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2014

24

Nov

Kayden Kross by Andrew Kurykendall of the Day

One of my best friends in the porn industry is Kayden Kross. Who you may or may not have seen have sex over the years that she’s been in porn, but who along with her porn, is actually a genius, comedic, educated and a great writer. I met her early on in her career, probably her first season…..in 2007…and I am in love with her, but hate sharing her with her other men…..as porn girls do….

Now, she is working with fashion photographers…moving more into the mainstream…one I like to think is one of the best photographers around, my friend ANDREW KURYKENDALL …who shoots fucking hot models….

These are the pics….

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2014

28

Oct

Kayden Kross Cat Calling Dudes of the Day

My good friend Kayden Kross participated in this video of her cat calling dudes, like she was a construction worker, that is pretty entertaining because when pornstars cat call dudes, like they were construction workers, good things happen.

It wasn’t inspired by the recent VIRAL VIDEO OF AN UNASSUMING GIRL IN NYC GETTING CAT CALLED …but interesting timing nonetheless.

It is all part of a webseries she’s starring in – that Episode #4 just dropped on. There are 4 NSFW 1/2 hour episodes that they are offering a deal on when you use code: kross @ checkout, because it costs money to make videos… CLICK HERE

If you are concerned about paying to see a new show… you can see episode #1 for FREE CLICK HERE

Or you can use google to see Kayden Kross doing porn, which is boring, not because Kayden Kross is boring, but because Porn is boring…and this GETSEXXTONIGHT is much more fun….

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2014

15

Oct

Kayden Kross’ Sugar Daddy Commercial of the Day

Porn legend Kayden Kross is starring in this next level “dollar shave club” inspired viral video for a Sugar Daddy website – where she basically calls out girls and lets them know that it is ok to give blow jobs for money, because you’re going to be giving blow jobs anyway and money is good…guys with money is good…and dating guys with money because they have money is good….

The fact is that any girl who isn’t on these Sugar Daddy sites is missing out on free trips, free relationships and if you want to find out everything you need to know about being a Sugar Daddy or Sugar Baby read this awesome article by ASHLEY IN LA AT THE SUGAR DADDY CONVENTION

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2009

08

Oct

Kayden Kross Teaches You How To Get Your Girl to do Anal of the Day

Some of you may know Kayden Kross for her adult entertainment career, I know her as the girl I am going to throw into the back of my van and drive 400 miles into the middle of the woods so that she can’t escape me and has no choice but tos stick by me because I performed a ritual making her my bride while she was sleeping off the tranquilizers, all I need is a van and she’ll be mine…

All bad jokes aside, along with her porn career, she is also an educated, well spoken, gentle and caring woman who wants to help you get your girl to do anal and although there are millions of articles on this online, Kayden’s advice comes from a place that doesn’t realize you guys can’t get laid, and that this advice is just going to be used on your best friend who also can’t get laid cuz you’re both horny and tired of jerking off both alone and together while watching porn……but she had good intentions and who knows, maybe it’ll come in handy one day….

Donkey Dong in the Bum
Butt Sex. For most guys who haven’t had it it’s the Holy Grail. It’s just a matter of finding that chick cool enough to let them get away with it. Here’s a secret—look for the religious girls. I’m not kidding. We called it virgin sex because we met enough girls who will blow you until they’re blue in the face and take your donkey dong up the bum on a first date but won’t have vaginal sex until you put a ring on their finger. Just look for the wild chick from the private college or local ski lodge who practices any one of the Abrahamic religious offshoots and you’re golden. Butt sex express.

Or you can talk the current love of your life into it. Don’t buy that ‘exit only’ line. We’ve been finding alternative uses for things for millennia. It’s what makes us human. Did you know that 25% of the things you buy in a grocery store are made out of corn? I’m not just talking about food. Toothpaste has corn products in it. The very walls that the store is built from will have materials made from corn. If we can find 1 million uses for a starchy vegetable then we can find two uses for a butthole. Or three if you transport drugs in small plastic baggies. That’s not for this blog though and I probably shouldn’t talk about corn either. You get the point.

