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2015

07

May

Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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As much as I tease Katy Perry for being fat, not so talented, kind of lame as fuck, with shitty music that pollutes my life….

I still appreciate Katy Perry, not necessarily as an artist, but as someone with some level of draw, or star power, that has sucked in the right people to work with her, has created a great fan bases…and has awesome tits…that have carried her through all the ups and downs that have mainly been ups…

I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing people who aren’t instagram models in pictures…because that shit is getting boring…and it’s nice to see an actual celebrity who actually does something roll through in this self involved world…

So I’m not endorsing Katy Perry, but I would cum in her…given the chance…but that’s not saying much for a guy who last came in a shoe I found in the laundromat bathroom…

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2015

01

May

Katy Perry is Blonde of the Day

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I hate how hair color is news…

I hate how Katy Perry is news…

I mean she’s fine, but her music is fucking garbage…and her lower body is fucking garbage…and her tits are fucking fantastic…at least in a shirt…and our society loves tits…it makes girls matter…like Katy Perry…who is now blonde…or in a Blonde wig…fascinating..

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2015

15

Apr

Katy Perry’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Katy Perry is chubby little a pop star…with a massive and insane following…all for music that isn’t even that good…but that for some reason gets a lot of airplay and makes no sense to me…

Her dancing is awkward…her talent questionable, but through it all…failed relationship, after Failed relationship…she’s maintained something….something magical…no not her bad skin….but rather her amazing tits..not that they are that amazing out of a bra…but in a bra…those fuckers have volume…

I’ve spent years mocking, laughing, hating on her because her songs pollute my life and I don’t ask them to…..but I don’t care, I mean bitch is rich as fuck, doing what she wants, probably has no real friends…but may not be looking for substance…at least that’s what I would assume because if she was about substance…her content would probably be a little fucking higher concept and a lot less “flashy lights for retards to buy into”…but who cares about that…when you got tits…

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2015

11

Mar

Katy Perry Crotch Shot of the Day

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I would assume that this picture of Katy Perry is the best picture taken of her in a long fucking time.

I like to think that she’s practicing showing the world her vagina for when she gives birth to her John Mayer baby in 7 months….as she is rumored to be pregnant….even though they are saying that the John Mayer baby is not a bump but rather just a gunt…

She is a big girl, so I could see how that could happen…but revisiting old penis to make babies…makes sense…

Now, I don’t hate Katy Perry, I think she’s probably just a sad girl with very few real friends, trying to figure it all out, or find some sense of normal, after blowing up to her crazy level …and I’m not just talking about her waistline… I mean rich and famous…

I mean, she’s awkward, quirky and very normal looking when you’re not staring at her rocking tits…who tricked the world into thinking she was important…it’s a crazy storyline that isn’t always filled with happiness…but luckily in this case…it is filled with a crotch shot from her concert…

All this to say, this may not even be Katy Perry…

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2015

12

Feb

Katy Perry Throwback Thursday Stage Dive of the DAy

I feel a little bad for Katy Perry. Not only is she thick as fuck, we’re talking a very very big girl with a big belly….which is totally unacceptable for her job. She’s also someone who can’t maintain a relationship, who probably goes through life surrounded by people yet feels so alone, because the fun thing about fame is that it alienates you from the world…and that’s why all these crazy people are fucking addicts…but then you realize they are just a bunch of rich as fuck whiners, so let them be miserable in their good fortune…assholes…

But more importantly, I feel bad for the people Katy Perry is jumping up during a 2008 stage dive, because this video just resurfaced, and it is so fucking good, the best throwback thursday ever…in terms of Katy Perry Stage Diving….I mean I am sure there are a lot better ones…

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2015

02

Feb

The Super Bowl Happened For Katy Perry of the Day

I don’t watch sports. I find the whole thing insane. The idea of a laziness that involves spending your day sitting on a couch looking at a bunch of dudes trying to throw a ball over a line, based on stupid rules for no functional purpose, other than just a game….is insane enough of a concept…but then turn it into a billion dollar business and my brain just can’t process it. I mean, it’d be more interesting to spend your day jerking off to girls you sext at least there is some level of activity involved.

What really amazes me, is that people think that they have to watch the Super Bowl, like it is the event of the fucking year, and more importantly, non football fans get in on this bullshit too, and not just because they like free snacks and beer at a friend’s house, but because they get to see Katy Perry Perform:

She even got a tattoo to mark this moment in her career like a tween she pretends to be, despite what her cankles are telling us.

Here’s the highlight of the performance – The Creeper:

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And they get to see the fucking ads, which is even more fucking crazy. How owned are we by these evil billion dollar corporations, we don’t just make them rich as fuck, we also anxiously await their marketing messages in their big budget ads, that they can only afford because we’re fucking idiots.

To see the rest of the Super Bowl CLICK HERE

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2015

20

Jan

Katy Perry for ESPN Magazine of the Day

Katy Perry’s getting ready for some Football in this ESPN magazine…

I am more into Katy Perry playing with the deflated basketballs that are her breasts…because they are pretty substantial…like her career that anyone with ears would question how it happened…but that still happened…and the only thing we can handle it is the tits…

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2014

27

Nov

Katy Perry Australia Bikini Party of the Day

I am not thankful for Katy Perry’s scam, but I like that an LA party girl hipster made it as big as she did, all because of positioning.

