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2017

01

May

Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Fashion Shoot of the Day

Kendall Jenner is slutting it up on social media, but not with selfies of her asshole like you’d expect her family to slut up on social media but rather with some fashionable toplessness because Kendall Jenner is a lady, a very rich lady and a TV star turned Model, turned Instagram star that pushes product because people are obsessed with her….all while being not that cute, but marketing, goes a long away – and I am just happy she’s not 300 pounds, because when a rich girl who got a career handed to her thanks to her shitty family, becomes a “model”…it is important to me that she’s skinny like a model should be – because at least she’s trying, where as if she was just a fat slob, it’d be the ultimate fuck you…instead of the “I’ll just take these opportunities that are handed to me”…something you can’t really get mad about, but you can write letters to brands in protest about, but no one will ever do that…you lazy fucks…that’s why these people keep getting rich…

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2017

20

Apr

Kendall Jenner is the Empire State Building of the Day

IT HAS GONE TOO FAR!!

You know a viral prank has gone too far, when the family, the worst, most vile and useless people, who just really understand marketing and manipulating the retard people into buying into their shit….

When girl is projected on the Empire State Building….like a bad horror movie, post apocalyptic, EVIL overlord type futuristic movie.

Shit is terrifying…but it is happening, and you are all allowing it.

She’s not even that hot…she’s a fucking monster…but not as much of a monster as her dad turned mom, or sisters, but she’s still not hot enough to be the fucking Empire State building, maybe inserting the Empire State Building in her ass in a video like she was KIM, but projected on it…that’s fucking setting up a target for pretty angry, uptight, fed up people…to do bad things to it….

Here’s that creepy KIM VS KYLIE picture going around to remind you that either these cunts are both created in the same plastic surgery lab…because they are half sisters and shouldn’t look this close together – or Kyle is one of Kim’s abortions that survived and they raised to be a merchant of evil selling product…to make the world a more and horrible place…

Some tits…

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2017

17

Apr

Kendall Jenner – Butt Shot of the DAy

Kendall Jenner so shameless…going to parties in a thong because she’s confident in her ass…as a kardashian without the ARMENIAN DNA – she’s been trained to be shameless…and sure her ass is good…but that doesn’t matter – she’s a Kardashian and thus shit….

The only thing we can hope that comes from this, other than shit, because it is an ass, an ass that starves itself but knows all the ass tricks thanks to being raised by it…even her father got in on it when he was in the process of cutting off his dick…these people can make anything – hairy monster or not look fuckable…fucking witch doctors or sorcerers..

The only thing we can hope comes from this, is that all the lame followers she’s got – start wearing their thongs around to events…I feel like it will make more things interesting – whether it is CHURCH or whatever event…thongs make it better – and the asses don’t need to be injected, cool sculpted or trained…any ass will do…just as long as it is in a thong to stare at.

The world – is a weird place…


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2017

05

Apr

Kendall Jenner’s Controversial Pepsi Ad of the Day

I think the biggest joke in this ad is that they are using Kendall Jenner and girl isn’t doing it for free, like she should be, according to me, because I understand there is value in using someone all the kids follow and who has positioned herself as relevant, but I think she wants it so bad, isn’t that hot, and the whole family disgusting, trashy, twats who shouldn’t be given money for anything due to their desperation and the fact that they do NOTHING…and have DONE nothing…and aren’t talented in anyway….it’s like “you wanna be in our ad, cool, but we aren’t paying you, we pay the professionals”….proving yet again that professional models don’t need much skill….

But people are mad because it mocks activism. It mocks black lives matter. The intent is to say “cops kill black people, but some rich cunt so detached from reality can hop into a protest and hand a cop a Pepsi, because she’s some rich cunt so detached from reality, and she didn’t really even want that Pepsi, she’s more a coke girl, but Pepsi are the one paying her so let’s pretend OK”…..

