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2014

10

Apr

Jessica Hart for Louis Vuitton of the Day

When you are a beard to one of the gayest billionaire pretty boy coke heads, you live the life of luxury, and I guess the life of luxury listens…

I guess that’s why Stavros’ girlfriend who I am sure he isn’t actually dating or with very often, but who is rather a model that makes his image seem better than the fact that he likes hanging with dudes, cuz girls are so dull and just want his money, when dudes you can really bro-out with…

Her name is Jessica Hart, she’s Australian, and in a bikini for Louis Vuitton looking’ alright…

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2013

06

Dec

Jessica Hart Bikini Pics in Miami of the Day

It’s safe to say that Jessica Hart being fired from Victoria’s Secret was probably just a storyline to get them back in the news, because I was told she’s not actually fired from the magazine, but rather the girl they want to condition and create into the next Candice…meaning the whole thing was a publicity stunt.

In case you didn’t know, it’s Holiday Season…you know in the event you are like me and never leave your house, except to go to Miami, where these Jessica Hart pics were taking, meaning we are in the same city right now, and she’s not on my lap, really questioning whether or not we’re actually soul mates as her tits make me think we are.

And the Holiday season is the most important time for Victorias Secret, they make at least 1 billion in sales to idiots who don’t know what to get their chick as a gift, but assume this is what they want, because Victoria’s Secret has brain washed the fucking world into loving cheap, foreign, knock-off panties…

That said, this Australian gold digger who has Paris Hilton herpes thanks to her Billionaire Boyfriend Stavros, a man who has fucked everyone…

Funny story, I went to one of Stavros’ hotel room parties, and it was all dudes, there was no Jessica Hart fiancé around, her tits were nowhere to be found…because I guess he is either gay, or tired of every babe gold digging whore he fucks..and gets sucked into proposing to…that said…it was the worst party ever….

Either way, she’s good in her bikini….even if she’s probably a tall freakish monster in person…we don’t have to worry about that…since we’re not with her in person….staged paparazzi bikini pic publicity stunts…always my favorite level of low level….other than sex tapes of course..

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2013

01

Aug

Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Models Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger are in their underwear or bikini bottoms on the streets for Love magazine, because Love magazine is so edgy and intense and crazy really make revolutionary social commentary on the state of the world we live in by using models no one really gives a fuck about, except maybe Georgia May cuz she’s an heir to Mick, or Jessica Hart because she’s Gold Mining Greek Billionaire Stavros the Paris Hilton Herpes Carrier….

I don’t know what that social commentary is, but figure it’s got to do with girl with the cowboy hat on has some pretty loose skinned cellulite legs and an ass that looks like it is eating itself…even after photoshop…I guess they are telling me that skinny’s hot when it’s tight and fit and not slim fat and sloppy…

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2013

30

May

Jessica Hart Modeling with her Tits of the Day

I prefer when Jessica Hart IS TANNING TOPLESS , because nipples are more exciting than staged commercial jobs she’s getting paid to do, even if she doesn’t need money, she’s dating billionaire Stavros, who she will likely get knocked up by, because guess what, he’s a billionaire and she was already willing to get herpes from him, it’s only natural to really commit to the cause and K-Fed him, like all models should. I mean why bother dating some broke ass motherfucker…when you look busty like this, when you can have a life of luxury…I feel like she only took this job with Montreal based store, because it makes it look like she’s trying and I guess that’s all part of her trickery to get the cum shot inside her instead of on her gap tooth face for a change…..

I’m into it.

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2013

03

May

Jessica Hart Bikini Modeling of the Day

Sometimes the only thing we need is an Australian gold digging model in a bikini all greased up looking pretty amazing with her amazing bikini model body to remind us how shitty our lives are because we are looking at pics of these girls and not being suffocated by their vaginas as they drip off our face.

We’ve all failed, she’s won, except for the Paris Hilton herpes she got when landing Stavros the billionaire, what a pussy wouldn’t do for a billion dollars is very limited….so here are the pics.

