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2014

17

Feb

Karissa Shannon Playboy Twin Twerks of the Day

I don’t know if you remember one of the Playboy twins KARISSA SHANNON …I’m not quite sure she ever really matters…

From what I do remember is that SHE HAD A PRETTY VIOLENT SEX TAPE WITH A BLACK DUDE FROM SMALLVILLE …that went absolutely no where…even though you know she had Paris Hilton Dreams…

I also remember that she had a twin, who clearly got more attention than her, otherwise she wouldn’t be the one doing the SEX TAPES

Well, it seems like she’s been keeping busy getting butt implants and twerking on resort balconies…living the life with what I assume is a rich Boyfriend…since the Sex Tape didn’t really work out for her…I guess when you look like a pornstar, people just expect you to be a pornstar and seeing you bone doesn’t really matter…

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2012

24

Jul

Karissa Shannon’s Retarded and Amazing Booty of the Day

Karissa Shannon posted a picture to Instagram showcasing why she likes getting fucked by black guys, or more importantly why black guys like fucking her, you see for those of you who know nothing about her, she’s a Playboy twin who has dropped her twin, even though twin fetishes are the basis of her career, who took some bad advice from a brother, and MADE A SEX TAPE ….thinking she was gonna be the next Kim Kardashian, not realizing that’s a horrible goal, but more importantly, that dudes hate seeing white girls fucked by black dudes….it worked for Kim Kardashian cuz she’s rich and worked it…..

Luckily…I am not one of those racist white guys who doesn’t like watching black guys fuck the shit out of white whores with amazing booty….If anything I think it is entertaining as shit…

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sex tape clip I posted when it dropped

The world needs these trashy idiot whores who were probably raped by their dad to keep things interesting.

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2012

06

Feb

Kristina and Karissa Shannon Amazing Twin Asses for Nuts UK of the Day

I wonder what went wrong…or right…depending who you ask…in the lives of these twins…you know to make them become tag team strippers at a young age…totally milking the fact that every man wants to fuck twins especially hot trassy blonde ones…all touching each other and posing naked together in magazines like playboy…it’s almost too much for a motherfucker to handle…but I can only assume it started at a young age in daddy’s back shed….and who cares about what’s wrong with them….I’m more into what is right about them, like their big, round, amazing twin asses…and Karissa’s Interracial Sex Tape That’s Perfect for Black History Month ….

These shoot is for Nuts and it is Pretty Nuts…even though these bitches are on the serious tailend of their careers…I approve.

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2011

18

Jul

The Shannon Twins Sluts in Public of the Day

I don’t know if these twins were molested by their father or raped by an uncle, but I think it is safe to assume they were. I am always skeptical when it comes to young girls who get into stripping, then playboy, then porn, before they were 20, even if they have that whole look to them, like they milked male attention their whole life, playing off each other and their twin fetishes, to get free games at the bowling alley and other ghetto trash shit…..and really if they were molested by their father, or raped by their uncle, it’s not all that bad a thing, cuz it taught them the value of whoring themselves and gave them a head start on the skill needed for fucking……in a look at them now….kinda way…while everyone else they dropped out of high school with are meth addicted and blowing themselves up with bootleg fireworks in the trailer park….true story.

I love Karissa Shannon’s ass….and I love watching it Fuck in her sex tape …..

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2011

01

Jun

Karissa Shannon is in a Bikini of the Day

Karissa Shannon is hilarious…..and I love her ass, but I am more into her PORN CAREER where a black dude takes full advantage of the fact that she’s white trash but more importantly, the insecure twin, who craves attention, because she hates that everyone liked her sister better, the kind of trash that ends up getting fucked on camera and paying off the paparazzi for lame bikini pics, when she should really just be taking more loads to her face…Based on this clip I released, She’s a Dirty Girl ….

