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2015

24

Aug

Jojo’s Bikini for Relevance Now that She’s Not Jailbait Anymore of the Day

Jojo isn’t a fascinating story…she’s just one of the newer generations Jail Bait who turned 18 and everyone who was obsessed with her just forgot about her…pretty much overnight…like so many other 17 year old sluts before her who turned 18…I’m talking to you Taylor Momsen…and I know there were others…but that would require me to think…when all I am interested in for the sake of this post, not the sake of my life, because if the sake of my life, was represented by my interest in Jojo’s comeback tour, when I don’t even know any of Jojo’s songs, and only remember her being a girl who ran off with a black guy and surprisingly didn’t get pregnant but probably spent all her jailbait money…and she’s doing it right, now more fit and in bikini…on snapchat..and I guess in everyday life at the random events she gets to…

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TO SEE PICS OF HER DRESSED SKIMPY AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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2015

14

Jul

Jojo on the Stripper Pole of the Day

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I know that Jojo Levesque really doesn’t matter, whether she was jailbait pop star for 5 minutes or not, before disappearing for a decade, only to come back to the weirdos who are still into her from when she was jailbait, because they don’t know how to get over thngs and move on, people like you….

I figure, why not draw attention to her stripper pole moves she posted to instagram where she calls herself “Translucent Brown Sugar”…I guess her nickname for all the black dudes who fucked her to call her….or maybe that’s her stage name in her back-up plan of career if this singing thing doesn’t happen a second time…since it is hard to strike gold twice…but I guess she has 500k followers so she can always be an instagram model..she’s Jojo…whatever the fuck that means

A video posted by JoJo (@translucentbrownsugar) on

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2015

06

Jul

Jojo Does Bathing Suits of the Day

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Jojo’s bikini is some high waisted, crop top t-shirt….and that’s not quite revealing enough for me, but it is better than seeing her get fucked by black guys, which is what she did when her career basically disappeared…without realizing that white dudes, her audience, hate that shit…

I am against white girls getting fucked by black guys, I realize it’s a fetish, and I encourage girls I know to fuck black guys and to film it and to send me the videos…

I guess through exposure it has become a bit of a fetish….but only because it is want to incorporate into my marriage, not because I like love 14 inch black cocks, but I hate my wife, I find her disgusting and I feels like they’d fuck her because she’s white, even if they don’t want to, making her uninterested in me trying to fuck her…especially now that she knows I’m not actually impotent, that was just a lie to get her to leave me alone, a like that backfired, because she turned it into sitting on my face…horrible..

What I an trying to say is that when I see Jojo in a horrible bikini….I am reminded of my horrible life…thanks for that…

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2015

11

May

Jojo Shows You Why Black guys Like Her Of the Day

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I guess liking a girl doing the splits is not a race related thing…I figure all guys, black or white like this shit…and the only people who don’t like this are white dudes who are disgusted by white girls fucking black guys, which I assume most of you white trash are…because if you remember Jojo being jailbait who barely was, quitting her career to date a black dude for 8 years…before sneaking her way back into low level relevance…you’re probably not as influenced by hip hop as the people who have no idea who Jojo is…

And what comes down to for me as a Mexican. I don’t care who or what any girl is fucking…as long as I get to watch….see pics of it..or hear the stories..because I’m a pervert..and figure if the girls don’t want to fuck, and they don’t…they might as well…demonstrate in pics and videos…because it is better than nothing, and really, less work…which works for this lazy limp dick motherfucker…

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2015

20

Apr

Jojo Had a Bikini Party of the Day

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Jojo’s big tits spilling out of her bikini doesn’t really interest me, even though I love fat tits…spilling out of bikinis…

What does interest me is that when she was 17 she was considered Jail Bait….

After watching her music video from when she was 17….I have no idea why,

I mean I can sense the stage mom, the no dad growing up…the poverty in Phully…and I guess the little enough body at 17….that I would have predicted would grow up to be a fat chick with not tits…but this video isn’t the first on my list of music videos to jerk off to…if anything it’s just a glimpse into her dating black dudes…throwing her career away at 18…only for this bikini comeback…which is probably the best thing she’s released since the 2000s…

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2015

13

Apr

Jojo’s Bikini of the Day

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Jojo Levesque was some Boston based poor white trash forced to live in the ghetto before being sold to the entertaiment industry…where she had one or two hits that I am sure very few people remember..but people may remember thinking of her as Jailbait on some Avril Lavigne kick…before she turned 18, was no longer Jailbait, and thus forgotten because people saw what she was actually….not hot…

She then spent a decade dating black dudes…before slowly making a comeback…a comeback that to date has been uneventful…but that today has become eventful…thanks to a red bikini and a proper pose…

I mean…shit…this is good social media hustle..showing us why the black dudes like her so much…seriously..I’m into this kind of hip hop video vixen instagram life…it’s pretty much what instagram is all about…and I get it..

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2015

05

Mar

Jojo in a Bikini of the DAy

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Jojo Levesque was considered Jail bait at 17, that was probably 10 or 15 years ago. It was all because she had a music video in an era when people still jerked off to music videos.

I never understood her appeal. She was like a thick little boy, then she started dating black guys who spent her money, and I guess now she’s on a quest for some of that glory she left behind, and she’s doing it the right way…in a bikini top…hard nipppled..

