Katy Perry is a cankle of a woman, not just because she has cankles, but because her cankles embody her, and have turned her into a pile of unwanted fat in the grand scheme of society, that everyone encourages and compliments, despite it being a giant cankle on the entertainment industry, because it’s the anti-bullying era, and she makes people money.

So seeing her pose in some vintage underwear or bathing suits, is as hot as seeing a cankle, but the good news is with every fat ankle, comes a set of fat tits, to distract from her bad genes, talentless life, and scam of a career that she’s somehow masterminded, because fat tits are a powerful thing….

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This is unfortunate.

I mean sloppy Katy Perry in leggings to begin with is unfortunate, but seeing her spanx digging into her sloppy ass, makes it so much worse.

I mean Katy Perry as a whole is unfortunate, with or without panty lines.

My guess is she’s on her period, but maybe, she just wants to save the cellulite pouring out of her leggings for her upper thighs, while giving her ass an illusion of a smooth surface.

I wonder if I’ve over analyzed this picture yet?

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Katy Perry was at Coachella because everyone is at Coachella, even though it’s a horrible commercial pile of shit I wouldn’t be caught dead attending, but that could be because I don’t like crowds.

These pics remind me of pre-famous Katy Perry Coachella pics I was sent years ago but can’t post here because I promised I wouldn’t of her and Kesha all greasy as fuck in bikinis at Coachella back in 2008.

Only now she’s richer, has taken her LA Hipster to the next level by fucking the system into thinking she’s the voice of a generation, all via her big fucking tits, and now she’s got fans and celebrity and gets free hotel rooms to be at this shit she once paid for.

The whole thing is funny, but at least one thing has been constant throughout, and that’s her D cup titties. As far as I’m concerned, she’s nothing but sloppy cankles, annoying awkward performances and bad skin without them.

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She may be a cankle-y, shitty bodied, no talent hack who fucked the right dude in her “I’m a Christian” rebellion when living in LA and going to all the hipster parties….

Her thick legs and dump ass may be vile and disgusting as her fat spills over her shoes…..her bad skin and annoying face may be the kind you would want to piss on in the event you ever got her home with you…you know the kind of girl you don’t need to respect cuz you’re doing her a favor, provided she wasn’t Katy Perry and a superstar with a huge bank account built on lies…

But you shouldn’t notice any of that…cuz girl’s got herself some titties…and sometimes that’s all that matters…

She was at the teen choice awards…seems like an appropriate choice in outfits for all the teen girls to idolize….

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Like all award shows that have happened the last 9 years, except for one American Music Awards, but they don’t count, cuz they are the trailer park version of an Awards show, the 2013 Grammy Awards shunned me….by not sending me an invite or asking me to present an award….or even honor me for all I have done for the music industry as one of the only motherfuckers around who has never pirated a song….I should be celebrated….

But instead, I sat on a couch, drank my face off, and tweeted just as hard and fast as I could….coming to a few conclusions…other than the obvious which is the Grammy Awards are a joke and celebrating Radio music is a joke….when they all make millions….but at least a lot of the new acts coming up have a little soul, roots, old bluegrass country, rock flavor…cuz it is time for real music to rise from the ashes again….

Those conclusions were that Katy Perry is probably pregnant, her tits looked so fertile….and it would only make sense….that Rihanna isn’t the first uneducated girl from a shanty town or housing project to cuddle up to a guy she had a fist fight with and in all honesty won…because getting beat by Chris Brown launched her career to new heights and I feel like he was in on it the entire time….and lastly that the chick from GIRLS doesn’t belong on TV no matter what pussy homo from a band she’s tricked into giving up his balls and dating her….oh and that Adele and Kelly Clarkson need to have a competitive eating competition…because it would just be funny.