Ok so now that you’ve blown apart her first defense line let’s get down to her fears: poop and pain. Both legitimate. Poop is a relatively easy thing to solve. First explain the physics of it—poop is not waiting three millimeters past the opening ready to jump out and embarrass her. It’s much farther up, beyond the reach of your penis (unless your name is John Holmes). There is even an extra little valve between your penis and the poop that plays gatekeeper. But she’s going to worry about residue.
WWPCD. What would a porn chick do? Not all of them worry about their diets or schedule meals around anal scenes but some do. If it would make her more comfortable then afford her that luxury. Your goal is a penis in the bum and compromise is key. Let her do the scheduling.

That’s the preventative method. Now for the active role—there are three things that you will always find in a porn set bathroom: douches, baby wipes, and enemas. Porn chicks wash every orifice that they intend to use before any shoot. The enema bottle can be used for a quick rinse and then everyone is residue free, although honestly she probably doesn’t need it and all it does is makes her feel better when you have a goal to reach. Do not use an enema as is if you’re looking for something quick and drama free. The function of an enema is to make you poop. They are medical tools. Empty the liquid and refill with water then follow the instructions on the bottle from there. Now you’re rinsing instead of inducing body functions. Way to go.

There’s one more hurdle though if she’s new at this. You can get her bum as sparkly-clean as possible but once you get into it she might feel like she has to go anyway. Please please please believe her. When we first start having sex we sometimes feel like we have to pee from the pressure. It’s the same thing. The body is not used to the feeling and this may take a few tries to get past. Deal with it and just be glad that the situation is not reversed.

Pain. The worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life was when someone “missed” and I wasn’t expecting it. Do not “miss”. Ever. It’s not funny; it’s not a cute way to get what you want. It really feels like you’re being impaled. In fact if you’ve ever tried this tactic on anyone then you don’t deserve butt sex and I invite you to stop reading. So rule 1: make sure that both of you know when butt sex is going to happen. You don’t have to have a long philosophical conversation about the risks and rewards of sodomy. A nod and a grunt is fine. What I find works well is when the dude in question rubs the head of his dick against my asshole while he lubes up. It feels awesome and it serves as a polite knock without the awkward pause.

And now I’m effortlessly slipping into the discussion about lube. Treat her butthole like the engine of a perfectly maintained muscle car. Would you dare even put a key in the ignition without making sure that you had the right oil and plenty of it under the hood? Aside from wanting to be invited back at a later date your other interest in good lube lies in the fact that buttholes tear, and if you think blood coming out of a vagina is gross then you can imagine how this situation might be worse. Vaginas are made to take a little rough housing but there are a lot more nerves and the lining is a lot thinner when you’re talking about anal sex. Please beware.

Ok thus far things are clean, willing, and properly lubed. Now you have to get it in. I can tell you that the act of pushing a dick in is a lot more comfortable for the girl than when it’s pulled out. I can’t explain it and it goes against reason but just keep it in mind. If you do get it in and she asks you to take it out, do so slowly. Do not expect to shove the whole length of your man meat in with one fell swoop either. Think of the turtle and the hare. The hare will get bucked off and possibly be made to sleep on the couch and the turtle will have a mind-blowing orgasm. Be the turtle. You can change your race strategy down the line when you two are old anal pros but right now you’re asking her body to do something completely foreign while you blindly hump as always. Keep the perspective.

If you think you’re going back to vaginal sex once you’ve stuck it in the butt without a halftime shower then you’d better be prepared to practice celibacy for the next week while she recovers from a bacterial infection. I don’t care how much you washed her butthole. Don’t switch back and forth. You won’t see it happen in 99% of porn. What you will see is a nicely edited scene after the clean up has been cut out. If porn is careful about it then it must be important. We usually cut every corner we can find.