So rich vapid twat – detached from the world – hops into a protest from a BUSY photoshoot because that’s what defines Kendall…doing photoshoots…with some random activist…and within a minute she’s with the cops….knowing she’s more like them than these dirty activist weirdos..

Either way, activists are pretty upset about it. Talk about parodying what goes on the world, making it cheesy and a joke, using a joke of a model, whose career is very real, but still a joke….

It’s nice to see a rich kid, uneducated and unaffected, can mend the differences between cops and protestors…blacks being shot by cops….because she is the beacon of white gold…white hope..and can solve everything with a Pepsi.

The more absurd thing about this commercial isn’t the mocking of Black Lives Matter or the Women’s March, or really any anti-establishment commanding change event….it’s that this probably cost 10 million dollars to produce. 10 million dollars that could have been spent elsewhere on good.

I guess this is why COKE is the party drug of choice.

The only thing that would make this better, funnier, more powerful is if the cop shot her in the throat for being a fucking terrorist…

I guess this has been a success for Pepsi….people be talking.

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2017

30

Mar

Kendall Jenner Gnarly Cameltoe and Paris Jackson Hard Pierced Nipples are BFF of the Day

Kendall Jenner and Paris Jackson are BFFs…obviously…

You know a couple fame whore spoiled bra rich kids who have nothing better to do than walk around with exposed body parts for attention – because both their fathers are/were freaks of nature…one dead from his insane drug addiction / the other dead because he chopped his dick off….both totally vapid and understanding of each other’s plight..and there for each other despite having no souls thanks to being raised how they were raised….even though I don’t know these twats…it’s pretty obvious…

BUT Maybe they aren’t friends at all…and it’s just Kendall’s gnarly camel toe and Paris’ nipples that are friends..as they are reduced to just that to me…the rest of them is just host body to carry their attention seeking body parts…despite having enough money to fuck off…they choose “take pics of me” narcissism…the kinds of girls who masturbate to pictures of themselves…the worst.

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2017

28

Mar

Kendall Jenner is Still Not Hot of the Day

Kendall Jenner is such fucking garbage…but you can see her nipples and average at best face….she got from her dad turned momma….while she lip syncs some Marilyn Monroe scenes / songs / in different outfits…in one of the easiest videos to produce ever…

I guess in her defence, not that anyone should ever defend a garbage Kardashian who along with her family is better off dead….with their greed and disgust in their no talent beyond knowing how to sell product to retards…thanks to being born into a family that knows how to sell product to retards….because they are whores…and thus get booked for shit…like she matters…and thinks she matters…because I guess when they world things you matter – you matter.

I like that she’s not fat and dumpy like her sisters, you know she’s got the white genes…probably Bruce’s only child that he birthed through his man pussy – but what do I know…very little that’s the answer…very little…

The fact this is considered art, talent, anything of value just shows you how pathetic the low expectations of the content of the times are…really…step it up…give me something, anything of value to deal with…garbage people.

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2017

20

Mar

Kendall Jenner Lingere Shoot for La Perla of the Day

Kendall Jenner just got paid a lot of money, I’m predicting well over a million dollars to be a hooker body for the panty company that may not be Victoria’s Secret, but Kendall already walked for Victoria’s Secret and thus La Perla wants to lock her into some exclusive contract deal to be the panties that cover her rank little exploited cunt…cunt…..

The whole thing is stupid because she’s really not all that hot…but she’s got followers, she pushes product and brands like throwing money at dog shit….as long as it is rich dog shit….that people seem to like because she’s not as vile as her monster sister…because she’s the white one..

Terrible…overproduced, over paid trash…maybe I’m just a traditionalist is my lingerie catalog pics…make them like some 70s sears catalogs or what’s the fucking point….but I guess in the 70s…Sears only had 1,000,000 dollars a year in budget for the lingerie catalog including shipping…and couldn’t afford a Kendall Jenner and her stupid inflated bullshit…so look at us now..the supermodel concept that should have never been….because hot bitches will post naked for free….created this money grubbing troll monster…who just doesn’t seem to die..