When she turned 18, the world stopped caring. The illegal to lust after was masturbation fantasies that people were blinded by ended…and they came to their senses….but here she is…back…and not in black…or black is not in her…which I assume you racists like…

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2014

14

May

Jojo in a Bikini of the Day

The fact she calls herself JOJO still is ridiculous…

But I guess being a jailbait gutter popstar with zero sex appeal is what made her and her mom enough money so that they could retire and support her black boyfriend for half a decade or more, before realizing that shit, no one gives a fuck about me, in part due to being 18 and not cute, but also because my audience was white grown men, and they hate when girls bang black dudes…so it’s time to get out there and post pics to instagram…because instagram is where

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2014

01

May

Jojo is in a Bikini of the Day

Jojo is posting some bikini selfies because I guess she’s realized that the more bikini pics she posts the more her loyal pervert fans, who were all about her at 17, even though she was fat and really not hot, the more they will forget that she left her career and most importantly them for a black dude, a black dude has slid his cock in and out of that ass probably while she was in that position, because it was back when she was a lazy bitch…who was just like “look at all this popstar money, I’m just gonna lay here and take it, while you fuck me good to get access to my money”…or maybe, just maybe I’m making stories and spreading rumours about JOJO since I hardly remember when she mattered, I just know she’s got this bikini game on and I like girls in bikinis, no matter what they’ve but up in them…right?

Cool filter bro…

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2014

17

Mar

Jojo Levesque in Some Bra Top of the Day

I remember when Jojo was jailbait…you know straight for the mall tour to MTV…where creeps everywhere embraced her. Then she turned 18, got a black boyfriend, disappeared and spent all her month for what was probably 10 years…but now she’s back, showing her tits and ass to get noticed…because when you’ve thrown away your window of opportunity, tits and ass is the only way to get it back.

So here she is on the road at SXSW…in a bra top she performed in and showing her asshole in a fuck position to just enough exhibitonism to keep the fans wanting a little more sliding it to the side to fuck her…

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2013

21

Oct

Jojo in a Random Bikini Picture of the DAy

I like to think the week, or maybe even life, doesn’t actually begin until you see Jojo, some low level practically non existent singer, who was possibly a one hit wonder in the 90s, or early 2000s….wearing a bikini on a photoshoot like she still matters, or like she’s on some kind of comeback tour, now that she’s pushing 30, no longer jailbait, and possibly running out of money…in a “Let’s give this one more shot” hustle…and the amazing thing is that bikini pics is really all a girl needs to get ahead these days, which brings me hope, because needing actual talent to get noticed would throw everything off…and all these low levels you are into wouldn’t actually exist…and where would that leave us…today…no where good I tell ya….no where good.

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2013

14

Oct

Jojo is a Mermaid of the Day

There’s gotta be some weirdo fetish in seeing Jojo getting dressed up and posing like a mermaid…at least probably more of one than thinking about her dropping out of pop music when she was still jailbait to date black dudes…because the average white dude loves the mystical mermaid fantasy of fucking a mermaid’s blow hole at least when alone on the beach at some destination wedding your lonely ass was dragged on….while imagining any girl you like getting railed by the hip hop community offends them…I wonder way…racists…

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2013

17

Sep

Jojo Showing Off Her Ripped Stomach of the DAy

I am all for fitness…because a girl with a fit body, even if she’s got a shit face, is generally more fun to look at and imagine yourself having sex with than a fat girl. Her toned stomach from hours of sit-ups leads me to believe that if she’s not too tired from her working out, that should could do some serious damage on a fat lazy dude who just kinda dead fishes in the bedroom on days he’s lucky enough for the viagra to work…

I mean, it’s nice to see that a girl, who just 10 years ago was jailbait, for some reason I never quite understood, because she was never rocking much sex appeal, yet I would get emails asking for more Jojo posts from perverts everywhere…until they realized she liked black dudes, and eating…and turning 18…losing any appeal she once had…

But she’s grown up, grown out of that, and realizes…she’s gotta make some money before she’s 30…it’s her last go at this…and she might as well get as fit as possible going into it…and I approve…my approval is something, I am sure she, like most girls, seeks everyday when she wakes up…

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2013

13

Sep

Jojo Takes this Fitness Thing Seriously of the Day

Jojo has taken being laughed at seriously…she’s taken her fat ass her black boyfriends probably loved because it was rich and white and willing to fuck them…but there is no room for that in trying to turn around her non-existent career by trying as hard as she fucking can to get as hot as she fucking can…through fitness and I endorse that behavior…cuz a fat bitch is one I would take blow jobs from thanks to her proven ability to use her mouth, or in my case marry and hate, but it’s not one that I’d respect because she doesn’t respect herself.

Now I don’t care about Jojo, but I do care how bendy she is…

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2013

05

Sep

Jojo’s Ass Working Out of the Day

Jojo doesn’t matter, but I am compelled to post her fitness selfies because I like girls who work out….even when they are has been child stars no one cares about because they started dating black dudes and the majority of white dudes what when girls date black dudes…I mean just yesterday I had 10 emails because some other child star I never heard of named Jeannette McCurdy is dating some NBA player…because internet makes it easy to be racist…

Personally, I don’t really care what color the dicks being put in bitches I don’t fuck are…I just care that I haven’t seen the video of it…and if anything, girls who get fucked by black dudes….are probably freakier in bed than their white only policy counterparts…that or they have bigger vaginas….

Ultimately, blame hip hop.

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