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2016

15

Jul

Katy Perry Paid Lots of Money for This Olympic Song of the Day

It’s nice to see that NBC paid Katy Perry a shit ton of money for their Olympic video, because they have to pay someone and it could have been worse, it could have been Taylor Swift singing about how an Olympian Athlete once left her for another girl, and despite his gold he’s a zero to her….

It’s a terrible fucking song, a terrible sports moments edit, a terrible experience for all, but I guess that’s an appropriate way to celebrate the number one Amateur athletes in the world, based on each country sending their 2 best….even if said country has the 10 best in the world…logical..

I guess what I’m saying is where are her sloppy, non-athletic tits…but here she is in a face mask…

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2016

04

Apr

Katy Perry and Dolly Parton Compare Tits at the Acm Awards of the Day

Katy Perry and Dolly Parton performed Jolene together and I am only posting this very shitty quality video because I liked my caption, headline, clickbait…because I imagine that’s what happened backstage.

As a Dolly Parton fan, I love her music and her massive tits on her small frame…while being a great singer songwriter…with massive tits…I like everything she does..and as Katy Perry non-fan, her music and talent is the worst, I only like her big tits, and not even that much…they are just sort of their, they come stock with the cankles…I figure tits on tits is the tits…or something…

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2016

01

Mar

Katy Perry Sports Bra with Her New Boyfriend of the Day

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I always wonder why people get excited by the penis that any popstar is putting in them….

All these people cycle through the same people, which is probably why herpes are rampant.

So whether Katy Perry is fucking Orlando Bloom or Taylor Swift or Diplo or whoever else she’s dated that I can’t think of…oh right Russell Brand…they’ll all be at the same parties, in what is just one giant, horrible, rich kid high school….you know since they have the maturity of a 12 year old thanks to being rich and coddled…

I guess the media just hypes it up, and people don’t actually care, since they don’t even really want to fuck Katy Perry or her big sports bra tits…I mean they would if they were there to be fucked…but tits on snapchat and instagram are far more appealing…and accessible…

You know, celebrities…fucking suck. They aren’t cool or interesting…so let’s hope one of them gets AIDS…but not Hollywood AIDS that doesn’t kill you…80s New York Gay Aids….just to eliminate what the world doesn’t need…which is more of this noise, coming out of more of these assholes…

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2016

26

Feb

The Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey of the Day

I used to have a doll that I got at a dollar store that looked like Jon Benet Ramsey, so we took a series of index cards and made weird signs with weird Jon Benet Ramsey quotes that we put in her hands…like “FIND ME”…. as we’d have drunken gatherings, Jon Benet eventually lost her limbs and become BEATRICE,

This was my first girlfriend Beatrice – she was real sweet. #flooded #basement #finds

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I’ve always felt a deep connection with the story of a girl exploited by her parents who just disappeared..

Well the internet thinks she’s grown into Katy Perry, because Illuminati, and Katy Perry’s dad is some weird Evangelical, so nothing weird there…

I’ve seen a bunch of these the last few days…it’s a funny theory..

Where is the “MAKING OF THE MUDERER” ARMCHAIR DETECTIVE 10 PART SERIES ON THIS….

I guess what it comes down to is – who cares..

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2015

25

Nov

Katy Perry for H*M Holiday of the Day

I wonder how much H&M paid Katy Perry to create a song for their Holiday campaign, and to create a music video for their Holiday campaign, but I am going to assume it was a fucking lot..

I am not sure if you realize what I am saying here….H&M hired Katy Perry to create a jingle for them, to star in a commercial for them, which is some serious fucking selling out…

Here I though that Katy Perry was an artist, with artistic integrity, so committed to her art..that she’d never cash in as aggressively as possible, making her make even more money that Taylor Swift did, like some kind of commodity..

I never thought that the daughter of an evangelist, scamming religious people, you know real believers into making him money, would be anything but someone doing her hustle for the love of performing..

There was no way she was cashing in on a viral song “I Kissed a Girl”…that resulted in strategic moves that allow her to still exist…Because as you know, Katy Perry is a fucking scam, she’s got big tits, but she can’t sing, she can’t dance, but people buy into her cartoon like movement, product…because people are mprons…and believe she’s more than just a puppet used to sell product.

