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2022

27

May

Kendall Jenner Panties of the Day

Kendall Jenner is in her panties in some shoot because of course she is, you can’t have a Kardashian promoting anything without doing it in their underwear for added views, because people like these bitches in their underwear, being sleazy, even when it’s the one they packaged as “high Fashion model”….a joke to most, but she pushes product, so let her have it.

I realize calling a bitch the best of the kardashian is basically like going to a discount brothel and being offered 6 different hookers, all ridden with open herpes sores, monkey pox from the anal, unshowered, with cauliflower looking shit growing out of their urethra….one of those….”i’ll take the one who smells the most like vaniall body spray to cover up the rest of the feces and sadness from her life choices that got her to a brothel and not OnlyFans”

That’s not to say the Kardashians are bargain basement hookers, they’re billionaires people, they aren’t bargain basement anything, but they are fucking trash and might as well be homeless, drug addicted, AIDSed up bitches.

I do wish Kendall slipped out of her panties, so we could end the debate of whether her ADAMS APPLE is from being one of them girls with high testosterone into fucking, deep voiced and horny as shot….or if she was born with a dick and was the test run for Bruce’s cunt

Was she the BRUCE CUNT inspo, or was she the BRUCE CUNT test run cuz she was born with testes..well we won’t be finding that out today….all we got is lame panty pics to push product she likely got paid millions to promote because society is fucking dumb.

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2022

19

May

Kendall Jenner See Through of the Day

There are a lot of rumors that Kendall Jenner was born a dude, but the psychotic stage mom knew that no one wanted a boy, so they put her on puberty blockers young, even cut her dick off, and raised her as a girl….who may not even know she was born with a dick….cuz she’s always been a girl as far as she knows….

You know the test run for Bruce, try it on the kid first, the canary in the mine, the lab rat, who knows….

There are a lot of rumors that if Kendall Jenner was the pussy mold used for Bruce’s cunt….you know like how they make those Porn Pussy Fleshlights…..assuming she was actually born a girl which I don’t.

The athletic deep voiced, not very hot, but hot for a Kardashian because she takes an ok picture an doesn’t look like a pile of fake shit stapled to her body like the rest of them.

They made her a top model in the fashion world to solidify that the fashion industry is a fucking joke that is not about any artistry, or luxury, or exclusivity, but rather like all other industries, about selling product overpriced to idiots…

I guess she also whores down for money, fashion, her artistry despite being a vapid pile of shit Kardashian with their spell cast on socity, single handedly damaging women on such a deep level that women don’t realize it, or cancel them….but instead yell at men who say “hot tits”.

She’s got a rockin’ body….at least compared to the rest of her pig family…..so seeing it like this is a good thing….born with balls or not don’t matter with slutty content like this….right.



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2022

12

May

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

I’ve heard a bunch of rumors that the satanic Kardashian family who you know are destroying, or have destroyed society with their trashy take on wealth and excess, shamelessness, doing anything for money….and all that other garbage….positioned Kendall Jenner as a girl at a young age, when she was really a boy…

Maybe it was strategic, maybe it was just part of the satanic agenda of inverting the truth and basically trolling all of us….

It’d be pretty unfortunate if that was true, only because she’s the hottest they have to offer and since they’ve become pop culture overlords that destroyed the sanctity of pop culture by making it all about their disgusting, gross, really UGLY fucking selves….tricking hot girls to jack up their face for the muppet porn star who was raped by her family as a child too many times, only to develop a severe drug addiction, only to end up looking 50 at 25, forced to fill in that sunken in face of despair.

So whether the deep voiced, tall and thin Kendall is actually porn with balls, whether her pussy is actually her pussy, and not some sort of insert they actually sell on AMAZON and that got my AMAZON affiliate that made me 1000 dollars in a WEEK, but that they NEVER paid me on…because they cancelled me….or whether her pussy is a test run for BRUCES, or a model pussy for Bruces to look like it would if it was created in nature…..the fact remains that the Kardashians are the worst our society has to offer and I fucking hate everything about them….EVEN THE CAMELTOES.

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2022

24

Feb

Kendall Jenner Tits of the Day

We are so desensitized by all the porn on the internet that everyday girls are self-producing, it’s like an endless pile of smut, that when some rich kid packaged as top influencer or fashion model brings out her tits, you’re forced to barely care….