Positions: This is not the time to put her in pile driver or break out the Kama Sutra. Her favorite position for regular sex will probably be the most comfortable position for anal sex, but if you need a hint try missionary. Although the idea of anal in doggy is awesome because of the view it’s probably not something you want to push too soon because of the angle. We’re going for a long-term butt sex relationship with this girl, and whoever she is, she’s relationship material if she’s letting you stick it in the bum. Booty calls are relationships too.


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Posted in:Anal Sex|Kayden Kross

2009

01

Sep

Kayden Kross Says Blowjobs are for Everyone of the Day

I don’t know about the title of this article she wrote, but I guess it’s designed for women or some shit, because as far as I know, every single dude I have met in my life has been down to get his dick sucked by a chick. Either way, I have this love for Kayden Kross and when this was emailed to me I figured I’d post it up here for you to read, because lets face it, who better to talk about blowjobs than an angel sent from heaven who gets paid to suck dick on camera…..I didn’t read it yet, but will, cuz I know it will be hot and that’s just the kind of editing I do and if reading isn’t your thing, email this to the girl you’re trying to fuck or the girl you have no choice but to fuck, maybe it’ll teach her some thigns and if you scroll down there are some pics of her dyking out….

BJs are fun for everyone
Let’s talk about blow jobs. Of the many many things porn botches and distorts I think blow jobs take the hardest hit. Blow jobs and boobs. If you watch any award winning porn you’re going to see this: 3-5 minutes of gagging, spitting and choking on a dick that was hard before she got it out of his pants. She’ll slap her face with it. She’ll jerk it hard and fast. She’ll stop and go. She’ll baby talk it. You probably won’t see his face but it’s there—the bad blowjob grimace.
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Blow jobs are an art form. They require time and patience and love. While they are great for foreplay I think they’ve been typecast. They’re not only foreplay. They are a means unto themselves, and ladies, if you’re really doing them right you probably love them as much as he does. A good blow job can be better than sex. It is not a coupon that you issue on birthdays and holidays or when you fuck up. It is not a chore. It is an exercise in meditation. I zone out when I give them. I go to my happy place where the penis and I exist in perfect harmony. The very thought of giving one makes me salivate. I don’t believe in lube I believe in blow jobs.
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A member of my website emailed me his theory on blow job cohorts. He thinks teenagers of the 70’s love to give them, teenagers of the 80’s find them degrading, and teenagers of the 90’s came back around again. Apparently there are blow job generational gaps. I have not tested this theory, and being a teenager of the last decade and generally ignorant of sexual culture outside of my bubble I was unaware that blowjobs had ever been out of favor since the advent of birth control. If you like them, read on, if not, there are many more bloggers out there who are far less concerned with the business of BJs.
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Here’s why boys like vaginas: they’re soft and wet and warm and lined with tight  muscles. The entire reason blow jobs are so wonderful for boys is they mimic this habitat. But vaginas don’t have teeth. Teeth are used for grinding flesh and roughage. They maim and kill. So keep your fucking teeth out of it, which means don’t dive bomb his poor dick with your throat. I don’t care how cool it looks in porn. It’s very hard to get perfect aim at high speed. If you feel you must deep throat for the bragging rights, then depress your tongue over the top of your lower front teeth and breath out slowly as you go down on it. It feels like it pops into place. But do it slowly and avoid dragging sharp objects across it at all costs. If you’re not sure whether you’ve done it, look for tears. They are a sure sign of throat blockage.
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Vaginas don’t hit either, so don’t smack it against things. When you see guys in porn pull out and slap it around they’re not doing it because it feels good. They’re doing it so they don’t cum. That means it feels not good. And I understand dirty talk, I do, but you know what you’re not doing when you’re going cross-eyed staring at his dick and telling him all the dirty things you’re gonna do to him? You’re not sucking his dick. So shut up and suck it. Save the dirty talk for times when your mouth is not occupied or at least pick up sign language.
