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2022

02

Nov

Juliette Lewis Topless Selfie of the Day

Mariah Carey isn’t the only corpse they take out of the cryogenic freezer and defrost on November 1st, because there are more than one iconic Christmas moments in pop culture….

Which is why I assume Juliette Lewis has decided to bring a topless selfie to the internet, you know, to generate some hype around everyone watching her 15 year old self play Clark Griswald’s daugher in Christmas Vacation, a holiday classic.

Unless she’s just another near 50 year old celebrity who at one time was in all the good movies, so she was really fucking famous and definitely has a legacy or archive of iconic movies she was part of, which probably makes someone sad as they 50 and aren’t as loved, adorned, or hired…..

So they turn to the future, the now, the current, to modernize themsleves and after about a month on social media, they learn what gets hits, what gets views, what gets attention, which is all anyone really wants…and that’s the nude selfie.

It may not be an OnlyFans, she’s pretty much A-List to me, so that won’t happen, but it’s a freebie, arguably decades too late, but I’ll take it….and the truth is, I don’t think I ever found Juliette Lewis hot, clothed or not clothed, young or old, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t think she was worth watching in movies, because she is….it’s not always about the tits, just 99 percent of the time….

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2021

03

Nov

Juliette Lewis Bikini Dance of the Day

Juliette Lewis has flipped the switch in her mind to a whole new mental state after 2 years of daily stress…some flight or flight….and other bullshit thanks to the media, pandemics, who the fuck knows what….her new mental state is permanent vacation vibes….deeper priority on living and work motivated by joy and pleasure….IT IS ALL IN YOUR MIND MOTHERFUCKERS…choose happiness…and be like Juliette Lewis an do it in a bikini.

This is her “Hi, is this TikTok” bikini dance….

Maybe she’s laying in the clickbait with her old, but hot skinny body, knowing that it’s ALMOST Christmas motherfuckers and we all need to get our CHRISTMAS VACATION watching on…only no longer the daughter, now old enough to be the Beverly DeAngelo without the big tits….so I’m ready for her next project to be Christmas Vacation Too the Juliette Lewis years….maybe she can throw in some Natural Born Killers energy and pull an on “RUST” set move to rid the world of Chevy Chase. I’ve seen his comedy once and he was the worst, you know one of those experiences where you wish we actually lived in a dystopia where you could end the failed performers you paid to see. We call that “If only she was on set of RUST working as the Cinematographer…”…as if that’s a real story…SHOW US THE BODY….

Whether you think Juliette Lewis is hot or not, she’s hot and a legend in the movies alone, plus NO FAT CHICKS allowed so I’m on board.

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2015

25

Sep

Juliette Lewis Scratching her Pussy Meme of the Day

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I guess this is pretty representative of where we are as a society….

Juliette Lewis, the actress who has been acting forever, and who has looked like a crackwhore forever…I mean even at 16 on National Lampoon, I was surprised she wasn’t toothless begging to suck dick for a hit….

Some people have resting bitch face…Juliette Lewis has gutter crackwhore face….who you’d expect to be either piss covered, or reaching into her pussy pulling out used condoms, scabs or vaginitis…

But when it happens…we all laugh….because We’re still infants who laugh at piss, fart and yeast infection moments…We love seeing people embarrass themselves like “It’s America’s Funniest Home Videos”…

So the story is…”she’s adjusting her underwear”…while “some stalker”…takes pics of it…but didn’t get the finger sniffin’

But good news for her…it went viral in the meme-stream…

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2015

28

Aug

Juliette Lewis Topless for No Tofu of the Day

Juliette Lewis must be 100 years old by now. I remember her as the daughter in Christmas Vacation in 1988 and she was probably 25 then, you know how these movies work…

She’s done a lot of things, and not just heroin…but also really solid performances in movies..in a time when movies were made because they were good and cast because the players were good, before the cash grab that’s going on now…”cast vine stars, make explosions”….etc…

Now I never found her hot, but she’s almost iconic at this point, so seeing her tits in a fashion magazine, looking this good, even when photoshopped at her age, or really any age, reminds me of good times, quality movies, quality performances, even if her face wasn’t so quality, but we can blame the drugs…

She’s a bit of a legend…and these are her nipples…

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