I get that we’ve seen the tits before, that they are overexposed, oversaturated, and were built by some of the most demonic GENETICS around….but THEY ARE STILL famous, rich, tits…and WE should care…even just in passing…but we don’t…at least I don’t…

If anything, I just wonder if she was actually born a girl, or if their transgender thing started at a young age, you know GET THAT BOY ON THE HORMONES YOUNG, SO THAT HE NEVER HITS Puberty…in a “LIKE FATHER LIKE SON” moment….that Cat Stevens once wrote a song about….

THE CAT IS IN THE CRADDLE PEOPLE….what does that even MEAN CAT…..

Or maybe these are the tits they used to MOULD BRUCE’s tits from…

Either way, I’ll look at the tits…they are still tits…if if they are demonic tits.



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2022

21

Jan

Kendall Jenner Trying Hard (barely) of the Day

I guess the Kardashians have a strong grip on the pop culture media companies, because their stories get views, so they keep pushing this influencer family of trash, thanks to the spell they’ve got them under….because these Kendall in a bikini in the snow for no reason besides being a half naked slut in the snow…I mean other than to give the people some fodder to mindlessly push on people, and to probably start a new trend of BIKINI in the snow, which is hardly a new trend, I am sure Kendall’s even done this before, but why reinvent yourself, or try to do original shit, when all it takes is a series of shitty pics to go viral…

So yeah, I’ve seen these pics about 12 times on a bunch of sites in my newsfeed, they went viral, because the people are under the Kardashian spell and can’t seem to break free from it….instead they act like these are a big deal, when they aren’t a big deal….

I guess the good news is that at least she’s not the other Kardashiams, because at least she’s got a standard woman body you’d want to look at, while the others are just freakishly built…even BRUCE got a better body than they do…

I don’t know if that counts as good news….but it’s a skimpy bikini in the snow and I guess that’s fun, even when you’re a miserable fuck.

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2021

09

Dec

Kendall Jenner’s Sheer T-Shirt of the Day

Kendall Jenner is being racy out here in some selfie performance piece of narcissism….we call it “When staring at the mirror isn’t good enough, and you need an audience to validate said staring in the mirror, so that you maximize that loving hot hot you think you are”…..and the best thing about it is that her fanbase EAT this shit up and fucking love everything she’s done because I guess her team mastered the whole propaganda and brainwashing….hitting us from every angle…sex tapes, sisters, reality TV, drama no one cares about, ugly fat troll sisters who have teen pregnancy with rappers, a TRANNY dad who CUT HIS ACTUAL dick off for the cause…just a messy fucking family all designed to monetize and push product on you, or on people like you while making you feel like shit because you’re not billionaires..

I have no idea why this family got where they got, timing, witchcraft, by design…who knows…I mean the mom was likely a whore since the 80s and know the system it just took a while before she could sell off the kids…

I just know that they represent evil…body dismorphia…etc…

When they say shit like “Instagram fucks the minds of teen girls”…they mean “The Kardashian use instagram to fuck the minds of teen girls”….

Even this sheer t-shirt shit is featuring a FILTER on Kendall’s face, it’s a cartoon face mothercukers…NOT even a real face….just a AI trying to eat your soul face and I hate all this shit..except the tits..

I mean, at least they have her playing the “hot one”…if we’ve gotta eat shit, it might as well have peanuts in it…I FUCKING love peanuts.

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2021

12

Nov

Kendall Jenner Braless of the Day

Kendall Jenner who we’re going to assume is part of the OCCULT with her entire family, something I guess we already knew but didn’t really understand until seeing the Travis Scott concert distraction that had all kinds of Satanic imagery on her Mom’s birthday of all days…interesting gift…

I know that most people don’t believe in satanists, or luciferians, or witches casting spells on the people, but it really is the ONLY explanation that makes sense to me when cross referencing the Kardashian fame.

I was just talking to a dude about how success is random, some people can work at it forever, devote their life to it and never hit. The most amazing photographer never seen. The most insane viral video that just doesn’t get picked up….while some other asshole can shit out an idea and become a star overnight…

The Kardashians prior to the sex tape and the show and the social media marketing agency and product lines that got them stupid rich, before the dad was cutting off his dick in some weird ritual, before any of that…maybe back to when Nicole Brown was sacrificed for their cause….the Kardashians could have just been totally ignored, yet here we are dealing with them daily like they matter.

