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2019

24

Sep

Jessie J Got Them Tits Out of the Day

Jessie J Tits Braless

Jessie J are the tits that Chatum Tatum jerks off on, assuming he’s not a batty boy who uses the women in his life to bait cock for his homosexual needs.

I mean his ex wife was a dancer, which is a direct line to gays. His new girl (this one) a vintage pop star and thus also a gay magnet….all while he was a male stripper who made a movie about male strippers…something most straight dudes would rather not focus on when it comes to stripper content since female strippers and their hard bodies doing slutty dance…is more appealing than the male counterpart…

Not that being a gay is a bad thing. It doesn’t kill careers. Whether Chatum Tatum was gay or not, girls would still like his shitty movies and think his jawline was studly…so maybe he just has shit taste in women and isn’t a queer at all. I mean a lot of speculating into things I don’t care about is going on right now. I’d prefer if it wasn’t.

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2019

28

Mar

Jessie J Bikini Booty of the Day

Jessie J Bikini Booty

Jessie J is some UK popstar trash from a decade ago that everyone forgot…because Jessie J…is just that level of famous, probably set for life and a name that can be dropped to get free tickets because it was once very famous…you know a once relevant always relevant even when not relevant because one hit wonder and instagram keep you alive and your connections from when everyone was sucking your famous dick…are still in the industry and take your calls…

Everyone forgot her, except Channing Tatum, because she is the replacement pussy to the pussy he was married to for a very long time…the dancing wife, who was a professional dancer, named Jenna Dewan I think, I don’t really remember.

I just know that her dancing body, was better than this pocket of fat on the upper thigh I can’t help but stare at…on his sloppy new pussy replacement pussy…

Jessie J Bikini Booty

Oh here she is nude
Jessie J Nude

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2017

23

Oct

Jessie J Topless of the Day

Jessie J Topless

Jessie J is the UKs version of Katy Perry / Lady Gaga….who I assume no one really remembers from when she was famous, but who is older and likely wise enough to know it’s time to bring back the terrible fucking music…

You know with some annoying pop tart songs to rape your brain, but that you won’t likely have to listen to, because she’s from the UK and not on USA radio airplay…

I remember her from being a younger popstar who was never wearing pants.. because if you are gonna masturbate to some pop tart…she might as well not be wearing pants….but who just annoyed me…cuz in a world with so many options in pantsless pics…I don’t need it to be accompanied by shitty fucking song…

Well, she’s updated her look, put on some pants and took off the shirt, because it’s the new new…tits are in – leotards not so much…

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2014

29

Dec

Jessie J Does Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

Jessie J is some bisexual pop star from the UK. I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, and that is probably a good thing…because the UK has a whole pile of shitty pop music that we are never exposed to…it is part of their culture, I blame the Spice Girls…

The only reason I know Jessie J, is because she performs in leotards, back when only a handful of these popstars were wearing leotards…I also know that she moved to LA because America appreciates her voice, while the UK just appreciates gossiping about her, because her voice doesn’t matter…I also know that she’s got some weird trashy tattoo that looks like she got in the housing projects in Atlanta one night before going to work at the stripclub…I also know that she’s built bottom heavy like she belongs in a hip hop video…with Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea because that’s the trend….make black dudes fuck you and white suburban kids who wish they were black will love you…and here she is in some self shot bikini pics for instagram…because it turns out America doesn’t care about her enough to send the paparazzi.

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2014

12

Aug

Jessie J has a Labia Slip While Performing of the Day

Jessie J is some UK popstar who I never really found interesting. I don’t even know any of her songs. The UK is filled with garbage pop that no one should ever listen to – but that is pushed on their radio stations – because tastes in the UK, at least based on their Glamour models…is a but trashy…

I do remember that Jessie J was all about the leotards, like all the other popstars who went leotard crazy over the last 3-5 years….but I don’t think she’s ever had the fatty lip of her vagina area poking the fuck out of the outfit as she spread eagles on stage…like this was some kind of Thai sex show….

I guess this all part of what I like about a leotard…skimpy enough for labia to slip out…not that this is even labia…it just looks like it could be…and that’s good enough for me…

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2014

28

Apr

Jessie J in a Bikini of the Day

The nice thing about instagram is that you don’t need a third party like the paparazzi to take pics of a girl in compromising positions…on the beach half naked to know whether she’s a whore or not…

You know with the paparazzi there’s always that question of “was this paid for” even though it usually is and you know it usually is…but there’s still that level of uncertainty, was she into this happening, was this robbing her of her privacy, you know what I mean…does she approve of this message..

Where as with Instagram, bitch is like “Look at me in a bikini, I look hot, I want ppl to see my side titty”…and I kinda like that better…you know she approves of this message…

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2013

16

Sep

Jessie J in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if anyone cares about Jessie J, a UK popstar who may be popular here, but I can’t be too sure, because I avoid pop music as hard as I can, not because I am some obscure hipster who only likes the sounds of pots and pans being beat against pavement rhythmically, but because I am convinced these corporate run puppets are trying to brain wash me through the radio and that shit scares me…I mean I know lyrics to Lady Gaga songs, and I don’t even know lyrics to songs I like, and more importantly, I have never put on a Lady Gaga song…proving to me that this illuminati music shit is real fucking life…

What I do know is that Jessie J used to rock the leotard on stage, and now she’s rocking a bikini in some twitter pics I can’t jerk off to, because she’s not naked, but I’ll post anyway, because you probably can…

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2013

01

Aug

Jessie J Pantsless of the Day

Who the fuck is Jessie J, and why am I looking at pictures she posted of herself in a fucking leotard like she matters, oh right, cuz she’s in a fucking leotard, and historically, that makes her matter…I mean any bitch who squeezes into any outfit that touches her asshole, pussy and tits at the same time, is as famous as she needs to be…which is famous enough for me to ask her to autography my face…with her pussy.

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2013

27

Jun

Jessie J Twitter Bikini Continues of the Day

UK popstar Jessie J is really into celebrating her booty as she poses with her big ass and shaved head for twitter…

She reminds me more of a pornstar posing on set of some ass fetish movies that end with 4 black dudes cumming on her shaved head,rather than a popstar…Oh right, all girls remind me of pornstars on set.

Thank you porno niches, for making touching on everything front the elderly, to the handicapped, to the teens…there’s something for everyone..making everyday innocent bitches do totally slutty things in my mind without even knowing it…

Girl in line at Starbucks, we just had sex and I just came in your ass…in my mind….and it was amazing.

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2013

26

Jun

Jessie J’s White Bikini of the Day

Big Booty Bitches…her name is Jessie J, she’s from the UK, she was a popstar in a leotard for a minute and now she’s a shaved head in a bikini…

She looks like she could be a pornstar…but in her defense, all girls look like pornstars…I blame the tits and vaginas for that.

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