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2011

14

Jul

Kelly Brook Hot Post-Abortion Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post this picture – so I posted this youtube video to make up for the fact that I can’t showcase her great, huge, natural tits in a white bikini, and I love white bikinis…

After spending countless hours outside the abortion clinic back when seeing who got abortions was porno to me, cuz knowing a bitch is willing to abort at any age, is knowing you won’t get stuck paying child support…it was really a stretch of a fetish, but it worked for me cuz I realized I really love a post abortion glow….it is like torment and guilt on some, other bitches don’t care and know it’s just a procedure they deal with cuz they are sluts….coupled with freedom for all….especially the poor dudes sitting with them who I could tell always wanted to give me a High Five….

That’s not to say that Kelly Brook actually had an abortion, but it is to say that I’m pretty sure she did, cuz she figured “I finally made it and only have a minute or two left at this, why ruin it with the fatness and damage of a baby, I still got eggs in me, let’s do this when the hype dies down and I’m sitting on a pile of money”….

And here she is in a bikini…

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2011

22

Jun

Kelly Brook Staged Loving Post Abortion Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but I’m too lazy to dig through the archives of this site, cuz I really don’t care enough to bother, however, the report claims these are some post “Miscarriage” pics of Kelly Brook and her baby daddy who never was, cuz they decided it was best for her career to abort, after the publicity of her pregnancy died down, pretend its a miscarriage and go back to exploiting her natural tits as hard as she can before hitting 40, at least that’s what I assume happened….

Here she is trying to strike a nerve with the public by bringing out her lover and showing how much she loves him in this dark time, you know sticking together through the rough patch bullshit, but hiring a paparazzi to spread the word all while showing off her massive tits in a conservative one piece bathing suit, cuz sluts who have abortions just go right back to bikinis, while suffering and hurting women go to one pieves…. as to seem still devastated over the “Miscarriage”, and who really cares, cuz as I mentioned, and where you should have stopped reading, provided you are reading, she brought out her tits…

Sure, I like her better FULLY NAKED AND CONVERED IN LIPSTICK WHILE HER PUSSY WINKS / STICKS ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME , but this will do…

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2011

16

Jun

Kelly Brook Post “Miscarriage” Lingerie Pics of the Day

Remember when Kelly Brook got an abortion and pretended it was a miscarriage so people wouldn’t think she was a baby killer, but instead would sympathize with her, offering their condolences, when she really just didn’t want to lose her figure after spending close to two decades to finally get noticed and hit the c-list….She probably realizes that she can have kids in a few years, but for now, she’s gonna just fully absorb herself in what she’s made for herself…kinda thing…

I prefer when she’s covered in lipstick, naked, vagina exposed, but I’m sure that brings up too many horrible memories of her toilet that fateful day her baby left her…..

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2011

19

May

Kelly Brook Big Unpregnant Tits Hot in Esquire of the Day

All I gotta say is Thank God for Abortions masked as Miscarriages…or Miscarriages that are jsut Miscarriages…especially when it comes to half naked, busty models, who aren’t done showing off their big natural tits…and it’s god’s will they don’t ruin themselves…

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2011

04

Apr

Kelly Brook Pregnant and Not Flashing Crotch of the Day

I guess now that Kelly Brook is pregnant, she’s keeping her vagina to herself, you know not exposed and quivering for attention or model work that solidifies her as a legit person in the entertainment world, that she’s been doing bottom feeding gigs for over a decade to finally get, one of those gigs being a relationship with Billy Zane….

And that’s too bad, cuz I kinda liked the way her pussy looked like it was sticking its tongue out at me FOLLOW ME

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2011

23

Mar

Kelly Brook Modeling Legs of the Day

Kelly Brook is pregnant. Take in these pictures of her photoshopped almost old lady body on it’s last model legs…cuz soon enough no photoshop strong enough will be able to save her and her broken down, stretched out stomach, vagina and milk filled tits that will be an obscene fucking size.

I know you are her fan. you’ve been watching her the last 15 years she’s tried to suck dick to the top…well apparently she’s finally swallowed…only with her mouth but with her uterus….These models are all such idiots, you give them direction and they always screw it up…idiots… FOLLOW ME

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2011

21

Mar

Kelly Brook’s Bikini Line Bikini Pics of the Day


I am such a relevant site that nobody reads….you know finger on the pulse of sluts in bikini I don’t care about or some shit….

I posted some of these pictures of Kelly Brook posing for her bikini line last weeek, and no body even noticed….

I guess she’s doing all she get before she gets too old and fat to wear bikinis…you know so she has something to fall back on when all her showing off her natural tits for money money dries up with her pussy……cuz in 10 years no one will want to see her ex model body half naked, except maybe me, cuz I like that kinda shit, that’s old and sloppy, ending her cashflow and forcing her to kill herself by eating tons of pills like she was Anna Nicole Smith…..

So she is strategically started up a bikini line that she will draw attention to with her still relevant body, building the brand and hoping it makes her billions like she was Jessica Simpson at K-Mart…..even though people from the UK aren’t meant to wear bathing suits, but are meant to sweep chineys…the whole thing is very backwards…. FOLLOW ME

So here are the rest of the pics I started to post last week…I’m on top of my shit like that…and by shit I mean my wife cuz she’s more comfortable than my bed.

Here are some other pics that don’t look quite like a bikini to me….but are still half naked…

Update you don’t care about hearing – Kelly Brook is Pregnant -I don’t keep track of polluted uterus news, but if I did this post would be about taking in these tits, cuz hips like this never NEVER bounce back from pregnancies….

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2011

16

Mar

Kelly Brook in a Bikini for her Bikini Line of the Day

Apparently Kelly Brook has a bikini line. Personally, I prefer her when she’s NAKED , but I guess she’s being strategic and needs to really find something that will carry her amazing huge tits into their 40s, cuz it took her 15 years of trying to get the right dick down her throat, only to really breakout this past year and a half, only to be turning 40 real soon, it’s like all that work for a little pop, might as well lay the groundwork for the decline, like she was Liz Hurley…I guess that’s the British way…


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2011

24

Feb

Kelly Brook for Lynx Campaign of the DAy

I posted these pictures of Kelly Brook yesterday or the day before, hell it all feels the fucking same, but I know it was recently, and after reflecting on the shit, I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking, shit is boring and un-masturbatable, I think I was just ripping into the horrible scent of these body sprays dudes think girls like, cuz I’m exposed to it enough to know how offensive the shit is, but it doesn’t seem so bad in video…when the titties are in motion…so watch it if you care…I should be getting paid for this…but Lynxx thinks this site is too pornographic…maybe we should email them a complaint … cuz this motherfucker’s got bills to pay and a private jet to buy…

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2011

22

Feb

Kelly Brook’s Vagina is a Panteater of the Day

I haven’t posted on Kelly Brook in a couple of hours …so I figure I need to get some fresh Kelly Brook pictures of her pants getting eaten by her pussy as her stomach is exposed…you know addressing the beauty of high waisted jeans on a bitch trying to find her thinnest midsection as to not have to admit she’s not a size 24 anymore….I think I’m caught up in a spell with this bitch thanks to those pics of her vagina winking at me…or maybe it was talking in code as stickin’ it’s tongue out and now I’m drawn to every step she takes and every move she makes….creepy…yet expected….

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