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2016

01

Feb

Kaley Cuoco’s Panties of the Day

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Fit as fuck Kaley Cuoco flashed her white panties….

She must be pushing 40. She’s a recently divorced crazy person who is making over 100 million dollars the next 3 years, which is absurd, but I guess TV and celebrity still pays…and you don’t have to be that good….or even that pretty…you just have to be in the right place…know the right people…and fake tits..fake tits help..

She’s been looking more fit than usual, like most divorcees…after being divorced they get fit – and it’s as magical as a mom aged woman with millions flashing her panties..

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2016

27

Jan

Kaley Cuoco’s Divorced 100 Millionare Old Breast Implant but Fit Body in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco must be pushing 40. She’s a recently divorced crazy person who is making over 100 million dollars the next 3 years, which is absurd, but I guess TV and celebrity still pays…

Seeing her recently divorced ass in a sports bra on some Jimmy Fallon Lip Syncing show he probably doesn’t deserve, but that makes for good viral content and all the networks are trying to figure out how to make things go viral, navigating this internet thing…and she’s looking pretty fit…

She could be fat…she has been fat…but I guess like many 40 year olds who get dumped for younger women, who aren’t even on TV, going to the gym and starving yourself is key to getting back into the game after having given up on yourself and thus your marriage…

But she’s not…and that may not be fascinating or exciting, but it may be to her fans, even though they probably already have these pictures 3D Printed into a butt plug 8 inches up their weirdo nerd asses…you see she plays the babe on the Friends – The Nerd Version…which pretty much paints a nice picture of the guys who probably love her…

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2016

12

Jan

Kaley Cuoco’s Sports Bra on Instagram of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco gets paid 100,000,000 dollars over the next 2 years of her stupid fucking show that everyone on airplanes seem to fucking watch….because I guess that mindless sitcom format, FRIENDS or SEINFELD, still speak to the human condition, while I look on amazed as these robotic sheep laugh along with the canned laughter to bad jokes…because it’s easy..

She’s the Hot girl in the show, but not the hottest girl in the world, or even the hottest girl in the world, or even the hottest girl in the room or at the pary, but when she is in a sports bra, or carrying her bank statements around with her, you forget that she is overrated, and crazy and can focus on her fake tits. Which is what matters.

It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer to walk her home and read her a bed time story as I stretch out her 100 million dollar pussy with my fingers…

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2015

28

Sep

Kaley Cuoco is Single of the Day

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Apparently, America’s favorite breast implants that killed John Ritter before they were breast implants, at least based on the amount of money she gets paid to play the accessible hot girl in a sitcom based on Friends, but featuring nerds instead of late 90s early 30 year olds in their shitty lives and basic mis adventures…for the simple commoner to grasp…

Well, along with making 100,000,000 dollars the next 5 years, on top of all the money she’s made the last decade of acting in TV shows…she’s also getting a divorce… to some dude she dated from 90 days after being engaged to some other dude….because she’s unstable…

America cares, at least pervert socially awkward dudes who watch Big Bang Theory care, because for some reason, dudes love when the actresses they want to marry who are on their favorite shows, are single…because it gives them hope that they will have a chance, if by some miracle they win the lottery or end up working in Hollywood, where these people who only date their own exist…

I am not one of those dudes, because as a married man, I realize marriage is garbage prison, even when you cheat…it’s like this annoying disease you can’t seem to eliminate, without killing it or yourself…it’s only godo to cash in with…something her next husband will be doing…

That said, I’m more into her selfies..

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2015

10

Sep

Kaley Cuoco’s Tan Lines and Butt Shot of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco rockin’ a tan line for Shape Magazine in a behind the scenes photo that doesn’t matter, unless you’re into tan lines..which apparently people are…because I’ve know strippers, so many strippers, through many decades of my life, so that I’ve got a good sense of what they think looks hot enough under the black lights to land a lap dance, and the one constant, other than herpes and the dream a prince charming will come in and save them is tan lines…I guess because it’s like naked but with underwear…without underwear getting in the way…to really accentuate the genital region..with a “I hang out at the beach because I am healthy”…despite it being a “I hang out in a tanning bed in underwear because the place I go is sketchy and I’d hate to put my bare ass on it, which is saying a lot because i’m a stripper and I put my bare ass on everything for 10 dollars a song”…

Only unlike a stripper, Kaley Cuoco is a huge, definitely overrated, but cast on the right show, TV star making 100s of millions of dollars, something that is pretty nuts, until she brings the down to earth, look “I’m just like you” sexts and weird squats, in a not taking herself too seriously, because she doesn’t have to, she’s rich…kind of way..