At least she looks like she’s having fun, while winning as a badly dancing monkey…because why would she be be anything but having fun…making millions in one afternoon…

It’s so fucking Crazy….no, H&M didn’t pay me to post this, but I wish they did, because like Katy Perry, I want to sellout too…

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2015

12

Nov

Katy Perry Jesus Freak Fan VS her Dad of the Day

THis video is amazing to me. Mainly because one of my favorite things in the world is crazy Christians. The kind who protest Adult stores. They kinds who think everything is the fucking devil and that society is doomed. The ones who are so deranged in their Christianity that they will do Non-Christian things to fight for Christianity…because they are so fucking misguided…

Like this woman, who found rockstar Dad, who is some kind of Evangelical minister, which means he scams people out of money for fake healing because he understands how to manipulate desperate people, a lesson he taught his daughter Katy Perry, who is clearly the devil, as this woman who found his ministry points out…

I like that she’s filmed the whole thing and uploaded it…maybe it’s a practical joke…or maybe…this is what she believes Jesus wants her to do..And I guess what it comes down to is how hilarious rock and roll minister’s neckpiece is…and I guess her passion and anger…I love “She is a Satanic Woman Who has Led Millions to Hell”…

Sometimes, I forget people like this exist…in this porned up world…with internet access…I am amazed they still exist….I love….the “Your daughter is wicked”…As his daughter makes 120 million a year…more than he ever expected to make scamming people with his ministry…I am amazed people still believe in god…instead of just living a fun life…

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2015

11

Nov

Katy Perry Vagina Definition of the Day

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Katy Perry was in Dubai performing recently, and she didn’t get taken out back and stoned to death like she was from Dubai and dressed like this big girl in a little leotard…that showcases everything that I love…fat pussy definition…because Katy Perry, unlike a girl in Dubai, is a huge star from America…and this is how American women dress in Arab countries…because they don’t give a fuck about the cultural norms, if they can’t handle her…and her vagina definition…fuck em…

And I guess what I am saying is that despite feeling sadness for Katy Perry, a hipster who made it to the mainstream, only to have her fake friends who surrounded her then, really surround her now…in a “I’ve known you since day one”…never really knowing who to trust…or if these people would have stood by her if the party stopped…since everyone is vapid…and I guess Katy Perry could be too…but it’d be hard to believe seeing as she made 120 million dollars last year..and as we know from the Kardashians..that takes brains, strategy, a good team…and not talent…which works for Katy Perry…and if you’ve seen her dance, and sing, you’ll know what I mean..

I guess she’s just taken her evangelical father’s lead and tricked the people in…using religion tactics…applied to everything anti-religious like Katy Perry…

What I’m saying is that I don’t hate it…

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2015

28

Oct

Katy Perry Raped By Madonna’s Bigger than Russel Brand’s Cock On Stage of the Day

One thing that people don’t realize about popstar trash is that they are really just fucking groupies..

Any of these “famous” people are so obsessed with other famous people and the famous person scene that they’d do anything to participate with them…even if it makes them look like fat sluts doing stripper dances…on stage…in a “silly” and “funny” way…when really old cunt Madonna is just trying to make the bitch who she sees as bootleg competition look like the groupie cunt she is…

It’s like Madonna just wants to assert her confidence and show the world that she owns these new popstars…whether they are Britney or Christina in the 2000s or Katy Perry now…they all work for her…as she mounts them on stage like a dog in the dog park…because that’s really all these idiots are…they just get paid well for their bullshit..

I don’t know when this concert happened, but I am embarassed for no friend Katy Perry…because she has no friends…and feels the need to do this…because she doesn’t understand being mocked nad being included…as most people with no friends trying to fit in can’t grasp..

Here’s Russel Brand Shitting on Katy Perry….

Here’s his massive cock…

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2015

26

Oct

Katy Perry for Hilary Clinton’s 68th Birthday of the Day

Hey Donald Trump supports, you know you’re out there, you half retards living in your double wide, black mold infested trailer park, working your shitty job 60 hours a week only to remain poor because that’s the actual American Dream, where people like Trump, a fucking reality star, feed you nonsense your ignorant ass loves to hear, keeping you an ignorant idiots, while feeding their own ego, now that they’ve fucked models and made millions or billions…all to leverage morons for their own rich person agenda…

Seriously, if you go to the country club as “President of the USA”…the other rich people treat you with new found respect, and the pussy…the pussy thrown at you…legendary…far greater reach than just being a billionaire sleazy motherfucker with stupid hair…

Here’s Katy Perry taking a political stance, as an “artist” and I use that word loosely, I mean she’s a hipster party girl who had a viral song that hit…thanks to big tits and being in LA, the hub of entertainment..no necessarily good entertainment…but entertainment none the less..

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2015

19

Oct

Katy Perry Concert Porn of the Day

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It is safe to say that this is probably Katy Perry’s best photo….because she’s got big tits that distract from big everything else…I’m talking about her cankles and belly…but I guess it is safe to say that she’s clearly aware that she’s barely talented and awkward at best…even if her ego and all the love, money and screams she gets tells her a different story…she knows the truth deep in her soul…and the only way to give her audience their money’s worth is to show them tits…aggressively…it’s like “I showed my tits, they can’t hate me”….

