Katie Price is rockin some lingerie…for her own lingerie brand…cuz she is the best self promoter of all time….she took being stripper trash with the dumbest fucking abnormal…almost comical implants to the next level…by turning herself into a abnormally huge breasted brand…which as far as I’m concerned is more fun than all the other brands out there…even though she’s old…her body is boxing out as she’s menopausal…and she looks a lot like a transgendered in a youtube video before her suicide….but I’ll still endorse her hustle – cuz it is hilarious…

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The other day Katie Price was in Vegas with some dude and she was playing with his dick over his shorts for the paparazzi…because she is a whore who is only known for her stupid fake tits, that lead to a sex tape, that is now a billion dollar empire, all underserving, but funny that it happend, because it shows how pathetic the world is, especially in the UK, filled with white trash Chimney Sweepers who live in caravans, trying to buy her stuff, to match with their fake tans, fake hair, hoping one day they can be a female living the drag queen life….everday.

Good times but only cuz I think she’s amazing.

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I love Jordan Katie Price and I want to be her friend. She’s an example of elegance an class hidden behind serious trash and it is almost clown-like and riduculous. She is essentially a tranny show but made with a vagina…over the top and hysterical…without all the guilt and questions when you’re done fucking it….Her fake tits are amazing…she did them right…not of these d-cup implants…let’s bring these fuckers to their full potential…if I’m gonna invest lets make sure they matter….and that kind of genius is the reason she’s a billionaire glamor model…peddling everything….like a fucking brand….bigger than her fucking tits…

Most importantly, she inspires inspires so many aspiring sluts…she is their leader….they are her legacy…and she still manages to pull getting into car stunts like this….reminding us…she knows how to work it good….much better than most semi-retired, washed up menopausal bitches I see in line buying diapers at the pharmacy…..

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Katie Price is a classy, elegant, very wealthy woman…so of course she’d be wearing white underwear like she’s never been in a sex tape, like she doesn’t have the stupidest sized fake tits, like she didn’t make her money being a whore, like she never strapped on a dildo and fucked her husband up the ass, and all other things that make her the biggest pile of trash I want to cuddle up against and burry my face in her horrible tits…..

I’m just disappointed there’s no herpes blister pussy pussy stain….why is puss-y spelled pussy – it’s fucking with my head….here is the panty pic

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Jordan Katie Price is amazing. She is like a living, breathing novelty toy….the kind of thing you blow up and give to a friend on his bachelor party as a joke….only she’s real life….alive and breathing…sure I can’t attest to her pussy being anything more than a fleshy, dead, corpose rotting thanks to the years of abuse…but I can say she wraps it up hysterically in some of the stupidest pants I’ve ever seen and for some reason, seeing this tranny who isn’t a tranny tran out brings me great joy….some panty that are leggings with a fake tan goodness…it is fucking glorious…

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Katie Price has an awesome fucking tan….she must have just got back from a month long vacation…or possibly a year long vacation cuz I haven’t heard shit about her in about a year…because you don’t get this glamorous and crackwhore from the projects in a blonde win chocolate milky from applying some orange colored bronzer….and you know what…she deserves a vacation…she works hard being a billionaire…and she represents every thing a woman should be…so girls….take it in and let her guide you with her genius in style, career, self-worth and powerful woman stance….and it all starts with ridiculous implants.

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Katie Price is the queen UK Glamour Model….to me the other one’s don’t even fucking exist, despite all the titty pics they release of them on the regular….sure they are just as trashy as this bitch…but they just will never amount to Katie Price in terms of hilarious fake tits….small little body…homosexual husbands….tranny inspired fashions…..and plastic surgery…they will always just be second rate and that’s why Katie Price is a fucking brand….with private jets and the most diverse kinds of products with her name on the sit…making her some kind of billionaire…leading me to believe her fake tits and willingness to fuc on camera and more importantly fuck the right people…led to this dreamboat living the dream…I wanna motorboat.

Seriously…look at this shit…walkign down the street…how is this human…it’s like someone took every sex dream I’ve ever had and made it some obscure reality…this can’t actually exist…it must be fantasy…I think I’m having a stroke….

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