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Archive for the JoJo Category

2014

17

Mar

Jojo Levesque in Some Bra Top of the Day

I remember when Jojo was jailbait…you know straight for the mall tour to MTV…where creeps everywhere embraced her. Then she turned 18, got a black boyfriend, disappeared and spent all her month for what was probably 10 years…but now she’s back, showing her tits and ass to get noticed…because when you’ve thrown away your window of opportunity, tits and ass is the only way to get it back.

So here she is on the road at SXSW…in a bra top she performed in and showing her asshole in a fuck position to just enough exhibitonism to keep the fans wanting a little more sliding it to the side to fuck her…

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2013

21

Oct

Jojo in a Random Bikini Picture of the DAy

I like to think the week, or maybe even life, doesn’t actually begin until you see Jojo, some low level practically non existent singer, who was possibly a one hit wonder in the 90s, or early 2000s….wearing a bikini on a photoshoot like she still matters, or like she’s on some kind of comeback tour, now that she’s pushing 30, no longer jailbait, and possibly running out of money…in a “Let’s give this one more shot” hustle…and the amazing thing is that bikini pics is really all a girl needs to get ahead these days, which brings me hope, because needing actual talent to get noticed would throw everything off…and all these low levels you are into wouldn’t actually exist…and where would that leave us…today…no where good I tell ya….no where good.

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2013

14

Oct

Jojo is a Mermaid of the Day

There’s gotta be some weirdo fetish in seeing Jojo getting dressed up and posing like a mermaid…at least probably more of one than thinking about her dropping out of pop music when she was still jailbait to date black dudes…because the average white dude loves the mystical mermaid fantasy of fucking a mermaid’s blow hole at least when alone on the beach at some destination wedding your lonely ass was dragged on….while imagining any girl you like getting railed by the hip hop community offends them…I wonder way…racists…

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2013

17

Sep

Jojo Showing Off Her Ripped Stomach of the DAy

I am all for fitness…because a girl with a fit body, even if she’s got a shit face, is generally more fun to look at and imagine yourself having sex with than a fat girl. Her toned stomach from hours of sit-ups leads me to believe that if she’s not too tired from her working out, that should could do some serious damage on a fat lazy dude who just kinda dead fishes in the bedroom on days he’s lucky enough for the viagra to work…

I mean, it’s nice to see that a girl, who just 10 years ago was jailbait, for some reason I never quite understood, because she was never rocking much sex appeal, yet I would get emails asking for more Jojo posts from perverts everywhere…until they realized she liked black dudes, and eating…and turning 18…losing any appeal she once had…

But she’s grown up, grown out of that, and realizes…she’s gotta make some money before she’s 30…it’s her last go at this…and she might as well get as fit as possible going into it…and I approve…my approval is something, I am sure she, like most girls, seeks everyday when she wakes up…

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2013

13

Sep

Jojo Takes this Fitness Thing Seriously of the Day

Jojo has taken being laughed at seriously…she’s taken her fat ass her black boyfriends probably loved because it was rich and white and willing to fuck them…but there is no room for that in trying to turn around her non-existent career by trying as hard as she fucking can to get as hot as she fucking can…through fitness and I endorse that behavior…cuz a fat bitch is one I would take blow jobs from thanks to her proven ability to use her mouth, or in my case marry and hate, but it’s not one that I’d respect because she doesn’t respect herself.

Now I don’t care about Jojo, but I do care how bendy she is…

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2013

05

Sep

Jojo’s Ass Working Out of the Day

Jojo doesn’t matter, but I am compelled to post her fitness selfies because I like girls who work out….even when they are has been child stars no one cares about because they started dating black dudes and the majority of white dudes what when girls date black dudes…I mean just yesterday I had 10 emails because some other child star I never heard of named Jeannette McCurdy is dating some NBA player…because internet makes it easy to be racist…

Personally, I don’t really care what color the dicks being put in bitches I don’t fuck are…I just care that I haven’t seen the video of it…and if anything, girls who get fucked by black dudes….are probably freakier in bed than their white only policy counterparts…that or they have bigger vaginas….

Ultimately, blame hip hop.

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2013

05

Aug

Jojo Works Out of the Day

Jojo is some fat bitch who was a teen starlet a decade ago but chose the hip hop life, you know because like Miley, she had to turn her clean image poptart bullshit a little more street and a little more grimey and she did it by putting random black cock in her, but unlike most white girls who take black cock, she didn’t end up a single mother with a loose fitting vagina, she just got fat from all the fried chicken, and now that she’s out of money and trying to make a comeback, she’s hitting the gym…and like every good attention seeker, she’s doing it on video in tights…some TRX core exercises that make me want to go to the gym to stare at girls who aren’t as tainted working out, preferably in mini shorts…

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2013

20

Jun

JoJo in a Weird Metallic Bra of the Day


JoJo was in a weird Metallic Bra for some photoshoot because I guess people still care about Jojo for reasons I don’t understand…I mean she didn’t even matter when she was famous…but I guess there’s a niche for her, you know one or two really weird dudes who are obsessed Jojo fans, who masturbate on her pictures and wallpaper their shitty basement apartments with them…you know creepily obsessed with her because they crossed path with her once, or because they are schizo freaks, because even the most insignificant of people can have at least one deranged stalker…

Luckily for me, I’m not one of them, maybe cuz she’s gone black and tarnished her vagina, not that I’m racist, but that I know I can’t fit in that stretched out snatch…I’m small like that.