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2013

01

May

Jessica Hart’s Failed Poolside Photoshoot of the Day

The most fascinating thing about bikini model from Australia Jessica Hart is not her gapped tooth she never got fixed. It is that she has the same strain of herpes as Paris Hilton thanks to dating his sloppy seconds Stavros Niarchos, who happens to be the billionaire heir who has probably fucked the most significant pussy of the last 15 years, because bitches love cake. Seriously, if you’re a chick, your strategy should be get knocked up by a billionaire 30 year old, your life will be fun, and anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot. Don’t make it for yourself, use your looks to get it dammit, society is just jealous…

What it comes down to is that this Jessica Hart shoot, fucking sucks. I like my bikini pics more substantial, but I’ll post them anyway, I’m not a billionaire and have nothing better to do than sit here doing it.

This site is my luxury vacation home fuckers…

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2013

17

Jan

Jessica Hart’s Awesome Maxim Australia Shoot of the Day

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The only flaw in Jessica Hart is that she’s dating Stavros, Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has clearly given her the Paris Hilton strain of herpes, cuz that’s how unprotected sex works, but I guess it was worth it for Jessica Hart, since he’s a billionaire and can help really put her hotness on the map…I mean with modern science, what’s a little herpes but a itchy burnign distraction if you miss your Valtrex….I like her risk vs reward analysis…

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2012

24

May

Jessica Hart Tanning Topless in Antibes of the Day

JESSICA HART is a hot SI Bikini model and Victoria’s Secret lingerie model, who is tanning topless in Antibes….because she’s in Cannes doing the hot model hustle…cuz every European billionaire is there and it is a good opportunity to get knocked up by billionaires cuz she’s rich and wants someone richer….girls are all whores…but if they are topless whores…who normally get paid to show their tits whether by modeling jobs or the men they fuck indirectly with the good life….but today are doing it for free….I got nothing but love for them…and their hotness….


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2012

27

Mar

Jessica Hart Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Hart has a modeling contract, which is her all access pass to me wanting to have sex with her skinny little ass, because if the world thinks she’s hot enough to pay to get half naked in bikinis, then I think she’s hot enough for me to want to fuck…even if the world is a homo at a modeling agency with great connections…..it doesn’t matter…cuz she could have a modeling contract with the pervert in the basement of the stripclub running a human trafficking ring…or even a contract with a cellphone company….or even a piece of paper with her signature on it…and I’d still want to wear her vagina as a condom…if you know what I mean…..and if you don’t….it’s that half naked chicks….especially skinny ones….are may favorite.


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2010

04

Nov

Some Sluts at the Horse Races of the Day

I guess horse racing has lost its appeal. There was a time when this was the most exclusive shit you could attend. You know high society in their hats betting all kind of money for a festive day at the races….it is some sophisticated gambling that takes some intelligence but now they are letting stripper trash through the doors….you know the kind of shit you’d expect to see rockin’ the slot machines in a Nevada gas station…with memories of her glory days rockin’ celebrity cock in the most luxurious suites Vegas had to offer…..for 1000 dollars an hour…but now she can’t even get work jerking off cows at a dude ranch….

Sure, in Carmen Electra’s defense, some of the most active horse betters I know are fat, old, french trash who live in a disgusting one room aparment near the track…so I guess there is room for her…and I guess it’s better in Australia, where these pics were taken, cuz she’s not getting shit done over here….

Gapped tooth bikini model who actually looks good outside of her stupid dresses and in bikinis was also there cuz she’s Australian….and possibly got kicked in the face by a kangaroo as a poor child who couldn’t afford surgery or orthodontists…

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2010

09

Sep

Jessica Hart is a Gap Toothed Model in Clothes of the Day

Here’s that new supermodel Jessica Hart from Australia in NYC for Fashion Week. She’s in clothes which makes her nothing but a gapped tooth piece of shit who looks like she escaped her inbred farm to make it to the big city…..At least when she’s naked or half naked she has a point to her existence….that doesn’t involve being “Pa’s Pride” when he follows family tradition and slides his dick inside her like her people have been doing for generations before her….

