I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Kaley Cuoco Category

2014

07

Apr

Kaley Cuoco’s Bikini on a Swan of the Day

Kaley Cuoco rode an inflatable swan harder than she rode John Ritter the day he died of a hard attack on set of the show they worked on before she got implants…and she decided to post the pics to celebrate…after she got implants that from this angle don’t look like implants, but that maybe I am just blinded by the stupid this shit radiates…who knows….

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2014

24

Mar

Kaley Cuoco Paying Tennis of the Day

This is the kind of tennis match that would probably be better ending with a Monica Seles inspired stabbing…

I don’t know why I hate Kaley Cuoco. I don’t watch the show she’s on, I don’t follow her life, and I don’t really care if she’s been the hot chick amongst the nerds so that she now thinks she’s the hot chick amongst the hot chicks…coupled with getting paid big money to be on the show..

There’s just something about her face, and the fact that she killed John Ritter, that I can’t get over…

That said, here she is playing tennis, one of the only sports I watch because I am classy, but more importantly cuz I like looking up skirts and hearing girls grunt…sexually…

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2014

13

Jan

Kaley Cuoco Uses Twitter to Make the Golden Globes Classy of the Day


Attention seeker – Kaley Cuoco, the same person who allegedly killed John Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules, before being the average looking girl, marketed as the hot girl on a show I will never understand the success of…but that is insanely successful…and people are locked in and addicted to the shit…has gone and done a hand bra in her fancy dress because she’s a trashy bitch and now that she’s staged a few engagements and actually got married, she’s got limited options to shock and awe…who gives a fuck…just look at the pic.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2014

07

Jan

Kaley Cuoco’s Wedding Video of the Day

I know there was some controversy about Kaley Cuoco getting married, I didn’t pay attention to why, but here is a video of her wedding, which is more of a sales pitch for her make up artist…where Kaley looks a lot like a fat Britney Spears…

I just hope the only people who masturbate to Kaley Cuoco are socially awkward, aspergeres nerds who like her because she plays the accessible “hot” girl on a really huge show, that I don’t think should be a huge show, but that for some reason everyone watches all the fucking time…making her more relevant than she should be….

I can only assume, like Kaley’s sex appeal, some brain washing is going on….you know all a fucking lie…

She’s annoying as fuck, no wonder John Ritter self destructed on set with her.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2013

03

Dec

Kaley Cuoco in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

I know that Kaley Cuoco has a huge fan base…not because she killed John Ritter while fucking on set of 8 Simple Rules, but because she is the hot chick on some show about nerds that people love for some reason I will never understand, but blame being mindless idiots…but I don’t get her appeal..she’s just not hot..and I think that this bikini pic, what I like to call the least attractive bikini pic, from an offensive asian symbol tattoo that dates her as being a lame bitch in her 30s, to her menopausal back, to her shitty ass, to the shit stain birth marks on her back, she’s a fucking wreck…and that’s not even going into the fact she’s riding some dude she is married to…and I don’t care about her being in love..or posing with her man like her nerd fans probably care about…I just care how shit these are and that they are a couple I wouldn’t even want to see fuck and I want to see everyone fuck…this is the bikini pic done fucking wrong…but I’ll post it anyway…because there’s something right about all bikini pics.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2013

18

Sep

Lookin’ Down Kaley Cuoco’s Shirt on Twitter of the Day


Kaley Cuoco is the slut who killed John Ritter…at least that’s the story I heard from a homeless guy in LA who claimed to be on set the day John Ritter died…who went on and on about how Kaley Cuoco was actually doing a sex lap dance in his dressing room for him, as they did before shooting their scenes together, and his heart just couldn’t take it…not because she’s all that hot, but because she was a young tight enough body, and he was married and as you know, at least if you’re married, any new pussy, even fat girls, can be exhilarating…

I don’t know if the story is fact, but I do know that Homeless people usually have a more interesting take on the world..so I am going to pretend it is…

Clearly she is a fraction of as hot as she was back then, but she’s more famous now, so it’s a trade off, and in being famous, she’s got a geek fan base that have probably already seen these pics and framed them in their geek apartments….but I’ll post them for those of us who don’t really care that much…

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2013

13

Aug

Kaley Cuoco in a Push Up Bra of the Day

I guess unlike THIS DUDE , Kaley Cuoco takes her break-ups a little less seriously. Instead of climbing electric towers, to prove a point that “she will do anything for love”…only to get electrocuted and fall off the tower and dying…she puts on a cleavage shirt and a push up bra, unless those are implants and poses with other dudes on twitter, to get a little buzz going, to get people talking, and to piss off her ex, who probably doesn’t care, because they dated for a week, but for some reason everyone talked about it – like they mattered….because they are on TV and in AMerica, I guess that means they do matter.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2013

05

Apr

Kaley Cuoco Cleavage on TV of the Day

I hate TV, unless it is Swamp People, I’m just not down. These fake storylines with canned laughter and shitty jokes, designed to numb the population, dumb them down, make them these vapid fast food snacking slobs being told to buy more shit they don’t need, instead of going out there and living life, or at least expanding their minds just a little.

Wasting away on people who are pretending to be other people mocking all of our intelligence with garbage noise, badly written jokes and storylines for the average retard…cuz that’s what they want you to be…. I just can’t fucking stand the shit.

