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2017

06

Mar

Katy Perry Week Old Big Legs of the Day

Katy Perry posted a picture of quinoa in her teeth…complaining about none of her friends telling her about the quinoa in her teeth…because celebrities are surrounded by suck ups who fear upsetting them and losing their positioning, so they just play it cool, tell tehm how great they are and would never say “you got food in your teeth”….that’s why celebs are so alone and weird in their existence….they can’t trust anyone, they are lonely, and all they have going for them is lots of money to distract from the emptiness that is their life….

Not so exciting, why look at her teeth, no one needs to see that dirty shit, when we’d rather look at her tits, because her large tits they make her really large strong legs in a revealing outfit at the Oscars before she cut off her hair…since that’s apparently a very important story in the media…because the media fucking sucks….

Here’s a video of her titty shake..

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2017

24

Feb

Katy Perry See Through of the Day

Katy Perry is a bit of a monster…but her thighs aren’t as bad as they used to be. I guess she’s been paying attention to her life, her look, being 30 and scamming the fuck out of the world into making her more than a one hit wonder is….pretty fucking incredible. A lot of brainwashing the people went into her career and the least she can do is pay back by working out everyday, getting botox to try to stay youthful, in order to keep the stupid money rolling in…

I am not against Katy Perry, she’s just been raping my ears for a long time, and like a girl who is adducted by a creeper who locks her in his garden shed or basement…eventually the rapist because your friend, someone you look to with fond memories, even though he’s a fucking rapist…he feeds you, you rely on him, you’re friends…

She’s a big girl…but looking less big…and less big is a good thing as it lifts it’s dress up at me…what a silly girl, riding high…rich as fuck…famous as fuck…from Hipster trash to this…what a story….no one should care about….what they should care about is her tits…THE tits are her goods.

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2017

23

Feb

Old Hag Katy Perry at the Brit Awards of the Day

Katy perry must be pretty old by now…and people surprisingly still like her….and buy into her and make her more stupid millions than she really deserves..I mean according to me….but I guess the reality is she probably deserves more than the millions she’s made on her shitty music…because other people are getting paid off riding her back..but I guess without them…she’d never exist because she’s really not at all substantial in any way…except maybe her tits…but great tits or big tits…or tits in general are everywhere…they don’t need to be mainstream song and dancing to stupid songs and bad dances….while idiots throw money at her nonsense….that shit happens everyday in strip clubs around the world…

What I am getting at is that Katy Perry being a respectable or celebated or paid artist blows my fucking mind…because her shit is garbage…but I guess people like garbage….

Here she is at some award show bullshit…with her BOTOX face…goodtimes..

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Here’s her new shitty video…I am sure it is annoying but I wouldn’t watch it….

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2016

30

Nov

Katy Perry Monster Tits for the Snowflake ball of the Day

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Katy Perry reminds me of a small town washed up beauty pageant queen who works at the hair salon, because she took some body waxing course, you know the kind of dolled up, inappropriately dressed white trash you’d expect to find at the Christmas pageant, wishing for the better life…the actual Hollywood life….where her big tits get you more than just a discount at the movie theatre or ice cream shop where she goes to feel male attention in her otherwise empty white trash life…

Only Katy Perry is actually Hollywood and pulled off the scam…and isn’t white trash at all – but rich as fuck…living her tacky princess life…with her big old tits….at some Christmas event…because that’s what she’s about..

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2016

27

Sep

Katy Perry Pretends to Vote Naked for Attention of the Day

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Katy Perry is a big Hillary Clinton supporter – as she would be, you know Women Power and the fact that Trump comes across as a crazy person….not to mention the whole Illuminati theory that the only reason Katy Perry or Hillary Clinton exist is due to some secret society determining what the country sees and experiences…both very rich talking heads designed to push random agendas…like this “Go Vote, even if you don’t want to Vote”…because the election is in a month and half….

And what better way than to do it as a basic joke, for a site that loves basic jokes, as long as said basic jokes are performed by celebrities to make everyone rich…

I refuse to post the video – because I fucking hate everything about that scam Funny or Die…but I’ll post the bullshit and unattractive non-nude pics of Katy Perry…who doesn’t even get naked in her joke video- because she’ll all talk, all noise, full of shit..and her jokes aren’t funny…

You cannot clickbait us with the word naked…that’s my tactic…trick…now pull out those monster tits…

Here a video of the fatty tits eating Sprinkles…as she does…titty fuel…probably better than Funny Or Die’s garbage…die INTERNET…PLEASE DIE….