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Pay attention to where contact is actually being made. While avoiding teeth you may end up going too far the other direction and not giving enough stimulation. He can feel the whole length of a vagina, he can’t always feel the whole length of a mouth. Make it count. The head and immediately underneath it are the bulls eye, then from there take in as much as you can without sacrificing quality for quantity. Shafts are cool but that’s why you have hands so use them. If you use both then use them in the same way, and use them with spit. Live by these words: the wetter the better. The best wetness comes from the back of the mouth. It’s longer lasting like Doublemint gum. Do not make a sock toy out of his penis. That is an absolute no-no. Massage it, stroke it, love it. Don’t hurt or desensitize it. The meaner you get the harder it’s going to be for him to cum. Blow jobs are only fun in the absence of lockjaw.
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Now here is why blow jobs rule: vaginas don’t have tongues. Tongues can go any direction they want. And they’re soft and wet and strong. They are a dick’s best friend. Don’t ruin that relationship. Don’t flick at it with the tip. Put as much tongue surface area as you can on him in a steady circular motion and it will keep you salivating and him happy. It will also keep your lower teeth covered. Remember you’re trying to one-up a vagina here. It just so happens that when you’re facing his belly button with his dick in your mouth it lands right where it should on your tongue, with the underside of the head nestled safely in it’s care. That’s because nature intended for us to give head constantly.
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Hands are dry, bony, and the least-soft body part you can use on him unless he’s into feet. They are not a lost cause though. He seems to get by with his own with no problem on a daily basis. Grip it just enough that the skin can be used as a sleeve, so that it moves with the hand and not against it. It’s especially nice when you can use the foreskin or what’s left of it when gliding over the head. A harmonious blow job puts your lips in near or direct contact with the top of the fist you’ve made around his shaft, and everything moves together. The hand covers what the mouth couldn’t get to and the mouth keeps everything lubricated. It’s a fine example of teamwork. The slow twisting motion that everyone seems to talk about is not urban legend. Use it.
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Let’s talk about all the little tricks you’ve heard of. Humming. Blowing. Nibbling. Ice. Playing with balls. Feathers. Vibrators. Toys in buttholes. Whatever. Some are cool. Some are not. The problem with these tricks is the blow jobber ends up focusing too much on the tricks and not enough on the penis at hand. Only do it if it doesn’t take away from the quality job you were already doing. I like to stroke lightly from the back of the balls towards the shaft with just my fingertips. I use my left hand when I do it and my tongue and right hand never miss a beat. Blow jobs in the wild don’t need bells and whistles though. Don’t let Cosmo confuse you.
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And now the most important thing of all: rhythm. It doesn’t matter how perfectly you do everything else if you don’t do it with an even tempo. Every time you stop and go you’re starting over on building his orgasm. If you pay attention you can feel him respond to the speed he likes. Faster does not always equal better. You’re not in a race, and if you were you’d lose because too fast will only desensitize him. He’ll get harder as he gets closer, he’ll get softer if you’re doing something wrong. Adjust accordingly. Just because I’m stressing an even tempo doesn’t mean you shouldn’t speed up or slow down as required. It means transition slowly. Balls also move. A lot. Balls are the window to his soul. Pay attention to where they are and what they’re doing and you’ll get a feel for how to tell when he’s close. Some guys have poker balls though, in which case focus on whatever changes—breathing, flexing etc…  Once he starts to cum, do not change what you’re doing, whatever that may be. If you hit a rut, stop, give it a rest for a few minutes, and start anew. It’s a blow job blank slate. In my experience, once you pick up the right motion, the guesswork is gone. You will become one with the penis and it pulls you into an altered state and suddenly you’ll feel like an extension of it and when he cums you might have a feel-good moment too. At least I do. And that’s why I love them.
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Disclaimer: The second you feel like you’ve mastered it you’ll probably meet the guys who likes teeth and vice grips and throws a wrench in the whole process. I can’t control for the outliers.

Did you like that? I think you should give your advice on how you suck dick, you queer. Now pics….

Posted in:Blowjobs|Kayden Kross

2009

25

Aug

Vote for Kayden Kross of the Day

I hate Spike, but I love Kayden Kross, so before I get started I want everyone to know I am doing this for her and not for them.