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2011

09

May

Karissa Shannon in a Bikini of the Day

I have ripped on Karissa Shannon a lot, without giving thanks to the fact that what she does is needed in society…it is what a lot of my fun is based on…and without sluts with hot asses…we’d be in a very uptight, unexcited world…that’s not to say I love her porn work that much…but it is to say that I’m glad it exists and that I can reference the shit, rather than living a life without bitches fucking black dudes on camera to piss off their dad for molesting their twin sister instead of them….Getting naked, whoring yourself, and all the other shit she does is good and I shouldn’t laugh at her obvious attempt to get famous, I should encourage her and tell her she’s one sex tape away from amazing….you know to get her worthless and useless ass back into production…

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2011

03

May

Karissa Shannon’s Whore Fuck Finger in Shorts of the Day

I am the unofficial fan site for Karissa Shannon cuz she’s a white trash idiot and I like watching her FUCK even if it is with black dudes who have brain washed her white trash ass with his dick…maybe cuz he promised her fame, told her it will help her get famous and stand out from her sister she used to do Playboy with, or maybe cuz it’ll piss off her trailer park dad who she is probably trying to get revenge on cuz he molested her growing up…and now she’s got his name tattooed on her fuck finger…

This is me keeping track..


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2011

01

Apr

Karissa Shannon’s Alright in My Books of the Day



Maybe I’m drunk, or maybe I’ve decided to give Karissa Shannon the love and attention her dad never gave her cuz he was too drunk and busy fucking her twin sister…

I know she’s trying to get noticed. I know she’s nothing but a white trash whore with no talent. I know she’s just a pornstar in denial cuz it was with a black dude for added controversy, all in trying to get famous, cuz Playboy didn’t Pam Anderson her, even with a twin willing to get naked, so she will hire the paparazzi herself to get out there and really show the world how to get notcied….half naked and showing off an insane ass.

I think I may be in love….or not….but I do watch her pieced clit getting fucked , cuz interracial never upset me, I’m non-racist like that….FOLLOW ME

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2011

15

Mar

Karissa Shannon Cry for Attention in her Staged St Patrick’s Day Bikini Pics of the Day

Karissa Shannon may be an annoying obvious cry for attention…she’s plays this shit on the most basic of levels…from being one of a set of twins that posed in Playboy to sex tapes to get famous to staged bikini pics to staged tire changing pics to some Pole Dance Movie Scenes….she just gets half naked as often as possible to get people to talk about her and they do fucking talk about her…it’s that easy for a bitch but it’s probably got something to do with her having a great ass that I like watching fuck….

Don’t get me wrong, I am totally unimpressed by this whore, what she does is easy and lazy, kinda like getting naked and doing Playboy in the first place, but whatever, it’s better than looking at my wife putting out themed bikini pics, like these St Patrick’s Day themed bikini pics….Thank God she’s Irish, cuz it gives her something to get half naked for in pictures…Amazing.

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2011

24

Feb

Karissa Shannon in Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

I haven’t decided if I run this site because I am fascinated by bitches who get naked or half naked or even fuck on camera like little porn whores cuz I am a pervert and love pussy – or if I am fascinated that being a naked or half naked or even a fuck on camera whore is all it takes to get famous or noticed these days…It’s like we are that desperate and unhappy in the pussy we get to fuck…that we turn to this trash to get off…even though there are millions of hotter bitches out there…they just aren’t morally devoid and willing to sell themselves like the hookers they are…making them boring in comparison to trash like Karissa Shannon and I think what it comes down to is that I need to spend less time figuring out this obvious quest for fame hustle and spend more time staring at her great ass…cuz really that’s about all the substance she’s got and that substance happens to be pretty alright to loook at, even if she’s embarrassing on all levels…

It still amazes me that these low level bitches with very little to offer other than a good body and a willingness to get naked or fucked on camera get attention for it…It’s like are we that desperate

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2011

23

Feb

Karissa Shannon Whores Out in Leggings of the Day

Karissa Shannon and her twin who doesn’t matter because she was just her sidekick she used to get noticed before taking her career by the reigns of being irrelevant by releasing a sex tape with a black dude and staging endless paparazzi shots cuz I guess getting on blogs gets her off…or maybe because she thinks it is actually working for her…and that more and more fame is coming her way…especially now that no one even knows her sisters name…other than the novelty act that got them into Playboy…something all twins try to break free from when coming up and becoming their own person…especially when the other sister is the more secure one cuz daddy always said he loved her in the trailer park late at night when he was drunk and thought no one else was listening, especailly not Karissa, who clearly developed a complex.

This is not a psych lesson. this is about twin ass in leggings so look at it in the leggings cuz it’s awesome…especially compared to their white trash faces….

