Jojo makes me laugh, or at least the fact that she was at one point in time considered “jailbait” guys jerked off to and lusted after, even if it taught me early on in this celebrity blog game that guys are idiots with no standards who like pretty much every single girl posing because they are hotter than their wives, especially when underage because they are the forbidden fruit….

I don’t know what she’s promoting, maybe a new album, I’m not even sure if she ever had a first album, but I am sure she dropped off the celebrity scene to fuck black dudes, you know to keep things real….a strategic move in every popstar at her peak, right before everyone forgets you exist cuz you’re not 17 anymore’s career…..

Here’s the photoshoot video…it may cause a seizure….

Here are the pics:

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Jojo was once jailbait who dressed like a boy that for some reason all the perverts loved, and that reason was that she wasn’t quite 18 and that was enough to blind them from all her flaws, like not being hot. She was one of those jailbait girls who at 18 fell off. No one cared about her, no one paid attention to her, and she ran off with her black boyfriend to play house.

But the last year or so, she’s been making efforts. She started working out, getting fit, posting bikini pics to the internet, you know the groundwork for another attempt at this popstar shit, a bunch of years later….groundwork that involves her posting pics of herself doing the splits. Fun.

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The highlight of social media is being able to join celebs….from whatever level of celebrity….on menial tasks like medical visits to the allergist to see just what has been giving her those sinus infections…I mean at least when she’s wearing leggings, showing off her ass and topless back all scratched up…because that is my new fetish….

Let’s hope next stop is the gynecologist…or the to the waxer…cuz I want to see this a lot more turned over, pantsless and spread in harnesses….

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It turns out that Jojo Levesque, someone who was famous for a minute a while ago….and more interestingly considered a jailbait piece of meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….is a lot like you….because she touches inanimate objects sexually too.

That must make you feel a little more secure with yourself about that creepy mannequin collection in your basement…I know it has for me….

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Christmas is over fatty…time to get in shape…or pretend to get in shape cuz that’s everyone’s new year’s resolution and you are typical…you know some thing to disappoint yourself and be let down over….everytime you face that pie you are pretending you can’t eat…only that you take 5 pieces of when you break down and give into your cravings…you weak pathetic person….

You should just give up on me, and focus your energy on watching girls work out instead, cuz fit girls turn me on, especially in their tights, and seeing them sweat just makes me think how could they can fuck without getting wiped out…..

So let’s get my new years resolution of watching babes work out more than I did last year started this glorious boxing day – with Jojo…the stupidest name in the game….even if Jojo isn’t exactly what I’d call the fittest ass I’d wanna see squat….but who cares…right?

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I can’t really tell if this is a fit body or not….I am easily blinded by workout gear and my autism just makes me assume that this is fitness…when it could very easily be a girl who had a hit song when she was 15, who decided to fall off the map, even though perverts considered her jailbait, just not this pervert, before getting fat and locking into a relationship with a black dude to keep things hip hop…taking another stab at things and happy her boxy gut, is a little more toned…but fit or not…she’s just too fucking average looking to spend more time on…..just look at the pic.

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Jojo is on some JESSICA SIMPSON FAILED AT WEIGHT WATCHERS kick….cuz she posted a picture of her all wet in a fucking t-shirt by the pool…like she was the obese girl at the waterpark who didn’t want to get a sun burn cuz her skin is sensitive since there is so much of it….more importantly…cuz she didn’t want to broadcast her body since it is horrible to look at….but like all fat chicks…at least she’s got some tit…..

What it comes down to is who is Jojo anyway? I don’t mean on a philosophical lvel, of who is she at her core and what does she represent, I mean….I don’t know any of her songs, but I do know she was famous 10 years ago for being 15, perverts love that shit….

And now she’s on a comeback or something….a comeback that should involve more 2 piece bathing suits, it is a better look…unless she isn’t the one in the t-shirt…in which case this post is a real waste….kinda like all my posts.

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The name Jojo fucking annoys me….how can a bitch be taken seriously…or at least be treated like anything but a worthless stripper whore when she tells you her name is Jojo with a straight fucking face…I don’t care if she is just riding her branding from when she was a tween and JoJo was a cute idea…or if she is actually tacky enough to go by this stupid fucking name…but I do know she takes a lot of bikini pics from afar for instagram because her bikini body is better from far…and far from good…but with my low standards and appreciation for girls who have been fucked by black guys…good enough.

