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2024

08

Mar

Katy Perry in her Whale Tail Corset Outfit of the Day

Katy Perry is launching a new album because she’s got a boner after seeing how much Taylor Swift has made on tour and in her mind and probably the mind of most, Taylor Swift’s a fucking fraud imposter and she hates her…

But these are celebs and they’ll dick suck each other with their fake smiles and fake caring about each other, when really they all hate each other….

I don’t know if Katy Perry knows she’s old and washed out and that she has been a pretty disappointing clunky cankle pop star all these years…because people bought into her bullshit.

I do know that she thinks she’s hot, probably on Ozempic….and basically walking around in a corset dress with her visible g-string, like it’s the late 90s when Katy Perry was 45.

I think she’s posing with Kesha, who also is on Ozempic and no longer as fat, and for those of you who don’t know, this duo, pre-fame, were little hipster party girls who went to coachella and other hipster events trying to make it…and eventually making it….but apparently she’s with some chick named Karol G.

I find this repulsive, it’s like a pig bitch trying to be fuckable at the farm because the pig bitch is the only fuck hole within miles….but you probably like it.

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2024

23

Feb

Oh No, There are Two Katy Perry’s of the Day

Katy Perry, who has somehow gamed the system so hard that she became a huge pop star….and TV Host…probably has something to do with her mother’s family being billionaires, but maybe I’m just RICH KID HATIN’….

It really more likely has to do with her being a demon and this being part of some satanic agenda or witch craft, because I can’t imagine a world of normal people willing to make this creature a star pop performing….

Making all that top level pop star money all while being a clunky ass awkward and unlikeable pile of shit…EVEN with the tits…

But the world has terrible taste and don’t know better….and unfortunately for us, Katy Perry is dropping a new album to try to get that Taylor Swift money and that means more selfies…

So that will include TWO OF HER…which is DOUBLE the painful than just one of her, but I guess the good news is she’s got a reflection and that she hasn’t cracked the mirror like she fucking should….

Either way, too old to slutty selfie, but still slutty selfie-ing, because she’s detached and delusional and doesn’t realize she’s old as shit…

That’s not a hot body, but I don’t think it ever really was…just tits and a bunch of fame whores buying into it…

BORING…

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2024

20

Feb

Old Lady Katy Perry’s Tits in a Tennis Outfit of the Day

Katy Perry may be one of the clunkier pop stars I’ll never understand, but thanks to her brain washing and her ability to properly execute sonic warfare or witchcraft on the unsuspecting audience, tapping into their minds and making them become lifelong fans of hers…..she still exists….and is stupid rich.

She posing in some tennis outfit with the big tits, which have always been the only thing we’ve ever given a shit about Katy Perry, that Kissed a Girl song was offensive, profiteering off the dykes of the world for some shock value viral song that should have stayed a one hit wonder….

It makes me ask what kind of dystopian satanic hell, or simulation do we live in where they decided that Katy Perry doesn’t have enough visibility, but instead should be maximized and thrown onto Network TV….THIS DYSTOPIAN HELL…

I like tennis and I like tits and have the ability to erase Katy Perry from the pic to focus on the important things…..even if they are old…

Katy Perry, despite being old is releasing another album…cashing in on that people making people rich through tours….and it will be offensive, more offensive than this…

I’ve never found her hot, so I don’t find her hot now, yet here I am posting it. The power of tennis outfits…THE POWER OF TENNIS OUTFITS!

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2024

15

Feb

Katy Perry Gets the Titty Top of the Day


Katy Perry is clearly crying for attention because the kind of celebrity that Katy Perry is relies heavily on crying for attention.

She was the awkward girl at the hipster party who wanted to position her as a star, so she made it happen, because you need that level of delusion or insecurity to make those moves, it probably helps that her family are billionaires.

Anyway, someone back then saw the big tits, thought it was a solid strategy to make her awkwardly take on pop like some kind of circus clown and through it all she’s been zero impressive.

