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2016

21

Apr

Jojo Tits of the Day

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Jojo is using some snapchat filters for her fans, I hate snapchat filters…they are for idiots who don’t know how to produce content that is interesting or compelling…but when you constantly want to get as much attention as possible…you need to keep things compelling with tits…I mean who gives a fuck about Jojo the jailbait from decades ago trying to keep it together.

I wonder how many sites or basic dudes are going to write “who’s looking at the snapchat filter”….because she’s showing off her tits…with a face like that it taps into the alien fetishists in the most annoying way and tits are meant to be stared at and any silly face they make, or make their trendy phone apps make, doesn’t matter, because it’s about the tits…the tits…tits…

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2016

14

Apr

Jojo’s Nipple for Snapchat of the Day

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I live in French Canada, so the name Jojo reminds me of some toothless obese woman who reads tarot cards while sucking on Maple Syrup and making Poutines smoking her ghetto cigarettes in some small ghetto shanty town greasy spoon…you know the kind of girl who was a hot, anal loving stripper up until 25 years old, before aging terribly like all french trash does…so it is hard for me to take her seriously, but then again, I don’t think anyone takes JOJO seriously, she’s was a one hit wonder when she was a kid and perverts loved her, only for her to take a decade off living off her small pile of money and fucking black guys…but the last 2 years she’s been back, trying to get attention and it’s come to this…

Posting nipples on snapchat in a see through for her fans like some common instagram hooker trying to make her rent by either recruiting her followers to send her money, or buy her shit off her AMAZON wishlist, or to get more followers – because that’s probably what she’s doing…and thank god it’s come to this – because nipples are more fun than JOJO…

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2016

16

Mar

Jojo Makes Erotic Faces of the Day

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Here is a picture of JOJO’s face looking in pain for those of you into girls who look like they are in pain or struggling, which I assume is a lot of you, because why else would JOJO be making these faces to her weirdo audience that you know is 90 percent pervert dude from the 90s who still remembers JOJO…

WHy else would she be pandering to the crowd by flashing her its, in a video I am using her struggle face as an excuse to post again, so that people don’t think I’m some basement locking, woman beating, pervert who uses tears for lube for orgasms…

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2016

14

Mar

Jojo Strips on Stage of the Day

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This was posted the other day and I’m too lazy to dig and find the story behind Jojo, her new tits, or why her performance is her stripping on stage. I barely even know who Jojo is, other than some Jailbait one hit wonder from a decade ago, who turned 18 and was forgotten…and I guess that she’s on some comeback tour…which I think would make more sense, if it was actually in the stripclub…

I prefer my tween one hit wonders to become sex workers, not to mimic them in their new act…

Here’s some videos of her performing…on this EURO tour where she flashes her bra…I don’t think the bra flash is in any of them…but there’s YOUTUBE for that…

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2016

10

Mar

Jojo On Instagram of the Day

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I wonder what message Jojo is trying to convey to her fans in this Instagram pic…

Could it be “I remember when guys used to leave really aggressive sexual comments on my videos because I was 16 and on MTV and dudes fucking love that…and I fucking love that…bring that back”…

Or maybe it is “I dropped out of the scene when social media started, because I had more money than I knew what to do with, so I fucked a series of black guys, their dicks are bigger”…..

Or it’s “I came back and no one cared, so here’s my tits”..

Either way, it’s something….something very bulbous…and I’m not talking about her eyebrow ring….PS who the fuck has eyebrow rings…??

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2016

05

Feb

Jojo Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I am easily blinded by workout gear and my autism just makes me assume that this is fitness…I am surrounded by fatness so the idea of fitness is foreign to me….and I get confused….

It could just be a girl who had a hit song when she was 15, who decided to fall off the map, even though perverts considered her jailbait, even though she wasn’t hot, just not this pervert, before getting fat and locking into a relationship with a black dude to keep things hip hop…taking another stab at things and happy her boxy gut, is a little more toned…but fit or not…she’s just too fucking average looking to spend more time on…..

Holding on to what she had…

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2015

24

Dec

Jojo’s On Toilet Spread Legs for Christmas of the Day

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This is an interesting promo picture for whatever she’s promoting..

“There’s a party in the bathroom”….or as I prefer “there is a party in my pooper, everyone is cumming”…..because I’m a basic bitch, just not as basic as turning the “I’m taking a pee selfie”….to a shitty commercial place…literally…right…cuz it’s a shitter…

Either way..attempts at being artsy, glamour, intriguing can often fail…like here…but spread legs…that takes people places…

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2015

20

Nov

Jojo at the Gym in a Gym Selfie of the Day

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Instagram pictures are so basic…butt shot, tit shot, party shot, fitness shot, food shot….alll the fucking same…with a different cast of useless, hungry for attention, character…whether it’s a hooker, pornstar, failed actor or model, or actual actor or model…a popstar or a popstar who had one hit many years ago…social media is the place to soft sell with slutty pics..or not so obvious slutty pics…that are still slutty pics..because they are self shot pics…with the objective of getting likes…and really, fans will jerk off to anything…

So jailbait from the past…still around…now much bustier because she must be in her 30s…doing this…works for me…

Here she is for a recent, boring, but slutty enough shoot for Galore…the hippest, suck up, magazine with the shittiest editorial content ever..

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2015

05

Nov

Jojo’s Possibly Naked Snapchat of the Day

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Here’s a girl named Jojo….she is probably before your time. She was a bootleg Avril Lavigne who turned 18 and disappeared as her fan base, the perverts who like 17 year olds, aka all of you…turned their back on her…forcing her to take her ghetto trash ass back to the motel room she was raised in back in Philly, with all her pop star one hit wonder money, and date black guys…

For some reason, she’s back, trying to get scene, noticed, releasing albums…but the kids don’t give a fuck…she shoulda just kept up the White Snowflake hustle she had on lock…that’s what you call white girls black guys fuck..

