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2019

23

Oct

Kendal Schuler Topless of the Day

Kendal Schuler Topless

Kendal Schuler is one of Leo’s ex beards. You can tell by her tits. You know that prose she had tattooed onto her tit like the underwire of a bra – you know because she’s deep like Leo thinks he’s deep cuz no one wants to admit they are vapid cunts…and in Leo’s case he doesn’t want to admit he fucks his guy friends cuz chicks are boring…and he gets those guy friends to fuck by baiting them with environmentally friendly jets and coke fueled parties with trash like this who think it’s their big break. God. People are dumb…

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2017

15

Dec

Kendal Lee Schuler Tits Out of the Day

Kendal Lee Schuler Nipples in her bikini

She may look like typical playboy chicks getting naked to launch their careers…which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….

Now, the world is just filled with regular girls who would have never got naked…getting naked…and that is one step away from regular girls who would never get naked…doing porn…awesome.

But apparently she’s Leo DiCaprio’s ex, whatever that means, he’s a homosexual and just overcompensates by flying models around with him to talk about boys together, if he even talks to them….because I’ve met girls in his entourage and he pretty much ignores all of them…

We don’t know for a fact whether she’s Leo’s ex or not, I didn’t bother googling it, but I can assure you if she was she really wants us to know it.

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2016

22

Nov

Kendal Schuler Topless on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know who Kendal Schuler is…but she’s on the instagram model program, where she posts pictures of herself, ususally from low level photoshoots because it seems less vain and more a showcase of her work – that isn’t actual work….all while trying to get famous because they think they are hot…it’s a weird world we live in – but social media is addictive so we can’t blame them for their attempt to be the next Em Rat Cow…

And why would we blame any bitch who is willing to get naked for attention, for the paparazzi, low level hooking themselves, while claiming it is empowering, when we all know that’s just code for “I like being naked it gets me likes”…exhibitionsm from some narcissist who feels having 75k people follow her is the single most important thing and more importantly – on the right track to be famous…

Which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….it was fucking hard…

Now girls are just like “so do you want me to insert this in my asshole and spread – it’s art right?”..

That’s a win for humanity…and here’s Kendal Schuler topless on the beach.

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2015

31

Jul

Kendal Schuler by Jody Pachniuk Because #Summer of the Day

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I don’t know who Kendal Schuler is..

I just know that she’s on the Emily Ratajkowski school of girls who don’t look like typical playboy chicks getting naked to launch their careers…which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….

Now, the world is just filled with regular girls who would have never got naked…getting naked…and that is one step away from regular girls who would never get naked…doing porn…awesome.

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