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2017

13

Mar

Kendall Jenner – Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Just when you figure the Jenners are going to disappear. Like their joke, prank or troll that put them on the map in the first place, fizzles…you know assuming the general public will realize that they are a fucking scam, a joke, not a real model….but rather a skinny enough promo model from instagram with a huge following thanks to her whore sister and the empire and staff they have running her shit…leveraging each one to build the collective unit to make billions of marketing dollars….you hear teen girls at the mall you’re at buying panties for strangers talking about what Kylie Jenner was up to that day…which if you were wondering involved launching a new cosmetic…cuz she uses a lot of cosmetics….and Kim was seen wearing YEEZYs…because people follow these people, love these people, watch their shows and feel connected to these people…

So when I see a girl pretending to be a model, but getting paid to actually be a model, because people and brands are fame whores…

I don’t get it, but I’ll stare at her lingerie shoot, even if it’s not hot…because my life is pathetic and whether she’s a model caliber to me….despite being a celebrated model to the world…her in her lingerie is probably a better way to stare at her…

This is as good as she gets, best hair, make-up and lighting and remains…average at best, but rich and people love rich…here’s rich…

Kylie Jenner was in spandex or a tight outfit while this Kendall thing was going on…

She was also at a restaurant in a fake see through outfit…

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2017

08

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Weird Shaped Body Takes a Traditional Selfie of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted this picture of herself taking a traditional selfie with a film camera in the mirror like it was the 50s and 60s…in an era pre iPhone..or instagram…where people like Kendall Jenner would probably not exist, or be hit celebrities, or average looking girls the industry pretend are models, because they want the followers she’s got to buy their shit…and if the world thinks she matters who are they to fight it…..

She’s got some weird shaped body, typical Kardashian, where nothing is real but the money they scam…and I don’t find her hot or interesting, or standout at all…

Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad…but I’ve posted it 3 times thanks to women’s day being such a dumb frucking concept….especially when puppet’s like Kendall actually think they are progressing the woman species…when really they are just exploitative tabloid cunts about it…

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2017

21

Feb

Kendall Jenner Morning Nipples of the Day

I’ve posted at least one of these images before, but like the Kardashians as a whole, they just keep on fucking multiplying, like the rodents, or snakes, or monsters they are….It’s like don’t get them wet or feed them after midnight, or they just multiply, and each one will be their unique brand of boring, lame, uninteresting, not very hot, dog shit that plays itself up to be fucking legendary, innovative, inspiring…I’d hate to be around these people, the egos, and the attitude from everyone feeding them fucking money and praise…and the whole “haters gonna hate so I don’t let it bring me down and make me kill myself”….while the only thing that will bring them down and make her or all of them kill themselves is when the world / America / everyone stops following them. Protests them. stops watching them. Stops paying them….and that will probably never happen, and these idiots know it, because they keep fueling the fire…they keep bringing out tits on different versions of their host Kim….and it’s fucking terrible…but so representative of the low level of expectations in content that America has….

Seriously…

The worst…

But she’s a model now, because society decided that, thanks to her deciding that, and that’s all that matters….because with models comes nipples, nipples I hope are forgotten eventually, so that they develop a drug addiction and sucide….

SELF DESTRUCT….but she won’t…her life is too good…assholes..

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2017

17

Feb

Kendall Jenner Nipples of the Day

Kendall Jenner and her generation of fake models are very into showing their nipples…because it’s a generational thing, they are young feminists…they grew up on porn and nipples still get them attention while allowing them to pretend that they are totally on some activist kick…depsite being vapid money grubbing cunts…

This is shot by their friend who they are giving a shot at “celebrity”…in that she’s taking all their slutty pics…not that this is that slutty, it’s all so fake and bullshit….and playing make belief while it actual works because the world is lazy and allows it…

Garbage – Kardashian Related Youthful nipples..

