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2016

02

Sep

Jojo Got Tits of the Day

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Jojo Got BOYZ…that her GIRLZ like….or GIRLS that her BOYZ like Sounds dirty…and it probably is – because all these girls are addicts, sex addicts…addicts…

She was robbed of her childhood – thrown into performing from the ghetto – left to her own uneducated devices – leading to relationships with dudes she probably had to support – thanks to being raised by her mom – the “cleaning lady”…which is code for hooker where I am from….

Well she’s back, and wants you to know it…back…with them tits..the way all girls should be always..

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2016

26

Aug

Jojo Got Tits of the Day

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Jojo got some tits…and she wants you to know it…because girls know that being slutty gets hits, views and makes them fucking money – gives them their dreams….

Not that showing tits is slutty, all girls do it all the time. Just leave your house…

It’s just a coincidence that her tits happen to be in her social media, she’s not being real fucking subtle…she’s just living life – don’t judge her! You are like Christians outside the sex shop! Never hate a girl for showing tit. Celebrate and encourage more…because once tits happen, it’s only natural to encourage pussy pics…

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2016

24

Aug

Jojo Booty Shot of the Day

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Jojo is pulling what I call the Baboon…

Basically when a baboon is in heat, it’s vagina swells up and starts dripping…and it walks around waiting for a male to fuck the shit out of her…

Well Jojo, who was jailbait years ago – dropped out of the music scene to be with her black boyfriend or a series of black boyfriends…it’s how she spent her 20s….and I guess that her fanbase is other black guys who like a white girl that get down..EVEN THOUGH WE ARE ALL ONE RACE THE HUMAN RACE….black dudes and their big dicks need certain kinds of girls who can take said dick..

So here she is posting a butt shot…with the caption “excited for Atlanta tomorrow. Magic City anyone?”

It was accompanied by a peach emoji, so if that isn’t “I need me some ATLANTA NATIVE COCK HERE IS MY LOCATION AND MY DRIPPING ASS”…I don’t know what it is…but that’s probably because JOJO isn’t that famous…

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2016

17

Aug

Jojo Discusses Her Eating Disorder with her Bra of the Day

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Jojo is on tour for what must be the first time in a decade…and she’s been working out for a few years since dating black guys who like thick girls as much as they like their wallets…but I guess always struggling with her eating for comfort…because it’s like a warm hug during those stressful days…something we can all relate to and have sympathy with…as long as she presents her psychological disorders via her tits…half naked…I’ll pretend to care…not that I could ever care about Jojo.

I like me some broken girls.

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2016

21

Apr

Jojo Tits of the Day

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Jojo is using some snapchat filters for her fans, I hate snapchat filters…they are for idiots who don’t know how to produce content that is interesting or compelling…but when you constantly want to get as much attention as possible…you need to keep things compelling with tits…I mean who gives a fuck about Jojo the jailbait from decades ago trying to keep it together.

I wonder how many sites or basic dudes are going to write “who’s looking at the snapchat filter”….because she’s showing off her tits…with a face like that it taps into the alien fetishists in the most annoying way and tits are meant to be stared at and any silly face they make, or make their trendy phone apps make, doesn’t matter, because it’s about the tits…the tits…tits…

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2016

14

Apr

Jojo’s Nipple for Snapchat of the Day

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I live in French Canada, so the name Jojo reminds me of some toothless obese woman who reads tarot cards while sucking on Maple Syrup and making Poutines smoking her ghetto cigarettes in some small ghetto shanty town greasy spoon…you know the kind of girl who was a hot, anal loving stripper up until 25 years old, before aging terribly like all french trash does…so it is hard for me to take her seriously, but then again, I don’t think anyone takes JOJO seriously, she’s was a one hit wonder when she was a kid and perverts loved her, only for her to take a decade off living off her small pile of money and fucking black guys…but the last 2 years she’s been back, trying to get attention and it’s come to this…

Posting nipples on snapchat in a see through for her fans like some common instagram hooker trying to make her rent by either recruiting her followers to send her money, or buy her shit off her AMAZON wishlist, or to get more followers – because that’s probably what she’s doing…and thank god it’s come to this – because nipples are more fun than JOJO…

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2016

16

Mar

Jojo Makes Erotic Faces of the Day

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Here is a picture of JOJO’s face looking in pain for those of you into girls who look like they are in pain or struggling, which I assume is a lot of you, because why else would JOJO be making these faces to her weirdo audience that you know is 90 percent pervert dude from the 90s who still remembers JOJO…

WHy else would she be pandering to the crowd by flashing her its, in a video I am using her struggle face as an excuse to post again, so that people don’t think I’m some basement locking, woman beating, pervert who uses tears for lube for orgasms…

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2016

14

Mar

Jojo Strips on Stage of the Day

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This was posted the other day and I’m too lazy to dig and find the story behind Jojo, her new tits, or why her performance is her stripping on stage. I barely even know who Jojo is, other than some Jailbait one hit wonder from a decade ago, who turned 18 and was forgotten…and I guess that she’s on some comeback tour…which I think would make more sense, if it was actually in the stripclub…

I prefer my tween one hit wonders to become sex workers, not to mimic them in their new act…

Here’s some videos of her performing…on this EURO tour where she flashes her bra…I don’t think the bra flash is in any of them…but there’s YOUTUBE for that…

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2016

10

Mar

Jojo On Instagram of the Day

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I wonder what message Jojo is trying to convey to her fans in this Instagram pic…

Could it be “I remember when guys used to leave really aggressive sexual comments on my videos because I was 16 and on MTV and dudes fucking love that…and I fucking love that…bring that back”…

Or maybe it is “I dropped out of the scene when social media started, because I had more money than I knew what to do with, so I fucked a series of black guys, their dicks are bigger”…..

