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2017

06

Sep

Jojo Crotch Shot Working Out of the Day

Let Jojo’s comeback story inspire you..

I am not too sure whether it is a comeback story or not…but she’s still on social media with a big audience…who are probably unsure of what she actually does or who she actually is…

I mean, I know she was a popstar 15 years ago but what is she doing now…why is she touring…who is going to these events….because I don’t know any of them…

Maybe a news crew should go out there a do a documentary called “who gives a fuck about JOJO….THESE PEOPLE DO”….

Or we can just look at her cunt doing fitness in tight pants – because we like cunts in tight pants doing fitness…

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2017

04

Sep

Jojo is Busty For Instagram of the DAy

Jojo likes to show off her big tits on social media – because that’s the whole point of having big tits and if you didn’t use them in your marketing when you’re an attention seeking popstar from yesteryear leveraging the fame you had to get people to go to your show, buy tickets to your show, and make you matter again…you gotta use every angle you can and the most simplistic, affordable, and obvious ones…is tit content…that I barely notice because I only care about Jojo for her raw talent and artistry….that’s the only reason I am posting this post.

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2017

08

Jun

Jojo in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Jojo is so racy as she plugs a hotel, but more interestingly her pussy tattoo on her social media…in a one piece bathing suit that all of her is spilling out of, from it being all high waisted and pussy hugging, to her massive tits spilling out, it’s not a bad look for the broad hip short girl…especially when her face looks pretty trash….keep the bikinis or bathing suits coming…so dudes keep you in the mix, and remember jerking off to her music videos that I am sure weren’t hot because they weren’t memorable at all, but dudes, especially Americans are weird about these barely 18 year olds…even 10 years after the fact…due to love, romance, and pathetic loneliness..

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2017

12

May

Jojo Erotica of the Day

Who is Jojo….what is Jojo…why is she doing a bootleg hooker shoot you’d expect from some trailer trash…trying to make it with her MIXTAPE….BACK FROM THE DEAD

The fact that she has an audience and tours and releases albums amazes me…because I can’t place any of her songs…she was famous 10 years ago for being 15, perverts love that shit..back when she was an exploited child popstar with a rough accent from a ghetto cleaning lady mom….but she fucked off, became the support system to some boyfriends, some of whom were black…

And she’s been back a few years….and this is the shit she’s doing…and it works for me.

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2017

25

Apr

JoJo Seflies of the Day

Jojo wants you to know that she can kick your ass…but you can pretend that it is a typo and she’s subliminally telling you that she can lick you ass…because you know when looking at her…that this is a girl who has licked ass before…but in this era of loose moral women, so narcissistic and trying to make their own way, as a selfie producer along with all the other selfie producers, on a mission to be the number one selfie producer, willing to do whatever it takes to be the top selfie, licking ass is just basic…

These kids are broken, grew up on porn not the church and it’s a weird social experiment.

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2017

24

Mar

Jojo Does Instagram with her Tits of the Day

I don’t know much about what Jojo is up to. I assume she’s working cruise ships and malls…but I guess she’s still touring, still has fans, still doing it…but what it comes down to is…that I don’t, even after all these years of her existing, have any real idea of what Jojo has done, what her song is, what she’s about…

I do know she was some bootleg Avril Lavigne who cashed in on being some teen pussy people wanted to fuck because she was teen pussy, I know she spent her 20s supporting some mooch boyfriend, where she got fat…and a few years ago she came back…less fat, but tits still fat, and I guess that’s her marketing and leveraging tactic, because without the tits no one gives a fuck about Jojo or her songs…and by no one I mean me….since I don’t leave my house and don’t really care what people think, like or do – but I do care if they are naked or in bikini

Here she is eating popsicles…

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2017

16

Feb

Jojo At the Bottom of the Bathroom Floor of the Day

Jailbait turned 30 something and still trying, because she tapped out of the of the industry when she was young, dude to cashing in on a couple of songs you couldn’t name, so that she could focus on getting fat for her black boyfriend…only to come back to re-invent herself, and excite the handful of perverts who remember jerking off to her and her little boy bootleg Avril Lavigne style nonsense that was popular at the time, I was not one of those peple…but I’ll still post weird photoshoots of her legs sitting on the marble bathroom floor…it’s erotic….but maybe that’s just my Octagon fetish….

