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2014

14

May

Jojo in a Bikini of the Day

The fact she calls herself JOJO still is ridiculous…

But I guess being a jailbait gutter popstar with zero sex appeal is what made her and her mom enough money so that they could retire and support her black boyfriend for half a decade or more, before realizing that shit, no one gives a fuck about me, in part due to being 18 and not cute, but also because my audience was white grown men, and they hate when girls bang black dudes…so it’s time to get out there and post pics to instagram…because instagram is where

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2014

01

May

Jojo is in a Bikini of the Day

Jojo is posting some bikini selfies because I guess she’s realized that the more bikini pics she posts the more her loyal pervert fans, who were all about her at 17, even though she was fat and really not hot, the more they will forget that she left her career and most importantly them for a black dude, a black dude has slid his cock in and out of that ass probably while she was in that position, because it was back when she was a lazy bitch…who was just like “look at all this popstar money, I’m just gonna lay here and take it, while you fuck me good to get access to my money”…or maybe, just maybe I’m making stories and spreading rumours about JOJO since I hardly remember when she mattered, I just know she’s got this bikini game on and I like girls in bikinis, no matter what they’ve but up in them…right?

Cool filter bro…

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2014

17

Mar

Jojo Levesque in Some Bra Top of the Day

I remember when Jojo was jailbait…you know straight for the mall tour to MTV…where creeps everywhere embraced her. Then she turned 18, got a black boyfriend, disappeared and spent all her month for what was probably 10 years…but now she’s back, showing her tits and ass to get noticed…because when you’ve thrown away your window of opportunity, tits and ass is the only way to get it back.

So here she is on the road at SXSW…in a bra top she performed in and showing her asshole in a fuck position to just enough exhibitonism to keep the fans wanting a little more sliding it to the side to fuck her…

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2013

21

Oct

Jojo in a Random Bikini Picture of the DAy

I like to think the week, or maybe even life, doesn’t actually begin until you see Jojo, some low level practically non existent singer, who was possibly a one hit wonder in the 90s, or early 2000s….wearing a bikini on a photoshoot like she still matters, or like she’s on some kind of comeback tour, now that she’s pushing 30, no longer jailbait, and possibly running out of money…in a “Let’s give this one more shot” hustle…and the amazing thing is that bikini pics is really all a girl needs to get ahead these days, which brings me hope, because needing actual talent to get noticed would throw everything off…and all these low levels you are into wouldn’t actually exist…and where would that leave us…today…no where good I tell ya….no where good.

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2013

14

Oct

Jojo is a Mermaid of the Day

There’s gotta be some weirdo fetish in seeing Jojo getting dressed up and posing like a mermaid…at least probably more of one than thinking about her dropping out of pop music when she was still jailbait to date black dudes…because the average white dude loves the mystical mermaid fantasy of fucking a mermaid’s blow hole at least when alone on the beach at some destination wedding your lonely ass was dragged on….while imagining any girl you like getting railed by the hip hop community offends them…I wonder way…racists…

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2013

17

Sep

Jojo Showing Off Her Ripped Stomach of the DAy

I am all for fitness…because a girl with a fit body, even if she’s got a shit face, is generally more fun to look at and imagine yourself having sex with than a fat girl. Her toned stomach from hours of sit-ups leads me to believe that if she’s not too tired from her working out, that should could do some serious damage on a fat lazy dude who just kinda dead fishes in the bedroom on days he’s lucky enough for the viagra to work…

I mean, it’s nice to see that a girl, who just 10 years ago was jailbait, for some reason I never quite understood, because she was never rocking much sex appeal, yet I would get emails asking for more Jojo posts from perverts everywhere…until they realized she liked black dudes, and eating…and turning 18…losing any appeal she once had…

But she’s grown up, grown out of that, and realizes…she’s gotta make some money before she’s 30…it’s her last go at this…and she might as well get as fit as possible going into it…and I approve…my approval is something, I am sure she, like most girls, seeks everyday when she wakes up…

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2013

13

Sep

Jojo Takes this Fitness Thing Seriously of the Day

Jojo has taken being laughed at seriously…she’s taken her fat ass her black boyfriends probably loved because it was rich and white and willing to fuck them…but there is no room for that in trying to turn around her non-existent career by trying as hard as she fucking can to get as hot as she fucking can…through fitness and I endorse that behavior…cuz a fat bitch is one I would take blow jobs from thanks to her proven ability to use her mouth, or in my case marry and hate, but it’s not one that I’d respect because she doesn’t respect herself.

Now I don’t care about Jojo, but I do care how bendy she is…

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2013

05

Sep

Jojo’s Ass Working Out of the Day

Jojo doesn’t matter, but I am compelled to post her fitness selfies because I like girls who work out….even when they are has been child stars no one cares about because they started dating black dudes and the majority of white dudes what when girls date black dudes…I mean just yesterday I had 10 emails because some other child star I never heard of named Jeannette McCurdy is dating some NBA player…because internet makes it easy to be racist…

Personally, I don’t really care what color the dicks being put in bitches I don’t fuck are…I just care that I haven’t seen the video of it…and if anything, girls who get fucked by black dudes….are probably freakier in bed than their white only policy counterparts…that or they have bigger vaginas….

Ultimately, blame hip hop.

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2013

05

Aug

Jojo Works Out of the Day

Jojo is some fat bitch who was a teen starlet a decade ago but chose the hip hop life, you know because like Miley, she had to turn her clean image poptart bullshit a little more street and a little more grimey and she did it by putting random black cock in her, but unlike most white girls who take black cock, she didn’t end up a single mother with a loose fitting vagina, she just got fat from all the fried chicken, and now that she’s out of money and trying to make a comeback, she’s hitting the gym…and like every good attention seeker, she’s doing it on video in tights…some TRX core exercises that make me want to go to the gym to stare at girls who aren’t as tainted working out, preferably in mini shorts…

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