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2018

21

May

J.Lo’s Ass at a Record Release Party of the Day

J.LO, despite being very old, brought her ass out to a record release party, at least that’s what I read this is, and I figure of course she brought her ass out to a record release party, her ass is what the fans want to see, even in it’s petrified state, like a fossil found in the desert of some life that lived many many years ago, inspiring really…to all you perverts out there into J.Lo and her mom ass…that I guess has it better than other asses because it started out huge…so as it ages, sages and melts into itself like other women thanks to the aging process…it does it more bubbly…like a balloon slowly deflating…the bigger the balloon the more time it’s got to look vile and disgusting..

Point being, her fans love her, the hispanic community love her, and she knows bringing the ass out will get media attention because she’s mastered the media, she’s been at it 100 years and gets how to get talked about….here it is…

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2018

21

May

Old Timer’s at the Billboard Music Awards of the Day

Here is a special feature post celebrating those who have come and gone….you know the people who have spent the last 25-35 years going to these award shows…who are still going to these award shows because I guess they are addicted to the attention and mattering that they can’t help but show up thinking it’s important exposure, or maybe fun to be invited, in a “Don’t turn your back on your dream”…in a “Never turn your back on your dream”….”you will never be too big, rich, old, or famous to attend anything that honors you in exchange for you showing up”…..it’s all nonsense media manipulation, and J.Lo fucking loves being loved…and I guess so does Ciara so here they are in a tribute to the elderly…the golden handshake of red carpets…

Old Ass J.Lo in a Bra

Jennifer Lopez in a Bra at the Billboard Music Awards

Old Ass Ciara in a see through dress

Ciara See Through Nude Dress at the Billboard Music Awards


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2018

18

May

J.Lo Striptease of the Day

Jennifer Lopez Slutty On Stage in Lingerie Spreading her Legs

J.Lo just will not give up – because I guess that’s what happens when you are a self involved narcissistic freak who doesn’t want to accept that you are getting old, and irrelevant, but that instead you can work out all day, get face injections and try to defy science…and the fact that you are old…because you’re ego has you thinking you’re invincible, and your idiot fans buy into you, and your entourage suck up to you, so you just don’t get down…you’ve won, and will keep winning, even when you are losing, because people celebrate you almost as much as you celebrate yourself…

I don’t always mind that kind of stripper, I do prefer when they realize that they are that kind of stripper, and start offering discounts though, while J.Lo’s still charing full price, if not a premium, becasue she’s J.Lo and has that Nostalgic value…

Jennifer Lopez Slutty On Stage in Lingerie

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2018

10

May

Jennifer Lopez Bra Through Shirt of the Day

Jennifer Lopez knows that her latin fan base, fucking love her, and see her as an idol because she made it.

She’s not living in the ghetto, working at hotels or in the service industry. She has broke free from all that and become a huge star on all levels, in part to her ass, in part to culturally appropriating the life of a Mexican, in what would hopefully be seen as racist in this era of “A MEXICAN BETTER PLAY A MEXICAN THIS IS A DISGRACE TO THE LIFE OF SELENA KNOWING A PUERTO RICAN PORTRAYED HER”…as culturally they are different, because Puerto Ricans are americans…but I guess people only get mad when white people play black people, and non trans people play trans people, I’m talking to you Felicity Huffman….

Point of the story is that despite being 100, she’s really trying to stay as hot as possible, on some Gloria Estefan shit, knowing that forever, until the end of time, the fans will still praise her…even though she can’t speak spanish, hasn’t bothered learning spanish, while that Spanish is her fucking lifeline….because she’s rich and lazy and doesn’t have to…

She just needs to wear slutty, clothes that aren’t age appropriate, and here she is….saying “look at my bra”….like the stripper on snapchat I follow…only J.Lo.

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2018

08

May

Various Tits at the MET of the Day

The Met Gala happened.

It’s an obnoxious / exclusive event that happens every year, that I am not invited to, because I am irrelevant, barely exist, I am not fashion or celebrity and even if I was invited, I would avoid…I have social anxiety…even if there’s an open bar there…

I’m more into gutter strip clubs…and backwoods dive bars…you know…

I know you’ve seen all these pictures on all the sites, because that’s what the Met Gala is, a media hype to celebrate Narcissists by giving them an excuse to dress up, to be seen, to be talked about…but I figure I’ll post it to…in this MASSIVE and amazing post….The highlight of the MET was CHLOE SEVINGNY – SHE GOT HER OWN POST – A POST DEDICATE TO HER

So here we go..