But I don’t mind when they try to blind me with big fat tits, tits that killed John Ritter, cuz tits are fun under all circumstances.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2013

03

Apr

Kaley Cuoco Doing Yoga for Instagram of the Day

I have a Yoga Fetish. One so bad that I may even join a Yoga class to look at all the girls, and I’m the kind of guy who can’t walk up a couple stairs without gassing out, pretty much having an asthma attack, leading to heart attack, borderline dying like I was John Ritter…..but I am willing to risk my life so stare at girls in amazing poses, wearing tight outfits….

I like Yoga so much I don’t even notice Kaley Cuoco’s gunt at her ears, I’m just takin’ it all in….I’m not even wondering why bitch got her boyfriend or friend to take this pic, is this a move she’s proud of, is this how she seduces her fans, is she good at this? Is this her version of a selfie, who cares I need more yoga…whether it’s a TV star in the shit or not….

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2012

19

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Photoshopped Skinny in Self Magazine 2013 of the Day


Kaley Cuoco is a chunker…I have seen her on that show…unfortunately…at least once…and I know for a fact THAT SHE IS DUMPY, SLOPPY, HARD NIPPLED AND HAS NO MUSCLE TONE ….making me think modern technology is trying to trick me into thinking her killing John Ritter like she was Courtney Love and he was Kurt Cobain…you know to make people sympathize with her and propel her to hit TV shows…hasn’t lead to some emotional eating…depression…chronic fatigue and overall laziness…not that she directly killed him, it’s just that when she was 18 and on that show…she was a real heartstopper…LOLZ…

That said…those days are behind her….but not if Self Magazine has anything to do with it…

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2012

02

Nov

Kaley Cuoco’s Hard Nipples on TV of the Day

Kaley Cuoco- or as I like to call her, the young pussy on set that made John Ritter’s heart go pitter patter until it fucking exploded….back when she was on some Teenage Daughter Dating TV show…before getting fat and joined a nerd show as the babe who isn’t babe enough to ignore the nerds….cuz real babes don’t bother with such easy targets….rocked some hard nipples aiming in a weird direction on TV…and at least a dozen people masturbated to it…cuz that’s what nerds and low grade people who watch this shit do….but hard nipples or not I can’t ignore her weird looking face….cuz she’s not hot….but you probably think she is…loser

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2012

01

Nov

Kaley Cuoco Scary on Halloween of the Day

Kaley Cuoco, or as I like to call her, the young pussy on set that made John Ritter’s heart go pitter patter until it fucking exploded….back when she was on some Teenage Daughter Dating TV show…before getting fat and joined a nerd show as the babe who isn’t babe enough to ignore the nerds…..which is in fact a totally inconvenient name to call her because it consists of too many fucking words….but I got all the time in the world…so here’s the young pussy on set that made John Ritter’s heart go pitter patter until it fucking exploded….back when she was on some Teenage Daughter Dating TV show…before getting fat and joined a nerd show as the babe who isn’t babe enough to ignore the nerd….posting what is probably the worst fucking Halloween picture of all time…wearing a wig, without make up, with bad cleavage, in what I can only assume was one too many glasses of wine decision making….cuz I know she can do better than this…but I guess she figures why bother…nerds are loyal and will like her under any and all circumstances…here’s the pic.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2012

16

Oct

Kaley Cuoco in Esquire Latin America of the Day

I assume these Kaley Cuoco pics for Esquire Latin America are old, recycled and I am not just saying that becasue I think Latin Americans are second rate citizens who are always a few steps behind, slower to the gate, lazier to produce….and the first to take a break when the boss isn’t looking….I am saying that because the pics look familiar….the “Happy Anniversary” on the mirror seems to be in English….

I guess we’ll just have to wait for her fans to call these pics out for being old you know they will know cuz she’s marketed hard to the nerds and nerds are very loyal…so loyal at least one of them has probably wall papered his wall in these pics….so when he smears his ejaculate on the

But since they are new to me I’m posting them – even if I think she’s overrated and boring…she’s in lingerie.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2012

18

Sep

Kaley Cuoco Suggestive Dick Sucking with Lacey Chabert for Twitter of the Day


Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot cuz she thinks her hot ass in tight pants is what killed Jon Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but the truth is his congenital heart disease is what killed him…and that ego she’s developed thinkin’ her looks could kill are all just hype….but she hasn’t figure that out yet since they cast her on a nerd show playing the hot chicks the nerds love….when everyone knows the hot chicks nerds actually love and can talk to without throwing up are generally fat and horrible…I went to comicon this weekend…I know how it is….but maybe I am wrong abotu her….maybe she realizes she’s not amazing and that’s why she simulates giving blowjobs for twitter…and attention…something that works for me.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco|SFW

2012

05

Jul

Kaley Cuoco See Through Boob Pic for Twitter of the Day

They say this is a see through pic of Kaley Cuoco’s boob, posted on twitter, I say that anyone following Kaley Cuoco on twitter, probably sees boobs in everyday things all the time, it is something that comes with virginity and not having ever touched a boob, that makes all things that are attainable worth fucking….from ripe fruit to cold cuts…wet towels to couch cushions….because I’m looking at these pics of the hot girl amongst nerds…who is never hot cuz hot girls are too busy hanging with guys on steroids with tribal tattoos….and I don’t see shit….put your virgin loser nerd who lives at home with your mom playing RPG and other socially awkward games like finding the proton..glasses…and let me know if you do.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco