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Anna Kournikova Beer Pong With Fallon of the Day

I hate Jimmy Fallon’s show, I like QuestLove from the Roots, but I find Jimmy Fallon a total piece of fucking shit. He isn’t funny. His jokes are bullshit and motherfucker’s trying too fucking hard and needs to get himself a real writing staff, because motherfucker just laughs at himself, can’t tell a fucking joke and pisses me off.

So, I can’t stomach his show, and I did watch it the first week, but that was just to hate on him via twitter, hoping to crack his concentration and get him off the air. I failed, but still waiting for him to acknowledge I exist.

That said, he had Anna Kournikova on and she looked amazing in her black dress, she’s a hot Russian I would have loved to mail order, if she didn’t use sports to escape the communist rule.

They played Beer Pong, cuz he’s and idiot and tries to play games with the people he interviews and I guess he’s also trying to connect to the college kids, something I can relate to, because I always want to connect my dick at the very least with college kids, while giving his advertisers constant shout outs because he’s trying to survive, something I can’t relate to.

This is the video, I didn’t watch it, even though she looks amazing, but I did get to the point where she says Bananus and I liked it….

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Someone Give Justin Timberlake the Jimmy Fallon Show of the Day

I’ve been sending twitter messages, yes, I just mentioned twitter again, because I have nothing else going for me and I think it’s a website that was designed for me, because annoying people and what they do in their useless lives comes easy to me. So anyway, I’ve been telling Jimmy Fallon all day that he is garbage and needs me to write for him, not because I think I am funnier than he is, but because I think everyone is funnier than him. He isn’t responding to me, so I’m just going to let you all know that in this segment Justin Timberlake carried this guy and his sinking ship and you should sign a petition to give the shit to him, not because I am a Timberlake fan, but because he’s a better comedian than Fallon, who claims to be a comedian, and the lies need to stop now.

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