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2011

17

Feb

Karissa Shannon Successfully Bottom Feeds of the Day


No, I’m not talking on her black boyfriend/pimp’s asshole…I’m talking in these pics…some staged pictures of Karissa Shannon changing her tire in what looks like a bra…cuz the obvious bottom feeding for attention attempt is a good and as creative as this little slut can get…she knows that doing anything in a bra when she’s paid off the paparazzi is gonna end up getting talked about.

She’s already done the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape …She’s already done Playboy…She’s pretty much done all she can…and is still fucking no where…

It’s obvious, but for some reason, I like watching it, I guess this poor gutter trash from a trailer park trying her hardest is endearing as much as it is fucking pathetic.

This is the only thing good about Hollywood…you know the hustle it makes people take to try to be part of their elite club…cuz so many sluts are created to live out their dreams…Amazing…

The only thing that would have made these pictures better would be if she was having her period in her white pants…Here’s the bottom feed….


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2010

29

Dec

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Pole Dance in Somewhere of the Day

I feel like I may be the official Karissa Shannon Fan Club website….

I post about this bitch always and I don’t even find her interesting….Sure her sex tape that featured her getting rocked hard by a black actor turned drug dealer was alright…but I’m sure it was nothing like how her dad used to stick it to her and her twin sister when they were growing up and learning how to strip at a young age to pay for daddy’s beer….you know how it is in white trash homes.

Here was her exclusive sex tape clip Vivid sent me years ago…..

If anything I barely find her hot…She is just typical, obvious and boring…it just worked cuz she was willing to get naked and had a twin sister who was also willing to get naked….and the whole attempt to get famous like she was Kim Kardashian with a black man sex tape was an alright hustle, if maybe she wasn’t already a stripping, Playboy, getting naked for money attention seeker prior to her officially fucking on camera…

Here she is in some Sofia Coppolla movie called Somewhere that I should be getting paid to promote, but I am not….making some mainstream crossover with her sister…thanks to Heff….which must be exciting for her considering her future is going to filled with throat fucking bootleg midget porn…cuz that’s just what happes at rock bottom…I wonder how much character research she had to do for this one….I mean since she was just playing her stripping whore self…and when it comes to stripping, I never complaining..


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2010

27

Dec

Karissa Shannon’s White Trash Bottom Feeding Ass in Clothes of the Day

I don’t see why anyone would bother looking at pictures of Karissa Shannon in her clothes when you can just watch her Sex Tape….

It’s like this bitch doesn’t fucking exist when she’s walking around like a normal person, cuz all that matters and all that she’s accomplished is that she fucked a colored dude on camera, packaged it and sold it.

She’s beyond useless, despite getting naked and fucking on camera actually being useful in so many way, just not for any self-respecting woman, which in so many ways makes her even more useful…

I am not sure what I am getting at, but I think it has to do with the fact that I don’t really get why I am posting this, when I can just slip in the DVD like you want to slip into her, unfortuanately, I don’t own a TV….not that it matters, I figure if I really want to watch porn, I’ll deal with real pornstars, not nude models trying to advance their useless cunt careers, a strategy that worked out awesome for this idiot…since we all expected this to be the only way her nude model career to go, except maybe her…

Who cares…here’s her trailer trash lookin’ slut ass that will one day end up in the welfare line…cuz you’re into that shit…

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2010

26

Oct

Karissa Shannon’s Bloated Trashy Porn Tits of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that with the launch of the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Karissa Shannon has gone to shit…

I don’t know if this is coke bloat, or meth bloat, or fried chicken cuz the man manipulating her to further his career is black bloat, I just know it’s some kind of bloat that is seriously unattractive bloat….

Shit that makes me happy that her sex tape dropped before she turned into a mother of 5 kids with different dads at the trailer park trying to make ends meet giving handjobs…

This is supposed to happen to gutter Playboy trash when she realizes all she was good for was her pussy and Playboy was her beak….you know a few years down the line, not when she’s at her prime, releasing sex tapes to be the next Kim Kardashian without the team in place to be the next Kim Kardashian, putting all trust into this drug dealer…pretty much taking more of a shot in the dark or a shot from a dark cuz she had no father….assuming that it’ll all work out….She’s a moron and I don’t really care…I just think this is funny…

Luckily some other bitch named Vienna Giradi brought out her tits…..to try to make the whole thing easier to stomach….

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