Kaley Cuoco wants to introduce you to her horse, because when you make 100 million dollars for 2 seasons of a shitty show that people seem to be really into…you can afford really nice horses…you can use as a prop in your shameless as in riding pant pics. SHAMELESS.
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Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot – because she killed John Ritter on set of her first sitcom….as a sacrificial lamb that created her 100 million dollar a year contract for the nerd show she plays the hot girl – despite being 40…cuz nerds are easy to please….
8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but rule number 3 is watch yourself if she’s the kind of girl that craves fame and attention….cuz you’ll be the first to be eliminated…and she’ll justify it by “dad’s aren’t supposed to do that”…in this incest hating society…
She posted these fitness pics, looking good to me…cuz I’m simple like her career marketing hustle…and like old ladies with implants…
I am not in the mood to write bullshit blog posts on bullshit people – like I do everyday – day in and day out – in this thankless existence….because social media exists so that I don’t have to…and as I fade into obscurity – like I am on the Titanic and I’m the captain and have no choice but to go down with the ship…only instead of an overhyped ship, I’m an irrelevant titty blog…
But then I saw this pic of Kaley Cuoco, who makes 1,000,000 dollars an episode – or more….which takes a bout a week to do…and thought…she’s got it figured out…because she’s turned her irrelevance into cash money….because she’s convined people she’s not irrelevant..even though she’s pushing 40 and not hot…and as she waits around…she takes butt shots for attention…all part of her calculated plan of not mattering but being very expensive in her hot mattering..
Kaley Cuoco flashed her panties….either on her way to the SAG awards or on her way home from one of the parties…and it wasn’t award worthy….mainly because there were panties…we prefer pussy…or pubic hair as underwear…but also because the panties she was wearing were not see through or sheer….and looked more like some kind of flesh colored spanx…depressing for those of use into seeing all pussy – even Kaley Cuoco pussy….but also disappointing because her old plastic surgery ridden face looks terrifying at this angle…but it happened..
100 Million Dollar deal for Kaley Cuoco has been pretty interesting situation for everyone’s favorite old, yet accessibly hot chick on the nerd show….but most interesting for her face that she’s hacked away at….through plastic surgery…
Because she was probably an annoying ego, where she felt she was hot, from the show all you creepers in your 40s remember, that John Ritter show many years ago, before he was dead, and before she was 40 fucking years old and someone we grew up with and now forced to watch scramble…
Marketed as a “teenager”….something we liked…and that we grew up and aged into hell because teens on TV in an era where TV mattered…was what people jerked off to…because it was pre internet….trying to stay “hot”….without realizing how broken down Plastic surgery makes a bitch look….and her dress is semi see through, but no nipples, on the implant tits, so not see through at all…I lied, I click baited, I win at internet marketing…but not at all…cuz I’m not a billionaire.
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I like to shit on girls…it’s a fetish….but not actual shitting because I am the kind of person, despite being disgusting, I like to pretend that people, all people don’t shit. I try to avoid shit conversations, or walking in bathrooms after people shit, it disgusts me….even when it gets on my dick during anal….I am anti shit….
But here’s Kaley Cuoco looking like shit…even though I don’t the mangled faced 35 year olds who look like clowns…I don’t like this aging process, melting faced – but making 100 million dollars in the next few years…
The Women’s Health UK magazine did a feature on Kaley Cuoco – the girl who killed John Ritter with her sex appeal from her first TV show….before working a 100 million dollar deal to close out her Modern Family show…money that she’s used to get a nose job and a boob job – that she’s in a Women’s Health magazine bragging and saying how they have made her life better….so these young girls reading up on their favorite “hot chick in the nerd show – because her hotness is accessible and nerd friendly”…who are already watching the Kardashians rebuild their faces and bodies…saving up for their first face injections…need that extra push to want to go under the knife…to look as good as they can on social media …because when you read up on Women’s Health the takeaway you want isn’t health, fitness, diet tips…it’s how to buy beauty….dumb cunt…isn’t even that hot.
Kaley Cuoco posted this picture of her showing off her fake tits all bent over in some fetish gear….but for some reason, all I see is that midget David from Roseanne in some weird fetish gear and it’s creeping me out….
This is the porn generation and the instagram whore generation, I don’t really need to see some old washed up actress cleavage to get excited. I figure no one actually cares about celebs anymore…its more an era of looking at yourself in the mirror…
But that doesn’t mean her cleavage didn’t happen….in what wasn’t any actual sex dungeon behavior, but rather some behind the scenes of their show – that is not only still on TV after all these years, but that they each make over 30 million dollars a year being on…which is absolutely insane to me based on my opinion of their talent alone, but also because I forgot that network TV existed….and I have a hard time believing people watch network television sitcoms and I don’t think they actually do….but the network doesn’t want anyone knowing that so they keep the lie alive for ad dollars….
They probably have these fetish scenes…where the nerds dress up in leather and Kaley Cuoco butt fucks David from Roseanne with her high heel…probably what is done after filming – because it’s the only thing that can go viral or get attention in this porno filled internet run world…this is the BUTT selfie, or the leaked sex tape, of the network TV world…and I guess it’s got a level of comedy if you can appreciate really awkward and uncomfortable things…and just be happy David from Roseanne isn’t wearing himself some assless chaps…because you know that’s what he wanted to wear.
I think this is for their Christmas special….
Kaley Cuoco, the icon to nerds who watch sitcoms everywhere, pulled her tit out on snapchat – because it’s a purchased tit – and like all girls with fake tits – they love showing the shit off like it’s a new car or something…
It’s some vapid materialistic, shamelessness that fuels our society….
