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2021

12

Jan

J.Lo Ass In Real Life of the Day

J.Lo Ass In Real Life

J.Lo is some over-achieving demon sent from hell to exploit the hispanic people because she had some hispanic heritage and ran with it when the whole 90s latin movement happened and she needed to get in on it any way she could…it’s basically what people are doing now with the whole Trans thing knowing that the industry needs trans people to cast in trans roles because they’ll get cancelled if they use trans people that aren’t actual trans people because trans lives matter just not on the streets of Brazil where they die of AIDS…

Point being…J,Lo has always been a self promoting scam of a person who had a big enough ass to get the media excited since we’re all a bunch of perverts who like asses, even then, which was an era of big tits…proving that our perversions can be diversified and spread across multiple female body parts.

Anyway, in being a shameless self promoter who may have mainstream success, nuclear mainstream success, I mean this bitch has her hand in more than just A Rod’s ass, she’s also got it in every aspect of the entertainment industry, all while pulling ONLYFANS tactics all these bitches use of “Look at my ass, now pay me”….only in an era where she didn’t end up being a bootleg Kardashian who died getting an ass implant in Colombia…if you know what I mean…

I also hate that she’s showing off her look at 50, claiming she’s all natural, giving girls unrealistic body expectations and not because her body is that good, but because it’s better than most 50 year olds thanks her putting all this focus on it….saying “if you’re not worth jerking off to, you ain’t shit”…so young girls, follow J.Lo’s lead and be hot enough to jerk off to right up until they put you in a home with dementia, it’lll make changing the diapers more fun for the orderlies…assuming her pussy still looks youthful and not like an old glove you found at the back of your closet from the last time you went skiing, 15 years ago…



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2020

16

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Cleavage of the Day

J.Lo is one of those psychopath overachievers who managed to plow down anyone who got in her way in her quest to be the most famous bitch around….and I guess it worked, she’s J.Lo…the actor, singer, everything she touches turns to GOld except maybe Affleck’s dick that I am sure just turns into flacid alcoholic dick covered in celeb herpes sores…but everything else she touches turns to gold…except maybe Diddy’s dick, I mean that dude’s fucked some trash…I know at least one of the trash he’s fucked…but everything non-dick oriented she’s touched has turned to gold…because she’s a manipulative nutcase who knows how to brainwash and trick her fans into thinking she matters…

She was involved in the People’s Choice awards, which is almost as bad as the American Music Awards in relevance, not that any of these award shows are quality, especially not now, but they keep them going for whatever reason, despite no one watching. I guess they need to convince these people who have already won that they can win amongst themselves in catetories that don’t matter.

They also play that the People’s Choice awards are chosen by the people, but really the record labels farm out sweatshop call centers in India with VPNs to vote 10000s of times for their stars they want to see win…like J.Lo probably hired that service back with the People’s Choice voting began…it’s all part of the scam…

Her new angle is to pull this “as women shit”….about not letting men write women off…and about women being powerful and limitless like J.Lo…some bullshit aspirational words that you know she doesn’t mean…she thinks J.Lo is limitless, not other bitches, other bitches are the enemy that she needs to dominate and not in a fuck them up the ass way, but in a bitch “I’m on top” way…

So as she panders to women of all colors, she also panders to women of all ages…saying beauty doesn’t have an expiration date…which is clearly a FUCKING lie…

We all know beauty has an experiation date, but because she’s jacking her face up and doing fitness and eating well and is still fuckable as a mom in her 50s thanks to being rich as shit…she’s angling that too….

Anything to keep the fans excited for her…pretending to be some inspiration…when really she’s a fucking scam…..

Good cleavage performance though.

J.LO was also at the Peoples Choice Awards lastnight..


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2020

24

Sep

J.Lo is a Bikini Monster of the Day

J.Lo looks alright in her old age, but it’s nothing to be impressed by like other media outlets, not that I’m a media outlet, you get what I am saying….I’m a pervert with a blog…but yes, the media hypes J.Lo for being fuckable at 100 when really they should only be shocked if she was not fuckable at 100….becasue with all the money, her vanity, that ego, the do everything and anything she wants overachiving ass that at the time it was first launched was very much oversold and not that great….but yes…if she wasn’t still fuckable at 100….I’d be shocked…

All the money in the world for ass injections, fitness, diet, etc…she’s disciplined and a money grubber eager to keep earning…

Clearly she’s also really concerned with COVID and she brings it to TURKS AND CAICOS…and by it I don’t necessarily mean COVID….I mean whatever this is…and it isn’t really that good…she’s in her 50s granny fuckers.

