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2022

22

Mar

Jojo Panties of the Day

Jojo brought her thickness to what I assume was instagram…which seems to be the people’s favorite place to post their entry level nudes…the kind you send to your tinder match you’re flirting with before diving into the asshole pics…

It does seem weird that people take these slutty selfies for their social media, but I guess when you’re addicted to being famous, to being the center of attention, being the jerked off to….as you compete against actual porn….you gotta step it up…

She does look like a fat chick, with fat tits we’ve seen thanks to a previous instagram story around the top of the Pandemic back in 2020, you know to launch her as someone you want to follow because you may see her tits when bored at home during the pandemic….and that’s become part of her top tier, once a celebrity, still a celebrity, or at least trying to be a celebrity, hustle…

Her underwear, string strps look like she’s pulled them up so hard they’re overalls, but whatever works in a world of perverts and exhibitionists…and as a pervert…this works for me…keep up the once famous, now half naked hustle. It’s a good enough one.

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2022

11

Mar

Jojo Bodysuit of the Day

Here’s some Jojo looking like she’s having a mental breakdown, which may excite those of you who are single, lonely and never exposed to the crazy that women have deep in their souls, burning brightly always ready to explode at any given moment….you know being yelled by a bitch, means she cares…something jerking off to porn doesn’t really offer you…that REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE….

I am not into crazy eyes, girls raging or crying. The whole mental health being normalized thing is fucking annoying to me, the oversharing also annoying, I prefer the bottle it up and keep it to your damn self…..but at least she’s doing it in a body suit…..

I am not even interested in finding out what the tits are saying in this clip, the human trafficked, or at least the sold to the industry as a child, which rarely ends well has been back back for a few years trying to be relevant…and when she was away, she grew some tits…and those tits will help make all her dreams come true….if she just LIGHTENS UP a bit….this energy is a little intense for me going into the weekend….it’s a reminder that all these motherfuckers are just broken, even if their tits look substantially not broken…

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2021

01

Dec

Checking in with Jojo’s Tits of the Day

Jojo who may have a silly name that I am embarassed saying, I know if I met a Jojo, I’d never call them a Jojo, because I am not 4 years old….but I guess that’s her professional name that she needs to stick to on this second or third stab at a career after being a HUGE star as a teen….and not so huge star in her late 20s….but a huge breasted star which once we discovered was a big deal.

It almost makes me want to make my titty jiggle, but instead I’ll just look at her make her titty jiggle.

Here she is looking at her vagina in the mirror as girls do. You know trying to figure out how the motherfucker works, maybe looking for ingrown hairs, or some other unwanted ailments….but that I’ll just assume is to give that INCEPTION vagina inside of a vagina kind of TWO of the SAME vagina in a carnival FUN HOUSE for perverts way….

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2021

22

Nov

Jojo Got Them Titties on Of the Day

One of the more interesting revelations of the pandemic, is that Jojo has huge tits, which for some reason, a reason called WE LOVE TITS, makes her dramatically more important than some washed up child star trying to revive her career….and with the help of big sister Rihanna who I am sure don’t have a questionable origin story…which I guess Jojo does too…you know how does a girl from New Hampshire end up in Movies by the age of 15…maybe the same way a girl from Barbados ended up in NYC at 15 with all the work visas in place to become a huge popstar for a big record label…probably not the kind of thing you’d want to look too deep into, but instead just accept as normal luck….good old fashion LUCK…

Anyway, Jojo is grabbing her big tits at the American Music awards which I didn’t really care were on, because the American Music Awards are the only awards I was ever “Invited to” as press, I didn’t go, because I figured if they were inviting me, it was probably some real bootleg shit….you know if I am at your party, your party is the wrong party….if I sneak into your party, your party is the right party.

Point being. tits.



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2021

21

Oct

Jojo’s Got the Seatbelt Tit of the Day

There’s a phenomenon out there called SEATBELT TIT that my friend Stefan is very into…he’s also into the ONE tit being pulled out fetish which is a thing that people with lowered expectations has…you know WHY show me both your tits in a TITTY DROP…is it TITTY drop THURSDAY YET…OH MY IT IS….get ready for those, thing of this as the teaser or the appetizer.

But anyway, INSTEAD of asking a bitch for BOTH tits, you know so you can see the full set, your negotiation in seeing the tit ends up with “come on, just pull out one, it’s just a tit, I’ve see tits, everyone has tits, what’s the big deal, don’t fear the tit, you don’t even have to show me the set, just give me a sampler…it can be the smaller of the two, you know since not all tits are created equally, not even on the same body”….

I guess it’s a half glass full situation, where he’s just happy to see one tit, while one tit makes me angry cuz I want both tits…NEVER SATISFIED…

Well, a variation of the ONE titty flash, is the seatbelt tit, where the belt pumps the titties up….bags have a similar effect and JOJO who surprised us with her big tits by flashing them on IG STORIES and becoming a lingerie model for Rihanna…

She was also on some luxury vacation in CABO where she did boating and big titty bikinis….fun..

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2021

12

Oct

Jojo Got Them Tits On of the Day

Here’s some JOJO in her PPE because of COVID or some shit….I guess she’s invented a face mask with a stylish lens and glittery shit to make it seem nice and high fashion….

