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2013

26

Mar

Katie Price Dressed Like a Horse of the Day

Katie Price is a pretty hysterical character that I am glad exists. Not only because she made herself famous for having big, stupid clown tits, but also because she inspired a generation of busty girls to celebrate those tits in hopes of one day being an empire, albeit a trashy, pink, tacky barbie dream house, empire, built on showing titties, and that alone is worth celebrating.

Also worth celebrating, her 5 year anniversary of her equestrian product line, a product line you can assume makes the stuffy horse stable filled with the elite, a much fluffier, gay bar, experience.

The exciting part of the story, is that she got dressed up for the event, in what is both the most appropriate and most ridiculous outfit.

I would have appreciated a little more tit, considering she has a lot of tit to give…or a little more horse tail butt plug to really secure me horse fetish, a fetish that confuses me but sometimes, like this time, a fluffy pink horse costume is all you really need.


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2013

21

Jan

Katie Price Topless on the Beach of the DAy

So apparently OG Glamour model Jordan…who really wasn’t OG at all…Since these trashy topless models have been around forever and aren’t really going anywhere…she was just part of one of the most recent revivals of the “art” of getting stupid implants and letting people take pics of them….because they are so freakish and fun….go remarried….and she honeymooned the only way she should….showing off her stupid as fuck implants that have made her a multi millionaire numerous times over….tanning topless….even if having tits this fake…even when topless….is like wearing a shirt…or at least a novelty set of tits from the costume store….but I’ll still mark it NSFW…cuz they are weird and shouldnt be stared at directly…

All this to say…I miss Peter Andre or whatever the last ex husband was…that gay was hilarious….

Remember people, topless or not, Jordan doesn’t matter.


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2012

21

Nov

Katie Price Fun See Through of the Day

Jordan Katie Price is a fucking icon….or at least at least her tits are….or maybe none of her is an actual icon…but she did manage to make millions with these circus freak looking implants…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s accomplishing more than most women with no shame, dignity, or a fucking soul accomplish in their lifetimes….She’s paved the way for a new generation of Glamor models….and now she’s kinda been off the radar the last few years….so it is nice to see her low level, cry for attention in the form of a sheer t-shirt…her marketing strategy…makes me believe in a better tomorrow….she’s a hero for all future generations…Jordan Katie Price…we need statues in your image to fucking worship….you fucking low grade…amazing goddess…


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2012

12

Nov

Katie Price for Katie’s Boutique Lingerie of the Day

Katie Price is rockin some lingerie…for her own lingerie brand…cuz she is the best self promoter of all time….she took being stripper trash with the dumbest fucking abnormal…almost comical implants to the next level…by turning herself into a abnormally huge breasted brand…which as far as I’m concerned is more fun than all the other brands out there…even though she’s old…her body is boxing out as she’s menopausal…and she looks a lot like a transgendered in a youtube video before her suicide….but I’ll still endorse her hustle – cuz it is hilarious…

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2012

24

May

Katie Price Playing With Cock in Vegas of the Day

The other day Katie Price was in Vegas with some dude and she was playing with his dick over his shorts for the paparazzi…because she is a whore who is only known for her stupid fake tits, that lead to a sex tape, that is now a billion dollar empire, all underserving, but funny that it happend, because it shows how pathetic the world is, especially in the UK, filled with white trash Chimney Sweepers who live in caravans, trying to buy her stuff, to match with their fake tans, fake hair, hoping one day they can be a female living the drag queen life….everday.

Good times but only cuz I think she’s amazing.


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2012

07

Mar

Jordan Katie Price Modeling Her Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Jordan Katie Price is always Hysterical in her ridiculousness that I appreciate for mor than the fact that she looks like a fucking tranny now, because I’ve been watching her and her ridiculous tits all these years, sacrifice any integrity or self respect, in a go big or go home kind of way that she took fucking literally….and now she’s a billionaire who looks like this, shamelessly promoting bullshit, and you know what…I love it….From her Sex Tapes to her ridiculousness….she deserves all she’s got….from being awesome…even if she looks like a fucking tranny now….


