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2014

22

Aug

Jessica Hart’s In GQ of the Day

Jessica Hart is a gap toothed, Australian model with big tits who dates Billionaire Stavros, who has likely given her Paris Hilton strain of Herpes, along with all the other girls he allegedly banged, but who I’m not convinced he banged, because he’s so next level rich, that he knows that these girls are just hookers.

He is a legit billionaire, there’s just no way to really trust a girl’s intentions when you come with the first class 5 star life. So you just keep them around like a harem of hookers, but don’t call them hookers, call them models, since models are much more respectable in their “Pay me for sex if you have a yacht” hustle.

I’m not hating, I like her tits. Tits that I guess by Google Ad standards make GQ pornographers. In America, nipples are bad. Yet people still advertise on GQ, even with the nipples…so maybe I just do things wrong, clearly, as I sit here on my couch with the only tits around are mine – and they aren’t hot at all.

That’s all I have to say about gappy tits and her boyfriend she’s trying to marry for obvious reasons – while she’s half naked for a mainstream men’s mag…

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2014

03

Jun

Jessica Hart for Harper’s Australia of the Day

Jessica Hart is a busty, hot, Austrilian model gold digger who is dating, possibly engaged to Stavros, who likely has herpes from all the girl his Billionaire playboy dick has fucked…from Paris Hilton…to all the other hot famous girls he fucked…who don’t quite matter as much as Paris Hilton, since we all know she has herpes…her Valtrex was posted on the internet years ago…she has herpes…

I’ve interacted with Stavros at least once or twice. THe first was when I got his phone number from the same cellphone hack that gave us Paris Hilton’s Herpes prescription…and we texted back and forth for at least a month or two…He even got me into random parties – thinking I was some other friend of his who I guess had the same area code. It was jokes.

Then last year, I got invited by a friend, who probably shouldn’t have invited me, but invited me anyway, to his hotel room party…and Jessica Hart was no where around…in fact no girls were around…not even hookers…just a bunch of billionaire playboys from all over the world…dancing with each other to bad music…and the whole thing…was pretty fucking strange, but I was told when you’re a billionaire, and girls like Jessica Hart flock to you…you kind of want nothing to do with them in your downtime…but I do…i want everything to do with her, herpes and all…dripping off my face…after she sits on it.

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2014

10

Apr

Jessica Hart for Louis Vuitton of the Day

When you are a beard to one of the gayest billionaire pretty boy coke heads, you live the life of luxury, and I guess the life of luxury listens…

I guess that’s why Stavros’ girlfriend who I am sure he isn’t actually dating or with very often, but who is rather a model that makes his image seem better than the fact that he likes hanging with dudes, cuz girls are so dull and just want his money, when dudes you can really bro-out with…

Her name is Jessica Hart, she’s Australian, and in a bikini for Louis Vuitton looking’ alright…

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2013

06

Dec

Jessica Hart Bikini Pics in Miami of the Day

It’s safe to say that Jessica Hart being fired from Victoria’s Secret was probably just a storyline to get them back in the news, because I was told she’s not actually fired from the magazine, but rather the girl they want to condition and create into the next Candice…meaning the whole thing was a publicity stunt.

In case you didn’t know, it’s Holiday Season…you know in the event you are like me and never leave your house, except to go to Miami, where these Jessica Hart pics were taking, meaning we are in the same city right now, and she’s not on my lap, really questioning whether or not we’re actually soul mates as her tits make me think we are.

And the Holiday season is the most important time for Victorias Secret, they make at least 1 billion in sales to idiots who don’t know what to get their chick as a gift, but assume this is what they want, because Victoria’s Secret has brain washed the fucking world into loving cheap, foreign, knock-off panties…

That said, this Australian gold digger who has Paris Hilton herpes thanks to her Billionaire Boyfriend Stavros, a man who has fucked everyone…

Funny story, I went to one of Stavros’ hotel room parties, and it was all dudes, there was no Jessica Hart fiancé around, her tits were nowhere to be found…because I guess he is either gay, or tired of every babe gold digging whore he fucks..and gets sucked into proposing to…that said…it was the worst party ever….

Either way, she’s good in her bikini….even if she’s probably a tall freakish monster in person…we don’t have to worry about that…since we’re not with her in person….staged paparazzi bikini pic publicity stunts…always my favorite level of low level….other than sex tapes of course..

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2013

01

Aug

Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Models Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger are in their underwear or bikini bottoms on the streets for Love magazine, because Love magazine is so edgy and intense and crazy really make revolutionary social commentary on the state of the world we live in by using models no one really gives a fuck about, except maybe Georgia May cuz she’s an heir to Mick, or Jessica Hart because she’s Gold Mining Greek Billionaire Stavros the Paris Hilton Herpes Carrier….

I don’t know what that social commentary is, but figure it’s got to do with girl with the cowboy hat on has some pretty loose skinned cellulite legs and an ass that looks like it is eating itself…even after photoshop…I guess they are telling me that skinny’s hot when it’s tight and fit and not slim fat and sloppy…

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2013

30

May

Jessica Hart Modeling with her Tits of the Day

I prefer when Jessica Hart IS TANNING TOPLESS , because nipples are more exciting than staged commercial jobs she’s getting paid to do, even if she doesn’t need money, she’s dating billionaire Stavros, who she will likely get knocked up by, because guess what, he’s a billionaire and she was already willing to get herpes from him, it’s only natural to really commit to the cause and K-Fed him, like all models should. I mean why bother dating some broke ass motherfucker…when you look busty like this, when you can have a life of luxury…I feel like she only took this job with Montreal based store, because it makes it look like she’s trying and I guess that’s all part of her trickery to get the cum shot inside her instead of on her gap tooth face for a change…..

I’m into it.

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2013

03

May

Jessica Hart Bikini Modeling of the Day

Sometimes the only thing we need is an Australian gold digging model in a bikini all greased up looking pretty amazing with her amazing bikini model body to remind us how shitty our lives are because we are looking at pics of these girls and not being suffocated by their vaginas as they drip off our face.

We’ve all failed, she’s won, except for the Paris Hilton herpes she got when landing Stavros the billionaire, what a pussy wouldn’t do for a billion dollars is very limited….so here are the pics.

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2013

01

May

Jessica Hart’s Failed Poolside Photoshoot of the Day

The most fascinating thing about bikini model from Australia Jessica Hart is not her gapped tooth she never got fixed. It is that she has the same strain of herpes as Paris Hilton thanks to dating his sloppy seconds Stavros Niarchos, who happens to be the billionaire heir who has probably fucked the most significant pussy of the last 15 years, because bitches love cake. Seriously, if you’re a chick, your strategy should be get knocked up by a billionaire 30 year old, your life will be fun, and anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot. Don’t make it for yourself, use your looks to get it dammit, society is just jealous…

What it comes down to is that this Jessica Hart shoot, fucking sucks. I like my bikini pics more substantial, but I’ll post them anyway, I’m not a billionaire and have nothing better to do than sit here doing it.

This site is my luxury vacation home fuckers…

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2013

17

Jan

Jessica Hart’s Awesome Maxim Australia Shoot of the Day

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The only flaw in Jessica Hart is that she’s dating Stavros, Paris Hilton’s ex boyfriend, who has clearly given her the Paris Hilton strain of herpes, cuz that’s how unprotected sex works, but I guess it was worth it for Jessica Hart, since he’s a billionaire and can help really put her hotness on the map…I mean with modern science, what’s a little herpes but a itchy burnign distraction if you miss your Valtrex….I like her risk vs reward analysis…

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