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2016

11

Aug

Katy Perry Panty Flash in France of the Day

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The highlight of my life wasn’t sitting on a couch next to Katy Perry, if anything it depressed me because she’s clearly confused about her fame and fortune – or what to do with it – and is trying to find some sense of normalcy that I should have presented her on my hand in the form of my load for her to insert in herself after rubbing her clit with it- to make me a child with a famous and rich set of tits…

I just felt she was easily manipulated by assholes who know how to manipulate weirdo girls who grew up in a cult…and that she was large, like real large, those tits don’t even look like the watermelons they are while presented against her broad back…

So seeing her flash her panties for Orlando Bloom – knowing he’s gaming her hard – to fuck with her head because he’s a manipulative spoiled entitled actor…reacting to his ex wife remarrying someone better than him…makes me sad…because it’s not her flashing her tits…

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2016

08

Aug

Katy Perry FELT UP By Orlando Bloom of the Day

Orlando Bloom has lost his mind, probably since finding out that Miranda Kerr, his baby momma is marrying the Snapchat billionaire, and his kid will have a new stepfather, assuming that they stil have custody of their kid an it’s not left in some Kennel for models who have kids with rich guys to collect child support in case modeling doesn’t work out – which it hasn’t really been working out for Miranda Kerr since fucking Bieber and getting fired from mall Brand that made her a million dollars a year…it’s been a struggle that has been off set with more than one, I think 3-4 that we know of – billionaire cock..

So Bloom, in some kind of manic Actor / Australian episode – is just needy, craving attention, making as much noise as possible, while taking advantage of very famous Katy Perry. using her for visibility – as no one cares about Orlando Bloom…getting naked for the paparazzi – knowing Kerr will read the headlines and it will go viral..

And now he’s grabbing Katy Perry’s tits….poor girl has no idea the narcissist is just using her for his own actor ego…she’s nice and just looking for love and these bastards use her because she’s so famous but lucky us seeing bitch get felt up…it’s a good look for her..

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2016

03

Aug

Katy Perry and a Naked Orlando Blooom of the Day

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Katy Perry is recovering from her rough Hillary Clinton campaigning and took her boyfriend for the second time – because she like to repeat boyfriends – I guess like a good Christian who forgives, forgets, has no self respect and doesn’t want to jack up the cock’s she’s had inside her- Orlando Bloom – the nudist actor trying to get as much attention as he can in his nude on the beach – despite having a paddleboard to show the world his cock…because I guess when your model ex-wife ends up with a billionaire with the most relevant app, and you’ve got a doughy superstar of your own, you don’t need pants…because you’re Australian and Australians get naked everywhere they can….

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2016

29

Jul

Katy Perry Promoting Perfume of the Day

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I watched Katy Perry speak and perform at the DNC in a very tight dress, allowing the people to really grasp what is important or of substance in this Election, and that is Katy Perry’s tits, the rest is just distraction and lies where both evils are trying to manipulate stupid people for their own egos….

I get why people like Katy Perry are involved in pushing this nonsense to her fans, it’s part of her working a deal with a devil when she decided she wanted to be a popstar who makes 100s of millions of dollars off very basic level of singing ability…and part of that deal was “use your voice to promote what we tell you”….and in your spare time you can sell bullshit perfume to bullshit people…

So a bitch like Katy Perry, who doesn’t really bother me, I actually feel bad for her because she seems lonely and disliked, because she’s a scam….can sell perfume as hard as she can sell politics…with as much conviction…even if she doesn’t use her fragrance and it’s just a cash grab…..I believe her…and that makes me not believe anything she does when pretending to be sincere…

Everyone is so heated about bullshit and forget the important things…like jerk off material….thank

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2016

15

Jul

Katy Perry Paid Lots of Money for This Olympic Song of the Day

It’s nice to see that NBC paid Katy Perry a shit ton of money for their Olympic video, because they have to pay someone and it could have been worse, it could have been Taylor Swift singing about how an Olympian Athlete once left her for another girl, and despite his gold he’s a zero to her….

It’s a terrible fucking song, a terrible sports moments edit, a terrible experience for all, but I guess that’s an appropriate way to celebrate the number one Amateur athletes in the world, based on each country sending their 2 best….even if said country has the 10 best in the world…logical..

I guess what I’m saying is where are her sloppy, non-athletic tits…but here she is in a face mask…

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2016

04

Apr

Katy Perry and Dolly Parton Compare Tits at the Acm Awards of the Day

Katy Perry and Dolly Parton performed Jolene together and I am only posting this very shitty quality video because I liked my caption, headline, clickbait…because I imagine that’s what happened backstage.

