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2014

19

Aug

Katy Perry at the Water Park of the DAy

Katy Perry went to a water park. She brought her big tits. She wore a bikini. She made a video and despite never being into Katy Perry, ever, in the history of Katy Perry, I can appreciate her tits, like I said earlier, never judge boobs by what they are attached to.

That said, she is kind of growing on me in her old age, I mean she’s like 90 in popstar years, and I don’t dislike her for her bad music, even though her music is real bad at all, and she seems to be more down to earth and reconnecting with old friends…giving them work…and more importantly, well aware that her music is a fucking joke that just makes her a ton of money and is worth spewing all over the minds of the youth, like a porn dude spews on the faces of daddy issues…not because he wants to…but because he has to to afford that corvette and cheesy tattoo..

You get what I am saying…in all that is horrible about Katy Perry, and what she does to society, she’s got at least two redeeming qualities…that look pretty good as they bounce….

That’s all I have to say about that.

TO SEE PICTURES OF HER BIKINI FALLING OFF AT A WATERPARK IN 2012 – CLICK HERE

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2014

31

Jul

Katy Perry’s Hot Tits Take Their Vitamins at a Drag Queen Party of the Day

One of the best lifestyle photographers out of LA, goes by the name RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH …where he goes to all the it parties, takes great pics and shares them with us commoners not invited…

He went to some Drag Queen’s birthday party, that Katy Perry was also at…and she was wearing a tight dress that made her tits look awesome, and it makes me wonder why she doesn’t let RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH be the only person to take pics of her…

You see I’ve known of Katy Perry since she was just a hipster in LA…and I’ve seen her tits get more and more famous…but for some reason…she just never looked good to me. I found her ugly, sloppy, even a monster…up on some Lady Gaga – we scammed the world shit…

But every pic RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH gets of her…I fall in love with..and want to ejaculate on…either he’s good, or she’s good, she just hasn’t been documented very well.

Derek Hough and some other Dancing with the Stars trash was there, because he’s gay, you knew this from his dancing career, if you even know who Derek Hough is…and he busted out his homo dance moves because that’s just such an LA thing to do.

You see if you haven’t been to LA, it’s a cheesy fucking place where all these people stroke their own egos and think they are talent, and they compete to showcase said talent, even though they are already rich from their talent.

It’s like a massive horrible Bar Mitzvah, everywhere you go…and the entertainment..is equally as bad…It’s nice to see she’s reconnecting with her roots…

Here’s her new music video:

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2014

10

Jul

Katy Perry in a Bathrobe Eating Pizza for Rony’s Photobooth of the Day

I’ve been friends with an amazing photographer named RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH for a really really really long fucking time…I’m thinking we first met in 2007.

RONY has been good friends with Katy Perry since before she was famous, probably around the same time, he was doing LA nightlife photography, and she was a girl doing LA nightlife…

She went viral, achieved massive success, and I guess unlike a lot of cunts I know, maintained friendships with her old friends…

One July 4th, they all went to Disney….THE PICS WERE JUST RELEASED

I am not so excited by people at Disney, or Disney adventures, because Disney doesn’t remind me of good child hood memories, but rather of molestation and exploitation….

I am excited by girls in bed eating Pizza, so whether this was Katy Perry and or not, I’d probably still post them…because Girls Eating Pizza…is fucking sexy always…

I am also excited by RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH pics, because he takes hot pics of babes on the regular…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEIR DISNEY ADVENTURE CLICK HERE

It’s some documentary, lifestyle, living life coverage that may or may not make you hate your life…and that may or may not remind you that Katy Perry’s got great tits…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEIR DISNEY ADVENTURE CLICK HERE

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2014

19

Jun

Katy Perry Eyebrows of the Day

Here are some weird fucking Katy Perry bleached eyebrows to haunt your fucking dreams tonight…and it is a solid distraction from her dumpy lower body…it’s like the tits of her face….

