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2015

07

Jul

Kelly Monaco’s Comeback in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Monaco is a virtual nobody to anyone who is under the age of 30, which is probably none of you, since only old people read blogs, even though blogging is such a childish thing to do, that as a grown man I am humilated to admit that I do…

She was in Playboy in 1997, when being in Playboy was a good launching platform, that propelled her to acting on Soap Operas, which in the 90s was the equivalent of doing porn, but with a little more dignity, because you don’t need to spread your asshole to be penetrated on film…

It’s one of those, “You plastic looking bitch with no talent, either you take Playboy career to softcore porn, or General Hospital, your choice, both pretty low level, but you’ll make around a million a year, which is better than working at hooters back in the Poconos where you’re from”…

Well, she’s more than just the winner of the first ever Dancing with the Stars, from all her stripper skills..

She’s also an attention seeker in the Ocean in Malibu for the paparazzi…with a little ass flash and side tit..

I guess when pushing 40, you have no real choice but to do what you can to get noticed.

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Here are some pics of her great body on instagram…

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2014

28

Apr

Kelly Monaco Suntanning Topless Like it was the 90s of the Day

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Kelly Monaco and her 37 year old Playboy model from the 90s tits, that have probably had a few upgrades since the 90s, forgot that it wasn’t the 90s anymore…and posted sexy pics of herself on the internet either hoping someone still cared, or because she doesn’t realize people don’t care, she’s still stuck in the 90s or what she calls the glory days, when she matters, because no one like to focus on a time when they are totally irrelevant…at least that’s my theory as over analyze a smutty instagram pic of an ex Playboy chick, because I’m pathetic.

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2012

30

Jul

Cheryl Burke and Kelly Monaco on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t really know who Cheryl Burke and Kelly Monaco are…I just know they have something to do with Dancing with the Stars…but more importantly…they are rocking out at Malibu beach house I haven’t been invited to because no one likes me – I like to think it is because they fear I will drink all their liquor, lick all their women, snort all their cocaine, and they are probably right, but they are in Malibu, rich and can afford me, and that’s why they should re-work that strategy….I mean sure I’m no Cheryl Burke or Kelly Monaco…writing that just depressed me….I must stop this post now….and burry myself in being irrelevant…because I don’t even know who they are.

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2009

18

Sep

Kelly Monaco Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

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You should not get excited when seeing a girl who was a troll of a Playboy playmate 15 years ago, who was Carmen Electra’s body double on Baywatch, who is showing off her body because you saw her at her naked at her prime and she should pretty much be dead to you by now, but for some reason there’s always those assholes who have trouble letting go, who fell in love with her pictorial or life changing performances and who have waited all these years to see pictures of her in various appearances because they think she’s a goddess who is the only pussy that matters.

You see, even my neighbor, who is a 59 year old volunteer social worker / ex-prosititute has had fuckin stalkers, so don’t let shit get to your head Kelly Monaco, you know when people break into your apartment when you are in the other room and you decide to press charges instead of fuck them for being so devoted to you when no one else is because there are a lot of people in the world who just aren’t well, and the fact that they still get excited about your cleavage, does not mean you still have it goin’ on, it means they need help…And for the record, addressing this post to Kelly Monaco pretty much makes me feel like I’m not well.