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2014

04

Sep

J.Lo and Iggy Azalea Booty Teaser of the Day

J.Lo and Iggy Azalea have a song called Booty…because I guess they both have big fat asses, and asses are trendy, and white girls everywhere are celebrating their fat asses, and I am not into hip hop, but I get the appeal for the most part, if they aren’t horribly fat and riddled with cellulite, and if they girl with the fat ass either has done a lot of squats or more importantly, some waist training, as these chubby white girls do…and in being J.Lo and Iggy Azalea it’s pretty gratuitous, even though J.Lo is too old for this exploitative ass parade, and this Iggy will just do anything to next level herself…so working with J.Lo, who will do anything to stay relevant…makes sense and so does their fat asses covered in Jelly, lube-like substance…

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2014

27

Aug

J.Lo and Iggy Azalea Compare Photoshopped Booty of the Day

Here is an artist rendition of J.Lo and Iggy Azalea made by what I assume is either some well paid staffer or a creepy fan, who really feels like showing the world that his big booty babes are actually lean, round assed, brozed godesses, instead of like the dumpy pig fucks that they are.

It’s like these pictures are a collective 50 pounds lighter than the original photo of the 300 year old J.Lo and her younger fat ass cohort she’s obviously partnering up with, because den mother knows how to stay relevant and to alpha the younger cunts trying to move in.

She is the period that all the other periods in the room sync up to…

I don’t think this can legally be called a picture…because it’s 95 percent CGI. Like a police sketch, only in this case, we are all the victims.

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2014

30

Jun

J.Lo Thinks She’s Miley of the Day

There comes a time in every middle aged popstar’s career where she throws in the towel and says “I’m too old for this, maybe I’ll just go on to sing popstars”….or she doesn’t….

I mean from what I remember, J.Lo was too old to be a popstar when she became a popstar in the first place, so this pretending she’s MILEY is just awkward…It’s like every time I see old bitches in AMerican Apparel with their tweens, competing to dress sluttier, I’m like, let the tween be tweens, and you bitch, you go put on that sweater…even when they are hot…I don’t who decides that the behavior is inappropriate…I just know it is…

Sure she has a good body, she can still pull it off, she makes millions, she doesn’t want to give up when there is money to be made and adorning fans to cheer her on…but she could do it with some pants on..

Save the old lady twerking for the dinner party that got too out of hand in your mansion or some shit..just because you can twerk doesn’t mean do it on stage for thousands…

I’ll still watch, because that’s what she wants, and I always give girls what they want, I am a gentleman and a pervert who likes train crashes like this..hey ladies…

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2014

13

Jun

J.Lo’s Ridiculous Facebook Video of the Day

I don’t watch soccer. I mean I don’t watch any sports, I find them all really homoerotic. Just a bunch of dudes running back and forth with very little purpose other than to win some arbitrary title that really doesn’t mean much…I get it, the whole athleticism and talent and all that other shit, even the excitement or whatever, but I find the whole thing dumb…but I guess not as dumb as the fans…

That said, soccer has got to be the most ridiculous in terms of fan base. Shit is international, yet every soccer fan in the world has a faux hawk, Adidas tapered track pants and a look in his twinkle toe, light on his feet eyes, that if it wasn’t against the fabric of his culture, he’d suck dick..

NOw I am in to a lot of things gays are into, anal sex, drugs, hot model bitches…not having kids…getting my dick sucked all the time…but the closet cases…who would accept J.Lo and Pitbull as their opening ceremony act, because they are so fabulous, and even celebrate them because of the Latina connection…despite being 100 years old and not Brazilian…instead of turning it into a middle ages Gladiator death match…or riot like a soccer riot should be…but maybe I’m being too sensitive…I mean if J.Lo wasn’t booked for that nonsense, we’d never have this gem of her gyrating she posted on Facebook…she is resilient…she never gives up.

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2014

05

Mar

Jennifer Lopez in Possible Nipple Pic of the Day

I have no way of confirming this is J.Lo’s nipple, all I see is tanned skin and brownness that could be a nipple that has lactated at least once, while trying to nourish her dying skeleton of a husband back when they were married, but all hispanic looking girls have a dozen babies or more, so that doesn’t really filter out the J.Lo look-a-likes…

What it comes down to, is that this pic is 2 weeks old and I’ve failed you as a blogger..

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2014

12

Feb

J.Lo Fat Ass in Concert of the DAy

I’ve been staring at J.Lo’s ass in spandex on stage wondering why a billionaire mom of two doesn’t just age gracefully on her pile of money…instead of doing this…clearly it’s not about the money for her…it’s about the attention she gets…or more interestingly…because she thinks she has a higher purpose in life that involves giving her fans what they deserve while getting paid…and what it comes down to is that hispanics are pretty loyal and probably love this…and I’m pretty perverted and kinda love that it happened…I mean it’s so ridiculous…

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2014

11

Feb

Lookin’ Down J.Lo’s Shirt of the Day

Apparently, J.Lo and her staff of 100, decided that this was a beautiful picture of J.Lo to post on her social media, because I guess it wasn’t showcasing her old as fuck face…while focusing on cleavage that she’s never really had, but that a slow metabolism and aging has graced her with…I mean that or implants…and the whole thing is a pretty weird way to connect with her fans and let them into her everyday life…I mean..maybe she should focus on pro pics of her ass…even if she’s too old for that behavior at least it makes more sense than this….

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2014

01

Jan

J.Lo’s Fat Ass in Jeans to Inspire your Resolutions of the Day

J.Lo posted a pic of her fat ass for you to get inspired enough to hit the gym, not that I am ever against a fat ass, in fact I am a black man like that, shit taps into the core of my testosterone producing glands and makes me want to suffocate on the shit, literally…but I figure all you anorexic bitches find this disgusting…even though it made J.Lo a billion fucking dollars and is still making her ass money…or her ass is making her money…reminding you that I guess NEw Years Resolutions are shitty expectations you put on yourself, that you will disappoint yourself with, and that ultimately don’t make you a better, more interest person… Eat, drink, smoke…do whatever the fuck you want…no one cares…if you are healthy enough..in fact more people probably want you to fail than succeed in health, wealth, happiness, whatever.

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2013

29

May

J.Lo’s Cameltoe on Britain’s Got Talent of the Day

This is horrible. J.Lo on her own is the fucking worst. Whether she’s claiming she’s just Jenny from the Block, while really she’s just some con artist who rode the Latina wave to make a fortune, with an ego that clearly thinks she’s talented and worthy of being on TV, Stage and movies….like a self proclaimed triple threat, when the only thing about her that’s making me feel threatened is her cunt….as it tries to eat her costume…a costume no old lady, no matter how in denial she is, should be wearing….

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