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2020

13

Jul

JLO Embarrassing Workout of the Day

JLo Leggings

J.Lo is such an old, dried up, outdated cunt that when you see her as she tries to be as hot as the young girls, as cool as the young girls, because the young girls are into J.Lo for her legacy, over that Nostalgia, she just assumes she’s still got it…but old people are fucking old people and old people pretending to be young people are still old people…

So seeing J.Lo on the elliptical bike, not the elliptical machine in the privacy of her own home, but an elliptical bike that is an actual bike….like you’d expect some old autistic doctor or dentist in Florida would be riding….since there’s zero fucking cool in this.

I’ve actually been outside and some motherfucker on one of these has ridden up on me, it may not be as bad as those people with the long “speed skate” roller blades that they rock out with a pair of cross country ski poles, you know that lame fitness crazy I mean…but it is PRETTY fucking lame..

What I am trying to say, if you needed a reminder that J.Lo is a fucking boomer…this is the proof…so don’t get distracted by her social media smut, she’s a fucking 50 year old and 50 year olds are fucking 50 year olds…no matter how hard they pretend their pussy hasn’t dried up.

JLo Leggings

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2020

23

Jun

J.Lo the 300 Year Old Guess Girl of the Day

I know that all the middle aged women and gay dudes love celebrating J.Lo, they like to look at her and call her fierce, or some age defying creature…

I should google it and repost the headlines, or propaganda they are spewing about her.

“Jennifer Lopez Stunned in a White Backless Swimsuit on …”

“Jennifer Lopez is beautiful and sexy in a beautiful jersey cut!”

Get the fuck out of here…Ya’ll are fucking nuts, she’s 100 fucking years old and looks like some entitled rich cunt who only looks like this because of her obnoxious personality, her ALPHA over achieving personality, her entitled exploit Puerto Ricans body, while bitch can’t even speak SPANISH, or couldn’t a few years ago after the bulk of her success because she was fucking BLACK-FACING the whole Puerto Rican thing like Drake…use what works, be the LATIN booty everyone fucking loves from Affleck to Diddy to who the fuck cares….she was COSPLAYING and ya’ll thought it was ok…

Like she thinks its ok to REP a brand that pays her a lot of money cuz she loves money….despite the founder of the company being a known sexual predator…

So the first to call out whatever bullshit she’s told to call out and cancel…..is also supporting a predator….because you’re all fucking hypocrites…

Fuck J.Lo. She’s trash and fuck whoever is campaigning for her to behave like this at 55. Go home, retire, make some cookies or have your slave labor make you some cookies you rich fucking cunt with a staff I am sure she doesn’t pay people well for.

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2020

02

Apr

J.Lo Spreading COVOID-19 at her Gym of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Gym Covid

Remember J.Lo is above the law…

I don’t know if stay at home orders are really being implemented in Miami Beach where she lives, but I do know that when you’re rich and famous, or just rich really, your world becomes designed by your rules.

So in J.Lo’s case, Gym closures don’t apply. Gym owners do what their star clients tell them, plus they can get a nice kickback depending on how desperate the rich and famous are.

What’s 25k or whatever J.Lo bribed the guy to make the gym exclusive to J.Lo to workout in….when revenues are at 0. So I get it.

PLUS, J.Lo NEEDS the gym to maintain her troll on aging. Her health and wellness / her vanity is more important to her than following the rules or risking catching a virus….

She gotta keep the lie that she’s not in her 50s, and that she’s hot alive and she’ll die, or put others at risk for that….

Point of the story, it’s good to be rich, because you get to be an asshole!

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2020

03

Feb

Shakira Panty Flash for the Superbowl of the Day

Shakira Panty Flash Superbowl 4

All everyone is talking about is how amazing the Super Bowl Half Time show was.

I hate how everyone is saying how hot they were. I realize that some people are confused and felt it was too slutty for family programming….clearly people who have never been on the internet or through their kid’s photos on their phone….where they are spread assed in selfies for their friends at all ages….because it was hardly slutty.

Then there are people who were confused by the Peurto Rican flag, thinking it was the Texas Flag, thinking it was a target on Texas due to their treatment of American born first generation immigrants at the Mexican border…..

Why is everyone freaking out about it? I assume it is because they were two old hags and people are like “that’s what 50 looks like if you’re rich as fuck vain cunt with face injections who works out all fucking day to maintain whatever body it is she has at 50 years old after a few kids”….