The good news is that even with that clown shit you see the clowns of your neighborhood rockin’ like a bunch of idiots who just do what they are fucking told like a bunch of lemming fucks…willing to blow out their longs and limit the oxygen in their lungs, strictly for the sake of COMPLYING WITH THE RULES…..

DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE, DEHUMANIZES YOU, REMINDS EVERYONE AROUND YOU THAT YOU ARE A FOOL, because…you have no mind of your own.

The good news is dumb PPE like this doubles as a cum shield for a BUKKAKE so we can always find use for trash….

The better news…HAVE YOU SEEN THE TITS ON THIS ONE!

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2021

16

Sep

Jojo works the Pole of the Day

The pole dance thing becoming a mainstream 15 years ago has always been hilarious to me….seeing suburban moms getting their stripper on is beyond fucking weird especially then since no suburban moms were running a side hustle on OnlYFans….you know it was the calm before the everyone is a self producing pornographer in this shady and horny internet world…

So you’d see these ladies in their late 30s or 40s heading out in booty shorts and high heels to stripper dance, the very dance you’d think they’d hate, because they’d see strippers at sluts, which turned out to be just catty, as they proved to the world that they could be sluts too…

Sure they pushed the athleticism, the gymnastics, the skill required, but ultimate, they were living out their private stripper dancer fantasy….

I guess pole dance is still a thing and funny enough, I saw some pink hair woke girls in the park with a stripper pole doing their routine earlier in the summer, and thought…wow…not even done in studios or gyms anymore….just right in the park…

Now, i never thought pole dancing was some hot thing that gives boners….if anything I’ve only been impressed by a pole dance for the athleticism in the stripper dance routine and I spent YEARS going to strippers doing research as to what my favorite aspect of it was…and I don’t even think pole tricks made the list….

But when the normies, or the celebs like Jojo who are now panty models, with surprisingly big boobs do it….it’s pretty entertaining to see them get their best striptease on….you know since they post it to social media…and aren’t trying to sell lap dances to me after awkward conversations they are only having with me to sell lap dances to me….

You know, cuz you don’t see these types doing this kind of thing on the regular….it makes it worthy of a stare…..did I mention Jojo’s got big bobs?

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2021

10

Sep

Jojo Panties of the Day

I like to call Jojo Big Saggy, because her tits are like two bags half filled with mayonaise, all streteched out and amazingly sloppy, just not when in a sports bra or push up bra, where the girl who lost her virginity at a young age and who I saw in a podcast talking about how horny she is, because women of today are different than women of yesteryear thanks to all the porn that has been shoved down their fucking throats with the algorithm, you know just trying to be hot….

But yeah, her big tits made her more interesting for me and her Rihanna underwear campaign was pretty solid, except she’s no longer working for Rihanna but rather ANOTHER UNDERWEAR brand that she now calls her favorite because these flip floppers go for whatever is paying them…and LIE…

A month ago, Rihanna’s underwear was her favorite…

You see where we are going here and that is who cares why Jojo is now an underwear vendor…or underwear model…in her 30s…but at least we get to see her tits.

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2021

20

Aug

Jojo Got Them Tits On of the Day

All these try hard motherfuckers…

Trying to be hot, trying to get an audience, trying to get your money….it’s a lot of fucking trying and the funniest thing about it is they don’t give us anything of substance or quality….not one of them is interesting, enlightening, mind altering….don’t people want to look up to people who are amazing…why we choose MEDIOCRE at best celebrities to be the important people…it’s just fucking unfortunate…

The good news with JOJO in that her comeback, she revealed, literally, full tit on the instagram feed….only to become a lingerie model…which was the SINGLE most important thing she has done….so why bother doing anything else..

You don’t need to sing girl, the lingerie work is just fine…be a lingerie model who has the ability to sing if she falls on her luck and needs a hook for the HOUSE CALLS she makes…but to actually waste her time doing this big production shit is crazy…but I appreciate the tits…which is really all I am trying to do here…help her find her true calling, that she’s found and knows…but is still hung up on her old bullshit…

I guess it’s like being an old motherfucker doing stepLINKS everyday…WHY…I don’t have the ANSWER..because it doesn’t get me paid…it’s a mental illness….


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2021

28

Jul

Jojo Lace Lingerie of the Day

Jojo Lace Lingerie

I was just looking up Jojo and the Vaccine, because I want to document all these celebs that are pushing the vaccine, because they are slaves to the system, but I figure if people start dying off from the vaccine, that is apparently not as effective as they said it was because they’re making you Mask again, when masking has been proven to not work at much beyond making yourself look like a complicit asshole…

Anyway, when all the unvaccinated are killed off, or forced to vaccinate, and the vaccianted have weird ass repercussions from the vaccine, but no one to sue, I figure my legacy will be to give you celebs to point the finger at and lay blame on, because if a celebrity tells you to do something…..then they should be held accountable if what they tell you to do makes you sick…right? Right..

Unfortunatley, the only Jojo vaccine propaganda I found was this:

Which is designed to manipulate the minds of children….redheaded children…who in another time would have been labeled a vampire and put out to pasture, but in our era, are allowed to live amongst us…

I actually read an article about the history of redhead hate and it started with Judas being a Redhead, turned Vampire after killing Jesus, and since then the Redheads have been hated….

In conclusion, Jojo has big tits and is a lingerie model because of those tits, and she wants you to know it.

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