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2015

30

Jun

Kaley Cuoco, Amy Davidsonm & Lacey Chabert in Bikinis of the Day

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I guess the general public like mindless sitcoms…unless Big Bang Theory is actually interesting comedy..I’ve never watched a full episode, but people seem to fucking love it, which makes me assume it isn’t actually good, it is just designed to talk to the masses at a basic levle so that they can trap in fans and make Kaley Cuoco stupid rich, when actual talent is not able to get work…..

I just assumed it was Friends, for the new generation, formulaic and based on nerd shit, and nerds love nerd shit, even the “hot”nerd girl they market as accessible…

Well, she’s been in a bikini…celebrating god knows what…witch a couple of old friends like her co-star on 8 Simple Rules, with the red hair, who was on set when John Ritter died..and Lacey Chabert, another nerd favorite…making this perfect for anyone over 35…because who the fuck are these girls…who cares they are old in bikinis…and there is comedy in that.

Here’s her 8 Simple Ruiles co-star no one remembers milking their friendship…by posting yoga pics…in a bikini…because people love bikinis..

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2015

29

Jun

Kaley Cuoco Topless for Internet of the Day

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So Kaley Cuoco is an exhibitionist, especially after her phone was hacked and she was pretty awesome in her nudity, from being on the toilet, to whatever the fuck else she was doing, I don’t remember, but you can always google it…it’s the interenet and everything lives forever…

I figure, if you’re an actor who has made a ton of money and just negotiated 100,000,000 dollar deal for the next few years, you might as well givet the pervert audience what they want…you’re paid well for it…

That said, I remember when she was on 8 Simple Rules to Date my Teenage Daughter, before John Ritter died, back a long time ago…I watched it at least once and said “I won’t date your teenage daughter, but I will jerk off to her, thank you network TV for the porn, my interenet is down and I don’t have porn DVDs”….

So I remember the other Teenage Daughter, who was also on the show, but who didn’t end up going onto a huge sticom, but instead did One Episode of Bones…

Her name is Amy Davidson…the other 8 simple rules…where she peaked…to contrast with the Kaley nudity, because you know she’s always in her shadow….and probably hates her for it…and that makes me laugh….

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2015

25

Jun

Kaley Cuoco Swimpants of the DAy

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Kaley Cuoco, the hot chick who killed John Ritter by giving him a heart attack one morning on set of the 8 Simple Rules of Dating my Teenage Daughter, where rule number one was not getting caught by the authorities, because they just won’t understnad the relationship….

Has turned into the hot chick amongst the nerds on some other show that is massively successful and that people love because Friends, when the friends are Nerds, is a good format for a show….and the nice thing is she’s not even that hot…

But she is making 100,000,000 dollars the next three years, on top of everything she’s already made,, while being Kaley Cuoco, you know not a scientist, just a bitch on TV….

And here she is in swim pants, because she’s rich enopugh to wear whatever the fuck she wants to wear by the pool…

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2015

07

Apr

Kaley Cuoco TV Screenshot Pokies of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco is a doughy, possible breast implanted, barely hot, but plays the hot girl on a very popular nerd show, that nerds can relate to, and see her as the girl they want to marry, putting her in a pretty solid position for comicon’s the next decade…better than when she was on that show as a teen where John Ritter died…but mainly because she signed a contract that she’ll make 100,000,000 dollars doing this show…on top of what she’s already fucking made…and that’s a lot of fucking money for someone who isn’t that hot, isn’t that talented….making her the kind of girl you’d want to K-fed hard…

Here are her screencap tits for my birthday, even though I have zero interest in this twat or her tits….

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2015

15

Jan

Kaley Cuoco Hard Nipples of the Day

I guess Kaley Cuoco’s nude scandal, coupled with her being a little bit crazy after killing off John Ritter because she hated Threes Company and how he mocked homos, supported by the fact that she’s going to be making 100,000,000 dollars for the nerd show she plays the hot accessible nerd-friendly chick on…because when you make 100,000,000 dollars for a shitty show everyone loves…you are pretty much set for life…so Yolo…post your hard nipples if you want to…because they are just hard nipples…and nothing compared to the nudes that were leaked of her spreading her vagina a few months ago…

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2014

11

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Topless in Bed of the Day

Kaley Cuoco is one of the highest paid people on TV, thanks to her ridiculously successful show, that just closed a 100,000,000 million dollar deal, because everyone seems to watch and relate to it, like it was Seinfeld in an era when there were only 4 channels to watch..only it is now…and you can do anything besides watching her shit…..making her not really make sense to me…but I don’t hate her, I’ve never seen the show and I’m not a John Ritter fans who thinks she possibly killed him off…if anything I just saw her nudes from The Fappening, and thought she looked great, even when going to the bathroom. I liked that she was fun about it, didn’t have lawyers try to delete them, and now is creating more topless in bed pics, that should be sex tapes, and that may be once the show is over, because girls love attention and I love giving it…

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2014

24

Sep

Kaley Cuoco’s Toilet Pic of the Day

There is a video of Kaley Cuoco flashing her vagina after going to the bathroom as part of the recent hack, I am sure it’s available online somewhere, I am just too lazy to look for it. I don’t even think Kaley Cuoco sent her legal team after the leaked pics, because I didn’t hear from them, and she’s been making social media jokes about it since they happened…I guess she has a sense of humor and realizes that most people think seeing her naked is exciting, I don’t really care for her, I don’t watch her show, I don’t really get off to girls who pretend to be the hot chick amongst the nerds, and who act like the hot chick amongst the nerds, because the nerds are loyal and offer a lot of male attention. I am more into girls who have no self esteem…

That said, I guess this toilet selfie is just a play on the nude leaks you’ve probably masturbated to…and I encourage any girl who embraces the opportunity to be a slut, without blatantly being a slut…

Not to mention, girls taking shits is totally my fetish…usually I opt for the face…but toilet works…as long as it smells….I mean…at least I would be into that if girls actually shit…but the girls I’ve been with don’t…but that’s because they are on a meth diet..boom.