If that’s not witchcraft, I don’t know what is…

But yeah, you can not believe in any of that, but it’s hard to argue that THEY don’t when everything they do is so evil…

Except when they wear tops to show off their round as fuck tits….are they real, is any of this real, who fucking knows, but the tits are round and that’s fun….

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2021

28

Oct

Kendall Jenner in her Lingerie from a Weird Angle of the Day

If the Kardashians know anything, it’s how to turn a pile of shit into gold, by spraying it with gold spray paint and calling it gold, because are so fucking dumb, they believe everything that they are told…

They may not know much, they may not do much, but the are smart enough to hire people who do….I guess…I mean smart enough for them, not for the rest of us who need to be polluted by their garbage smut….

I don’t blame Kendall, the hottest of the pigs, because she was born into this shit…

But what they do know, besides shamelessness is their angles, their filters, all the ways to FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT….so Kendall distorted like this to look long and thin in a comedic way, like a parody, all exaggerated, which clearly they are making fun of themselves, KIM K needs these angles to LIVE her best virtual life as a midget with a four foot wide ass….

Thanks to her family, girls everywhere are doing this shit, basically already turned into AI, or VIRTUAL characters, AVATARS, fully ready for the UPLOAD TO THE SINGULARITY METAVERSE cuz real life to them, despite how amazing it is, is scary….THANKS KARDASHIANS for pushing the vapid agenda…at least ya’ll got rich from it while SOCIETY collapses..

IN conclusion, Kendall’s pretty hot bodied…skinny is a currency…even though she’s still garbage genetically…..TRASH…

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2021

21

Oct

Kendall Jenner Ass of the Day

Kendall Jenner may represent all evil…you know everything terrible about society, social media, marketing, manipulation of the people to sell them product….her family is all part of the fall of society but she was just a kid and not to blame for it…she’s just going through the motions of being an influencer turned fake model because she can push product they don’t mind telling her she’s model worthy when we know what actual models look like…not acne ridden face filtered dog shit…I’ll tell you that….

But luckily, a family built on ass, likes to show off their ass, and as the skinny and athletic one with the most normal ratio, normal body, not so clown-like and silly, like it’s mocking us….because this ass is round enough for you to want to play basketball with it….using your mouth. If I was to write a poem about Kendall Jenner, the word I would force rhyme with would be anal….Kendall/anal…Kendall/Anal…Kendall/anal…that is the poem…I am art…

If you pretend that her pussy wasn’t the pussy they moulded to make Bruce’s pussy….not because it’s necessarily the hottest pussy he’s seen, but it is the hottest pussy he’s made, so make it realistic because if there’s one thing I know about the Kardashians, it’s that everything they do is be as realistic as possible….right…TOTALLY AUTHENTIC people.

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2021

18

Oct

Kendall Jenner Puffy Nipples of the Day

Here’s some Kendall Jenner showing her nipples, barely, but enough for you to see the shit stains an their puffiness, which would be more exciting if she wasn’t always showing her fucking tits like some low level sex worker, since low level sex work has done well for their family….remember that Kim K sex tape, they turned that into billions of dollars because society was ready to become mindless shills envious and distracted by rich people and their bullshit contrived storylines…

Like how Kourtney Kardashian and that creep Travis Barker who didn’t die in a plane crash, just caught on fire, and likely made a deal with the devil officially to survive.

I don’t really hate Kendall, I just don’t think she’s anything but average, and in being average, she’s hotter than the rest of her family, except maybe her dad and his fresh YOUNG pussy made out of his old ass balls….

I just hate what they all represent, like telling me they are important, interesting, talent, or funny…is an attack on my BRAIN…

Telling me Kim K and her weird ass body is what women are supposed to look like…is an attack on my brain…and my dick….these filtered muppets are only good at one thing, lying to the people, and dumbing them down, because the people are so miserable they feel like they HAVE to go along with this, instead of listening to their INSTINCT and realizing they are smelling SHIT, not Kardashian perfume I am sure they are selling.

Encouraging young girls to follow their lead….is an attack on our society that’s already doomed…

Labeling her a TOP MODEL, when she’s not at all model-like, is just a fucking lie, but technically she’s a paid model who does model shit, so it’s less of a lie than their other lies….

BUT PUFFY nipples in a sheer shirt’s good times…I mean this is a better use of her time…maybe the more real thing she did, except when she’s taking a selfie in a sheer top…that’s pretty much her talent and I’m good with her really committing to that talent…instead of all the other shit they do.

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