Here’s kylie cuz you can’t have one without the other…she’s the weirdly shaped one that I’m excited to see turn to KYLE you know following her dad’s footsteps into trying different genders…because they are useless spoiled brats who ride other people’s success…

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2017

10

Feb

Kendall Jenner See Through Outfit of the Day

Kendall Jenner is a very important model who shows her tits on the internet…and on the runway – because she’s so fucking classy…and luxurious like her gutter porn family and all their disgusting behavior….

What a fucking joke, looking at her walking her model walk you know her dad/mom trained her for when she was a little girl because it was the onlything IT could relate to her on…

SHe’s making this serious face, like she’s all serios…anothing thing she’s worked on and the whole thing…fucking terrible…but you can see her ass cheeks and even some nipple…because everyone shows their nipples…it’s the internet generation…

She’s not even good looking – what is this shit…

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2017

23

Jan

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid See Through in Paris for Fashion Week of the Day

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I know this isn’t about Trump, or the Women’s march…where women everywhere came together and were activists together because I guess it was more fun that doing the dishes, laundry, cooking dinner….

Where husbands everywhere were forced to eat take out, while listening to the women in their life spew some shit about equality…even though that’s got nothing to do with Trump, or the fact he grabs pussy, because clearly all these bitches like money, and having their pussies grabbed, making them seem totally delusional to pretend to be offended by it…but I guess delusion is the way things work….especially when actors, who are the most delusional greety, narcissist pigs, trying to relate to the people…terrible…

So the little pigs who objectify themselves, and know the value of tits, like Bella and Kendall thanks to their dads being well…not Kendalls, being rich guys who fuck hookers who become their moms…continuing to breed “look pretty, hang out with other rich people, enjoy life”…..

So mesh shirts…not telling trump to suck their dicks…as politics are always boring and tits aren’t…is what we should focus on…

Little rich slut…dreams..

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2017

18

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Nipples of the Day

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Kendall Jenner has nipples that she shows off in her dress – because it’s a red carpet event and the red carpet events mean there are countless photographers ready to take her picture and without her nipples exposed…does it even count as her being there…does she even matter….will she get the kind of attention her family wants her to get at the event…

The movie is Oceans 8, it’s the tampon version of Ocean 12, where a bunch of women including Rihanna, Sandra Bullock, Anne Hathaway, Cate Blanchett try to steal a bunch of tampons or whatever it is girl heist movies are about….maybe it’s stealing a baby because one of them is infertile…or it could just be stealing hearts…but whatever the story is…it’s a terrible fucking idea…and there was no need for the girl’s version of an Oceans movie…when there are all the ideas in the world…so why brand it something people already know…because people are morons and need to be fed things they already know…

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2017

17

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Keeping Mom Off her Back with Bikini Pics of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted her family duties, some kids empty the dishwasher, other’s post erotica – half naked images to their social media…to shut their mom up and participate to the family’s wealth…

Because it’s very possible, doubtful, but possible, that this entitled twat doesn’t actually give a fuck about updated shit to her social media. She may be the rare girl who isn’t obsessed with posting up nonsense, showing off that she’s young, fit and rich….because she’s already there…and social media is dumb…

Meaning…that someone is pushing her “did you post your tits yet”….the same someone who turned Bruce into a bitch, and Kim into a Pornstar she was able to reposition as a whatever the fuck Kim is…

The point is, these Kardashians are easy to hate, but they aren’t masterminds, the mom is…and they are just pawns in her tactics…because posting on social media is fucking annoying and even vapid cunts who love themselves and want to show themselves off to the world…find it annoying to do…but you gotta do it to keep getting paid…so do it…Kendall Does….

The only intersting thing in this, other than the bikini jacked up to her neck, is her hip to waist ratio…she’s skinny, but this looks abnormal…in a good way…like a photoshop accident or something..

I’m into it….I am just not into anything else about this plastic, bullshit trash that reminds me how terrible the world we live in – actually is…

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