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Jojo Levesque is on her comeback tour, in a “Look at me, I was once considered jailbait by at least one person before I turned 18, before turning 18 and being forgotten about by everyone but my black boyfriend, who encouraged me to get fit as he spent my money, forcing me to come out of hiding for my fans, drop a new record and slim the fuck down, cuz no one likes fat chicks, and here I am in a bikini for the internet”…..kinda way…

Yes…I just wrote a post as if I was Jojo Levesque and it was as humiliating as it sounds…

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I’ve mocked JoJo for being some kind of fat chick with Jungle fever, who threw her pop career away to get fat for her black boyfriend, but I guess the money ran out, or she figured she had another hit in her, not that she ever had a hit, I just assume she did, because why else would people care about her, especially during her fat years, where she was mistaken for being some jailbai people wanted to fuck, something that I didn’t understand….but look at her now…hot and taking self pics….I may have to support her movement….at least I will if things stay like this…

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Jojo is on a comeback tour after alienating all her fans when she was underage by getting fat and dating black dudes….cuz what she didn’t realize is that anyone who was into her underage body and labeled her jailbait undeservingly in ways I still don’t understand….was probably inbred white trash who fucks his handicapped sister….you know not the kind of guy into girls who get down with brothers….but at least she’s doing this comeback tour right….wearing pantyhose, showing off ass, I mean she may never have been appealing to me, but that doesn’t mean she can’t be a slut I’ll stare at when there’s nothing better to look at….

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I didn’t care about Jojo Levesque when she was a 15 year old little gutter troll trying to be hip hop….flat chested and fat assed…that a lot of people were convinced was hot and worth wanting to fuck….probably cuz she was 15….even though I knew that looking like that at 15 was a horrible preview of what was to come…cuz I’m a genius like that….I see the obvious things that guys with erections don’t see…cuz they just believe whatever is marketed to them and shoved down their useless throats….

She disappeared for close to a decade, was getting railed by black dudes, keeping her image hip hop…and now she’s back, posting pics of her in work out gear on Twitter, when really she should be posting videos of her getting fucked on A PORN SITE ….

I don’t know why I’m posting this, but in my defense I don’t know why I post 99 percent of the shit I post….

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These are probably the dumbest pictures I’ve posted to date….and I’ve posted a lot of dumb fucking pictures…

Jojo Levesque….who at one point in her career was considered Jailbait…something I never understood…cuz just being 16 doesn’t make a bitch hot to me…but to Americans even the pussy that seems more like the beast you use bait to catch than the bait…you know unattractive, thick and acting all gutter…she’s considered hot until she turns 18….which happened and lead to her banging black dudes, to guys realizing they were crazy to find her hot like her 18th birthday sobered them up and removed the beer goggles…which lead to her falling off the map, forgotten…

The story doesn’t end there…all of a sudden she decides it is comeback tour time so she’s hitting all the malls in America to promote her album to those who still remember her…and when she was at one of these promo events….for Valentines Day…her underwear poked out of the top of her jeans…someone posted it…and other people responded excitedly…confusing the fuck out of me…cuz Jojo is at the stage of her career that people only notice her when her staged leadked pussy pics are released and even then we’re only watching to see what damage all the black guys she fucked did the last decade she hasn’t existed…

Underwear waistband doesn’t deserve this much attention….ridiculous…

I am more into this video titled Valentine’s Day Greeting for Jojo and Timo….probably better than Jojo’s Valentines Day performance…

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Chocolate loving, in both senses of the term, get it cuz she went from being some jailbait people wanted to fuck only because she was under 18 and on TV and making shitty music, until turning 18 and getting fat via chocolate eating but more importantly tainting her twat with blackness, at least according to her fan base of white suburban perverts who don’t like their fantasies to get fucked by her black…..something that’s never bothered me…I figure getting my fat white wife fucked by a brother would be good for the relationship cuz then I wouldn’t have to fuck her…

Either way, she’s trying to make a comeback and doing it by showing some tit, and we like tit here, even if not naked….so I’m posting her twitter pic like I care…but trust me when I say…I really don’t….

Yes…I feel like an asshole, perver, loser, virgin posting a pic of some bitch’s cleavage but I’m doing it anyway…..I’m pathetic…welcome.

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Rememeber when Jojo was this hip hop thuggy popstar at 16 who everyone wanted to fuck because she was 16 and America is weird about 16 year olds like that, since they aren’t allowed to fuck them by law, making her some forbidden fruit that was forgotten her 18th birthday, forcing her to date black dudes, get fat, only to come back now, like she wasn’t damaged goods, begging for your affection for a new album by posting her pretty shitty tits to twitter….and I think her strategy may be working….cuz here I am talking about her…when I was the few who never cared for her cuz I was too busy fucking hotter 16 year olds up in canada…cuz we’re allowed to do that.

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