The good news, is that it is fashion week, so there should be a lot of nipple in the next week, but this is not nipple. This is a disappointment, but not nearly as big of a disappointment as I am to myself everyday….

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2010

09

Aug

Jessica Hart and Samantha Harris for Seafolly of the Day


Jessica Hart is the gap-toothed bikini model from Australia who is slowing taking her really hot body to the top by selling her soul to Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated.

I am ok with her success, not because I love Australian women ever since I lived with one for 6 months when I was a lot younger and realized their white trash, trailer park hard drinking and hot bodies despite being a lot like dudes was hot but kinda gay, but because I like my women with dental issues….

Mainly because it means a woman can’t afford to take care of herself properly enough to really care about what dick they put inside them. You know when they are willing to sacrifice their mouth before turning to the streets to prostitute themselves… rejecting braces, vaneers and regular teeth cleanings and even brushing that your chances of getting with them is high.

That’s why a brown and yellow stained, broken smile is like porn to me, it screams “i’ll fuck you cuz my mouth is so fucking disgusting no one with standards will touch me”….making bad dental hygiene a clear cut ticket to her pussy…and invitation to try my best to fill her polluted mouth with my dick and not my tongue….like a Valnetine’s day card that makes me cum….whatever that means….

Either way, here’s high class dental issues, the kind that are used as marketing to differentiate themselves from other models, not the kind of dental issues my women who have neglected themselves enough to let me fuck them, and she’s doing some bikini modeling for some Australian company like it was SI or Victoria’s Secret….

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2010

20

Jul

Jessica and Ashley Hart Pulling Some Kind of Fantasy of the Day

It seems like bikini models are taking over the fucking world. Everyday there are new ones I’ve never heard of who have already been in Victoria’s secret, cuz I guess those catalogs don’t come with a menu of the pussy featured in it and is more about the middle-range clothes than what is actually important, I guess that’s just another example of where the Russians do it better than the Americans, you see their catalogs are all about the women. You find out their measurements, their goals and aspirations, their education, their gymnastic abilities and all that good stuff, but then again you can buy the Russian women and make them your wife before they stab you in the eye after they get their citizenship, where as Victoria Secret lets you buy a fucking jacket, bikini, or whatever other bullshit that doesn’t make you cum unless you are weird…

Either way, her name is Jessica Hart and she’s with her sister, pulling some kind of stunt that fantasies are made of. Seriously, this frisbee with you hot sister in a bikini is the new bikini car was, or mud wrestling or pretty much anything with hot girls half naked and touching each other.


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2010

22

Jun

Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures of the Day

I like bitches in bikinis. I prefer when they are fit and look good in bikinis but I take what I can get.

So if it’s a matter of watching girls in a bikini who are fat, skinny, HIV Positive of virgins I’m down….and if they are in their bikinis in their backyards, on their balconies, in the parks, at the public pool, at the local beach, at the terminally ill ward at the hospital and not actually in bikinis, but in hospital gowns that look like bikinis with a pair of scissors I get away with cuz of the morphine, I’m down…

Now I may not know who Jessica Hart is, but I hear she’s a mode from Australia, the land of bitches in bikinis, and really it doesn’t matter what she does, cuz she’s in a bikini and like I said that’s all it takes for me to be down…


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2009

17

Dec

Jessica Hart is a Hot Aussie Model in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Hart is a bikini model from Australia because it seems like Australia is taking over my life today…. From law suits to beastiality…and now this….a near perfect bikini body with far from perfect teeth not that I’d be worried about someone’s dental work when I was elbow deep in her pussy after following her home late at night, since I assume that’s the only way I’d get that close to her, cuz girls find me creepy, but I do know a guy who used to clean my teeth for free at the Dental College who’s gone onto being a dental cosmetic surgeon who would be able to take care of her after I’m done my raping…

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