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2014

28

Apr

Jessie J in a Bikini of the Day

The nice thing about instagram is that you don’t need a third party like the paparazzi to take pics of a girl in compromising positions…on the beach half naked to know whether she’s a whore or not…

You know with the paparazzi there’s always that question of “was this paid for” even though it usually is and you know it usually is…but there’s still that level of uncertainty, was she into this happening, was this robbing her of her privacy, you know what I mean…does she approve of this message..

Where as with Instagram, bitch is like “Look at me in a bikini, I look hot, I want ppl to see my side titty”…and I kinda like that better…you know she approves of this message…

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2013

16

Sep

Jessie J in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if anyone cares about Jessie J, a UK popstar who may be popular here, but I can’t be too sure, because I avoid pop music as hard as I can, not because I am some obscure hipster who only likes the sounds of pots and pans being beat against pavement rhythmically, but because I am convinced these corporate run puppets are trying to brain wash me through the radio and that shit scares me…I mean I know lyrics to Lady Gaga songs, and I don’t even know lyrics to songs I like, and more importantly, I have never put on a Lady Gaga song…proving to me that this illuminati music shit is real fucking life…

What I do know is that Jessie J used to rock the leotard on stage, and now she’s rocking a bikini in some twitter pics I can’t jerk off to, because she’s not naked, but I’ll post anyway, because you probably can…

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2013

01

Aug

Jessie J Pantsless of the Day

Who the fuck is Jessie J, and why am I looking at pictures she posted of herself in a fucking leotard like she matters, oh right, cuz she’s in a fucking leotard, and historically, that makes her matter…I mean any bitch who squeezes into any outfit that touches her asshole, pussy and tits at the same time, is as famous as she needs to be…which is famous enough for me to ask her to autography my face…with her pussy.

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2013

27

Jun

Jessie J Twitter Bikini Continues of the Day

UK popstar Jessie J is really into celebrating her booty as she poses with her big ass and shaved head for twitter…

She reminds me more of a pornstar posing on set of some ass fetish movies that end with 4 black dudes cumming on her shaved head,rather than a popstar…Oh right, all girls remind me of pornstars on set.

Thank you porno niches, for making touching on everything front the elderly, to the handicapped, to the teens…there’s something for everyone..making everyday innocent bitches do totally slutty things in my mind without even knowing it…

Girl in line at Starbucks, we just had sex and I just came in your ass…in my mind….and it was amazing.

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2013

26

Jun

Jessie J’s White Bikini of the Day

Big Booty Bitches…her name is Jessie J, she’s from the UK, she was a popstar in a leotard for a minute and now she’s a shaved head in a bikini…

She looks like she could be a pornstar…but in her defense, all girls look like pornstars…I blame the tits and vaginas for that.

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2013

25

Apr

Jessie J Has No Pants On of the Day

Jessie J is some UK one hit wonder who I guess is working on being a 2 hit wonder, you know the kind of performer with longevity and staying power, who doesn’t need to be pantsless on stage forever, but who at the age of 60 will be honored for her contribution in the music world, you know tribute albums will be made to her, with stars singing her songs, because that’s just the kind of artist, filled with integrity this Jessie J is. She’s not just on a cash grab while the people are listening hustle, the pantslessness is just part of who she is, and that’s why she dresses like this at rehearsal and on stage, because her and her performances are raw and honest….Jessie J is the star of her generation…and by star, I mean some low level slut people are brainwashed into listening to, who only gets noticed cuz she isn’t wearing pants.

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2012

07

Dec

Jessie J Pantsless of the Day


Jessie J is the UKs version of Katy Perry / Lady Gaga….some annoying pop tart cunt who is never wearing pants…who guys everywhere get excited about because if they are gonna masturbate to some pop tart…sbhe might as well be the kind who never wears pants….but who just annoy me…cuz in a world with so many options in finding pantsless pics…I don’t need it to be accompanied by shitty fucking song….you know I’d rather see some broken down porn star pantsless than this spoiled brat who pollutes the radio and our youth…but I’m posting the pics anyway…cuz that’s just the kind of hypocrite I am…


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2012

21

Feb

Jessie J See Through Outfit at the Brits of the Day

Jessie J confuses me. But here she is in a see thru outfit for the Brits…that’s more on a Lady Gaga or Nicki Minaj stupid costume that gay guys everywhere call “Fierce” than a see thru outfit to shock the nation and give us nipple or cunny to fap to…you like how I went UK for the sake of a UK pop star…I’m versatile in my blog star performing like that…so cultured and relevant…fuck yourself…

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2012

13

Jan

Jessie J See THrough Outfit of the DAy

I am totally uninterested in this bitch Jessie J. But my neighbor shut off my internet access by putting a password on his shit, and these are some of the only pictures I have uploaded ready to post….

I don’t know what she is, or what she does….I do know she normally dresses like a fucking idiot and sometimes dressing like that idiot, includes tight, sheer clothes, but she’s never flashing tit, nipple, pussy or anus, so she’s just another idiot trying to be a popstar, while really just boring the fuck out of everyone…especially the perverts…like me….but here she is in a see through dress anyway….blame technology.

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