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2013

26

Mar

Jessica Kingham is the Glamour Model of the Day

Jessica Kingham is really not famous, not even as a Glamour model. She’s been in Loaded, Page 3, Nuts and Zoo, but no one knows who she is.

I’m not from the UK, so I could be wrong, and people may know her tits if they saw them in the VIP room at some cheese-dick club though….

I just base my facts on ignorance and twitter followers.

You see cuz I know sluts, and those sluts all have more followers than her, and they are not published, they just cam, sext and post titty pics all day in exchange for wishful thinking dudes will buy stuff off their amazon wish list.

I mean you’d figure if you’re exposing yourself, both on the internet and in magazines, you’d have more than 15,000 perverts following you waiting for me.

It’s like she’s failed at being an exhibitionist slut, and since I am a hero, I’ve decided to come in and give her a helping hand. Making her the Glamour Model of the Day

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2013

13

Mar

Jessica Kingham is Today’s Glamour Model of the Day

Her name is Jessica Kingham and I can assume she has the same big tit story all the other Glamour models have…not so good in school, but always got attention from guys for her ridiculously huge tits…who took on some menial job whether waitressing or in an office….before realizing that wrk fucking sucks…then one day she came home to her boyfriend wacking off to a Glamour model in a lad mad and decided she was built for that life…that she had what it took to be one of those average at best, daddy issue filled, set of tits, topless modeling for mainstream UK media…..a career that will end in a Reality show or a pregnancy from a “Footballer”….they may all be the same breed of woman…but they all are all so different from nipple placement, size and color…to waist to hip ratio….and what it ultimately comes down to is that they are the real heros in today’s world….

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