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2017

11

Jul

Jessica Simpson Ass in a Bikini of the Day

18 hours ago – Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her 36 year old mom ass – because I guess its her birthday and she’s feeling hot about it…which is easy when you’re a half retard, rich as hell running a billion dollar a year business, like it’s some kind of joke, a serious fucking troll…but more importantly, she was destined to being a 400 pound monster in a trailer park on disability eating fucking donuts and chips, watchign the Price is Right, discussing how she liked fat Drew Carey better than skinny Drew Carey…but instead she drop the weight and now posts pics like this…and for that it is amazing…

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2017

23

May

Jessica Simpson is Weird or Drunk and Busty on Ellen of the Day

Jessica Simpson makes fun of herself and her billion dollar clothing brand while drunk on Ellen, where she mocked lesbianism, herself, her uterus, her marriage, her husband’s masculinity and her audience of people dumber than her that buy her nonsense..all while rocking a bloated fat chick face and fat chick cleavage making it pretty incredible to think she’s managed to get this far…without remembering that there are 30 handlers behind the scenes helping her get dressde in the morning…and doing other basic things half retards can’t do.

I like her…I think she seems likes a good time…and not just because she’s a billionaire, but because of the tits.

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2017

21

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

Jessica Simpson still has fat tits..

Thank god because where would the chubby fat mom of a couple of kids pushing 40 be without her tits…

Oh, right she’d be an ex popstar, turned billion dollar fashion brand owner, who makes tons of fucking money regardless of her tits….

She could just sit at home and get fatter and fatter – prepping to play the Gilber Grape mom who just died when hollywood ends up trying to do the remake of the original starring Leo as Johnny Depp and Zach Efron and Leo and I don’t remember that fucking movie, but you’re getting what I’m saying, we’re in a world where fat chicks matter, can have lives as fat chcks, and if her damn million dollar weight watchers contract wasn’t up she could be all she wants to be….in terms of size…

I mean she’s rich, she’s got nothing to prove…but at least she’s got that fat chick mindset of use the tits to distract…to prove how basic men who like tits are….we’ll fall for all that shit….

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2017

20

Apr

Jessica Simpson Hard Nipples of the Day

Jessica Simpson, our billionaire fashion mogul, has got Hard Nipples on her monster large tits, that have carrried her through pregnancy, over eating at the Texas BBQ, life in general….They are bigger than my fucking head….

Now I like to think of these hard nipples as a memory of a simpler time…notwhen Jessica Simpson was young at hot….before that…when I was in High School…

Because in High School, at 14 years old, pre porno addiction, or access…because the internet didn’t exist…this bust girl who hit puberty young and her DD size tits always had hard nipples…and I’d just fucking stare at them…so mature her tits were…so unable to control my erection my dick was…Gym class was fucking hell…her bouncing everywhere…me unsure of what was going on…but luckily I never came myself in public…

I miss the days I was that easily exicted..just some hard nipples in a shirt…now I need gaping ass and throat fucking with 8 chicks and one dude ….and it has to be selfies sent directly to me, not produced porn just to even entertain the idea of “maybe I’ll jerk off”…

The world…is such a sad place…RIP boners to hard nipples while looking at these hard nipples without a boner…

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2017

14

Apr

Jessica Simpson Big Cleavage of the Day

Jessica Simpson still has monster tits – tits I would like to decorate like easter eggs and hide around the house for me and the kids to milk and jerk off on….because Jessica Simpson despite being a big girl…is a big breasted girl…and rich…a blast from the past, still living, Easter Miracle or some shit…

Easter….tits.

