TMZ has some TOPLESS pics of Kate Upton on a horse…unfortunately for you Kate Upton big sloppy tit lovers, they are censored…

I would have expected her to be the one being ridden like a horse…because she’s built like one…straight from the barn, a little fatter than she was in her race day prime. ready to be put out to pasture…but I’m a hater of all awkward shaped things getting rich from hormone in the foot tits they barely show…mainly because I know she will just end up obese in a few years.

Maybe I’m just a hater, because I am seeing her sitting, or straddling, and instead of me wishing I was the horse she was riding, or even wishing she as on all fours getting mounted, all I see is the worst possible position you can put her in… this is not very beneficial for her body..They should keep her photoshopped….

Now send me the uncensored version….I can handle them.

It is apparently from a COMPLEX SHOOT …and here’s the video:

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Kate Upton was hired to do some campaign for some company I am not going to bother to track down to tell you about, because ultimately, they don’t matter, but luckily their creative director understood a very simple thing when it came to shooting this campaign with Kate Upton…and that is…show off her tits, make her face look pretty basic, but hide that double chin, and at all costs…hide her stomach…loose fitting shirts that are low-cut for the win…cuz when I see Kate Upton like this, her awkward shape, doesn’t bother me, and her sloppy tits are fun to look at…

Don’t confuse this as me endorsing Kate Upton, I already feel like she’s won too much at life and it’s time of her to back seat…

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As you may or may not know, 21 year old Kate Upton has seen better days. Unfortunately, pop culture hasn’t really caught onto how fat and weirdly shaped she is, and dudes everywhere thing her sloppy tits, weird hips, and dumpy ass are worth celebrating, making her one of the top paid Swimsuit models that even the fashion magazine are picking up, despite being as boring and horrible looking as she is.

That awkward body needs to be put out to pasture or shot for her meat…you know to feed a starving African village that loves chubby blonde girls with tits.

To me, she represents all that is wrong with hormones in the food. She’s got the obesity gene and despite fighting it off as hard as she can, obesity is winning, and bitch is a fucking bikini model…

I get people like curves, but these aren’t curves, this is like a fat girl who has melted into some kind of sloppy pile….

She’s now getting gigs in movies…it freaks me out…because I just don’t get it… Overrated, but in her defense, ugly chicks get laid too….they even get married…clearly dudes are easy to please but shit still confuses me…and here’s the reason why.

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I don’t know the source of these pictures, I just know the person should be taken out back and shot, and by person, I mean Kate Upton, because she’s built like a farm animal, and her prime is long gone, she’s already run her best race, and won her last prized pig at the fair ribbon, and it’s time to put her to pasture like the cow that she is…

I don’t mind looking at her massive sloppy tits, but I don’t think she should be getting paid the millions she gets paid to show her tits…

But then again, I have no power, no control, so I might as well just accept it and go along with it…even though it is horrible.

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Kate Upton is overrated because of these tits, tits that look pretty sloppy, and that they should belong on a fat girl, which is convenient, because Kate Upton will be a fat girl soon, it’s just a matter of time, and the hormones in her food haven’t fully fucked her up yet, she’s riding the benefit them, as dudes everywhere celebrate her grocery bag filled with jello tits.

I prefer my tits, at least the ones I pay girls to let me touch, to have a little more perkiness to them, but I get what Judd Apatow is doing here, she’s hyped, she’s loved, this is her first movie role, and acting is a joke that requires no talent, so why not take advantage, before she’s Eating Gilbert Grape, if you know what I mean.

I like how Leslie Mann looks on with excitement, like having sloppy daggers like this is an accomplishment, or a good thing, because small breasted women, like dudes with infant sized penis, envy what they don’t have, even when what they don’t have, is freakish….like Kate Upton.

I’m not a fan, but the pics are pretty funny….I mean she’s in a push-up bra and her tits look like my grannies…while she’s only 19…it’s crazy, just crazy.

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Victoria’s Secret is jumping on the Kate Upton wave of fat, even though they are supposed to be pure and never use plus sized models, no matter how much hype they get, no matter how much the fans want them to, no matter how fat their actual client base is…

I mean they’ve worked years to feature fit as fuck half naked girls, a positive image for girls everywhere to look up to, and the idea of sneaking in this pic from 2011, of Kate Upton pre-obesity, is just despressing…I don’t want sloppy piles of shit in boring as fuck catalogs…I want babes…

I get it though, it’s good for marketing, get people talking, publicity stunt…and really it’s tits in a bra, I got no complaints, even if I hate all Kate Upton represents, since I’m not the restaurant owner of a restaurant she frequents, cuz if I was, she’d be my favorite fatty around.

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Kate Upton is so overrated that talking about how fat and overrated she is is already played the fuck out….you know what more can be said about a doughy looking sloppy 19 year old, who got popular for having abnormal sized tits, that I always knew the rest of her would catch up to, but I guess no one cared about that, because we are an instant gratification generation, who can’t bother worrying about her weird gut and hips, and saggers while still teen, they just wanted her cleavage….

I guess every generation needs an Anna Nicole Smith….busty and fat….I don’t know why we’d need that…but her viral success that’s got her up in fashion magazines like Vogue….tell me a different story…

I’ve always been the guy to say leave the pig in the barn, even when everyone else says, bring the pig out, dress her up, put some lipstick on her, and let’s have a good old fashion pig gangbang.

I’m right and doing the right thing, the humane thing, but they are the masses and they are loving this pig, eagerly waiting hard to have sex with the pig….in an “if everyone’s doing it” kind of way….while I’m happy to sit this one out and be the outsider on this one….

Even if this pig everyone wants a piece of happens to be a busty model making millions…maybe I’m the idiot…but I stand by my morals and values…

All this to say, thank god for photoshop….If you know what I mean….

Here is the video…

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Kate Upton is garbage.

I don’t care what magazines she gets in, how much money she makes, how many movie roles she lands, or how many vats of sperm are filled on a daily basis by dudes looking at pics of her around the world….

All I see is the problem with genetically modified food, or more importantly, the hot busy young girl who isn’t done developing, who starts to end developing, and that end is in a place you don’t want it to be, all fat and shit.

I am pretty sure these are old pics because recycled by Allure for their huge Korean market, hoping some get leaked to the north, to show the enemy that Americans are a lazy breed with giant women used as their nuclear bombs…

Who cares, she sucks.

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