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2010

15

Jun

Katy Perry’s Naked in her New Video of the Day

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Katy Perry is a fucking pig, so I’m not too sure why she thought it would be a good idea for her to get naked, but I guess it was for this reason, so people talk about how disgusting she is and show their friends how disgusting she is, getting more and more views and tricking the record label into giving her more money, but then there’s the idiot who believes what he reads and thinks this pig is worth fucking, which I guess she is, cuz she has a vagina and fat tits, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s still a fucking pig…..


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2010

11

Jun

Why aren’t these Katy Perry Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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I don’t like Katy Perry. I don’t think she’s hot. I don’t think she even has a decent body. I actually find her and her FARTS pretty fucking disgusting….along witht he rest of her sloppy pig self…

I just figure since Lady Gaga was in her underwear at a Baseball Game , Katy Perry would have stepped up her fucking game and intentionally flashed some panty, you know since Lady Gaga is her biggest rival and she does everything she can to stay as noticed and relevant as she can…it’s on some catty competitive level only teenage girls probably care about…since most adult men like to ignore ugly chicks makin’ noise and whining about each other…unless those ugly girls are Jello wrestling at a dive bar…in which case two ugly girls equal one hot girl and it is ok to get turned on. Simple Maths…

I don’t actually want to see what is going on up her skirt…actually who am I kidding…of course I wanna see her cunt…and her her tits….I wanna see every girl’s cunt and tits and I am working on getting pictures of Katy Perry’s cause apparently, Katy Perry was a bad girl when she was rebelling against the church she was raised in and that shit is circulating the internet hard…but until that happens…someone needs to email me these pics from a better angle…cuz I guess my instinct to hunt and gather pussy pics outweighs my hatred for the person the pussy is attached to.

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2010

03

Jun

Katy Perry Sloppy as Fuck in her Workout Gear of the Day

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I think Katy Perry has one leg shorter than the other, or some other inbred shit is going on, because everytime I see her in motion, I think bitch is a fuckin’ retard who somehow escaped the institution because her retardation wasn’t anything too debilitating that she couldn’t get by on her own, she just has to look like a wonky drunken handicapped person when walking, which doesn’t really get in the way, but still looks retarded….but not as retarded as her body…seriously….this girl is build like a garbage bag filled with dog shit…she is disgusting no matter how strong her push up bra squeezes her fat gut into cleavage worth fucking and here she is in workout gear despite the fact that her stomach makes it pretty clear there is no fucking way she does anything in the gym beyond squeezing her sloppy body into the workout gear…she’s a fucking lie and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2010

26

May

Katy Perry’s Sloppy Ass in Shorts of the Day

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I have been saying that Katy Perry is fucking sloppy. Her big tits stem from overeating. She uses her cleavage like all fat chicks do to distract from her gut. These pictures of her in shorts pretty much prove how disgusting a pig she is. That’s all I have to say about that cuz I fucking hate short fat legs, fat ankles, sloppy fat asses on a bitch…I usually just hope a Japanese whaling boat accidentally spears them.

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2010

11

May

Katy Perry’s Sloppy Body in Tight Pants of the Day

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I don’t know why people don’t rip into Katy Perry’s weird looking body more often. I know she’s got big tits, but beyond those big tits is some weirdness, and really with all the hormones in the food, where 10 year olds are DD, I don’t think celebrating big tits is really something we need to do anymore, the big breast loving scientist found a way to make 80 percent of pussy busty….

If you look at the way she walks, especially in her tight workout pants, you’ll see the she’s all sloppy looking and lopsided, shit reminds me of a kid I once knew who was hit by a fucking bus, or a girl I lost I used to fuck who was on crutches for life because of some birth defect that left one leg longer than the other, and despite having a good time with her pussy, there was nothing hot or attractive about her, she was the kind of girl who was meant to fuck a guy like me, cuz real men wouldn’t look twice at her, and I really believe that’s what Katy Perry has going for her, which I guess explains Russell Brand….

Either way, here she is walkin’ crooked cuz there’s something wrong with her, and she’s wearing tight pants, enjoy if you can…

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2010

04

May

Katy Perry’s Breasts Make Bad Jokes in a Trashy Dress of the Day

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I am not a fashionable person. I just know that when you put an LED lighting system in anything but your swimming pool, you’ve got no fucking taste, not that I ever thought Katy Perry was stylish or cool, she always kinda looked like a circus performer and the only thin interesting about her, or her dress is her breasts, even if they come with her ugly face making stupid Times Square Bomb jokes like the loser fuckin retard idiot that this cunt is….

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2010

19

Apr

Katy Perry’s Strapped Up Tits at Coachella of the Day

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I hate Coachella. It is some bullshit music festival that 75,000 idiots run out to in the desert because the line-up is just so fucking crazy that these hipsers can’t miss it and are willing to travel across country to be part of it like a bunch of fucking drones trying to earn coolness points in their bullshit scene. But what really annoys me about the shit is their VIP section where all these low-level celebrities go party for the weekend and sit by the pool in their own bullshit scene where they all suck up to each other and tell each other how great they are in this ego stroking, false sense of exclusivity shit that really fucking annoys me. Sure it’s just a fucking concert and I shouldn’t get so worked up about the shit, but I can’t help the hatred I feel…..

A lot of people you know but should not care about were there, but Katy Perry strapped up her fat tits probably had the best outfit amongst the bullshit that was in attendance, which isn’t saying much, but here are the pics anyway, cuz we like tits even if they are on a sloppy fucking monster….

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2010

14

Apr

Katy Perry’s Sloppy Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. She’s a fucking pig. She’s got a miserable looking body. She’s sagging and droopy in all the wrong places and her face is fucking busted. Everytime I see her or hear her shitty fucking music I get mad knowing people out there think she’s hot only because they get distracted by the media and get excited by her fat chick tits….The only proof that the bitch is disgusting is that the only cock she can get is some irritating faggot who is just pretending to date her to further his lie of a career…..and here she is making bad decisions by choosing to wear this tight black dress…..

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2010

05

Apr

Katy Perry is a Sloppy Easter Bunny of the Day

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I was making jokes all Easter about dressing up like the Easter Bunny and going to the park to tell the kids I had Easter Eggs hidden up my ass, just to throw their uptight parents off, Then I made jokes about making friends with a black Easter bunny at the mall and going to tag team bitches in costume, unfortunately, I never did either of those things, but my jokes are far more interesting than seeing the shit played out on Katy Perry…mainly because Katy Perry is a sloppy, disgusting, bad skinned monster of a girl who somehow tricked the world into thinking she’s a popstar…when really she should be nothing more than an Employee of the Month at McDonalds.

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2010

31

Mar

Katy Perry Shows Off her Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Legally I’m not allowed to post the pictures of Katy Perry’s tits in a red bikini, not because Katy Perry annoys me so much that I’ve showed up at her house every day until she issued a restraining order, but because the paparazzi agency who was paid or who paid to get the rights to take these pics don’t like me because I offend the celebrities they pay to take exclusive pictures of and they don’t want to lose their business model…..

Look, I get the whole “her tits are amazing” thign, and part of me can appreciate that about her, but I can’t forget that she is Katy Perry or that she is ugly as fuck, she shouldn’t be allowed out of the house without movie make-up or a mask on but she should be forced to always wear a bikini top because after staring at this for a few minutes…I realize she’s not so bad…Don’t get me wrong, I still hate her…and I still have hope that her and her annoying boyfriend Russell Brand are involved in a horrible plane crash on the way home. I feel like God’s been too good to them and needs to take it back.

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