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2014

25

Aug

Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day


These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…

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2014

12

Aug

Kaley Cuoco’s 100 Million Dollar Ass of the Day

I don’t care that Kaley Cuoco just brokered what is apparently a 100 million dollar deal for the Big Bang Theory. I get how Hollywood works, 30% of it is going to agents and management, 50% to taxes. So she’s only left with 35 million dollars…which seems like a lot, but when it was supposed to be 100 million it’s pretty shitty and works out to be 10 million a year.

Hollywood makes stupid money, and every time I am on a plane, which isn’t often but it happens, I would say 50 percent of people are watching this fucking show. It’s some Josie and the Pussy Cat shit…

If they can afford to pay her that kind of money, just imagine what the producers, creators, the studio are making…billions.

It’s only crazy because it is crazy Kaley Cuoco. If she was a CEO of a billion dollar company, it’d be pocket change…I guess killing off John Ritter paid off.

I am sure her husband is pretty happy about this though. He just made 17.5 million dollars and all he had to do was fuck her round ass proper…here’s to winning.


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2014

04

Jul

Kaley Cuoco in a Bikini of the Day

Kaley Cuoco is in a bikini. I guess she’s got breast implants, but if you care about this shit, you already know that, because Kaley Cuoco fans are creepy, die hards and have been following her since before she was the unrealistically hot girl hanging with nerds, that would never happen, even though she isn’t that hot…it’s like the Friends Apartment in NYC being affordable for a bunch of losers…TV magic….they’ve even been following her since before she killed off John Ritter…they are committed…and I’m just posting it cuz of bikinis…cuz one of the most important lesson’s I’ve learned in life is that it doesn’t matter who the girl is, what she’s about, if she has a brain, if she’s cool, or awesome or inspiring…what matters is that she’s half naked..

Here is Kaley working the media in her bikini because she wants you to see her like this..and I’m ok with that.

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2014

20

May

Kaley Cuoco and Her Dog Erotica of the Day

I don’t know if this Kaley Cuoco topless with her dog for instagram is considered erotic, because I don’t find Kaley Cuoco hot in any way, making no pics of her erotic.

I am going to assume some people like it, because she’s on that huge fucking TV show, where she plays the babe amongst the nerds, a character I assume a lot of people who watch that shit are into, and ignore the fact that she helped kill John Ritter…because back on that show, she was hot enough to stop hearts…literally…but then turning 20 happened.

I do know that I like dogs, not sexually, but because they are more human than humans, and possess the traits humans wish they had, mainly loyalty….and anyone who loves their dog, enough to get naked with them, or make them INSTAGRAM is probably not as bad a person as you’d assume she is, even if she’s annoying, and all fucking hollywood…

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2014

07

Apr

Kaley Cuoco’s Bikini on a Swan of the Day

Kaley Cuoco rode an inflatable swan harder than she rode John Ritter the day he died of a hard attack on set of the show they worked on before she got implants…and she decided to post the pics to celebrate…after she got implants that from this angle don’t look like implants, but that maybe I am just blinded by the stupid this shit radiates…who knows….

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2014

24

Mar

Kaley Cuoco Paying Tennis of the Day

This is the kind of tennis match that would probably be better ending with a Monica Seles inspired stabbing…

I don’t know why I hate Kaley Cuoco. I don’t watch the show she’s on, I don’t follow her life, and I don’t really care if she’s been the hot chick amongst the nerds so that she now thinks she’s the hot chick amongst the hot chicks…coupled with getting paid big money to be on the show..

There’s just something about her face, and the fact that she killed John Ritter, that I can’t get over…

That said, here she is playing tennis, one of the only sports I watch because I am classy, but more importantly cuz I like looking up skirts and hearing girls grunt…sexually…

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2014

13

Jan

Kaley Cuoco Uses Twitter to Make the Golden Globes Classy of the Day


Attention seeker – Kaley Cuoco, the same person who allegedly killed John Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules, before being the average looking girl, marketed as the hot girl on a show I will never understand the success of…but that is insanely successful…and people are locked in and addicted to the shit…has gone and done a hand bra in her fancy dress because she’s a trashy bitch and now that she’s staged a few engagements and actually got married, she’s got limited options to shock and awe…who gives a fuck…just look at the pic.

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2014

07

Jan

Kaley Cuoco’s Wedding Video of the Day

I know there was some controversy about Kaley Cuoco getting married, I didn’t pay attention to why, but here is a video of her wedding, which is more of a sales pitch for her make up artist…where Kaley looks a lot like a fat Britney Spears…

I just hope the only people who masturbate to Kaley Cuoco are socially awkward, aspergeres nerds who like her because she plays the accessible “hot” girl on a really huge show, that I don’t think should be a huge show, but that for some reason everyone watches all the fucking time…making her more relevant than she should be….

I can only assume, like Kaley’s sex appeal, some brain washing is going on….you know all a fucking lie…

She’s annoying as fuck, no wonder John Ritter self destructed on set with her.

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