Katrina Bowden had her moment at the top in American Reunion…where she played some bimbo who I don’t even remember if she got naked or not….but she was better to look at that Tara Reid…despite loving Tara Reid and being more that willing to lick off her genital scabs…the new blood is a little less haggard and doesn’t require stuffing her uterus back inside her half dead party body….
Well now she’s made the big move to pretending to work out in the weakest of ways for Old Navy…and like all girls working out….I am totally into watching….squat, sweat, stretch…..almost hot enough to make me go to the gym…but they don’t consider jerking off in the gym…a trendy workout routine…even if it is my only work out routine…
Maxim hates me so I am not sure how long these pics will be on the site, even though they used to buy traffic off me, cuz they didn’t get how this motherfucker right here was 5 times their size on the internet….and I hate Maxim…cuz their shoots suck, they are bottom feeder and they feature chicks who hardly fucking exist, even they are hot or not….
I mean this Katrina Bowden chick was in American Reunion, she had her 5 minutes, she looks good, but really, a Maxim Cover Girl…I guess it’s better than their usual “Hometown Hotty” who they don’t have to pay….cuz bitches love being in magazines…
The whole this is a bit of a joke…you know obviously they got Katrina Bowden, she thought American Reunion was the big break and now she’s gotta work so people don’t forget…and Maxim…Maxim will take whoever the fuck they can get….I bet they wish it was still the 90s more than Pam Anderson’s liver….and Jenny McCarthy’s ass…and Carmen Electra…and David fucking Hasslehoff….it’s always sad when the new takeover….
Katrina Bowden was some whore from American Pie Episode 40, let’s milk this brand as fucking hard as we can because that’s what you do when you’re hollywood and find something that worked in the 90s and actors that haven’t worked since the 90s who are into making another million to help them ride the next decade…..and she is hot and really being part of that shit that I can only imagine was shit…really propelled her into some amazing OPPORTUNITIES THAT EXPLOIT HER HOT BODY …..like hitting up fashion shows during Fashion Week like she’s doing here…
Weinstein Company Made Me Remove the Preview Clip Because They Don’t Want You to See the Movie….
I walked by the movie theater and saw posters for Piranha 3DD and I was kinda offended that this shit existed…only because the concept is so fucking stupid…that the first one should have never been made…but that succeeded hard enough for a second one to be made…making me really question humanity…..
Sure, I get it, scary shitty movie with nudity is always a winning combo…but sometimes the concept is so retarded it should be censored…and instead this Piranha 3DD is getting international distribution…mocking Hollywood and the Film Industry as a whole…calling it out as a joke….
Since I won’t be seeing it, I’m glad someone leaked the best part of it to the internet…and that is Katrina Bowden asking to have a dude cum inside her…while rocking hot coinslot looking cameltoe….maybe I get why this movie exists after alll…
Katrina Bowden is some girl who was in the American Pie movie that just came out tha my idiot friend unfortuately saw and has since fallen in love with and talks about her pretty much everyday – asking me to find him more pics of her and the whole thing is both unhealthily creepy and annoying….Firstly, American Pie sequels don’t deserve this much talk and secondly, Katrina Bowden isn’t that hot….especially not when dressed like a cheerleader who looks less like a high school or college girl I want to fuck but a mom who enjoys her pilates so much that she can pull off this halloween costume for all the other moms to stare at angrily….cuz they are fat and mom bodied….
Who really cares….I’m only posting this for my friend. I’m nice like that.
Katrina Bowden has been around for a while…. I FIRST POSTED HER IN HER BIKINI IN 2009 …..and she even got STRIPPED DOWN IN HER PLACE but since I don’t watch TV, I have no fucking clue who she is….which would explain why she’s in FHM….a magazine…like Maxim…I am surprised still exists…relying heavy on the low levels looking for fame…and when they have asses like this…I start to kinda understand why they haven’t shut down yet….hot ass, half naked, no matter who it is, is relevant and worth lookin at…simple fucking logic….Here’s the video.
It is spring break and I missed it because I was in bed dying of AIDS or a cold, but more importantly, cuz I hate Florida and Cancun, as trashy as I am, I have no interest wasting my time to go Van Wilder, you know giving out herpes to passed out slutty coeds like it was my job, which I like to think it is my job, since I don’t actually have a job….in either of those places…since both those places represent hell to me…throw in dumpy Jersey Shore loving 21 year olds, and it makes it fucking worse…cuz either I’m old, or I just don’t have patience for retarded bitches, there’s just too much hate in my soul, boiling up in my blood, to just go with it…even if sex is the end result….I get angry too easily….especially at shitty girls….you know the real idiot kind….
But this bitch Katrina Bowden who I’ve Posted Her in a Bikini Before doesn’t seem to mind it, probably cuz she’s getting paid to be there, and she’s wearing a bikini top, and it’s so fucking exciting, I think I just shit myself….
The NBC execs are still trying to trick you into watching 30 Rock and it may or may not be working, because bitch is in these bikini pictures and although she doesn’t have very nice full lips or a bouncy booty I’d want to watch pop, she’s not fat and since that is so rare in America, that makes her good enough to get excited over and by excited over I mean she’s worth jerking off all over even if she’s not all that special or all that famous or successful and is just one step up from a nobody…
I refuse to watch anything that has to do with Saturday Night Live because I hate that fucking show. So I’ve never bothered with the Tina Fey show 30 Rock and never fucking will. I don’t like ugly women to begin with and although appreciate that they brought this piece of pussy on board to distract us from the scar on her face, I still won’t get sucked into the shit, even if they are trying to become the next Seinfeld in ratings by sending her on trips with her ugly friends to get paparazzi on her ass so that she becomes a household everyone wants to fuck and in turn, who everyone will watch on this bullshit SNL spinoff shit all you assholes love.