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2015

21

Jul

Kaley Cuoco’s Gym Face of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco went to yoga…and it looks like it’s paying off, just not for her face….but who needs a face when you have a 100,000,000 dollar contract for the worst fucking show in the history of TV shows…but that is insanely popular because it is Friend’s with nerds and nerds are relevant now, they land all the pussy..

Even Miranda Kerr, notorious hooker who loves billionaires…is fucking the kid who started Snapchat…he’s he Bieber of tech…and she already fucked Bieber…so whatever…

This is about Kaley Cuoco and her flat stomach..that understands the importance of owning your nude pics..

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2015

30

Jun

Kaley Cuoco, Amy Davidsonm & Lacey Chabert in Bikinis of the Day

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I guess the general public like mindless sitcoms…unless Big Bang Theory is actually interesting comedy..I’ve never watched a full episode, but people seem to fucking love it, which makes me assume it isn’t actually good, it is just designed to talk to the masses at a basic levle so that they can trap in fans and make Kaley Cuoco stupid rich, when actual talent is not able to get work…..

I just assumed it was Friends, for the new generation, formulaic and based on nerd shit, and nerds love nerd shit, even the “hot”nerd girl they market as accessible…

Well, she’s been in a bikini…celebrating god knows what…witch a couple of old friends like her co-star on 8 Simple Rules, with the red hair, who was on set when John Ritter died..and Lacey Chabert, another nerd favorite…making this perfect for anyone over 35…because who the fuck are these girls…who cares they are old in bikinis…and there is comedy in that.

Here’s her 8 Simple Ruiles co-star no one remembers milking their friendship…by posting yoga pics…in a bikini…because people love bikinis..

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2015

29

Jun

Kaley Cuoco Topless for Internet of the Day

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So Kaley Cuoco is an exhibitionist, especially after her phone was hacked and she was pretty awesome in her nudity, from being on the toilet, to whatever the fuck else she was doing, I don’t remember, but you can always google it…it’s the interenet and everything lives forever…

I figure, if you’re an actor who has made a ton of money and just negotiated 100,000,000 dollar deal for the next few years, you might as well givet the pervert audience what they want…you’re paid well for it…

That said, I remember when she was on 8 Simple Rules to Date my Teenage Daughter, before John Ritter died, back a long time ago…I watched it at least once and said “I won’t date your teenage daughter, but I will jerk off to her, thank you network TV for the porn, my interenet is down and I don’t have porn DVDs”….

So I remember the other Teenage Daughter, who was also on the show, but who didn’t end up going onto a huge sticom, but instead did One Episode of Bones…

Her name is Amy Davidson…the other 8 simple rules…where she peaked…to contrast with the Kaley nudity, because you know she’s always in her shadow….and probably hates her for it…and that makes me laugh….

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2015

25

Jun

Kaley Cuoco Swimpants of the DAy

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Kaley Cuoco, the hot chick who killed John Ritter by giving him a heart attack one morning on set of the 8 Simple Rules of Dating my Teenage Daughter, where rule number one was not getting caught by the authorities, because they just won’t understnad the relationship….

Has turned into the hot chick amongst the nerds on some other show that is massively successful and that people love because Friends, when the friends are Nerds, is a good format for a show….and the nice thing is she’s not even that hot…

But she is making 100,000,000 dollars the next three years, on top of everything she’s already made,, while being Kaley Cuoco, you know not a scientist, just a bitch on TV….

