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2013

26

Mar

Katie Price Dressed Like a Horse of the Day

Katie Price is a pretty hysterical character that I am glad exists. Not only because she made herself famous for having big, stupid clown tits, but also because she inspired a generation of busty girls to celebrate those tits in hopes of one day being an empire, albeit a trashy, pink, tacky barbie dream house, empire, built on showing titties, and that alone is worth celebrating.

Also worth celebrating, her 5 year anniversary of her equestrian product line, a product line you can assume makes the stuffy horse stable filled with the elite, a much fluffier, gay bar, experience.

The exciting part of the story, is that she got dressed up for the event, in what is both the most appropriate and most ridiculous outfit.

I would have appreciated a little more tit, considering she has a lot of tit to give…or a little more horse tail butt plug to really secure me horse fetish, a fetish that confuses me but sometimes, like this time, a fluffy pink horse costume is all you really need.


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2013

21

Jan

Katie Price Topless on the Beach of the DAy

So apparently OG Glamour model Jordan…who really wasn’t OG at all…Since these trashy topless models have been around forever and aren’t really going anywhere…she was just part of one of the most recent revivals of the “art” of getting stupid implants and letting people take pics of them….because they are so freakish and fun….go remarried….and she honeymooned the only way she should….showing off her stupid as fuck implants that have made her a multi millionaire numerous times over….tanning topless….even if having tits this fake…even when topless….is like wearing a shirt…or at least a novelty set of tits from the costume store….but I’ll still mark it NSFW…cuz they are weird and shouldnt be stared at directly…

All this to say…I miss Peter Andre or whatever the last ex husband was…that gay was hilarious….

Remember people, topless or not, Jordan doesn’t matter.


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2012

21

Nov

Katie Price Fun See Through of the Day

Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…but she did manage to make millions with these circus freak looking implants…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s accomplishing more than most women with no shame, dignity, or a fucking soul accomplish in their lifetimes….She’s paved the way for a new generation of Glamor models….and now she’s kinda been off the radar the last few years….so it is nice to see her low level, cry for attention in the form of a sheer t-shirt…her marketing strategy…makes me believe in a better tomorrow….she’s a hero for all future generations…Jordan Katie Price…we need statues in your image to fucking worship….you fucking low grade…amazing goddess…


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2012

12

Nov

Katie Price for Katie’s Boutique Lingerie of the Day

Katie Price is rockin some lingerie…for her own lingerie brand…cuz she is the best self promoter of all time….she took being stripper trash with the dumbest fucking abnormal…almost comical implants to the next level…by turning herself into a abnormally huge breasted brand…which as far as I’m concerned is more fun than all the other brands out there…even though she’s old…her body is boxing out as she’s menopausal…and she looks a lot like a transgendered in a youtube video before her suicide….but I’ll still endorse her hustle – cuz it is hilarious…

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2012

24

May

Katie Price Playing With Cock in Vegas of the Day

The other day Katie Price was in Vegas with some dude and she was playing with his dick over his shorts for the paparazzi…because she is a whore who is only known for her stupid fake tits, that lead to a sex tape, that is now a billion dollar empire, all underserving, but funny that it happend, because it shows how pathetic the world is, especially in the UK, filled with white trash Chimney Sweepers who live in caravans, trying to buy her stuff, to match with their fake tans, fake hair, hoping one day they can be a female living the drag queen life….everday.

Good times but only cuz I think she’s amazing.


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2012

07

Mar

Jordan Katie Price Modeling Her Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Jordan Katie Price is always Hysterical in her ridiculousness that I appreciate for mor than the fact that she looks like a fucking tranny now, because I’ve been watching her and her ridiculous tits all these years, sacrifice any integrity or self respect, in a go big or go home kind of way that she took fucking literally….and now she’s a billionaire who looks like this, shamelessly promoting bullshit, and you know what…I love it….From her Sex Tapes to her ridiculousness….she deserves all she’s got….from being awesome…even if she looks like a fucking tranny now….


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2012

09

Feb

Katie Price/Jordan’s Intentional Leather Skirt Upskirt cuz She’s Amazing of the Day

Katie Price is my favorite. She is the perfect balance of trash, slut, pornstar, tranny, exhibitionist, rich bitch, money maker, brand, clown, freakis tit, hooker, for me….

It is like she’s mastered the art of being a piece of trash, slut, pornstar, tranny, exhibitionist, stripper, rich bitch, money maker, brand, clown, freakish tit, hooker….there’s no way any other bitch will ever compare…

Sure there are imitators but like a Hermes Purse…they can never beat the real fucking thing…

I have followed her antics for as long as I can remember….and I’m not stopping now…as long as there is Jordan Katie Price…there will be me in the corner watching…She is my queen.

As good as this upskirt pic is…. TOPLESS BEACH PICS ARE FUCKING LEGENDARY

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2012

01

Feb

Katie Price Amazing Upskirt of the Day

I love Jordan Katie Price and I want to be her friend. She’s an example of elegance an class hidden behind serious trash and it is almost clown-like and riduculous. She is essentially a tranny show but made with a vagina…over the top and hysterical…without all the guilt and questions when you’re done fucking it….Her fake tits are amazing…she did them right…not of these d-cup implants…let’s bring these fuckers to their full potential…if I’m gonna invest lets make sure they matter….and that kind of genius is the reason she’s a billionaire glamor model…peddling everything….like a fucking brand….bigger than her fucking tits…

Most importantly, she inspires inspires so many aspiring sluts…she is their leader….they are her legacy…and she still manages to pull getting into car stunts like this….reminding us…she knows how to work it good….much better than most semi-retired, washed up menopausal bitches I see in line buying diapers at the pharmacy…..

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2012

27

Jan

Katie Price Wholesome White Panties of the Day

Katie Price is a classy, elegant, very wealthy woman…so of course she’d be wearing white underwear like she’s never been in a sex tape, like she doesn’t have the stupidest sized fake tits, like she didn’t make her money being a whore, like she never strapped on a dildo and fucked her husband up the ass, and all other things that make her the biggest pile of trash I want to cuddle up against and burry my face in her horrible tits…..

I’m just disappointed there’s no herpes blister pussy pussy stain….why is puss-y spelled pussy – it’s fucking with my head….here is the panty pic

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