Jessica Hart is the gap-toothed bikini model from Australia who is slowing taking her really hot body to the top by selling her soul to Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated.
I am ok with her success, not because I love Australian women ever since I lived with one for 6 months when I was a lot younger and realized their white trash, trailer park hard drinking and hot bodies despite being a lot like dudes was hot but kinda gay, but because I like my women with dental issues….
Mainly because it means a woman can’t afford to take care of herself properly enough to really care about what dick they put inside them. You know when they are willing to sacrifice their mouth before turning to the streets to prostitute themselves… rejecting braces, vaneers and regular teeth cleanings and even brushing that your chances of getting with them is high.
That’s why a brown and yellow stained, broken smile is like porn to me, it screams “i’ll fuck you cuz my mouth is so fucking disgusting no one with standards will touch me”….making bad dental hygiene a clear cut ticket to her pussy…and invitation to try my best to fill her polluted mouth with my dick and not my tongue….like a Valnetine’s day card that makes me cum….whatever that means….
Either way, here’s high class dental issues, the kind that are used as marketing to differentiate themselves from other models, not the kind of dental issues my women who have neglected themselves enough to let me fuck them, and she’s doing some bikini modeling for some Australian company like it was SI or Victoria’s Secret….
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