Ariana Grande Possibly Pregnant, Poisoning her Kid With the Self Tanner Tits

Ariana Grande Tits and Fake Tan in a Gown at the MET

Bella Hadid Dominatrix Gear – Looking like she’s Khloe Kardashian…not hot to me…but hot to the people she’s been marketed to who can’t resist buying into bullshit…

Bella Hadid Black Latex Gown at MET

Cara Delevingne looking for pussy, on the pussy prowl, or maybe she’s looking for crack..cuz girl looks rugged to me…lesbians..right…

Cara Delevingne See Through Black Lace Dress at the MET 1

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2018

01

May

J. Lo Rubbin Them Titties of the Day

J.Lo is pretty ridiculous. Simmer the fuck down…

She just keeps bringing the slutty behavior like she’s had some kind of rebirth after giving birth to the kids she had with Marc Anthony skeletor….now slutty and old for A.Rod who didn’t get her at her peak but who like most Latin people probably fucking loved her since he was a little kid and she was a 40 year old dancing around on stage with her fat ass out..

I guess it’s a aging process, wanting to be hot forever, not accepting no for an answer and here are the goods…good good…

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2018

26

Apr

J Lo Got Them Titties on Of the Day

Here’s a Solid Video where you can Finally see that J.Lo despite all the make-up and surgeries and injections she’s getting is still an old fucking slut….her neck is hanging off like the rooster she keeps in her garden shed for the Cock fights she has with A Rod….no not those Cock fights…the DOMINCAN PUERTO RICAN CUBAN cock fights….

So despite her working out, or dressing scandalous, with her tits out, even though she’s remembered more for being an ass, proving she is just that versatile of a performer….a triple threat if you will…she’s inappropriate smoke and mirror narcissism trying to get paid, getting paid, despite having been paid…and I blame you all her fans who got excited by her in 1994…

J Lo Big Tits in a Gold Dress

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2018

03

Apr

J.Lo Slutty Selfie at 100 years Old of the Day

J.Lo may be 100 fucking years old, if not older, but she can still take a slutty selfie, because thanks to modern science, face fillers and BOTOX we can all look like 45 year old Pornstars, from 20 year olds to 75 year olds…all can look the same middle age…great job modern science…

I was talking to someone with face fillers the other day who was appalled that that girls are putting fillers in their asses, something I never new existed, but that exists…and is what many girls at Vegas Pool parties are probably doing, the pressure of social media to look like a filter in real life…hard to pull off…but not that hard thanks to modern science…

I said something about how I am amazed that this is what the world prioritizes, invests in, and that as an seemingly evolved species, focus on looks, vanity and face injecting chemicals seems crazy…

She told me what is crazy is “modern slavery in Libia”…

Ok….

Here’s J.Lo Booty in Leggings of the Day

J Lo Booty

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2018

16

Mar

J.Lo’s Tits for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

Jennifer Lopez upside down tits in a red dress

J.Lo sweet chariot never gonna stop showing her tits now that she’s old enough to have tits – because she wants to make it clear to the world that she’s more than just an ass….she’s a triple threat…from singing and dancing to acting to fucking famous men to marrying a skeleton and breeding with him…to now ending up happy in love with a rod A.Rod….

She just doesn’t go the fuck away, because the ego, the eagerness to make money and to be adorned by her fans, who see her as some hispanic icon…is just what she thinks is her higher calling or purpose…thanks to the hispanics never turning their back on one of their own..

She’s unfortunately an “Industry”…and “empire” like Beyonce or whatever…and I find it irritating that she won’t back down and just find younger version of her to buy / sign / build up / exploit…but like the old ego, old hen, not wanting to let go, she probably doesn’t let women in the same room as her…but only a team of men on payroll telling her how hot she is.

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2018

07

Mar

J.Lo Hard Nipples and Leggings of the Day

Jennifer Lopez hard nipples cleavage and tight leggings

J.Lo, like Kardashian, with what I assume the same amount of plastic surgery or “medi-spa” treatments, is pretending she’s not 100 fucking years old, and is sexualizing herself, there’s no way this “fitness casual” picture of herself isn’t her not sexualizing herself to generate some hype, to possibly masturbate to the feedback she gets, because this is what narcissistic, egotistical, garbage people who think they are wonderful, because everyone tells them they are, are into…

I will never admit that J.Lo…I’ll save that for all the middle age women who dream to look like this, all hard nippled on instagram like they were 18 year old sluts trying to make it….only old and rich and with no excuse to do this other than a “ho is a ho is a ho”…

Seriously, what is this celebrating beyond J.Lo celebrating herself….and it’s weird she’s still going, simmer the fuck down…you already made it, let someone else have a chance…..you greedy cunt…sucking in all it can.

Jennifer Lopez Hard Nipples in A White bra

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