As a Dolly Parton fan, I love her music and her massive tits on her small frame…while being a great singer songwriter…with massive tits…I like everything she does..and as Katy Perry non-fan, her music and talent is the worst, I only like her big tits, and not even that much…they are just sort of their, they come stock with the cankles…I figure tits on tits is the tits…or something…

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2016

01

Mar

Katy Perry Sports Bra with Her New Boyfriend of the Day

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I always wonder why people get excited by the penis that any popstar is putting in them….

All these people cycle through the same people, which is probably why herpes are rampant.

So whether Katy Perry is fucking Orlando Bloom or Taylor Swift or Diplo or whoever else she’s dated that I can’t think of…oh right Russell Brand…they’ll all be at the same parties, in what is just one giant, horrible, rich kid high school….you know since they have the maturity of a 12 year old thanks to being rich and coddled…

I guess the media just hypes it up, and people don’t actually care, since they don’t even really want to fuck Katy Perry or her big sports bra tits…I mean they would if they were there to be fucked…but tits on snapchat and instagram are far more appealing…and accessible…

You know, celebrities…fucking suck. They aren’t cool or interesting…so let’s hope one of them gets AIDS…but not Hollywood AIDS that doesn’t kill you…80s New York Gay Aids….just to eliminate what the world doesn’t need…which is more of this noise, coming out of more of these assholes…

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2016

26

Feb

The Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey of the Day

I used to have a doll that I got at a dollar store that looked like Jon Benet Ramsey, so we took a series of index cards and made weird signs with weird Jon Benet Ramsey quotes that we put in her hands…like “FIND ME”…. as we’d have drunken gatherings, Jon Benet eventually lost her limbs and become BEATRICE,

This was my first girlfriend Beatrice – she was real sweet. #flooded #basement #finds

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I’ve always felt a deep connection with the story of a girl exploited by her parents who just disappeared..

Well the internet thinks she’s grown into Katy Perry, because Illuminati, and Katy Perry’s dad is some weird Evangelical, so nothing weird there…

I’ve seen a bunch of these the last few days…it’s a funny theory..

Where is the “MAKING OF THE MUDERER” ARMCHAIR DETECTIVE 10 PART SERIES ON THIS….

I guess what it comes down to is – who cares..

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2015

25

Nov

Katy Perry for H*M Holiday of the Day

I wonder how much H&M paid Katy Perry to create a song for their Holiday campaign, and to create a music video for their Holiday campaign, but I am going to assume it was a fucking lot..

I am not sure if you realize what I am saying here….H&M hired Katy Perry to create a jingle for them, to star in a commercial for them, which is some serious fucking selling out…

Here I though that Katy Perry was an artist, with artistic integrity, so committed to her art..that she’d never cash in as aggressively as possible, making her make even more money that Taylor Swift did, like some kind of commodity..

I never thought that the daughter of an evangelist, scamming religious people, you know real believers into making him money, would be anything but someone doing her hustle for the love of performing..

There was no way she was cashing in on a viral song “I Kissed a Girl”…that resulted in strategic moves that allow her to still exist…Because as you know, Katy Perry is a fucking scam, she’s got big tits, but she can’t sing, she can’t dance, but people buy into her cartoon like movement, product…because people are mprons…and believe she’s more than just a puppet used to sell product.

At least she looks like she’s having fun, while winning as a badly dancing monkey…because why would she be be anything but having fun…making millions in one afternoon…

It’s so fucking Crazy….no, H&M didn’t pay me to post this, but I wish they did, because like Katy Perry, I want to sellout too…

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2015

12

Nov

Katy Perry Jesus Freak Fan VS her Dad of the Day

THis video is amazing to me. Mainly because one of my favorite things in the world is crazy Christians. The kind who protest Adult stores. They kinds who think everything is the fucking devil and that society is doomed. The ones who are so deranged in their Christianity that they will do Non-Christian things to fight for Christianity…because they are so fucking misguided…

Like this woman, who found rockstar Dad, who is some kind of Evangelical minister, which means he scams people out of money for fake healing because he understands how to manipulate desperate people, a lesson he taught his daughter Katy Perry, who is clearly the devil, as this woman who found his ministry points out…

I like that she’s filmed the whole thing and uploaded it…maybe it’s a practical joke…or maybe…this is what she believes Jesus wants her to do..And I guess what it comes down to is how hilarious rock and roll minister’s neckpiece is…and I guess her passion and anger…I love “She is a Satanic Woman Who has Led Millions to Hell”…

Sometimes, I forget people like this exist…in this porned up world…with internet access…I am amazed they still exist….I love….the “Your daughter is wicked”…As his daughter makes 120 million a year…more than he ever expected to make scamming people with his ministry…I am amazed people still believe in god…instead of just living a fun life…

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