Her caption – “Your mom wants to be my valentine.” She left out (because you’re a racist and don’t fuck with white girls who fuck black dudes)…

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2016

19

Oct

Jojo is Sorry Not Sorry in her Underwear of the Day

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Jojo posted a picture of herself in panties on her snapchat, the hub for people to post erotica, because they are all exhibitionists….but more importantly where other people can watch those people post their erotica because we are all voyeurs…and Snapchat is the reality TV or JennyCam that is accessible to everyone…

Apparently, Jojo is clever and articulate. Instead of saying “Sorry Not Sorry” about her shameless exhibitionism in her high waisted body shaping panties…she said…with elegance and class “I would say sorry if I really meant it”….such depth…such prose…when will the accidental masturbation videos get posted to her story….you know as these things happen…because that’s the only reason people follow these nonsense stories…

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2016

02

Sep

Jojo Got Tits of the Day

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Jojo Got BOYZ…that her GIRLZ like….or GIRLS that her BOYZ like Sounds dirty…and it probably is – because all these girls are addicts, sex addicts…addicts…

She was robbed of her childhood – thrown into performing from the ghetto – left to her own uneducated devices – leading to relationships with dudes she probably had to support – thanks to being raised by her mom – the “cleaning lady”…which is code for hooker where I am from….

Well she’s back, and wants you to know it…back…with them tits..the way all girls should be always..

A video posted by JoJo. (@iamjojo) on

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2016

26

Aug

Jojo Got Tits of the Day

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Jojo got some tits…and she wants you to know it…because girls know that being slutty gets hits, views and makes them fucking money – gives them their dreams….

Not that showing tits is slutty, all girls do it all the time. Just leave your house…

It’s just a coincidence that her tits happen to be in her social media, she’s not being real fucking subtle…she’s just living life – don’t judge her! You are like Christians outside the sex shop! Never hate a girl for showing tit. Celebrate and encourage more…because once tits happen, it’s only natural to encourage pussy pics…

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2016

24

Aug

Jojo Booty Shot of the Day

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Jojo is pulling what I call the Baboon…

Basically when a baboon is in heat, it’s vagina swells up and starts dripping…and it walks around waiting for a male to fuck the shit out of her…

Well Jojo, who was jailbait years ago – dropped out of the music scene to be with her black boyfriend or a series of black boyfriends…it’s how she spent her 20s….and I guess that her fanbase is other black guys who like a white girl that get down..EVEN THOUGH WE ARE ALL ONE RACE THE HUMAN RACE….black dudes and their big dicks need certain kinds of girls who can take said dick..

So here she is posting a butt shot…with the caption “excited for Atlanta tomorrow. Magic City anyone?”

It was accompanied by a peach emoji, so if that isn’t “I need me some ATLANTA NATIVE COCK HERE IS MY LOCATION AND MY DRIPPING ASS”…I don’t know what it is…but that’s probably because JOJO isn’t that famous…

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2016

17

Aug

Jojo Discusses Her Eating Disorder with her Bra of the Day

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Jojo is on tour for what must be the first time in a decade…and she’s been working out for a few years since dating black guys who like thick girls as much as they like their wallets…but I guess always struggling with her eating for comfort…because it’s like a warm hug during those stressful days…something we can all relate to and have sympathy with…as long as she presents her psychological disorders via her tits…half naked…I’ll pretend to care…not that I could ever care about Jojo.

I like me some broken girls.

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2016

21

Apr

Jojo Tits of the Day

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Jojo is using some snapchat filters for her fans, I hate snapchat filters…they are for idiots who don’t know how to produce content that is interesting or compelling…but when you constantly want to get as much attention as possible…you need to keep things compelling with tits…I mean who gives a fuck about Jojo the jailbait from decades ago trying to keep it together.

I wonder how many sites or basic dudes are going to write “who’s looking at the snapchat filter”….because she’s showing off her tits…with a face like that it taps into the alien fetishists in the most annoying way and tits are meant to be stared at and any silly face they make, or make their trendy phone apps make, doesn’t matter, because it’s about the tits…the tits…tits…

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2016

14

Apr

Jojo’s Nipple for Snapchat of the Day

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I live in French Canada, so the name Jojo reminds me of some toothless obese woman who reads tarot cards while sucking on Maple Syrup and making Poutines smoking her ghetto cigarettes in some small ghetto shanty town greasy spoon…you know the kind of girl who was a hot, anal loving stripper up until 25 years old, before aging terribly like all french trash does…so it is hard for me to take her seriously, but then again, I don’t think anyone takes JOJO seriously, she’s was a one hit wonder when she was a kid and perverts loved her, only for her to take a decade off living off her small pile of money and fucking black guys…but the last 2 years she’s been back, trying to get attention and it’s come to this…

Posting nipples on snapchat in a see through for her fans like some common instagram hooker trying to make her rent by either recruiting her followers to send her money, or buy her shit off her AMAZON wishlist, or to get more followers – because that’s probably what she’s doing…and thank god it’s come to this – because nipples are more fun than JOJO…

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2016

16

Mar

Jojo Makes Erotic Faces of the Day

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Here is a picture of JOJO’s face looking in pain for those of you into girls who look like they are in pain or struggling, which I assume is a lot of you, because why else would JOJO be making these faces to her weirdo audience that you know is 90 percent pervert dude from the 90s who still remembers JOJO…

WHy else would she be pandering to the crowd by flashing her its, in a video I am using her struggle face as an excuse to post again, so that people don’t think I’m some basement locking, woman beating, pervert who uses tears for lube for orgasms…

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