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2012

09

Feb

Katie Price/Jordan’s Intentional Leather Skirt Upskirt cuz She’s Amazing of the Day

Katie Price is my favorite. She is the perfect balance of trash, slut, pornstar, tranny, exhibitionist, rich bitch, money maker, brand, clown, freakis tit, hooker, for me….

It is like she’s mastered the art of being a piece of trash, slut, pornstar, tranny, exhibitionist, stripper, rich bitch, money maker, brand, clown, freakish tit, hooker….there’s no way any other bitch will ever compare…

Sure there are imitators but like a Hermes Purse…they can never beat the real fucking thing…

I have followed her antics for as long as I can remember….and I’m not stopping now…as long as there is Jordan Katie Price…there will be me in the corner watching…She is my queen.

As good as this upskirt pic is…. TOPLESS BEACH PICS ARE FUCKING LEGENDARY

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2012

01

Feb

Katie Price Amazing Upskirt of the Day

I love Jordan Katie Price and I want to be her friend. She’s an example of elegance an class hidden behind serious trash and it is almost clown-like and riduculous. She is essentially a tranny show but made with a vagina…over the top and hysterical…without all the guilt and questions when you’re done fucking it….Her fake tits are amazing…she did them right…not of these d-cup implants…let’s bring these fuckers to their full potential…if I’m gonna invest lets make sure they matter….and that kind of genius is the reason she’s a billionaire glamor model…peddling everything….like a fucking brand….bigger than her fucking tits…

Most importantly, she inspires inspires so many aspiring sluts…she is their leader….they are her legacy…and she still manages to pull getting into car stunts like this….reminding us…she knows how to work it good….much better than most semi-retired, washed up menopausal bitches I see in line buying diapers at the pharmacy…..

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2012

27

Jan

Katie Price Wholesome White Panties of the Day

Katie Price is a classy, elegant, very wealthy woman…so of course she’d be wearing white underwear like she’s never been in a sex tape, like she doesn’t have the stupidest sized fake tits, like she didn’t make her money being a whore, like she never strapped on a dildo and fucked her husband up the ass, and all other things that make her the biggest pile of trash I want to cuddle up against and burry my face in her horrible tits…..

I’m just disappointed there’s no herpes blister pussy pussy stain….why is puss-y spelled pussy – it’s fucking with my head….here is the panty pic

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2011

22

Dec

Katie Price’s Crazy Panty Pants of the Day

Jordan Katie Price is amazing. She is like a living, breathing novelty toy….the kind of thing you blow up and give to a friend on his bachelor party as a joke….only she’s real life….alive and breathing…sure I can’t attest to her pussy being anything more than a fleshy, dead, corpose rotting thanks to the years of abuse…but I can say she wraps it up hysterically in some of the stupidest pants I’ve ever seen and for some reason, seeing this tranny who isn’t a tranny tran out brings me great joy….some panty that are leggings with a fake tan goodness…it is fucking glorious…

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2011

08

Dec

Katie Price is a Classy of the Day

Katie Price has an awesome fucking tan….she must have just got back from a month long vacation…or possibly a year long vacation cuz I haven’t heard shit about her in about a year…because you don’t get this glamorous and crackwhore from the projects in a blonde win chocolate milky from applying some orange colored bronzer….and you know what…she deserves a vacation…she works hard being a billionaire…and she represents every thing a woman should be…so girls….take it in and let her guide you with her genius in style, career, self-worth and powerful woman stance….and it all starts with ridiculous implants.