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2013

24

May

Jojo’s Shitty Photoshoot of the Day

Jojo makes me laugh, or at least the fact that she was at one point in time considered “jailbait” guys jerked off to and lusted after, even if it taught me early on in this celebrity blog game that guys are idiots with no standards who like pretty much every single girl posing because they are hotter than their wives, especially when underage because they are the forbidden fruit….

I don’t know what she’s promoting, maybe a new album, I’m not even sure if she ever had a first album, but I am sure she dropped off the celebrity scene to fuck black dudes, you know to keep things real….a strategic move in every popstar at her peak, right before everyone forgets you exist cuz you’re not 17 anymore’s career…..

Here’s the photoshoot video…it may cause a seizure….

Here are the pics:

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2013

25

Apr

Jojo Does the Splits of the Day

Jojo was once jailbait who dressed like a boy that for some reason all the perverts loved, and that reason was that she wasn’t quite 18 and that was enough to blind them from all her flaws, like not being hot. She was one of those jailbait girls who at 18 fell off. No one cared about her, no one paid attention to her, and she ran off with her black boyfriend to play house.

But the last year or so, she’s been making efforts. She started working out, getting fit, posting bikini pics to the internet, you know the groundwork for another attempt at this popstar shit, a bunch of years later….groundwork that involves her posting pics of herself doing the splits. Fun.

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2013

25

Feb

Jojo Gets an Allergy Test of the Day

The highlight of social media is being able to join celebs….from whatever level of celebrity….on menial tasks like medical visits to the allergist to see just what has been giving her those sinus infections…I mean at least when she’s wearing leggings, showing off her ass and topless back all scratched up…because that is my new fetish….

Let’s hope next stop is the gynecologist…or the to the waxer…cuz I want to see this a lot more turned over, pantsless and spread in harnesses….

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2013

22

Jan

Jojo and Her Sex Doll of the Day


It turns out that Jojo Levesque, someone who was famous for a minute a while ago….and more interestingly considered a jailbait piece of meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….is a lot like you….because she touches inanimate objects sexually too.

That must make you feel a little more secure with yourself about that creepy mannequin collection in your basement…I know it has for me….

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2012

26

Dec

JoJo’s Not so Exciting Workout Pics of the Day

Christmas is over fatty…time to get in shape…or pretend to get in shape cuz that’s everyone’s new year’s resolution and you are typical…you know some thing to disappoint yourself and be let down over….everytime you face that pie you are pretending you can’t eat…only that you take 5 pieces of when you break down and give into your cravings…you weak pathetic person….

You should just give up on me, and focus your energy on watching girls work out instead, cuz fit girls turn me on, especially in their tights, and seeing them sweat just makes me think how could they can fuck without getting wiped out…..

So let’s get my new years resolution of watching babes work out more than I did last year started this glorious boxing day – with Jojo…the stupidest name in the game….even if Jojo isn’t exactly what I’d call the fittest ass I’d wanna see squat….but who cares…right?

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2012

15

Oct

Jojo Shows Off Her Fitness of the Day


I can’t really tell if this is a fit body or not….I am easily blinded by workout gear and my autism just makes me assume that this is fitness…when it could very easily be a girl who had a hit song when she was 15, who decided to fall off the map, even though perverts considered her jailbait, just not this pervert, before getting fat and locking into a relationship with a black dude to keep things hip hop…taking another stab at things and happy her boxy gut, is a little more toned…but fit or not…she’s just too fucking average looking to spend more time on…..just look at the pic.

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2012

11

Sep

Jojo Levesque’s Fat Girl Bikini of the Day


Jojo is on some JESSICA SIMPSON FAILED AT WEIGHT WATCHERS kick….cuz she posted a picture of her all wet in a fucking t-shirt by the pool…like she was the obese girl at the waterpark who didn’t want to get a sun burn cuz her skin is sensitive since there is so much of it….more importantly…cuz she didn’t want to broadcast her body since it is horrible to look at….but like all fat chicks…at least she’s got some tit…..

What it comes down to is who is Jojo anyway? I don’t mean on a philosophical lvel, of who is she at her core and what does she represent, I mean….I don’t know any of her songs, but I do know she was famous 10 years ago for being 15, perverts love that shit….

And now she’s on a comeback or something….a comeback that should involve more 2 piece bathing suits, it is a better look…unless she isn’t the one in the t-shirt…in which case this post is a real waste….kinda like all my posts.

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