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2014

05

Mar

Jennifer Lopez in Possible Nipple Pic of the Day

I have no way of confirming this is J.Lo’s nipple, all I see is tanned skin and brownness that could be a nipple that has lactated at least once, while trying to nourish her dying skeleton of a husband back when they were married, but all hispanic looking girls have a dozen babies or more, so that doesn’t really filter out the J.Lo look-a-likes…

What it comes down to, is that this pic is 2 weeks old and I’ve failed you as a blogger..

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2014

12

Feb

J.Lo Fat Ass in Concert of the DAy

I’ve been staring at J.Lo’s ass in spandex on stage wondering why a billionaire mom of two doesn’t just age gracefully on her pile of money…instead of doing this…clearly it’s not about the money for her…it’s about the attention she gets…or more interestingly…because she thinks she has a higher purpose in life that involves giving her fans what they deserve while getting paid…and what it comes down to is that hispanics are pretty loyal and probably love this…and I’m pretty perverted and kinda love that it happened…I mean it’s so ridiculous…

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2014

11

Feb

Lookin’ Down J.Lo’s Shirt of the Day

Apparently, J.Lo and her staff of 100, decided that this was a beautiful picture of J.Lo to post on her social media, because I guess it wasn’t showcasing her old as fuck face…while focusing on cleavage that she’s never really had, but that a slow metabolism and aging has graced her with…I mean that or implants…and the whole thing is a pretty weird way to connect with her fans and let them into her everyday life…I mean..maybe she should focus on pro pics of her ass…even if she’s too old for that behavior at least it makes more sense than this….

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2014

01

Jan

J.Lo’s Fat Ass in Jeans to Inspire your Resolutions of the Day

J.Lo posted a pic of her fat ass for you to get inspired enough to hit the gym, not that I am ever against a fat ass, in fact I am a black man like that, shit taps into the core of my testosterone producing glands and makes me want to suffocate on the shit, literally…but I figure all you anorexic bitches find this disgusting…even though it made J.Lo a billion fucking dollars and is still making her ass money…or her ass is making her money…reminding you that I guess NEw Years Resolutions are shitty expectations you put on yourself, that you will disappoint yourself with, and that ultimately don’t make you a better, more interest person… Eat, drink, smoke…do whatever the fuck you want…no one cares…if you are healthy enough..in fact more people probably want you to fail than succeed in health, wealth, happiness, whatever.

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2013

29

May

J.Lo’s Cameltoe on Britain’s Got Talent of the Day

This is horrible. J.Lo on her own is the fucking worst. Whether she’s claiming she’s just Jenny from the Block, while really she’s just some con artist who rode the Latina wave to make a fortune, with an ego that clearly thinks she’s talented and worthy of being on TV, Stage and movies….like a self proclaimed triple threat, when the only thing about her that’s making me feel threatened is her cunt….as it tries to eat her costume…a costume no old lady, no matter how in denial she is, should be wearing….

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2012

03

Sep

Last Week’s J.Lo Bikini Pics of the Day


J.Lo showed off her uneventful body in her uneventful bikini with her uneventful lover who is likely a homosexual fan and back up dancer’s of hers who she is pretending is her lover cuz it is good for the media attention like when she was involved in shootings when dating rappers in the 90s, you know when she was relevant and more interesting or acceptable to jerk off to, you know the kind of homosexual on payroll who likes the attention cuz this is his big break and has no real say in the whole thing cuz she will just use another boy toy to trick middle age women into believing in her divorcee comeback….unless he’s just a K-Fed…in which case I approve…but would prefer if he encouraged to cover her up that mom body in a snow suit….


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2012

19

Jul

Jennifer Lopez is in her Bikini of the Day

The only reason I am posting month old pictures of J.Lo in a bikini, is because old is what J.Lo is and what J.Lo does, and if anything she’d be happy we were pushing pics of a younger her, even if that younger her is still fucking old…

Like expired milk, who looks like she may have drank too much milk, and based on her boyfriend and ex-husband, the homo kind, there’s really no going back to a place where she’s not exipired…it’s one of those been done, already done, it’s over we can’t turn back time like Cher wished for, we can just change genders

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2012

05

Jul

J.Lo in a Bikini Getting Mounted by a K-Fed of the Day

You wanna know what this Casper the Friendly Gold Digger is thinking right about now….”Too bad she’s menopausal”…

True fucking story, cuz knocking up a bitch like J.Lo means being set for fucking life…and really the fact that she’s J.Lo makes her semi more interesting than the dudes he was banging before her, you know at dance practice…before deciding it was time to go straight, cuz being gay was a one way ticket to HIV…and J.Lo’s life was so glamorous and appealing….

I hate J.Lo, she is too old, trying too hard, but even I’d consider trying to knock her up for the private jets. I’m a user like that….I’d even pu up with her bullshit cuz it is better than thankless work…it’s just too bad she’s menopausal and can’t get knocked up….I’m with you Casper the friendly gold digger….but keep on trying…maybe it’ll stick…Lottery winning every day.


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2012

17

May

J.Lo in a Bikini for Vogue of the Day

J.Lo doesn’t realize that she’s old. She has it in her head that she’s still got it going on. I blame all the positive reinforcement her staff give her everyday….coupled with photoshop and lighting…that makes her feel like she’s the fucking best thing in the world and deserves to be seen by the masses….when in reality she’s in her 40s and a mom of twins….it is like bitch has made enough money in this game….can’t she make some room for the up and comers…you know retire gracefully….you know stop acting like she’s 20 and a popstar….you know not believing what her 20 year old boyfriend trying to K-Fed her and who was gay before getting with her says about how good she looks naked….even if I don’t mind looking at her naked….because I’m a sick fuck, don’t use me and a gaughe of what should and shouldn’t strip….use logic…and facts….and fact is….this bitch’s time is done like Donna Summer….what too soon?

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2012

26

Apr

J.Lo’s Fat ass in Gold Pants of the Day

The thing that amazes me abou J.Lo….you know being a rational human who has no interest in 40 year old Divas who pulled off a great scam and had great timing in what I call a dark time for America…is that people still talk about her like she matters…and not just that she matters…but that she’s hot and her ass is rocking or some shit….like she’s not a 40 year old mom of twins with a bad attitude who has been given too much….

You see cuz I just assumed her only fans were the millions of latino women who were only doing it cuz they are loyal…and maybe a few black guys who like fat sloppy ass…but that’s not reality….people are into this and that fucks with my head….and needs to be stopped….there is nothing good about J.Lo…she’s all bad.

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2012

13

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples and Fat Ass of the Day

I don’t find J.Lo hot. I never did….If anything I wish she was Selena and not the bitch who became famous for playing Selena….You know killed off by her fan club president….instead of going on to be this monster that she is today..

I don’t care what People said when her PR people were planning her comeback from having Satan’s devil babies with that Mark Anthony horror movie character….

I don’t care how much her ass was marketed, or about the Latin invasion of the late 90s.

I don’t care how rich she is, or that she is on TV…and I don’t care about her nipples being hard in a tight dress that makes her ass pop….cuz I know she’s wearing SPANX….and I know she’s wasn’t interesting in her prime…and sure as hell not interesting int he tail end of her career that wouldn’t exist if hispanics weren’t so loyal….emotionally driven…and numerous….

But I’m posting the pic anyway…cuz it is my duty as a Martinez.


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2012

27

Mar

J.Lo’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Did you know that according to People Magazine, J.Lo was the most beautiful woman in the world….the entire fucking world…J.Lo…a hag in her 40s with a set of twins and a freakish ex-husband….the most beautiful woman in the world…..a pussy tainted by Diddy and Afleck….over 2 decades ago….the most beautiful person in the world….pretty hard to believe right? Makes you wonder who the fuck the hacks at People magazine are…or more importantly, who is running their payroll…..

I can never get over that…I will never get over it….It is American Injustice someone needs to investigative report….bullshit lies that burn my eyes even a year after the fact….

And here she is having a very shitty, uninspiring upskirt….for those of you who, like me, like looking up skirt.


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2012

13

Mar

J.Lo in Shiny Tight Pants Showing Off Her Fat Old Ass on Set of the Day

I find J.Lo’s fat mom ass totally uninteresting. I don’t care how much she paid People Magazine to say she was the most beautiful person last year when she was making her official comeback from being married to a horror movie character and more importantly having his devil spic babies…..

She’s old, she’s tired, she’s played out, she’s boring. If I’m gonna fuck with a bitch who has a set of twins at home in her 40s, I’m gonna do that in private, you know the kind of bitch you meet in a bar where old divorcees go, and fuck the shit out of, never telling anyone you know, cuz it’s not a conquest, it’s just pussy when you need it…..

Fuck J.Lo and the raft she floated in on. I hate this bitch and her shitty overrated ass….but here she is on set of some music video anyway….

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2012

21

Feb

J.Lo in Her Bikini of the Day

I think every day needs to be rudely interupted by J.Lo in a bikini….I mean she is the most beautiful person in the world according to People Magazine, and they don’t lie…they don’t get paid off by publicists ever….they are a hard hitting, investigative journalism, only print the facts quality publication that’s not useless smut in any fucking way…you see cuz obviously J.Lo….at 45 and a mother…is not the most beautiful anything…except maybe Judge on idol, but the more Steve Tyler embraces his inner woman…that title’s not even fact….

Either way, no idea what these photoshopped shitty pics are for or what they are from…but I’m posting them anyway cuz that’s just what J.Lo the overratted spoiled cunt does to me….

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2012

27

Jan

Shitty J.Lo Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…when aren’t J.LO bathing suit pics not shitty….and if they are always shitty then doesn’t that baseline the shit and just makes them J.LO bathing suit pics….but the truth is…If we’re gonna get this far in of J.LO in a bathing suit…I prefer when I can see her fucking ass in full….obviously….Yeah, I know she bought most beautiful peoople title…but that doesn’t make her a most beautiful person…who shouldn’t keep her clothes on….but if she’s gonna get half naked or not…then do it right…not half assed….literally…

Here are the pics of her and some Dick Clark motherfucker….

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