I have only met a handful of hookers who hate their fake tits and it is usually after they’ve had them for years and they are falling the fuck apart from every direction….but when any girl first gets the tits, even with all the pain…they fucking LOVE the fake tit…it’s just when the tits and life let them down…that they
But Kaley Cuoco is making 100 million in the next few years, has already made 100 million, I don’t think much can let her down – but the guys who she burns through – or who use her thanks to where she’s at in finance and career…
As long as she pulls out tits, flashing in a Look at me – cuz she’s an actor and they all want you to look at them…I’m down…with everything going on here…and will be well into her old age…where she’ll still be doing the same stunts…unless she dies of an overdose…
Kaley Cuoco’s got some low hanging shorts on…for those of us who remember when she was low hanging fruit…
She’s old, so it’s safe to assume that this is the middle aged 100 millionaire version of the Ariel Winter shorts up my ass…
It’s like her way of advertising that at 40 or however old and rich she is…she doesn’t have a bush, she still waxes that shit off, unlike her happily / no ones ever happy, married friends…who just let shit go – because they think it’ll keep their pervert husbands off their backs..or cunts…
But what they don’t realize is that BUSH is king, or QUEEN, and that dudes think they hate it because they watch porn, were brainwashed to think it was gross, but when they see it – and smell it and rub it through their fingers like it was Santa’s Beard…they can’t control their pervert selves…
As an advocator of Bush, these pics offend me…but old fit lady pubic bone is a fetish I’m sure..
I understand why people went to live stage shows in the 1940s, because they didn’t have TV, but in this era of internet and social media, I don’t see much of a point for anyone to leave their house at all, let alone to leave the house to see some chick from TV do some stage performance, song and dance, in some slutty outfit, knowing she won’t get naked, when there are options that are far less lame///
Unless that stage show is straight up stripping at a stripclub while I’m drunk and heckling, by girls who don’t want to be on webcam because they don’t realize they’ll make so much more with their nude bodies…you know actually getting naked and not just wearing some silly little shorts…reading some canned script with some called performance that would be embarassing if she didn’t make 100 million a year…
I’m talking vagina in my face for 10 dollars a song…without that – I see no point…
I can’t understand how anyone can sit in an audience, for whatever charity this is, thinking… “this is really enjoyable, acting is so cool, I love how she’s reading canned shit at us, it’s great”…even if they are into Kaley Cuoco….even if the only good thing about it is the fake tits, fit divorced body, and outfit….
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I guess Kaley Cuoco offended feminists….so she turned to Cosmo to show off her fake tits, and say:
“Of course I’m a fucking feminist. Look at me. I bleed feminism. I get equal pay to my male costars on a big show, I have my own home, I’m as independent as you could possibly be.”
Because everyone is a fucking feminist now, even though I’m more into the kinds of feminists who get naked on the internet for free, instead of getting paid to get naked on the internet, because they are sexual beings, taking ownership on their sexuality, all in efforts to really just appease their egos and find a fanbase of men to pander to….
Where as Kaley Cuoco is the kind of feminist who I actually respect, because she’s not a crying for attention telling everyone she’s a feminist because just does her fucking thing and makes more money than you, she’ll have over 100,000,000 in the bank at the end of her stint as the hot but accessible girl on Big Bang THeory…she’s more than just a bunch of CHAPTER 1 Women’s Study nonsense…before she dropped out of school to pursue her ART of sending nudes to pervert men to jerk off to….
Which is too bad, cuz I’d rather be staring at Kaley Cuoco’s Asshole right now…
I was going to call this Kaley Cuoco a love story….because it’s not really a retrospective since it was just one event for her fake tits, you know one outing….and it is more of a love story because she’s with Stan Lee, the nerd leader for her nerd fans….
Which makes the implants way more fun especially since she is recently divorced and you can now have her all you want (lol) and she has signed that 100 million dollar contract that will add to her already stupid amount of fucking money, because they pay her a stupid amount of fucking money, because she’s on the biggest show ever playing the hot girl to the nerds – and she’s not even hot….
I think she’s better now that she’s got fake tits…and has been getting fit after cheating on her husband but still…she’s nothing great…just don’t tell the nerds, because to them, she’s a beacon of hope as television is their religion and guiding light….and she’s with your god…Stan Lee
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Fit as fuck Kaley Cuoco flashed her white panties….
She must be pushing 40. She’s a recently divorced crazy person who is making over 100 million dollars the next 3 years, which is absurd, but I guess TV and celebrity still pays…and you don’t have to be that good….or even that pretty…you just have to be in the right place…know the right people…and fake tits..fake tits help..
She’s been looking more fit than usual, like most divorcees…after being divorced they get fit – and it’s as magical as a mom aged woman with millions flashing her panties..
Kaley Cuoco must be pushing 40. She’s a recently divorced crazy person who is making over 100 million dollars the next 3 years, which is absurd, but I guess TV and celebrity still pays…
Seeing her recently divorced ass in a sports bra on some Jimmy Fallon Lip Syncing show he probably doesn’t deserve, but that makes for good viral content and all the networks are trying to figure out how to make things go viral, navigating this internet thing…and she’s looking pretty fit…
She could be fat…she has been fat…but I guess like many 40 year olds who get dumped for younger women, who aren’t even on TV, going to the gym and starving yourself is key to getting back into the game after having given up on yourself and thus your marriage…
But she’s not…and that may not be fascinating or exciting, but it may be to her fans, even though they probably already have these pictures 3D Printed into a butt plug 8 inches up their weirdo nerd asses…you see she plays the babe on the Friends – The Nerd Version…which pretty much paints a nice picture of the guys who probably love her…