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Men’s Health Magazine named Katy Perry the hottest woman of 2013, even though 2013 just started and usually these lists happen at the end of the fucking year so we can compare all the women of 2013 and decide objectively who the fucking winner is….leading me to think that Katy Perry bought the magazine and it will forever feature her on the cover like “O”…..or Katy Perry’s team paid the magazine like an advertorial….or paid feature cuz they know she’s a fucking dump truck, but also know that the public are retards and if a media outlet makes a claim we all listen and often times believe and even those of us who question…because let’s face it…Katy Perry and her cankles aren’t hot…and probably aren’t even the hottest thing to fuck in a room when she’s alone and masturbating in her bed….I’m talkng the fucking pillow case has more sex appeal than her…will write about it, giving the magazine another go at this “Printed Media” thing…in one of the final years before the magazine dies…

Look at the above picture….and tell me that shit is the hottest thing you’ve seen in 2013….because if you say it is….you are garbage and don’t belong here. I hate you.

Below is a video of her and John Mayer on their sexcapade….in Hawaii…where the rich and famous overrated trash likely had unprotected sex and compared battle wounds and herpes scabs from being souless sell out demons sent to earth to pollute the world with bad fucking music….and make a lot of money in the process….

All she has it tits…and even then they aren’t that great….don’t let them blind you…

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It is election day….not that the election matters…sure it gives you believers in your democracy a chance to feel like you matter in a world or country that you don’t matter…I am talking one that is run by corporate interest…that wants you dying of long drawn out terminal disease to support pharma, that wants you eating junk food that supports national brands and the corn industry, one that wants you driving Hummers that support oil and one that either party is just a tool for….meaning your vote doesn’t actually matter….but based on this pic…I’d probably avoid voting for Obama, even though I like the guy and think he’s got a good personality and says the right things…and even though I think he’s more legit than a tax paying billionaire into outsourcing labor…..because Obama is standing next to an actual national threat…and he’s not squashing that shit…because as far as I’m concerned…with all the flaws in the system…the success of Katy Perry is up there as the fucking worst…

That said, Vote for Me….this erection day.

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I guess this is a sign of Katy Perry accepting the fact that’s she’s made it…that she’s worth a fucking fortune her hipster poser ass doesn’t actually deserve…knowing that the effort that goes into her stupid poptart songs is virtually none…and the payout is virtually absurd…because she’s not out screaming for attention in her Halloween costume…and by not screaming for attention I mean not showing any fucking cleavage…when cleavage is what made the public ignore her bad skin, bad body, thick cankles and lack of fucking talent….cleavage is what allowed her to pollute our lives all fucking day on heavy radio rotation…brainwashing us to sing along to her garbage…like fucking robots we are….and cleavage is something she’s feels she doesn’t need to exploit anymore…and all I see is a bitch who is getting a little too comfortable….wearing a shitty fucking costume.

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In Central America, the news is not ridden with bullshit politics used to distract and divide a country, when really all the clowns in government are all working for the same corporations that control them….but they don’t want you to know that….

So in being disconnected, I missed this Katy Perry in an inappropriately tight dress promoting Obama in Vegas…that wasn’t inappropriately tight because she was in the presence of the President and should be a little lady like….it was inappropriate cuz she’s too fat and busted up to pull this look off…she looks kinda like the old stripper who can’t leave the life..and walks around shamelessly in panties…while no one gets lap dances from her…except maybe the guys with low self esteem cuz there are other strippers who aren’t dumpy to grab for 10 dollars a song…

I didn’t watch the video with sound…..but I can say….that Fuck this cow is annoying….and any president who doesn’t declare her a national security threat…should probably be voted out of office…especially when using her as part of their endorsement…

Good thing I’m Canadian. So I don’t have to get too worked up about this crime on humanity….

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Katy Perry and her overly colorful, annoying, pile of pop stare glittery pile of fucking rainbow and unicorn shit, was on stage possibly showing off some nipple discoloration that I can only hope is not actually her nipple but advanced skin cancer that puts an end to her annoying music career…sure wishing cancer on a bitch may seem evil, but it is just self defense cuz she pollutes my life over the radio that fills all public places, on tv and internet…shoving her down my fucking throat when I don’t want it down my throat…..making her the villain, invading in my life…cuz bitch doesn’t know who I am…but I know I can’t stand who she is….and that is the issue….

But on the positive side of things she does have some pretty rockin’ tits even if the rest of her is cankles and fucking evil….

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