She is Gangnam Style….you know a viral song that turned into a fucking career before people really understood that viral songs an videos are supposed to last 1- 5 days not 10 years….

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2015

15

Oct

Katy Perry Butt Flash in BRazil of the Day

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Katy Perry wears short skirts and thick panties as part of her costume for her tour…it’s like she’s a high school cheerleader…who left her high school body in the dumpster like it was unwanted baby on prom….and instead spent 10 years eating badly and thickening up…so that she looks like a middle aged secretary or customer service rep at the office Halloween party after one too many cocktails…getting freaky…thanks to years of oppressing her inner slut…

I don’t think Katy Perry is that hot of a performer, I find her clunky, but she’s got a warm soul…surrounded by people who look like they are taking advantage of her, even if they are from her past…because she spoils everyone…probably out of guilt of being as successful as she is…it’s like “That Kissed a Girl Song was a Joke…How the Fuck Did this Empire Happen…Let me fly everyone to luxurious trips to celebrate this nonsense that is my life”…only she never invites me…

But at least the internet lets me look up her skirt..

Here’s a Katy Perry “Sexy Tribute” on Youtube…

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2015

30

Sep

The Serious, Probably High Katy Perry Fan of the Day

Here’s Katy Perry mocking ore dealing with one of her fans who Katy assumes is on MDMA, losing her fucking shit, because the fan is losing her fucking shit, as she can’t stop grabbing at Katy Perry and kissing Katy Perry…because I guess Katy Perry doesn’t really believe in liking being kissed by a girl univited…that’s rape…but luckily for Raiiaiaiae, she’s not a boy, because if she was she’d be charged for rape….but since she’s a girl…everyone can giggle….

I guess the Kissed a Girl shit is just a song…or maybe she’s just trying to deal with the high as fuck fan….memories of her days as a raver…

Either way, I’m slow on this video, these things happen when I spend my days not caring about what Katy Perry and her big tits are up to…

Here she is being funny because she’s a joker…living solid.

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2015

28

Sep

Thick Katy Perry Flexibility of the Day

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This is probably some of Katy Perry’s most fascinating work….

Sure, that’s not saying too much because to date, Katy Perry has never impressed me.

Yes, she’s got big tits, but so many girls have big tits, and if anything her garbage music and awkward dancing was more offensive and comedic than anything and the fact that it went viral, established her as an “artist”…with a massive career is in and of itself amazing, fascinating and confusing…

But, the fact that she can grab her heels like a stripper or hooker trying to get in position to get fucked as deep as you can go with your small dick, on stage, while standing, like some kind of ballerina, who isn’t thick as fuck, while wearing a leotard…is bigger and more important than anything she’s done to date…

It’s one of those things, that has forced me to be a fan..this is incredible…

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2015

11

Sep

Katy Perry Panty Flash of the Day

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Katy Perry posted a panty flash on her instagram with a fetish dude…and it was not very magical because I couldn’t zoom in and see stray public hairs or the definition of her vaginal lips or even the gunt of fat about her pussy that usually moms in their 40s get, but that Katy Perry has managed to pull off due to her awkward dancing and need to keep her tits since it’s all people care about when it comes to her…

I know, shocking, you’d think “I kissed a girl” was worthy of being forever immortalized in a stone monument somewhere for it’s genius catchy lyrics in a time of early lesbianism….you know a real cultural moment…and not just candy coated garbage pop…

I don’t hate Katy Perry. She’s lovely..I just like calling her fat.

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2015

09

Sep

Katy Perry on All Fours of the Day

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The internet is freaking out because Katy Perry got her handprints in what I assume is the hollywood walk of fame, because I guess as an LA party girl, who probably walked Hollywood BLVD with her girls buying their silly raver outfits for their club nights, it’s probably a big deal, worth the price they charged her for it, because now, she’s eternal and can inspire other mainstream raver chicks to fuck the right dude in the right band to introduce her to the right people as that is how it pretty much happens…

I mean, I get the whole tits busting out of her top, that she knew was going to be the position she’d be in, and probably why she wore the dress…because everyone give this old lady popster with some of the worst music more attention on her big day! It cost her money…now notice…

I don’t think Katy Perry is a horrible person, I think she’s a horrible performer and don’t get her, but feel sorry for her knowing that no one actually respects her or her music and only care because she’s famous…if she wasn’t famous, she’d just be the weirdo at the club….

That said, your instagram and facebook must be blowing up with Burning man pictures, as they “Burners are back”…and Katy Perry was a “Burner” this weekend and she posted one of her Mad Max, creepy in the desert not dessert outfits, and all I can see is her short thick legs…

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