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2014

18

Nov

Katy Perry’s Mom Bikini of the Day

Katy Perry posted this high waisted bikini, hat, bag in silly fabric because she’s silly combo on some boat called Sassy…because I guess she’s Sassy, but not sassy enough to take a sexy bikini pic I would consider trying to masturbate to, but rather more of a mom on a resort bikini photo that doesn’t give boners, but that does make you hope she’s got an eighteen year old daughter with her to give you something better to look at, you know traveling on their recently divorced, you dad cheated on me, let’s go to Mexico tour…I mean she’s got the tits, she just hasn’t quite figured out how to use them without being absolutely awkward as fuck…but maybe you like awkward bikini pics, and if you do, here it is…

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2014

14

Nov

Katy Perry in a Nightgown of the Day

Katy Perry posted this pic of herself in bed in a nightgown – and I don’t really know what to think about it – because for years I’ve hated on Katy Perry for being this low rent, yet insanely successful viral popstar in this new generation of music….I hated that I knew the lyrics to her songs without ever listening to her songs…and I hated the noise that game with her…but I always loved her tits, they were her one redeeming factor, and seeing them like this, in bed…is almost romantic and beautiful…even when I hate everything it fucking represents….but I hate how much I like it even more…

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2014

11

Nov

Katy Perry Ass in Leggings of the Day

Katy Perry has a pretty dumpy ass…a dumpy ass that is totally overrated – over celebrated – but a dumpy ass just the fucking same….and here she is doing fitness with an entourage in thick spandex you think would spanx her into place, but for some reason, she’s rocking serious kanles..

Good times.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

31

Oct

Katy Perry for a Britney Spears Fetish Party of the Day

Either it’s Halloween or Katy Perry is on her way to Britney Spears’ house for a sex party, you know because in a lot of ways Britney probably inspired Katy Perry to be the poptart with silly songs and dances that with the right costume are highly marketable to retards everywhere – all while making millions and millions of dollars for everyone involved….and this is just her paying thanks…

Or it’s just a really fucking awful, yet funny since we all know what her dumpy dumpster looks like…halloween costume…

I like to think it’s for a Britney Sex Party though, even though I know even if it’s not, Britney has already masturbated and even squirted to this pic…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF CELEBS DOING HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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2014

21

Aug

Katy Perry’s Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

As much as I hate Katy Perry’s music, she doesn’t really offend me as much as she should, even when doing the ice bucket challenge in slow motion, in a bikini…but I am probably not offended – because of the bikini. It is one of those pieces of clothing that I am just a sucker for, and it’s so typical to be a sucker for, because they are designed to make girls good to look at – even when they aren’t. But maybe I am into bikinis because they are the one thing the hookers I deal with don’t fuck with, because my 6 dollar an hour budget…only affords soiled panties they find in dumpsters from girls who shit themselves..

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2014

19

Aug

Katy Perry at the Water Park of the DAy

Katy Perry went to a water park. She brought her big tits. She wore a bikini. She made a video and despite never being into Katy Perry, ever, in the history of Katy Perry, I can appreciate her tits, like I said earlier, never judge boobs by what they are attached to.

That said, she is kind of growing on me in her old age, I mean she’s like 90 in popstar years, and I don’t dislike her for her bad music, even though her music is real bad at all, and she seems to be more down to earth and reconnecting with old friends…giving them work…and more importantly, well aware that her music is a fucking joke that just makes her a ton of money and is worth spewing all over the minds of the youth, like a porn dude spews on the faces of daddy issues…not because he wants to…but because he has to to afford that corvette and cheesy tattoo..

You get what I am saying…in all that is horrible about Katy Perry, and what she does to society, she’s got at least two redeeming qualities…that look pretty good as they bounce….

That’s all I have to say about that.

TO SEE PICTURES OF HER BIKINI FALLING OFF AT A WATERPARK IN 2012 – CLICK HERE

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2014

31

Jul

Katy Perry’s Hot Tits Take Their Vitamins at a Drag Queen Party of the Day

One of the best lifestyle photographers out of LA, goes by the name RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH …where he goes to all the it parties, takes great pics and shares them with us commoners not invited…

He went to some Drag Queen’s birthday party, that Katy Perry was also at…and she was wearing a tight dress that made her tits look awesome, and it makes me wonder why she doesn’t let RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH be the only person to take pics of her…

You see I’ve known of Katy Perry since she was just a hipster in LA…and I’ve seen her tits get more and more famous…but for some reason…she just never looked good to me. I found her ugly, sloppy, even a monster…up on some Lady Gaga – we scammed the world shit…

But every pic RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH gets of her…I fall in love with..and want to ejaculate on…either he’s good, or she’s good, she just hasn’t been documented very well.

Derek Hough and some other Dancing with the Stars trash was there, because he’s gay, you knew this from his dancing career, if you even know who Derek Hough is…and he busted out his homo dance moves because that’s just such an LA thing to do.

You see if you haven’t been to LA, it’s a cheesy fucking place where all these people stroke their own egos and think they are talent, and they compete to showcase said talent, even though they are already rich from their talent.

It’s like a massive horrible Bar Mitzvah, everywhere you go…and the entertainment..is equally as bad…It’s nice to see she’s reconnecting with her roots…

Here’s her new music video:

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2014

10

Jul

Katy Perry in a Bathrobe Eating Pizza for Rony’s Photobooth of the Day

I’ve been friends with an amazing photographer named RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH for a really really really long fucking time…I’m thinking we first met in 2007.

RONY has been good friends with Katy Perry since before she was famous, probably around the same time, he was doing LA nightlife photography, and she was a girl doing LA nightlife…

She went viral, achieved massive success, and I guess unlike a lot of cunts I know, maintained friendships with her old friends…

One July 4th, they all went to Disney….THE PICS WERE JUST RELEASED

I am not so excited by people at Disney, or Disney adventures, because Disney doesn’t remind me of good child hood memories, but rather of molestation and exploitation….

I am excited by girls in bed eating Pizza, so whether this was Katy Perry and or not, I’d probably still post them…because Girls Eating Pizza…is fucking sexy always…

I am also excited by RONY’S PHOTOBOOTH pics, because he takes hot pics of babes on the regular…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEIR DISNEY ADVENTURE CLICK HERE

It’s some documentary, lifestyle, living life coverage that may or may not make you hate your life…and that may or may not remind you that Katy Perry’s got great tits…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THEIR DISNEY ADVENTURE CLICK HERE

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2014

19

Jun

Katy Perry Eyebrows of the Day

Here are some weird fucking Katy Perry bleached eyebrows to haunt your fucking dreams tonight…and it is a solid distraction from her dumpy lower body…it’s like the tits of her face….

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