I am not thankful for her body, I mean she’s kinda dumpy, but I don’t mind her tits, they are big…as these things happen with girls who have cankles…

I am thankful for this GIF that she apparently posted…because well..it’s fun…and there’s nothing wrong with fun…not that I believe in having fun…but I don’t care when other idiots have fun….even if in the back of my mind I hope that fun ends in natural disaster to teach them a lesson in fun…you know since people are the worst….

Happy thanksgiving…I’m going to drink for the next 5- 12 hours….and if I don’t die, I’ll be back because I am obsessive in all the wrong things…

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2014

24

Nov

Katy Perry’s Bikini Twerk of the Day

Katy Perry was on a boat, in a bikini, showing off her big tits that helped distract people from the dumpy cankles, while she was getting silly level of famous…and now she’s figured out her angle, to make herself look long, lean and even sexy, as much I hate saying that….

I’ve spent so many years hating on her music that pollutes my life, even though I’ve never actively listened to it, or even liked any of her songs, yet I know all the lyrics to her songs…thanks media for raping my brain…so it’s hard for me to accept her hipster turned superstar lottery win as something she deserves or worked hard for….but I will accept the tits…because you’d be crazy not to…

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2014

18

Nov

Katy Perry’s Mom Bikini of the Day

Katy Perry posted this high waisted bikini, hat, bag in silly fabric because she’s silly combo on some boat called Sassy…because I guess she’s Sassy, but not sassy enough to take a sexy bikini pic I would consider trying to masturbate to, but rather more of a mom on a resort bikini photo that doesn’t give boners, but that does make you hope she’s got an eighteen year old daughter with her to give you something better to look at, you know traveling on their recently divorced, you dad cheated on me, let’s go to Mexico tour…I mean she’s got the tits, she just hasn’t quite figured out how to use them without being absolutely awkward as fuck…but maybe you like awkward bikini pics, and if you do, here it is…

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2014

14

Nov

Katy Perry in a Nightgown of the Day

Katy Perry posted this pic of herself in bed in a nightgown – and I don’t really know what to think about it – because for years I’ve hated on Katy Perry for being this low rent, yet insanely successful viral popstar in this new generation of music….I hated that I knew the lyrics to her songs without ever listening to her songs…and I hated the noise that game with her…but I always loved her tits, they were her one redeeming factor, and seeing them like this, in bed…is almost romantic and beautiful…even when I hate everything it fucking represents….but I hate how much I like it even more…

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2014

11

Nov

Katy Perry Ass in Leggings of the Day

Katy Perry has a pretty dumpy ass…a dumpy ass that is totally overrated – over celebrated – but a dumpy ass just the fucking same….and here she is doing fitness with an entourage in thick spandex you think would spanx her into place, but for some reason, she’s rocking serious kanles..

Good times.

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2014

31

Oct

Katy Perry for a Britney Spears Fetish Party of the Day

Either it’s Halloween or Katy Perry is on her way to Britney Spears’ house for a sex party, you know because in a lot of ways Britney probably inspired Katy Perry to be the poptart with silly songs and dances that with the right costume are highly marketable to retards everywhere – all while making millions and millions of dollars for everyone involved….and this is just her paying thanks…

Or it’s just a really fucking awful, yet funny since we all know what her dumpy dumpster looks like…halloween costume…

I like to think it’s for a Britney Sex Party though, even though I know even if it’s not, Britney has already masturbated and even squirted to this pic…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF CELEBS DOING HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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2014

21

Aug

Katy Perry’s Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

As much as I hate Katy Perry’s music, she doesn’t really offend me as much as she should, even when doing the ice bucket challenge in slow motion, in a bikini…but I am probably not offended – because of the bikini. It is one of those pieces of clothing that I am just a sucker for, and it’s so typical to be a sucker for, because they are designed to make girls good to look at – even when they aren’t. But maybe I am into bikinis because they are the one thing the hookers I deal with don’t fuck with, because my 6 dollar an hour budget…only affords soiled panties they find in dumpsters from girls who shit themselves..

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2014

19

Aug

Katy Perry at the Water Park of the DAy

Katy Perry went to a water park. She brought her big tits. She wore a bikini. She made a video and despite never being into Katy Perry, ever, in the history of Katy Perry, I can appreciate her tits, like I said earlier, never judge boobs by what they are attached to.

That said, she is kind of growing on me in her old age, I mean she’s like 90 in popstar years, and I don’t dislike her for her bad music, even though her music is real bad at all, and she seems to be more down to earth and reconnecting with old friends…giving them work…and more importantly, well aware that her music is a fucking joke that just makes her a ton of money and is worth spewing all over the minds of the youth, like a porn dude spews on the faces of daddy issues…not because he wants to…but because he has to to afford that corvette and cheesy tattoo..

You get what I am saying…in all that is horrible about Katy Perry, and what she does to society, she’s got at least two redeeming qualities…that look pretty good as they bounce….

That’s all I have to say about that.

TO SEE PICTURES OF HER BIKINI FALLING OFF AT A WATERPARK IN 2012 – CLICK HERE

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