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2017

08

Feb

Jessica Simpson on the Toilet with her Mom of the Day

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I think the best way to start your day – is with a 31 week old picture of Jessica Simpson and her mom on the toilet together – well on separate toilets in the same bathroom…but maybe I’m just a pervert who likes mom and daughter bathroom time…or maybe I just have a stall-less bathroom fetish…like a normal person would…

Either way, old Jessica Simpson pics, always fun….here’s a new one of her promoting fitness because she’s a fitness icon…the fattest fitness icon who only got fit for a million dollar contract with Weight Watchers…sure…but a fitness icon none the less seeing as she sells billions of dollars of shitty money…

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2017

03

Jan

Big Jessica Simpson Tits for New Years of the Day

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Big Jessica Simpson, pushing 40, but still busty, because tits keep getting bigger and bigger, while the rest of her is at a manageable size, because I guess she gave up on the Texan BBQ and cakes post pregnancy, and realized that Weight Watchers was paying her a million dollars to get fit, but she had to get fit, to make the people who follow her and buy billions of dollars of her shitty trailer park, low end fat chick clothing really think that Weight Watchers did it…when we all know this girl couldn’t figure out a point system if it was being demonstrated to her by a retard kindergarten teacher using fucking animal shaped to help her work through the logic of the system….

Not that that matters, it’s all silly rich person celebrity business we don’t need to worry about…what does matter is that in the process of personal chefs and personal trainers…she’s managed to make that weight watchers money to add to her pile of money…but more importantly keep her tits…

And here she is sticking her tongue out in her casual “fuck you, I win”…kind of way…

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2016

11

Nov

Creepy Jessica Simpson Pic of the Day

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I don’t know why but this Jessica Simpson picture she posted on social media – creeps me out.

She’s got more make-up on than a haggard porn star trying to cover up her herpes and/or meth scabs, a black eye from an abusive husband, and they years of sadness that being a haggard pornstar has done to her….all while trying to be hot enough for dudes to jerk off to her while taking loads to her face…which isn’t that much of an accomplishment – since dudes will jerk off to anything…including an old Mom Jessica Simpson and her big tits channelling a porn chick…all fake lips pursed and smokey dead eyes the way we like em…a botox fail to some is a botox win to others…while staring at her good old wholesome country tits.

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2016

07

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s Strong Legs of the Day

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Here’s some Jessica Simpson, getting older, looking older, but rocking some seriously strong legs for the strong leg fetishists…thanks in part to Weight Watchers for making her tolerable, while allowing her to maintain those tits…tits that she’s had to carry around all these years…and that are probably the reason her legs are so muscular…because when you have tits like this…it’s like carrying a couple of sandbags around everywhere you go….

Now I’m not a fan of Jessica Simpson, I don’t find her amazing, and a I don’t think her mid 30s crossfit looking body is appealing…but the talent pool is shallow in the entertainment industry…there aren’t many new comers…it’s all the same old people being circulated while the world forgets to make new stars because they are too busy watching youtubers….

So instead of this being the “new” Jessica Simpson, 18 or 19 and hot…we’re still talking about the old one’s legs…and she hasn’t even made new shitty music…so maybe it’s just because I’m out of touch…or maybe it’s because I am stuck in the past…but I like to think it’s because of her squeezed into this short skirt….yep….

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2016

03

Nov

Kate Upton VS Jessica Simpson in Big Tits Doing Grease of the Day

I realize that Halloween is over, but I am all about the table scraps, the leftover stragglers that are just kinda hanging around after the main event, those are usually the ones with no where to go, or the ones looking for a warm shower and meal, or in a lot of cases with fat girls like Jessica Simpson and Kate Upton, looking for sex.

So what better way to hang onto the dream for those girls who still haven’t gone home after their Halloween bender on Monday night….you know just railing lines of adderall or meth…wasted in some crack den…still wearing a her Harley Quinn costume…or parts of it that aren’t covered in semen, puke and broken dreams…because you know that’s happening somewhere..

Than to look at and compare fatty Jessica Simpson big tits and fatty Kate Upton big tits…dressed in the same costume…because they are basic, not creative, puppets who need people to direct their behavior….

So here’s Jessica Simpson:

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and her’s Kate Upton….

