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2014

19

Feb

Katy Perry’s Boobs Don’t Save this Time of the Day

It’s no secret that Katy Perry has big tits…It’s also no secret that Katy Perry has masterminded the mainstream by becoming their puppet thanks to strategic moves…and I want to make it clear, there is nothing wrong with selling out…being rich and famous is validation and allows for a great life…but I will say that her music fucking sucks…and when se’s not showing off her tits properly…so does her bad skinned face…not that it really matters…but I expect more out of people who get paid to look good…If I wanted something like this I would have fucked the weird loner girl with bad skin and a bad body no one talked to in high school…oh right..I did…

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2014

08

Feb

Guess the Bad Ass of the Day


This is Katy Perry, and as expected, unlike what her shitty music would make you think of her, because it’s so bad, she’d have to be so good to look at, she’s rocking’ a seriously bad ass…

It’s one of these wearing sweatpants with huge pantylines like a middle aged mom who has given up on having any level of sex appeal whatsoever, because she hates her fucking life, but the hundred million dollar pop star who should never been version…and I think it is safe to say…she just does this to remind us just how good she’s scammed the world..in a little fuck you idiots, Imma gonna go count my money…

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2014

21

Jan

Katy Perry Big Tits for GQ of the Day

Katy Perry did GQ despite being old and tired she still has some tits…and in this world…proven by Katy Perry…the beacon of bad face and big tits…tits is all that matters…because why else would her shitty music pollute my fucking brain every fucking day I leave my fucking house…music partially responsible for me being a creepy reclusive weirdo who can’t adapt to a society that celebrates this kind of smut…

But I will say, this is one of her better shoots.

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2013

18

Nov

Katy Perry Bikini Pics of the Day

Everyone is excited about these Katy Perry pics…maybe because of her big tits…or because she’s hiding…everything wrong with her…I figured I have no choice to post these even if they aren’t very inspiring…at all…because they are Katy Perry…and she’s the fucking devil sent here to rape our brains…with bad music…but for some reason…people love her.

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2013

22

Oct

Katy Perry Looks Amazing in W of the Day

As much as I hate to admit this, Katy Perry, the popstar who I have a target on her back for polluting my life with contrived bullshit music that is always on the radio and that I even know the words of, even though I have never actually consciously listened to a Katy Perry song…a girl who I don’t understand the appeal, from her bloated belly to bad skin, if this was another era, she’d never be packaged as a star, but for some reason she made it happen, a reason I’ll never understand, because no blow job is good enough to win this kind of lottery…she just not talented or hot enough to carry it…but these pictures…from W magazine…make her look hot and make me go back to the drawing board trying to understand what else I am wrong about…or right about…I just can’t figure out what is real or fake anymore…from being disgusted by a girl, to wanting to see more of her, despite hating her, is just too much for me to handle…so here are the pics…

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2013

23

Sep

Katy Perry Twerk of the Day

Katy Perry was on stage with the master of Twerk, Academy Award Winning, Juicy J….the guy who is giving girls a 50,000 dollar scholarship if they win his twerk contest…and she decided to twerk awkwardly on stage with him like she wasn’t some uncoordinated white girl from a Christian background with no fucking soul…and all it reminds me of is when she was fucking black dudes in Gym Class Heroes to meet the right people to get her first record deal back when she was some LA hipster slut sleeping her way to this level of fame…you see everyone fixates on the white guys she’s had sex with, but no one talks about the black cock she’s had…and I think we need to put a little bit more attention on that…it’s one of those forget Kim Kardashian was a pornstar to get here situations…or even less interesting….

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2013

26

Aug

Katy Perry in a Bra Rockin a Grill of the Day

Katy Perry rocking a grill..I mean, we already knew that she was a try hard identity crisis with no talent who fucked the right people to make it to this level of fame.

I am sure even those dudes hate being a part of anything Katy Perry, even after counting money…because she’s just that fucking annoying and her product is such low quality shit…

So we didn’t need a grill to confirm her being a loser who has no idea what’s actually up, but who now has enough money to make her awkward, uncomfortable, weirdness

Even her big tits can’t save her…

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2013

07

May

Katy Perry in Vintage Underwear for MAX of the Day

Katy Perry is a cankle of a woman, not just because she has cankles, but because her cankles embody her, and have turned her into a pile of unwanted fat in the grand scheme of society, that everyone encourages and compliments, despite it being a giant cankle on the entertainment industry, because it’s the anti-bullying era, and she makes people money.

So seeing her pose in some vintage underwear or bathing suits, is as hot as seeing a cankle, but the good news is with every fat ankle, comes a set of fat tits, to distract from her bad genes, talentless life, and scam of a career that she’s somehow masterminded, because fat tits are a powerful thing….

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2013

18

Apr

Katy Perry’s Pantyline of the Day

This is unfortunate.

I mean sloppy Katy Perry in leggings to begin with is unfortunate, but seeing her spanx digging into her sloppy ass, makes it so much worse.

I mean Katy Perry as a whole is unfortunate, with or without panty lines.

My guess is she’s on her period, but maybe, she just wants to save the cellulite pouring out of her leggings for her upper thighs, while giving her ass an illusion of a smooth surface.

I wonder if I’ve over analyzed this picture yet?

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2013

15

Apr

Katy Perry Coachella Cleavage Pic of the Day

Katy Perry was at Coachella because everyone is at Coachella, even though it’s a horrible commercial pile of shit I wouldn’t be caught dead attending, but that could be because I don’t like crowds.

These pics remind me of pre-famous Katy Perry Coachella pics I was sent years ago but can’t post here because I promised I wouldn’t of her and Kesha all greasy as fuck in bikinis at Coachella back in 2008.