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2014

16

Jun

Katy Perry Upskirt of the Day

Apparently this is Katy Perry flashing the world her ass on the side of the road for the paparazzi…because she had some “tire issues”…and I am not talking about her belly because when your a slob dumpy bitch…like a slob plumber…you don’t realize your ass is hanging out of your pants…

I don’t know if this is big news, I don’t know if this is exciting, because I don’t give a fuck, but I’ll post it anyway…cuz I am pathetic….and so is her ass..

TO SEE THE PAPARZZI PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI
CLICK HERE

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2014

29

May

Katy Perry is the Old Fat Miley of the Day

You know a discussion went on that involved “Miley is hot right now, let’s speak to that trend and shape this show to be on the same level of production value in order to really leave our mark on the youth…they have expectations”….and some ration motherfucker on the team said “but don’t you think Katy is too old and fat to pull off what some 20 year old Disney kid is up to, won’t it look like she’s reaching hard”….only for the powers to be to conclude that she’s got at least one more tour in her that she can pull it off, and even if it flops, at least they know they will sell out the show…

I mean I am all for girls pushing 30 who scammed the LA Scene into thinking she had enough talent to turn her into this massive success, even if she’s not hot, not talented and her music suck. I mean I appreciate a good scam when I see one…

I am also all for mom’s or women mom-aged dressing like they are 18, trying to compete with the youth, but that’s just because I like seeing some squeezing into tight clothing…that should never happen, but that takes a girl who sold her soul, with no shame to really pull off…

I mean Katy Perry is making over 1 million dollars a night..and really she’d be doing it for free…this is her dream coming true and it’s worth participating in….

I just find it a little thirsty….

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

21

May

Madonna and Katy Perry together on the Cover of V of the Day

I am surprised the internet hasn’t broken under the pressure that happened when all eyes were directed to V Magazine for this shoot they did with Katy Perry and Madonna…in the same fucking picture…because I guess they are doing an issue on the longevity of record label produced pop music garbage the uses two talentless twats with big enough tits as their figureheads…because ultimately, what really matters is just how much fucking money these girls make for everyone around these idiots, when it they could have used anyone they pulled out of a dumpster to play the same part…

I don’t know if this is good or bad, a big deal or not, I figure that both these idiots are at a stage where they don’t fucking matter, but I felt that way all a long…probably because I am not a raging homo who buys into this bullshit…but I guess a lot of people are…

I think it would have been better if this was a documentary of a death match…

Posted in:Katy Perry|Madonna

2014

08

May

Katy Perry Crotch Shot of the Day

Katy Perry flashed her panties that Diplo sniffs….while on stage and while performing and I don’t think anyone really gave a fuck because there was no labia involved and we are in a generation where girls wear panties for pants and post nudes of themselves on snap chat for me to save for ever because of the loophole…it’s no big deal…even if Katy Perry is big…

Now, I know what you’re thinking, how can Diplo have sex with Katy Perry, with that doughy body, and the answer is simple…I would too..

Not to mention he used to bang a bunch of questionable groupies back when Katy Perry was his groupie he was too cool to fuck, before she was famous she was a hipster…and now I guess she’s getting her revenge or payback or “look at me now I’m famous and not just some dumb fat pimply girl in the club” tits…even thought despite her fame…she’s still dumb fat pimply girl…

TO SEE ALL THE CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

19

Feb

Katy Perry’s Boobs Don’t Save this Time of the Day

It’s no secret that Katy Perry has big tits…It’s also no secret that Katy Perry has masterminded the mainstream by becoming their puppet thanks to strategic moves…and I want to make it clear, there is nothing wrong with selling out…being rich and famous is validation and allows for a great life…but I will say that her music fucking sucks…and when se’s not showing off her tits properly…so does her bad skinned face…not that it really matters…but I expect more out of people who get paid to look good…If I wanted something like this I would have fucked the weird loner girl with bad skin and a bad body no one talked to in high school…oh right..I did…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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