She hit me up saying she entered some contest with Spike asking me to vote for her and as I looked around at the other girls and thought it was a fucking crime that she wasn’t winning, because based on her look, her pics and her video she’s got it going on and the other girls are ghetto, cheesy trash they found at the Ed Hardy discount bin.

I realized that it had something to do with Spike being a piece of fucking shit since along with robbing Kayden of the lead she deserves, also refuse to work with me, but that doesn’t right this wrong, so I am turning to you motherfuckers to vote for her, because she deserves it and Spike are assholes, but more importantly, because she will marry me as a publicity stunt if she does win and I’ll live-feed that circus act for you.

I know you didn’t pull thru the last contest she was in, so let’s not fuck me over again….


Vote For Kayden – Give Her a 10
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2009

16

Jul

Kayden Kross Loves Me of the Day

You don’t know awkward like surfing the net for Kayden Kross porn because I love her and coming across a live broadcast from May where her and her stunt cock are talking about me.

I have no memory of ever asking her to ask me to marry her, considering I am married, but I guess that could be something I would do, even though I’d rather just take her out to dinner and a movie and treat her like the lady I know she is behind that whole pornstar front.

So even though her marriage proposal wasn’t sincere, it’s nice to know she likes me for being an asshole because I like her for having an asshole or at least a vagina she treats like an asshole by lettin’ all kinds shit get caught up in it, even though it’s a premium luxurious delicacy that should only be savored by me. Even though the most Luxurious thing I’ve ever had was jar of brand name mustard.

Either way, I love Kayden and you should too.

Posted in:Kayden Kross|Shout Out|stepLOVE

2009

29

May

Kayden Kross Will Marry Me of the Day

I am gonna keep this short and sweet. Kayden Kross is not only a pornstar, but also an amazing girl. Possibly my dream girl. I hit her up and said I’d make her win this contest if she would marry me. She agreed.

So all I need is 10,000 people to vote for her, yesterday’s attempt was miserable at beast and I’m starting to think you don’t like me.

I slave for you all day and it really is the least you can do for all the shitty work I do for you.

This is my future we’re talking about. I just need you to get off your lazy, apathetic kick, click the link and vote for Kayden Kross.

Notice in the pictures she took for me that she’s standing next to the Laundry machines and a vacuum cleaner. Shit’s on. She’s ready to take care of me.

All I need is to have her win. So Please Vote….


Seriously, Please, Vote for Kayden Kross It Will Take You a Minute and Make Me a Better Person and By Better Person I Mean I’ll Finally Get to Have Sex with a Pornstar With My Miserable Dick.
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Posted in:Kayden Kross|Wedding

2009

28

May

Help Me by Voting for Kayden Kross of the Day

I need your help. Kayden Kross is my future pornstar wife and I told her that I would help her win this competition. If she does she has to fly me down to Vegas and officially marry me while we stream the shit.

So she’s 10,000 votes behind. All you have to do is click her fucking name. I know there’s at least 10,000 of you out there willing to help me and by 10,000, I mean 1.

Here’s the Link to Vote for Kayden Kross and her Great Ass
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Posted in:Kayden Kross|Vote

2009

04

May

Kayden Kross Deep Throats the Vote of the Day

I had a very drunk weekend and I think I am still drunk. I don’t know why I do this to myself but think it’s because I hate myself.

What I don’t hate is Kayden Kross. She is a pornstar who I’ve been trying to get to marry me the last few weeks and she hasn’t got back to me, maybe it is because I am using Craigslist misconnections to get in with her, because I figure Craigslist is a great place to meet women and after being a man about shit and turning to anonymous posts online to profess my life, there’s really is no way she can resist.

She is in a contest and I’d love to see her win. If she does. I vow to you that I will make sure she marries me on video. So go back everday and make it happen. My happiness depends on it.

VOTE FOR KAYDEN KROSS
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Here are some pics of her deepthroatin’ for the votin’.

Posted in:Deep Throat|Kayden Kross|Vote