Her songs, her dances awkward, everything about her dog shit, but good enough for the hive mind to suck it up like she sucks off Orlando Bloom and or the other gay dudes she’s dated…

She’s rich as shit, just announced quitting American Idol, releasing a new album and being that 40 year old mooch fuck with the tits that have carried through it all..

Her 40 year old face has that porno botched look, but it’s better than she used to look, so make that make sense….

She got the black sheer top nerd treatment where you can potentially see her nipples and nipples on tits are fun…even when they are Katy Perry’s…cuz they are tits….and really, thank god Katy Perry’s got tits….

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2024

22

Jan

Katy Perry’s Disgusting Wizard Shit for the Nerds of the Day

Katy Perry is like watching a girl fucking one of those alien dildos because they are either into Sci/Fi fantasy or lesbians scared of actual dick shaped objects and feel some dragon looking dick makes more sense for their weird fucking aesthetic.

I don’t like sci-fi/fantasy and have been weirded out by the cosplay, comicon, nerd group at the college level for as long as I can remember. If a movie has fairies or dragons or even Tinkerbell in it, I’m going to write it off as trash designed for the autistics who can’t get pussy, you Star Trek fanboy freaks…

Katy Perry, in being one of the lamest popstars to ever accidentally happen, continues to push really dumb ideas, this time with her pointed elf ears and antennae….either playing some sort of alien, or some sort of bug hybrid, which makes the most sense, because she’s a fucking cockroach of a celebrity….just never dying, always thriving, even after a nuclear holocaust, because she sold her soul so fucking hard she’s forever….unfortunately.

She’s still got tits, 40 year old mom tits….with her husband Orlando Bloom, who is clearly just a loser actor who doesn’t realize that he could do far better than Katy Perry in terms of hotness…there’s a whole world of pussy out there you Aussie fuck.

I don’t know if this is a “I’m old and played out, my face weathered, so I’ll do some weird mask to divert from that”….or if it’s actually her being a lame nerd catering to lame nerds….I just know I hate it.

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2023

08

Nov

Katy Perry and the Green Screen of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that when it comes to Katy Perry and green screens, she’s better off being in the morph suit they get the PA’s to wear when shooting scenes where they need to make objects float…

You know, so that they can erase the pig from the frame…

In conclusion,Katy Perry sucks. A viral one hit wonder who managed to make that one hit last for decades…WITCHCRAFT!

Here she is in a Madonna style bra top….MONSTER

Too much Katy Perry, must go purge now….

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2023

22

May

Katy Perry Titty Dress of the Day

I guess it was the American Idol Finale that no one cared about, some fat Hawaiian dude won which I guess was a big deal, since Hawaii isn’t really America, at least probably not according to Native Hawaiians the land was taken from….but I don’t care about that…

The unfortunate highlight of the show that only BOOMERS from trailer parks probably watch was Katy Perry’s outfit choice…..it’s a sheer stripper dress with her tits busting out, her big high wasted hide the c-section scar panties visible….all less dumpy than she’s typically been over the years, probably on the celebrity designer weightloss drug OZEMPIC,

SO despite finding old lady Katy Perry as sad sack of bullshit who scammed her way to the money making top because she’s related to a billionaire family of globalists and she was placed there to push the gay agenda of kissing a girl, pretending it was just viral and not calculated where the desperate for fame Perry went along with it because these people sell their souls to get the credit and money they feel they deserve…

I’ll still look at her big ORLANDO BLOOM tit.

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2022

08

Nov

Katy Perry Voted Republican of the Day

It’s voting day in America, which I just think is marketing hype because all these politicians who shouldn’t be running anything, are working for the same people, and are just being used to manipulate you and your minds, to make you feel miserable then hopeful, while they all get richer and richer, because it takes the same kind of scumbag to put himself in that position of “civil servant who can make them laws work for me” and rarely do they care about the people…but they fucking LOVE when you fight amongst yourself about them like a bunch of fucking sheep idiots.

