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2008

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Apr

Joanie Cunningham’s Faking an Orgasm on the School Bus of the Day

Joanie Cunningham is some Happy Days cast member who I have never heard of because I wasn’t allowed to watch Happy Days growin’ up and I never had access to the reruns. I have however tried to seduce Henry WInkler’s daughter over facebook, but bitch pretty much told me to fuck off. I guess none of that matters, what does matter is that I am all too familiar with the fake orgasm since I got no skills in the bedroom and every once in a while girls I got with were motivated enough to pretend they were enjoying themselves enough to actually cum for me but I feel like it was just a trick to make me think I satisfied them and intern cum myself so that I can get the fuck off them, but truth be told, those girls were few and far between but I guess that’s only because GHB, Roofies and a alcohol poisoning puts a damper on a girl’s performing skills and kinda makes them a dead fish in bed, which never stopped me considering it was kinda like reaping the rewards of my hard work and risk taking, especially when the police asked me why I was dragging a slut out of a club by her hair and I had to be quick on my feet and come up with a good excuse, and by reaping the rewards I mean raping the rewards, but those are all just technicalities and I still got laid in the end so who cares how I made it happen.

Either way, I guess a school bus is a wild place even for washed up lesbian, man lookin’ bitches to pull off some dirty shit that makes me uncomfortable to watch but I have a thing for school buses because that’s the first place I got a girl to show me her tits, to let me finger her and to put her hand on my dick. Needless to say, I didn’t keep the job as the bus driver for too long.

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