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2011

07

Dec

Jordan Katie Price Classy in Shorts of the Day

Katie Price is the queen UK Glamour Model….to me the other one’s don’t even fucking exist, despite all the titty pics they release of them on the regular….sure they are just as trashy as this bitch…but they just will never amount to Katie Price in terms of hilarious fake tits….small little body…homosexual husbands….tranny inspired fashions…..and plastic surgery…they will always just be second rate and that’s why Katie Price is a fucking brand….with private jets and the most diverse kinds of products with her name on the sit…making her some kind of billionaire…leading me to believe her fake tits and willingness to fuc on camera and more importantly fuck the right people…led to this dreamboat living the dream…I wanna motorboat.

Seriously…look at this shit…walkign down the street…how is this human…it’s like someone took every sex dream I’ve ever had and made it some obscure reality…this can’t actually exist…it must be fantasy…I think I’m having a stroke….

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2011

26

Jul

Jordan Katie Price Skinny Leg Tranny with Big Tits of the Day

I was at some pool club filled with the more ravaged looking women I’ve ever seen.

Most were strippers with fake tits, but with that comes girls who just hard party…serious fucking trash that looks 40 at 25, haggard as fuck, with sloppy loooking pussy stuffed into their bikini, and ridiculous fake tits on a skinny little body from all the not taking care of themselves thanks to a need for speed and other hard drugs, leaving the skin on their legs and ass all hanging off them and unhealthy, on the verge of a walking corpse, but with a serious love for house music and ridiculous dancing….and tattoos…

It was on some biker looking gutter shit, that I feel Jordan Katie Price has channelled into her daily life, cuz despite all the polo matches, private jets and money, she’s just a dirty, gutter, haggard, useless and fake titted as them…she just sucked the right cock…while these girls I saw just suck any fucking cock….

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2011

11

Jul

Katie Price is a Ruins Polo With her Whore Pussy of the Day

If you’ve been wondering where Jordan Katie Price the billionaire cuz she had stupid tits at a time the blue collar working class scene in the UK was really into big tits and made her a rich and famous whore….has been hiding out…your investigation ends here…she’s gone all blue blooded, not cuz of a titty implant infection, but cuz she’s penetrated the upper crust of society, like it has penetrated her so many times to get to this point, and she was invited to a charity polo match…

Look at the way she’s rubbing her vagina all over that horse…and then that bike…and later in the locker rooms all the participants..This pig prostitute has single vagina-edly tainted the sport of polo.

I love that her shirt says “Inspire”…what a fucking joke…I mean depending on what she is trying to inspire…which I can only assume is to turn men gay…or to motivate little girls to feel inadequate and get the biggest set of fake tits they can that will in turn make them rich and famous….making them a better investment than a college degree….use your money wisely sluts in training….

I watched her sex tape the other day.. google it….she sucks. Literally and figuratively..but maybe I just hate her cuz I hate fake tits…especailly novelty sized ones that make a bitch famous…cuz it makes me comtemplate getting myself stupid fake tits, cuz I want what comes with being famous, mainly the money, but I’d never be able to save 5k, I’d rather spend it on hookers and cocaine….fun is always my downfalll…

Here’s Katie Price. Classy.

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2011

30

May

Katie Price “Jordan” at the Pool in a Bikini of the Day

Katie Price is a fucking joke of a person, but for some reason I am fascinated by the fact that she got famous, solely based on a set of stupid fake tits….but then I see her doing this kind of bullshit at some public pool for the paparazzi, from tattooing her 5th husband’s name onto herself, to pool dances games in hopes of finally getting that gig on Dancing with the Stars she’s been fighting for…and the whole thing is as entertaining as it is pathetic….and I guess that makes the whole thing amazing, mainly cuz she’s half naked…cuz I don’t give a fuck about the inner workings of a bitch who named herself Jordan….I’m more into staring at her clownlike, attention seeking tits…..while laughing about her retarded half black baby….but that’s just cuz I am sick in the fucking dick.

She may be old, but her titties aren’t, and that’s gotta count for something…at least that’s what she’s hoping….

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