Well, she’s on snapchat, which is an interesting platform for these girls, who have been exploited their whole life, by the people they trust and the people who invest in them, where they connect with people that care to watch her every move…and as they see the views go up, they get that fill of that “it feels good to be liked”..feeling they once had…oh so many years ago..

The other interesting thing is that it isn’t run by publicists trying to create brand, so these whores with squeaky clean images, can be their actual slutty self…because really all girls I know are exhibitionists, and the hollywood white washing that is no more, thanks to social media, may not want you to think that these girls, who make a career of being sluts are sluts…but luckily they are all sluts..

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2015

24

Aug

Jojo’s Bikini for Relevance Now that She’s Not Jailbait Anymore of the Day

Jojo isn’t a fascinating story…she’s just one of the newer generations Jail Bait who turned 18 and everyone who was obsessed with her just forgot about her…pretty much overnight…like so many other 17 year old sluts before her who turned 18…I’m talking to you Taylor Momsen…and I know there were others…but that would require me to think…when all I am interested in for the sake of this post, not the sake of my life, because if the sake of my life, was represented by my interest in Jojo’s comeback tour, when I don’t even know any of Jojo’s songs, and only remember her being a girl who ran off with a black guy and surprisingly didn’t get pregnant but probably spent all her jailbait money…and she’s doing it right, now more fit and in bikini…on snapchat..and I guess in everyday life at the random events she gets to…

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TO SEE PICS OF HER DRESSED SKIMPY AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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2015

14

Jul

Jojo on the Stripper Pole of the Day

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I know that Jojo Levesque really doesn’t matter, whether she was jailbait pop star for 5 minutes or not, before disappearing for a decade, only to come back to the weirdos who are still into her from when she was jailbait, because they don’t know how to get over thngs and move on, people like you….

I figure, why not draw attention to her stripper pole moves she posted to instagram where she calls herself “Translucent Brown Sugar”…I guess her nickname for all the black dudes who fucked her to call her….or maybe that’s her stage name in her back-up plan of career if this singing thing doesn’t happen a second time…since it is hard to strike gold twice…but I guess she has 500k followers so she can always be an instagram model..she’s Jojo…whatever the fuck that means

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2015

06

Jul

Jojo Does Bathing Suits of the Day

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Jojo’s bikini is some high waisted, crop top t-shirt….and that’s not quite revealing enough for me, but it is better than seeing her get fucked by black guys, which is what she did when her career basically disappeared…without realizing that white dudes, her audience, hate that shit…

I am against white girls getting fucked by black guys, I realize it’s a fetish, and I encourage girls I know to fuck black guys and to film it and to send me the videos…

I guess through exposure it has become a bit of a fetish….but only because it is want to incorporate into my marriage, not because I like love 14 inch black cocks, but I hate my wife, I find her disgusting and I feels like they’d fuck her because she’s white, even if they don’t want to, making her uninterested in me trying to fuck her…especially now that she knows I’m not actually impotent, that was just a lie to get her to leave me alone, a like that backfired, because she turned it into sitting on my face…horrible..

What I an trying to say is that when I see Jojo in a horrible bikini….I am reminded of my horrible life…thanks for that…

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2015

11

May

Jojo Shows You Why Black guys Like Her Of the Day

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I guess liking a girl doing the splits is not a race related thing…I figure all guys, black or white like this shit…and the only people who don’t like this are white dudes who are disgusted by white girls fucking black guys, which I assume most of you white trash are…because if you remember Jojo being jailbait who barely was, quitting her career to date a black dude for 8 years…before sneaking her way back into low level relevance…you’re probably not as influenced by hip hop as the people who have no idea who Jojo is…

And what comes down to for me as a Mexican. I don’t care who or what any girl is fucking…as long as I get to watch….see pics of it..or hear the stories..because I’m a pervert..and figure if the girls don’t want to fuck, and they don’t…they might as well…demonstrate in pics and videos…because it is better than nothing, and really, less work…which works for this lazy limp dick motherfucker…

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2015

20

Apr

Jojo Had a Bikini Party of the Day

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Jojo’s big tits spilling out of her bikini doesn’t really interest me, even though I love fat tits…spilling out of bikinis…

What does interest me is that when she was 17 she was considered Jail Bait….

After watching her music video from when she was 17….I have no idea why,

I mean I can sense the stage mom, the no dad growing up…the poverty in Phully…and I guess the little enough body at 17….that I would have predicted would grow up to be a fat chick with not tits…but this video isn’t the first on my list of music videos to jerk off to…if anything it’s just a glimpse into her dating black dudes…throwing her career away at 18…only for this bikini comeback…which is probably the best thing she’s released since the 2000s…

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2015

13

Apr

Jojo’s Bikini of the Day

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Jojo Levesque was some Boston based poor white trash forced to live in the ghetto before being sold to the entertaiment industry…where she had one or two hits that I am sure very few people remember..but people may remember thinking of her as Jailbait on some Avril Lavigne kick…before she turned 18, was no longer Jailbait, and thus forgotten because people saw what she was actually….not hot…

She then spent a decade dating black dudes…before slowly making a comeback…a comeback that to date has been uneventful…but that today has become eventful…thanks to a red bikini and a proper pose…

I mean…shit…this is good social media hustle..showing us why the black dudes like her so much…seriously..I’m into this kind of hip hop video vixen instagram life…it’s pretty much what instagram is all about…and I get it..

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