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2014

25

Aug

Kaley Cuoco See Through Bra of the Day


These are a couple very valuable tits. Kaley Cuoco, despite any real acting ability, has managed to secure 100,000,000 dollars in funding over the next 3 years to be part of a stupid fucking show that probably makes 100,000,000 dollars an episode, making her take not all that impressive in the grand scheme of the asshole behind the show making all the money, but in the grand scheme of Kaley Cuoco, who should have probably been working a local amusement park lunchtime stage show for the kids, at least in terms of her acting ability, it is a pretty major reminder than you don’t need talent, you just need a fucking scam that gets you in front of the right audience, which in this case is middle america and nerds, who eat this nonsense up…like I would eat her tits up, even though I am not a tit man….but I figure everyone is a tit man when tits are in their face…

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2014

12

Aug

Kaley Cuoco’s 100 Million Dollar Ass of the Day

I don’t care that Kaley Cuoco just brokered what is apparently a 100 million dollar deal for the Big Bang Theory. I get how Hollywood works, 30% of it is going to agents and management, 50% to taxes. So she’s only left with 35 million dollars…which seems like a lot, but when it was supposed to be 100 million it’s pretty shitty and works out to be 10 million a year.

Hollywood makes stupid money, and every time I am on a plane, which isn’t often but it happens, I would say 50 percent of people are watching this fucking show. It’s some Josie and the Pussy Cat shit…

If they can afford to pay her that kind of money, just imagine what the producers, creators, the studio are making…billions.

It’s only crazy because it is crazy Kaley Cuoco. If she was a CEO of a billion dollar company, it’d be pocket change…I guess killing off John Ritter paid off.

I am sure her husband is pretty happy about this though. He just made 17.5 million dollars and all he had to do was fuck her round ass proper…here’s to winning.


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2014

04

Jul

Kaley Cuoco in a Bikini of the Day

Kaley Cuoco is in a bikini. I guess she’s got breast implants, but if you care about this shit, you already know that, because Kaley Cuoco fans are creepy, die hards and have been following her since before she was the unrealistically hot girl hanging with nerds, that would never happen, even though she isn’t that hot…it’s like the Friends Apartment in NYC being affordable for a bunch of losers…TV magic….they’ve even been following her since before she killed off John Ritter…they are committed…and I’m just posting it cuz of bikinis…cuz one of the most important lesson’s I’ve learned in life is that it doesn’t matter who the girl is, what she’s about, if she has a brain, if she’s cool, or awesome or inspiring…what matters is that she’s half naked..

Here is Kaley working the media in her bikini because she wants you to see her like this..and I’m ok with that.

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2014

20

May

Kaley Cuoco and Her Dog Erotica of the Day

I don’t know if this Kaley Cuoco topless with her dog for instagram is considered erotic, because I don’t find Kaley Cuoco hot in any way, making no pics of her erotic.

I am going to assume some people like it, because she’s on that huge fucking TV show, where she plays the babe amongst the nerds, a character I assume a lot of people who watch that shit are into, and ignore the fact that she helped kill John Ritter…because back on that show, she was hot enough to stop hearts…literally…but then turning 20 happened.

I do know that I like dogs, not sexually, but because they are more human than humans, and possess the traits humans wish they had, mainly loyalty….and anyone who loves their dog, enough to get naked with them, or make them INSTAGRAM is probably not as bad a person as you’d assume she is, even if she’s annoying, and all fucking hollywood…

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2014

07

Apr

Kaley Cuoco’s Bikini on a Swan of the Day

Kaley Cuoco rode an inflatable swan harder than she rode John Ritter the day he died of a hard attack on set of the show they worked on before she got implants…and she decided to post the pics to celebrate…after she got implants that from this angle don’t look like implants, but that maybe I am just blinded by the stupid this shit radiates…who knows….

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2014

24

Mar

Kaley Cuoco Paying Tennis of the Day

This is the kind of tennis match that would probably be better ending with a Monica Seles inspired stabbing…

I don’t know why I hate Kaley Cuoco. I don’t watch the show she’s on, I don’t follow her life, and I don’t really care if she’s been the hot chick amongst the nerds so that she now thinks she’s the hot chick amongst the hot chicks…coupled with getting paid big money to be on the show..

There’s just something about her face, and the fact that she killed John Ritter, that I can’t get over…

That said, here she is playing tennis, one of the only sports I watch because I am classy, but more importantly cuz I like looking up skirts and hearing girls grunt…sexually…

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2014

13

Jan

Kaley Cuoco Uses Twitter to Make the Golden Globes Classy of the Day


Attention seeker – Kaley Cuoco, the same person who allegedly killed John Ritter on set of 8 Simple Rules, before being the average looking girl, marketed as the hot girl on a show I will never understand the success of…but that is insanely successful…and people are locked in and addicted to the shit…has gone and done a hand bra in her fancy dress because she’s a trashy bitch and now that she’s staged a few engagements and actually got married, she’s got limited options to shock and awe…who gives a fuck…just look at the pic.

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2014

07

Jan

Kaley Cuoco’s Wedding Video of the Day

I know there was some controversy about Kaley Cuoco getting married, I didn’t pay attention to why, but here is a video of her wedding, which is more of a sales pitch for her make up artist…where Kaley looks a lot like a fat Britney Spears…

I just hope the only people who masturbate to Kaley Cuoco are socially awkward, aspergeres nerds who like her because she plays the accessible “hot” girl on a really huge show, that I don’t think should be a huge show, but that for some reason everyone watches all the fucking time…making her more relevant than she should be….

I can only assume, like Kaley’s sex appeal, some brain washing is going on….you know all a fucking lie…

She’s annoying as fuck, no wonder John Ritter self destructed on set with her.

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2013

03

Dec

Kaley Cuoco in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

I know that Kaley Cuoco has a huge fan base…not because she killed John Ritter while fucking on set of 8 Simple Rules, but because she is the hot chick on some show about nerds that people love for some reason I will never understand, but blame being mindless idiots…but I don’t get her appeal..she’s just not hot..and I think that this bikini pic, what I like to call the least attractive bikini pic, from an offensive asian symbol tattoo that dates her as being a lame bitch in her 30s, to her menopausal back, to her shitty ass, to the shit stain birth marks on her back, she’s a fucking wreck…and that’s not even going into the fact she’s riding some dude she is married to…and I don’t care about her being in love..or posing with her man like her nerd fans probably care about…I just care how shit these are and that they are a couple I wouldn’t even want to see fuck and I want to see everyone fuck…this is the bikini pic done fucking wrong…but I’ll post it anyway…because there’s something right about all bikini pics.

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