And here she is in swim pants, because she’s rich enopugh to wear whatever the fuck she wants to wear by the pool…

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2015

07

Apr

Kaley Cuoco TV Screenshot Pokies of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco is a doughy, possible breast implanted, barely hot, but plays the hot girl on a very popular nerd show, that nerds can relate to, and see her as the girl they want to marry, putting her in a pretty solid position for comicon’s the next decade…better than when she was on that show as a teen where John Ritter died…but mainly because she signed a contract that she’ll make 100,000,000 dollars doing this show…on top of what she’s already fucking made…and that’s a lot of fucking money for someone who isn’t that hot, isn’t that talented….making her the kind of girl you’d want to K-fed hard…

Here are her screencap tits for my birthday, even though I have zero interest in this twat or her tits….

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2015

15

Jan

Kaley Cuoco Hard Nipples of the Day

I guess Kaley Cuoco’s nude scandal, coupled with her being a little bit crazy after killing off John Ritter because she hated Threes Company and how he mocked homos, supported by the fact that she’s going to be making 100,000,000 dollars for the nerd show she plays the hot accessible nerd-friendly chick on…because when you make 100,000,000 dollars for a shitty show everyone loves…you are pretty much set for life…so Yolo…post your hard nipples if you want to…because they are just hard nipples…and nothing compared to the nudes that were leaked of her spreading her vagina a few months ago…

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2014

11

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Topless in Bed of the Day

Kaley Cuoco is one of the highest paid people on TV, thanks to her ridiculously successful show, that just closed a 100,000,000 million dollar deal, because everyone seems to watch and relate to it, like it was Seinfeld in an era when there were only 4 channels to watch..only it is now…and you can do anything besides watching her shit…..making her not really make sense to me…but I don’t hate her, I’ve never seen the show and I’m not a John Ritter fans who thinks she possibly killed him off…if anything I just saw her nudes from The Fappening, and thought she looked great, even when going to the bathroom. I liked that she was fun about it, didn’t have lawyers try to delete them, and now is creating more topless in bed pics, that should be sex tapes, and that may be once the show is over, because girls love attention and I love giving it…

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2014

24

Sep

Kaley Cuoco’s Toilet Pic of the Day

There is a video of Kaley Cuoco flashing her vagina after going to the bathroom as part of the recent hack, I am sure it’s available online somewhere, I am just too lazy to look for it. I don’t even think Kaley Cuoco sent her legal team after the leaked pics, because I didn’t hear from them, and she’s been making social media jokes about it since they happened…I guess she has a sense of humor and realizes that most people think seeing her naked is exciting, I don’t really care for her, I don’t watch her show, I don’t really get off to girls who pretend to be the hot chick amongst the nerds, and who act like the hot chick amongst the nerds, because the nerds are loyal and offer a lot of male attention. I am more into girls who have no self esteem…

That said, I guess this toilet selfie is just a play on the nude leaks you’ve probably masturbated to…and I encourage any girl who embraces the opportunity to be a slut, without blatantly being a slut…

Not to mention, girls taking shits is totally my fetish…usually I opt for the face…but toilet works…as long as it smells….I mean…at least I would be into that if girls actually shit…but the girls I’ve been with don’t…but that’s because they are on a meth diet..boom.

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2014

25

Aug

Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day


These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…

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2014

12

Aug

Kaley Cuoco’s 100 Million Dollar Ass of the Day

I don’t care that Kaley Cuoco just brokered what is apparently a 100 million dollar deal for the Big Bang Theory. I get how Hollywood works, 30% of it is going to agents and management, 50% to taxes. So she’s only left with 35 million dollars…which seems like a lot, but when it was supposed to be 100 million it’s pretty shitty and works out to be 10 million a year.

Hollywood makes stupid money, and every time I am on a plane, which isn’t often but it happens, I would say 50 percent of people are watching this fucking show. It’s some Josie and the Pussy Cat shit…

If they can afford to pay her that kind of money, just imagine what the producers, creators, the studio are making…billions.

It’s only crazy because it is crazy Kaley Cuoco. If she was a CEO of a billion dollar company, it’d be pocket change…I guess killing off John Ritter paid off.

I am sure her husband is pretty happy about this though. He just made 17.5 million dollars and all he had to do was fuck her round ass proper…here’s to winning.


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