Maybe it was for the Nostalgia…like we needed to hear Shakira’s Africa song for the World Cup from what 8-12 years ago…..or Jenny from the Block….from 15 years ago….I mean that’s a long fucking time ago….

I just think it’s another one of these “inclusivity” things, where people feel the need to think it was good because it was for the Latin people, and thus if you say it sucked you’ll have to deal with your racism…despite being a racist…or maybe people are just positive thinkers and figure Super Bowl Half Time performances are always shit, so if there’s a stripper pole included, or some mom pussy flashing…and Shakira showing you how to eat ass in a tongue video…that’s all the substance we need.

I don’t have the answers, I just felt embarrassed for the old hags and felt maybe they shoulda sat it out and let some new blood in, but then I remembered dude to menopause they forget what new blood is.

Shakira Jennifer Lopez Superbowl


Shakira Jennifer Lopez Superbowl

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2019

16

Dec

J.Lo Fat Ass and Gnarly Cameltoe in White Leggings of the Day

J.Lo is the white washed, shapeshifter, who has changed her look for every boyfriend she has been with…now with the pervert Athlete with Herpes, she’s out in her leggigns with her fat ass, looking like some bootleg Kardashian, with about as much filler as she can find, without looking too clown like but looking “instagram hot”…

BUT WE REMEMBER J.LO….when she played some hood Puerto Rican arrested on GUN Charges after someone got shot in the face in a club when she was dating Diddy, after he cheated on Kim Porter who is now dead, and who he cries about on social media, despite being a fucking asshole….this was before J.Lo became the full fledged media manipulator trash she is today….

I wonder if J.Lo was invited to DIDDY’s 50th birthday party, or was she off with Ben Affleck…or maybe we should all move on from 1999 and pretend that this trash isn’t just manipulating everyone into thinking she’s hot at 50, that her ass is something worthy of jerking off to, or that her pussy that has shat out at least two kids we know of, who knows what she was doing back in high school, before being case as SELENA and polluting our fucking lives with J.Lo…is eating her fucking leggings HARD as fuck…

She’s a phony, she’s a lie, her cametoe is probably one of those inserts they sell trannies on AMAZON cuz AMAZON is progressive…you know to compete with THAT GIRL WHO SPEND 100k BEING A BLOW UP DOLL AND SOME OF THAT 100k was on VAGINA FILLERS….you know destroyed by social media so hard they are doing this to themselves…

You know J.Lo…trying to be relevant..you know….bruuuhhhhhhhh

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2019

23

Sep

J.Lo in a THAT Dress Again of the Day

Look at that old catcher mitt of a face and that dangling back fat….so not hot…

You’ve heard the expression “Beating a Dead Horse with your Dick”…well this is the visual representation of that.

J.Lo in the dress she keeps exploiting – even all these years later.
Anything for attention Lo should be her name…or maybe Attention Ho Lo..

Who cares..anyone excited by this redo of something of 15 years ago when it was shocking or hot….is a fucking loser

The rest of us see it as the old divorcee trying to squeeze into her wedding dress now that she’s lost all that wedding weight she carried for 20 years to try to feel better about herself and her husbands hot young pussy…

This is not a viral stunt…this is an old lady trying to manipulate the new generation by jerking off her viral stunt of the 90s…and that alone is pretty pathetic. Lacks vision and the world fucking celebrates cuz they like things they’ve already seen. The chain restaurant with the familiar burger in all locations approach to being a whore.

The fact this went viral or became a cultural event this time around (this last week), when it’s been exploited so many times since it was first a “cultural event that went viral”….is either a statement of how we lack originality as a people, or how easy it is to manipulate the public cuz thy are dumb..

This Laziness is not her only tactic, she’s still out there working, trying to be hot, half naked, in fitness gear on her pile of money….but her laziness in doing this just makes me hate her more than I already did….

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2019

11

Mar

J.Lo Engagement Butt Shot of the DAy

Jennifer Lopez Engaged

J.Lo have a great working relationship. They are all for media hype, probably good friends, maybe they fuck…but there are all kinds of stories out there that this is all about business, marketing, hype, talking points, strength in numbers.

Some say A.Rod fucks Jose Canseco…

Some say J.Lo only fucks money….like actually money…her only turn on…

But it is safe to say that they are out there using us, using social media to get to us, getting tons of media coverage that helps both make more money and their storyline, like the Kardashians before them are just fed out there to benefit their earnings….fuckers…and their manipulation…

In other weird news – she tagged ELLEN on her showing off hr engagement ring picture…because all these cunts are media manipulators…

Jennifer Lopez Booty Bikini

Jennifer Lopez Bikini Tits

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