Both not showing enough big tit…so to make up for it -here is Kate Upton doing some fitness / humping the air…..porn to some…

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2016

26

Oct

In Bed with Jessica Simpson of the Day

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How many dudes do you think have jerked off to this picture of Jessica Simpson…that one could argue is the worst picture of Jessica Simpson….because she’s out of focus, she’s blocking out her tits…her face is a fucking fuzzy mess…and the fact that she uploaded this shit confuses me….but that true Jessica Simpson fans fucking love because she’s in bed and they know that’s where she fucks…masturbates and probably eats all her BBQ or cakes when she’s laying there for weeks at a time, before being forced to get back to the gym to manage her weight…lots of money depends on that…and if she falls off…she will get sued…

I’m thinking at least one…

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2016

28

Sep

Jessica Simpson Huge Tits of the Day

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Semi-Retard Jessica Simpson has some seriously massive tits. These things are fucking monsters, sloppy fucking monsters, bigger than my head, like they are designed to be on a fat chick, but for some reason the fat chick is no longer a fat chick, a reason we call got paid a million dollars to not be a fat chick, but she’s still got a mom body, but the kind of mom body you don’t hate because the mom body comes with such big fucking tits to distract yourself with when you look at her mangled stomach…

I don’t know how this happened? But thank Weight Watchers…

I’ve seen big tits on a a 40 year old mom so many times before, usually at really disgusting bars, where their once milk filled tits all sad and sloppy hang over a barely there belly thanks to their drug happens…and with those girls I always suggest going for the blowjob, because the pussy is mangled, banged out and done, and the tits are big enough to cover the gut when you look down on her to make sure she doesn’t hit her head on the urinal….

Either way, Jessica Simpson’s still got huge tits…and I’m staring.

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2016

22

Sep

Jessica Simpson Big Titties of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is the third in my “Thursday Skinny Famous Rich Girls Turning Fat Only to Go Back to Skinny Enough Because Skinny is Wonderful and Fat is Disgusting and Kills – Despite what Loud Fat Chicks Tell You” or #TSFRGTFOTGBTSEBSIWAFIDAK-DWLFCTY for short…

Basically – Jessica Simpson isn’t what you’d call a skinny bitch, because her tits are bigger than your fucking head and always have been, but she’s far more fit than she was during her fat years, because fat years happen to people, they get lazy, they start eating and don’t stop, because being fat, lazy and a slop is pretty laid back and goodtimes…until you die, or can’t get off said couch to get more donuts…so whether Jessica Simpson wanted to be skinny or if it was paid for by weight watchers doesn’t matter…because she did it..and was lucky enough in her middle age…mom age…to keep the big tits that have probably aged…but that are still massive and thus wonderful enough….in some exposed bra outfit that screams “look at my tits”…

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2016

21

Sep

Jessica Simpson CLunky with her Big Tits of the Day

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Here’s some sturdy as fuck Jessica Simpson…all big tits…old and heavy big tits…with strong legs used to carry around the big tits…that aren’t bit tits that were lost in her million dollar Weight Watcher campaign…that took her from obese to this…billionaire clothing empire super star who can’t add 2 plus 2…but you don’t need to when you’ve got a team of people exploiting you to make as much money as they can off her…good deal…for everyone involved…even us..cuz we get to see them big ol’ tits…

She looks all bow-legged like she’s ridden one too many ponies…or maybe she’s just trying not to shit herself from all the laxatives she takes to compensate for that texan BBQ emotional eating…who knows.

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2016

16

Sep

Jessica Simpson Big Ass in a See Through of the Day

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Porker Jessica Simpson thought it would be a good idea to wear a see through dress and a pair of what must be the most shapeshifting SPANX available on the market, in what is a nice new chapter in the story of a popstar daughter to an exploitative, drawn to the bright lights of Hollywood, closet case preacher from the south…turned child star, busty singer…reality show star married to a boy band…who humiliated herself weekly…before becoming morbidly obese, striking a deal with Weight Watchers, only to get knocked up as many times as she could to not live up to said deal…until finally getting as fit as she could…thanks to a new pro athlete husband, and piles of money made from both her music and her gutter K-Mart brand smutty fat chick clothing…that could afford a trainer and nutritionist in her mansion…hell, just cutting the cost of her nightly Texas BBQ that got her in her fat mess to begin with was likely enough to create this…mid 30s…ass flashing…queen.

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