

I never really understood her hype, she wasn’t anything interesting or talented and she didn’t ever do any really solid movies, but she’s famous as fuck, probably a terrible fucking human…but she’s breeding and that’s exiciting, I mean not really, but maybe some of you perverts want to see her spawns in 18 years….you know prepping for the level of fucked up they’ll be..especially now that she’s a billionaire…

Either way, alba, who gives a fuck and why am I putting these up….milk filled tits? Ok.

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