I just did a post on Kate Beckinsale’s costume, saying that Halloween is everyday so the fact that it is last week’s news is irrelevant since it’s everyday.

I accidentally came across J.Lo dressed like a devil, drinking blood, which to the fundamental Christians out there, they now have fuel tot he “Hollywood is run by Satanists” conspiracy and the “they drink blood and baby juice to stay young after the whole selling their souls to the devil in exchange for all their good times, success and importance”…you know since they use the whole symbolism in all they do to let each other know and to honor their overlord…

J.Lo’s just gone a little more literal with it…and her nipples are hard so people pay attention to her tribute…making it more interesting!

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Old Lady J.Lo or someone who is pretending to be J.Lo on the J.Lo social media content stream, because I have facial recognition blindness and can’t tell if J.Lo actually looks like this, or maybe her face injections she probably denies, and her facetune that she gets professionally done because she can afford to hire an after effects artist for her social media channels, just makes her look like a hybrid J.Lo….who cares…

I didn’t buy into J.Lo when she first went viral and they wanted us to fall for girls with diaper wearing looking asses….so I’m not going to be into her in her retirement years as she does her best 55-plus community dweller holding onto that youthful dream….

If anything, I find it pretty vulgar that she doesn’t take shit behind the camera to let other chicks take her place in the world of bad pop music and bad acting….because she’s a triple threat, who is also a threat to quality and integrity of an artform, all for the sake of money grubbing.

I realize she believes her hype, which is probably why she takes barely slutty selfies for her feed, like a “look at me casual in bed, with some cleavage, where I fuck, but where I won’t let you watch me fuck, since Afleck’s got ED….thanks to also being old and forced to fuck her old diaper wearing looking ass….that is old enough to be an actual diaper wearing ass and not just an ass that looks like it is in diaper…

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J.Lo is in a bikini, showing off her fat and modified old lady ass, while pretending that her old lady ass is not an old lady ass, because that’s what being a delusional self involved person who has made shit tons of money being J.Lo, surrounded by Yes Men, encouraging her into thinking that she’s not too old to throw in the towel and that she’s still got ass to give, and I’ll still look at it like the science experiment it is….

It’s like give up, live off that pile of money, go behind the camera, invest in other projects, mentor the new generation of J.Los who will grace the world with garbage music, garbage movies, but monetizable content, which is what matters…do unmemorable shit that doesn’t matter but that makes money because money matters, you puppet pile of fat ass shit…

But instead, she’s the afternoon stripper working the primetime shift because no one has the heart to tell her that her back looks like a bulldogs face, which isn’t how backs are supposed to look.

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It’s safe to say that the recently married J.Lo is not going to give up anytime soon..because despite being old as shit, she still pretends she’s still in her 20s, even marrying her boyfriend from her 20s, because why move on, when we’re clearly in some kind of soul trap, time warp, that may be from some sinister inter-dimensional research they legitimately do in Switzerland, which is crazy, or it could just stem from a narcissistic bitch, loving attention, loving being noticed, loving making money off her ass like a low level hooker and when she’s always REWARDED for what she does, it’d be dumb for her to ever stop…..

Sure, assuming she had some shame, decency, and modesty, she’d retired, go behind the camera, make money on other projects, she’s already a billionaire, maybe launch a direct to consumer brand like Alba or Kate Hudson, but she’s more into doing all that, while also doing half naked shit, because when the ovaries dry up, the brains get all haywire and confused…..maybe it’s demential, maybe it’s vaccine prions, maybe it’s just too many yes men in her circle hyping it up..

Lucky for us, she’s managed to photoshop, fill her face, fake it enough that it’s not as offensive as it would be if you were recruiting pussy at a 55+ retirement community…

That’s not to say those 55+ retirement community women don’t know how to fuck if they haven’t had to get their hips replaced, or if they aren’t scooter riding diabetics with compression socks on…..it’s to say they look like normal old people, not like this hybrid, stem cell, baby urine drinking freak keeping the lie alive.

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At a certain age women hormonally become men, don’t they….you know when the ovaries dry up and the chin hairs start to grow out, they can do fitness and get gains from said fitness thanks to all the testosterone, making them look more ripped than ever, since being ripped isn’t the most feminine of things….they can dye their hair pink, instead it’s regular SILVER, you know to come across as youthful, they can slip into a BODY FISHNET suit like a FISHNET FRIDAY GIRL trying to secure some OnlyFans investors, or sponsors….and they can do it all on their social media in a weirdly inappropriate, almost low level pornographic, pretty obvious clickbait way….and it’s weird to me….especially when the bitch is 100 fucking years old, worth 100 million dollars or more, and could just fuck right off and be forgotten…YET her ego, narcissism and I guess insecurity and desperation around getting old and dried up WON’T ALLOW THAT….so we now have 60 year olds in bikinis posing slutty like a 20 year old slut who 15 years ago would have been fired from her day job, maybe even kicked out of her school for the same behavior.

We have progressed as a society in the worst fucking way….but you J.Lo fans may like current J.Lo in Fishnets instead of jerking off to her fat 90s ass that made her famous….because you are weird…while I’m more of a PULL IT FROM THE ARCHIVES kind of guy…since age was on their side back then and now it’s just creepy sci/fi shit..that I guess these exhibitionists get off on…so whatever, still slutty behavior from someone who can afford to not be slutty, so she’s doing it from her heart…and there’s something special, or weird about that…

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