Well, along with the celebrity politicians that polarize people over dumb issues like killing babies, or stealing freedom, while funnelling the money into their own pockets, they recruit celebs to keep the controversy, the drama, the division alive….

Today, wet dead fish of a pile of dog shit Katy Perry has posted her vote, which is RARE for a celebrity to do, so there must be a back story, or a reason for this, oh right, to get people talking, to make people mad, to push the RED WAVE they want, it’s all puppetry and you’re the fucking suckers.

So the Republicans are so excited that Katy Perry voted Republican, even though the dude is running as a demoncrat, it validates them, like when Elon took over twitter, like dude’s not the anti-christ…you simple minded fuck and triggers the libtard as he braids his multi-colored pubic hair attached to his WOMAN BALLS.

If Katy Perry is showing you her vote, endorsing a person, it’s because her handlers she sold her soul to want her to.

Remember, she dressed like a fucking vaccine and pushed that shit, and likely inspires all the Drag Queen story times, she’s not fighting for the right dude, if there is even a right, or a left, it seems like it is just a lot of noise, with one main goal, KEEPING you a fucking slave.

She did turn off her comments on this post though. Fascinating….puppet mastery in action!
Her caption:


I am voting for a myriad of reasons (see the news) but in particular because Los Angeles is a hot mess atm. #letsgocaruso #yestomeasure28 #yestomeasure1 #doyoubutjustuseyourvoteok

Which is pretty fucking true, so let’s see all the brainwashed NPC libtards who think all Christians and all Republicans are demons start screaming in rage at the Kissed a Girl propagandist.

I remember a time when we’d just talk about her tit, those were the good times.

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2022

24

Oct

Katy Perry’s Broken Face of the Day

I don’t know when this video is from, or if it is actually Katy Perry, because Katy Perry is the kind of celebrity popstar who rapes are brains with her shitty fucking music, and I hate her for it…..I DO NOT CONSENT to knowing every word of I kissed a girl….YOU MONSTER….

I know that this video is going viral and people are wondering why her face is glitching out like this, is she a robot, a clone, a person in a faulty mask who replaced Katy Perry like some kind of High School Mascot…these idiots are interchangeable…..and the real Katy Perry is either dead or 400 pounds….is she vaccine injured rocking some Bells Palsy but that’s a pretty depressing vaccine injury for someone like Katy Perry, it’d be better if she was more a “died suddenly” on stage, you know if it is a vaccine injury, make it fucking count!

Unfortunately, it’s probably just her make-up bugging her eye….and that’s hardly the satanic conspiracy I’d like it it be…..

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2022

03

May

Katy Perry Big Tit of the Day

Katy Perry is some satanist elite from a very rich family who managed to pretend that she was a popstar, not very well by the way, but people bought into it, because the radio told them so, not because they actually liked it, it’s some sort of witch craft that they do to us, casting spells, making money, and creating things like Katy Perry.

She’s consistently depressed me as a celebrity knowing that she managed to game the system at the level she gamed the system….in her early concerts of awkward dancing and annoying singing, the kind that I think legit rapes your brain and that no one has cancelled her for not having my consent to put those sound waves into me violently like it was a raging strap on….

I should sue.

But in her depressing me, she’s had big tits, and tese are heer big tits, getting ready for yet another satanic ritual, satanic hangout amongst her satanic peers who are all the worse people in the world, that we’ve managed to make think are the best people in the world…that’s on us I guess.

Seeing her strugglee to fit the big tits into the gown doesn’t bother me so much, so this MOM, who is NOT a MILF by my standards because I hate her, more a MILF if you can K-Fed her, still has solid tits that I’ll look at, no matter how many baby blood transfusions she had to take to get here, you know cuz tits are fun to look at….EVEN Katy Perry’s.


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