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2012

18

Sep

Katy Perry Military Lesbian for GQ Germany of the Day

Katy Perry is dressed as a militant lesbian for GQ Germany, because based on my experience with Germans and my knowledge of Germans, cold, hard faced, miliant lesbians is kinda their thing, you know when they aren’t shitting in each other’s mouths in bootleg porn, or covering up a genocide scandal that hit back in the 30s and 40s when they let a criminal mastermind run their country….

I generally don’t like lesbians, but only cuz they hate me for having a penis…..seriously they always look at me funny, like that they want to turn me into a woman, but maybe that’s cuz I turn them on so much it fucks with all they have worked so hard to suppress….but more importantly, I hate Katy Perry, cuz she’s a fucking lie of a human….talentless, ugly and thanks to GQ Germany, pantsless….unfortunately.

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2012

17

Sep

Katy Perry Ass Flash of the Day

I don’t know if these pics of a ridiculous Katy Perry upskirt are recent, but I do know they are ridiculous….not because her ass is really on blast….fully fucking out there on display like she might as well shouldn’t be wearing pants or more importantly let midgets follow her up stairs…but because there is no way this is her ass…

I don’t know much, but I know Katy Perry’ss lower body is thick, sloppy and vile….and I don’t care how extended her legs and ass are…or if she’s flexing….she’s a dump truck of a woman and this ass is not hers…and if it is it has been photoshooped harder than all the dick it’s had cum in it when selling her soul for her career…..

The weird thing in all this is that like I dog…I want to sniff it.

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2012

31

Aug

Katy Perry is the Devil for L’Officiel of the Day


You know there is something seriously wrong with the world when girls who are built like tanks, short, thick, dumpy broken down tanks, like Katy Perry can pretend to be fashion models, all because they are famous and the magazine figures it’ll sell a couple of copies to her shitty loyal fans…

I think what we can all learn from his is that Katy Perry looks just as shitty when in disguise and photoshopped….

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2012

27

Aug

Katy Perry in a Weird Sheer Dress of the Day


Katy Perry may be a fucking pig of a girl who has a miserable fucking body that I would probably still violate with my hands, mouth, tough, and unprotected penis, hoping to get her hipster bush pregnant, so that I can be a K-Fed, but more importantly, so that I can be a hero to society, saving the world from her and her bad music.. by ruining her as a person from the inside out, you know, at her fucking core, cuz I have that affect on woman…self esteem breaking motherfucker….inspiring her to be the obese monster she is meant to be….all emotionally eating as I spend her money on whores….taking her out of the limelight, and ruining her fucking career….


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2012

14

Aug

Katy Perry in the Worst Topless Photoshoot Ever of the Day


Katy Perry is probably the devil….and I like to think these pictures prove it….she comes from a religious background….she has used media to manipulate kids everywhere….she distracts us with her tits then shoves product down our throats…all while being not hot and not talented…and then she goes out and does topless photoshoots….without getting fucking topless or showing nipple….she is all that is bad in the world.

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2012

13

Aug

Katy Perry Horrible Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Katy Perry is a pile of shit of a person….from her bad skin…to her sloppy stomach…to her thick legs, dumpy ass to her horrible music, ridiculously bad costumes, her whole brand image, and most importantly her bad dancing…so it is only natural that she moons the world in her bikini….because she’s fucking won…she rode her fucking tits and bad singing voice to as far as they can take her and she’s made a million dollars in the process…pretty much showing us that her bad ass…that is literally a bad ass and not a bad ass that she thinks she is cuz she fucked off on her religion to join the devil in his brain washing….cuz no one cares about that….a bad ass that is like a plastic bag half filled with cottage cheese…hanging off her in horrible ways…

I hate this bitch….


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2012

10

Aug

Katy Perry at a Bikini Pool Party of the Day


Katy Perry went to a pool party….and she wore a bikini….an innovative concept for a forward thinking mind like her….you know since she’s not a fucking thick, troll, puppet with big tits, used by the record labels to “Josie and the Pussycat” the market….getting kids to buy garbage….cuz they are all sucked into her candy coated devil music….designed to steal our souls and make us consume….

She’s fucking garbage….and I’d rather see her shot in a public square for her crimes on our freedom….but I guess while I wait for that to never happen, I’ll just stare at her tits…

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2012

02

Aug

Katy Perry Photoshopped for Elle of the Day

Katy Perry offends me, even when she is photoshopped skinny…or tight bodied….even when she’s showing her tits cuz her Josie and the Pussycat…brainwash the youth for evil record companies….just doesn’t work for me…if anything, it makes me want to become a vigilante, and dress up in some Mexican spandex to rid the world of her kind and arrest her for crimes against our freedoms…but I know that if I did try to stop her and citizen arrest her, I’d get sucked in by her tits and money, and all I’d want to do is jerk off on her acne scarred face, while grabbing on her fat tits and ignoring her fucking cankles, cuz I am a weak man….but from my computer I can say…despite her religious roots…she’s evil…be careful…

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2012

31

Jul

Katy Perry in a Bikini Pics of the Day


Katy Perry is a dump truck as far as I’m concerned…

She has the face of a battered lesbian with small dick syndrome…who wishes she had a dick….and maybe that she had dick…but dick is the devil…the root of all evil….

She has the body of a sloppy, cankled up monster who wants to rape your children through her offensive songs…she sold her soul in order to profit from and make a puppet out of herself for…

But she does have a set of titties…and you know what…that’s all that matters.


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2012

27

Jul

Katy Perry in Her Bikini Looking Dumpy of the Day

Katy Perry is just an average at best looking girl who managed to make it. She was a try hard hipster with really bad skin with good timing and more importantly big tits that people with connections didn’t mind fucking. The fact that she made it to this level of fame is almost criminal. It is a fucking giant shit on pop culture because she’s not talented, her songs are irritating, she can’t dance, her style is offensive, and above fucking all she’s ugly….and I don’t just mean kinda ugly…I mean real fucking ugly, the kind of bitch you would only notice at the coffee shop cuz of her extreme stench of cat piss, cuz cats are the only people she likes…

You get what I am saying here, and if you don’t just look at the bikini pics, and you’ll probably get it, unless you’re one of those guys who just can’t see past a fucking bikini…..and all it takes a bitch to redeem herself is some half nakedness, like me…

But at least I know that this is nothing special, fitness levels are dumpy for what I’d want in a popstar, the worst kind of con artist…..


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