Or it’s “I came back and no one cared, so here’s my tits”..

Either way, it’s something….something very bulbous…and I’m not talking about her eyebrow ring….PS who the fuck has eyebrow rings…??

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2016

05

Feb

Jojo Fitness Erotica of the Day

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I am easily blinded by workout gear and my autism just makes me assume that this is fitness…I am surrounded by fatness so the idea of fitness is foreign to me….and I get confused….

It could just be a girl who had a hit song when she was 15, who decided to fall off the map, even though perverts considered her jailbait, even though she wasn’t hot, just not this pervert, before getting fat and locking into a relationship with a black dude to keep things hip hop…taking another stab at things and happy her boxy gut, is a little more toned…but fit or not…she’s just too fucking average looking to spend more time on…..

Holding on to what she had…

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2015

24

Dec

Jojo’s On Toilet Spread Legs for Christmas of the Day

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This is an interesting promo picture for whatever she’s promoting..

“There’s a party in the bathroom”….or as I prefer “there is a party in my pooper, everyone is cumming”…..because I’m a basic bitch, just not as basic as turning the “I’m taking a pee selfie”….to a shitty commercial place…literally…right…cuz it’s a shitter…

Either way..attempts at being artsy, glamour, intriguing can often fail…like here…but spread legs…that takes people places…

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2015

20

Nov

Jojo at the Gym in a Gym Selfie of the Day

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Instagram pictures are so basic…butt shot, tit shot, party shot, fitness shot, food shot….alll the fucking same…with a different cast of useless, hungry for attention, character…whether it’s a hooker, pornstar, failed actor or model, or actual actor or model…a popstar or a popstar who had one hit many years ago…social media is the place to soft sell with slutty pics..or not so obvious slutty pics…that are still slutty pics..because they are self shot pics…with the objective of getting likes…and really, fans will jerk off to anything…

So jailbait from the past…still around…now much bustier because she must be in her 30s…doing this…works for me…

Here she is for a recent, boring, but slutty enough shoot for Galore…the hippest, suck up, magazine with the shittiest editorial content ever..

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2015

05

Nov

Jojo’s Possibly Naked Snapchat of the Day

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Here’s a girl named Jojo….she is probably before your time. She was a bootleg Avril Lavigne who turned 18 and disappeared as her fan base, the perverts who like 17 year olds, aka all of you…turned their back on her…forcing her to take her ghetto trash ass back to the motel room she was raised in back in Philly, with all her pop star one hit wonder money, and date black guys…

For some reason, she’s back, trying to get scene, noticed, releasing albums…but the kids don’t give a fuck…she shoulda just kept up the White Snowflake hustle she had on lock…that’s what you call white girls black guys fuck..

Well, she’s on snapchat, which is an interesting platform for these girls, who have been exploited their whole life, by the people they trust and the people who invest in them, where they connect with people that care to watch her every move…and as they see the views go up, they get that fill of that “it feels good to be liked”..feeling they once had…oh so many years ago..

The other interesting thing is that it isn’t run by publicists trying to create brand, so these whores with squeaky clean images, can be their actual slutty self…because really all girls I know are exhibitionists, and the hollywood white washing that is no more, thanks to social media, may not want you to think that these girls, who make a career of being sluts are sluts…but luckily they are all sluts..

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2015

24

Aug

Jojo’s Bikini for Relevance Now that She’s Not Jailbait Anymore of the Day

Jojo isn’t a fascinating story…she’s just one of the newer generations Jail Bait who turned 18 and everyone who was obsessed with her just forgot about her…pretty much overnight…like so many other 17 year old sluts before her who turned 18…I’m talking to you Taylor Momsen…and I know there were others…but that would require me to think…when all I am interested in for the sake of this post, not the sake of my life, because if the sake of my life, was represented by my interest in Jojo’s comeback tour, when I don’t even know any of Jojo’s songs, and only remember her being a girl who ran off with a black guy and surprisingly didn’t get pregnant but probably spent all her jailbait money…and she’s doing it right, now more fit and in bikini…on snapchat..and I guess in everyday life at the random events she gets to…

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2015

14

Jul

Jojo on the Stripper Pole of the Day

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I know that Jojo Levesque really doesn’t matter, whether she was jailbait pop star for 5 minutes or not, before disappearing for a decade, only to come back to the weirdos who are still into her from when she was jailbait, because they don’t know how to get over thngs and move on, people like you….

I figure, why not draw attention to her stripper pole moves she posted to instagram where she calls herself “Translucent Brown Sugar”…I guess her nickname for all the black dudes who fucked her to call her….or maybe that’s her stage name in her back-up plan of career if this singing thing doesn’t happen a second time…since it is hard to strike gold twice…but I guess she has 500k followers so she can always be an instagram model..she’s Jojo…whatever the fuck that means

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