Only now she’s richer, has taken her LA Hipster to the next level by fucking the system into thinking she’s the voice of a generation, all via her big fucking tits, and now she’s got fans and celebrity and gets free hotel rooms to be at this shit she once paid for.

The whole thing is funny, but at least one thing has been constant throughout, and that’s her D cup titties. As far as I’m concerned, she’s nothing but sloppy cankles, annoying awkward performances and bad skin without them.

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2013

25

Mar

Katy Perry’s Recently Single Tits at the Kid’s Choice Awards of the Day

She may be a cankle-y, shitty bodied, no talent hack who fucked the right dude in her “I’m a Christian” rebellion when living in LA and going to all the hipster parties….

Her thick legs and dump ass may be vile and disgusting as her fat spills over her shoes…..her bad skin and annoying face may be the kind you would want to piss on in the event you ever got her home with you…you know the kind of girl you don’t need to respect cuz you’re doing her a favor, provided she wasn’t Katy Perry and a superstar with a huge bank account built on lies…

But you shouldn’t notice any of that…cuz girl’s got herself some titties…and sometimes that’s all that matters…

She was at the teen choice awards…seems like an appropriate choice in outfits for all the teen girls to idolize….


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2013

11

Feb

Katy Perry Tits at the Grammy Awards of the Day

Like all award shows that have happened the last 9 years, except for one American Music Awards, but they don’t count, cuz they are the trailer park version of an Awards show, the 2013 Grammy Awards shunned me….by not sending me an invite or asking me to present an award….or even honor me for all I have done for the music industry as one of the only motherfuckers around who has never pirated a song….I should be celebrated….

But instead, I sat on a couch, drank my face off, and tweeted just as hard and fast as I could….coming to a few conclusions…other than the obvious which is the Grammy Awards are a joke and celebrating Radio music is a joke….when they all make millions….but at least a lot of the new acts coming up have a little soul, roots, old bluegrass country, rock flavor…cuz it is time for real music to rise from the ashes again….

Those conclusions were that Katy Perry is probably pregnant, her tits looked so fertile….and it would only make sense….that Rihanna isn’t the first uneducated girl from a shanty town or housing project to cuddle up to a guy she had a fist fight with and in all honesty won…because getting beat by Chris Brown launched her career to new heights and I feel like he was in on it the entire time….and lastly that the chick from GIRLS doesn’t belong on TV no matter what pussy homo from a band she’s tricked into giving up his balls and dating her….oh and that Adele and Kelly Clarkson need to have a competitive eating competition…because it would just be funny.


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2013

08

Jan

Katy Perry is the Hottest Woman of 2013?! WTF!! of the Day

Men’s Health Magazine named Katy Perry the hottest woman of 2013, even though 2013 just started and usually these lists happen at the end of the fucking year so we can compare all the women of 2013 and decide objectively who the fucking winner is….leading me to think that Katy Perry bought the magazine and it will forever feature her on the cover like “O”…..or Katy Perry’s team paid the magazine like an advertorial….or paid feature cuz they know she’s a fucking dump truck, but also know that the public are retards and if a media outlet makes a claim we all listen and often times believe and even those of us who question…because let’s face it…Katy Perry and her cankles aren’t hot…and probably aren’t even the hottest thing to fuck in a room when she’s alone and masturbating in her bed….I’m talkng the fucking pillow case has more sex appeal than her…will write about it, giving the magazine another go at this “Printed Media” thing…in one of the final years before the magazine dies…

Look at the above picture….and tell me that shit is the hottest thing you’ve seen in 2013….because if you say it is….you are garbage and don’t belong here. I hate you.

Below is a video of her and John Mayer on their sexcapade….in Hawaii…where the rich and famous overrated trash likely had unprotected sex and compared battle wounds and herpes scabs from being souless sell out demons sent to earth to pollute the world with bad fucking music….and make a lot of money in the process….

All she has it tits…and even then they aren’t that great….don’t let them blind you…

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2012

06

Nov

Katy Perry is a National Threat of the Day

It is election day….not that the election matters…sure it gives you believers in your democracy a chance to feel like you matter in a world or country that you don’t matter…I am talking one that is run by corporate interest…that wants you dying of long drawn out terminal disease to support pharma, that wants you eating junk food that supports national brands and the corn industry, one that wants you driving Hummers that support oil and one that either party is just a tool for….meaning your vote doesn’t actually matter….but based on this pic…I’d probably avoid voting for Obama, even though I like the guy and think he’s got a good personality and says the right things…and even though I think he’s more legit than a tax paying billionaire into outsourcing labor…..because Obama is standing next to an actual national threat…and he’s not squashing that shit…because as far as I’m concerned…with all the flaws in the system…the success of Katy Perry is up there as the fucking worst…

That said, Vote for Me….this erection day.

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2012

01

Nov

Katy Perry’s Halloween Costume Lacks Tit of the Day

I guess this is a sign of Katy Perry accepting the fact that’s she’s made it…that she’s worth a fucking fortune her hipster poser ass doesn’t actually deserve…knowing that the effort that goes into her stupid poptart songs is virtually none…and the payout is virtually absurd…because she’s not out screaming for attention in her Halloween costume…and by not screaming for attention I mean not showing any fucking cleavage…when cleavage is what made the public ignore her bad skin, bad body, thick cankles and lack of fucking talent….cleavage is what allowed her to pollute our lives all fucking day on heavy radio rotation…brainwashing us to sing along to her garbage…like fucking robots we are….and cleavage is something she’s feels she doesn’t need to exploit anymore…and all I see is a bitch who is getting a little too comfortable….wearing a shitty fucking costume.

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